
Thong and Granny panties match?!
..the thong always prevails
What a night its gonna be! Xplosion is set to break the barriers in sports entertainment , with many explosive matches to kick off its debut!, the fans are all at feet waving there signs in the air hoping to get on camera for there friends at home can get a glimpse of them and have the bragging right of saying " I WAS IN T.V ". Then the lights dim lowly , and what do ya know?! "LOVE FURY PASSION ENERGY " blares over the speakers and the fans cheer extremly loudly for the extreme diva herself.Lita comes walking out onto the stage which makes the ovation even louder! Lita flips her hair and begins to bob her head to the music. She then taunts at the crowd and then jolts down to the ring and slides in. she brings herself up by her right kneed then left foot. She stands fully upright showing her voluptous body. Lita is dressed in some black shorts with a butterfly design on each butt cheeck, her shirt, fish net with a pink shirt under.. Her hair fiery red with light pink and red highlights. Lita looks around at the the roaring fans and is pleased at what she hears , and sees. She then gets a mic and waits for the crowd to settle down before speaking.
][: the xtreme beauty : ][ : lita ][ " whats up nwa fans?! - crowd cheers - Alright, as all of you may know, the nwa as bought out by stephanie and shane mcmahon. They are looking to revolutionize the wrestling industry for ever! and thats what they are gonna do. They have talent that is great, - rolls eyes - then they have talent that is absolutely worthless , But none the less this fed is looking to shine and i can guarantee to you all that im gonna make a huge name for myself, Starting with the very first xplosion card. Its myself, Lita, versus Molly Holly. This isn't your ordinary match, Oh no! its a thong versus granny pantie match! - crowd cheers loudly - yes you have heard me right. This is like a first ever isn't it?! this is the first time i have ever seen a match so unorthodox take place. What a way to kick off the very first card huh? booking one of NWA'S future top diva myself in the first every thong versus granny pantie match. Anyways, the rules are simple , theres a thong and grannie panties hung on a poles on opisite ends of the turnbuckle, the first diva to retrive their ' desireable ' under grament will be declared the winner, simple enought.. but the real pain is molly holly's fat ass. I happened to hear what you had to say about my lovely self, so its my time to talk about you!"
][: the xtreme beauty : ][ : lita ][ " ok it seems to me that molly really doesn't know how to dress herself. I mean look at her, she actually belives granny panties are in?... its sad I tell you, because the latest fashion is of course thongs!, which i may add is my specialty. She tends to claim that she is gonna be the first ever nwa womens champion?! she better think again. Does she realize that im here?! does she realize that i will drop diva by diva by diva to get to that womens championship, and i'll be damned if a diva like her wins the womens title.Oh no sir ree, not while im here, because I can promise you this i will become the first ever women's champion, and there isnt a damn thing any of the divas in the back can do about it, confront me, I dont care , because like my theme goes.. you step up, you'll get knock down fast.. and that statement is absolutely true, and if any of you think other wise, why don't you come on and find out for yourself?!But anyways back on the subject, Molly you really make me laugh you know that?! You come out here and talk about how your this and your that, you may think that in your little mind of yours but to all these fans and many people backstage think otherwise. Yea, they do have there money on me and ill tell you why.. Because im Fucking L TO THE I TO THE T.. TO THE A! thats why everyone thinks im gonna win, thats why everyone thinks im gonna had you, your ass on a silver platter! Molly you then go and say that my ring abilities aren't as good as yours?! ..There goes another joke, you obviously have taken to many shots to the head because you obviously forgot what I am capable of. Me and you were in the world wrestling entertainment before and we have feuded many times, so many I can't even keep count! Are matches were spectacular, moves against moves, reversals against reversals, yea molly I will give you credit where credit is due because you are a great wrestler, but when you stand molly next to me?! Thats a whole different story, because I am way better then you, and if I have to whip your ass and embarrass you at xplosion then so fucking be it! thats what im gonna have to do , to make you realize that you are not up to my league. I know you may be thinking the same thing, because i know that are egos are both high. and thats good, but there's a line drawn when it comes to the confident people who can actually hold there own out there in the ring, and to the people who are confident and think they can hang with the best of the best but in all actuality they can't. You see Molly, yea I was good back in the wwe days, but when was the last time I wrestled there?! Hmmm.. been a few months hasn't it?! I left the wwe to seek better things, and looky what found! the nwa! they hired me because they know what im capable of and for the simple fact I practically revolutionized the women's division in wrestling forever! they know that im a diva that can make women's wrestling just as entertaining to watch as the men's matches. But anyways while I seeked for bigger and better opportunities I trained, I trained my ass off because I knew eventually this day will come, and I will have to shut some divas trap. I have improved 100 times more in the ring and I guess molly is gonna be the first victim to the xtreme diva!, and oh yes molly this may be a typical gimmick match, but that doesn't stop me from one minute whooping your ass as if it were a regular match"
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