Inappropriate
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Everything and everyone is inappropriate. My computer is inappropriate. Work is inappropriate. Lisa is inappropriate. Marcus is inappropriate. The Steelers are inappropriate. Ben is inappropriate. And, can it be, that I am inappropriate?

I don't know what's wrong with this computer. I guess it's infected a crapload of spyware or something. It was being very special. Every time I got on it, it would totally freeze up at least twice a day, and it would have to be rebooted. That is so inappropriate.

That job is just... so... [expletive deleted]. Okay, we got this new guy, this is his second, maybe third week there. He started ringing yesterday. I've been there since fucking August, and I'm still on the floor. I was a little okay when Nikki started, but that is just rigoddamndiculous. I don't know, maybe it's an attitude thing, even though they get on Nikki for not being like courteous with the customers or something. True, I'm not that pressed to be behind the register, but damn if that's just cruddy. To be overlooked, twice. That is too inappropriate.

What the hell is wrong with the people I call my friends? Okay, I still haven't seen Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. So I put out the call that I want to go see it on Saturday. Marcus never got back to me. We exchanged e-mails and whatnot. Then Lisa just said she was broke. Dude, she doesn't pay bills, her brother and his wife just revoked her mobile for like the second time because she wasn't paying for it. She said she'll go if I pay or if her boyfriend comes and pays. Goddamn it all. How does she not save at least like 20 bucks a week? Damn, that is inappropriate.

The Pittsburgh Steelers. Oh my damn. All I know is that they lost on Monday night. I don't know what the final score was, the margin of the loss, or anything. I just know it was bad. Probably like 53-7 or something. In fact, this week, I've been acting like football doesn't exist. No NFL Network, ESPN, NFL.com, MSN.Foxsports.com, ESPN.com, SI.com, NFL on Yahoo!, Steelers.com, Pittsburgh Post Gazette, or Steelers message boards for me this week. I just don't think I could handle it. I mean, I couldn't even get out of bed until after noon yesterday. Yes, it IS that serious. The biggest reason why is that we lost to the Ravens last week, so we actually needed to win on Monday just to stay tied for first place of our division. Oh well, we play the Bengals on Sunday. If we don't beat them, we can kiss the playoffs good-bye. So devastatingly inappropriate.

Ben Roethlisberger is an inappropriate bastard. Sexy as hell, but he is still inappropriate. Well, he got his first loss to someone not named Tom Brady. And while I do like Peyton Manning, it still smarts. But that's not why Ben is inappropriate. This... dude, is selling shirts on his official website that say "Mrs. Roethlisberger". I don't exactly know why this upsets me so much, but it does. Probably because he's realized that there are a million bitches gunning for him, and he (or someone) has decided to capitalize off of that. No matter whose idea it was, it is still inappropriate.

I think Jeremy Shockey is hot as hell. I always thought he was cute, but a certain shirt propelled that. Don't worry, it'll take a hell of a lot more than that to pry me away from Ben. But the fact that I've let someone give him some real, stiff competition. I am inappropriate.

In case you haven't noticed, I have a new favorite word. It comes from that place that I hate to go, and I'm forced to spend an extremely long 4 hours a day there. I just love the way my co-worker says it. And of course, I just had to adopt it. Besides, I was due, I had run the word "special" into the ground. But at the rate I'm going, this will die a faster death.

After much deliberation, I have decided that I will post a photo of Mr. Inappropriate. I'm only doing it because I'm curious....

Why does he need oxygen? He didn't do anything in this game. I guess all that cheering left him winded. If you can't tell, I'm still miffed about the shirt. It'll take me a while. The loss didn't help.

I'm phasing.

EDIT: OMG!! I am SO INAPPROPRIATE!!! I can't believe that I completely forgot!

WAR TONY STEWART!!! 2005 NEXTEL CUP CHAMPION!!!