(The scean opens up with Snake Eyez sitting in his locker room with his brother Wolf and his girlfriend Casey. Snake and Casey are flirting.)
Wolf- Will you two get a room.
Snake- This is our room.
Casey- Yeah man,if you don't like it,you can leave.
Wolf- Ok,go ahead. Ohh Snake we got an interview with Kent Brockman in twenty. I'm going to go get ready for it.
Snake- Yeah,what ever.
(Wolf leaves the locker room and walks down the hall and hears raping. Wolf goes into the room to see a freestyle rap contest. Wolf walks in and interupts.
Wolf- Yo, you rap like crap,go find a map,you gotta settle this little gap,you have no songs so jsut go play the gong, why don't you come along.
Raper 1- Man is that all you got,give this some thought before you get caught.
Wolf- I got a brother Snake, don't make me hit in with a rake, look at Drake, for gods sake,lets eat some cake, Ill throw your car in a lake. Beat that I just hate that cat.
Raper 1- Thats bad, You make me sad not glad
Wolf- Boy your getting me really mad there lad. You give up yet? I got a whole nother set.
Raper 1- Nice, you put me on some cold ice.
Wolf- Yeah,your momma has some bad lice.
Raper 1- Aight your good
Wolf- I didn't even grow up in the hood.
(The scean fades to Snake and his girl Casey. They are both getting dresses Casey is only in her Thong as she puts on her bra.
Snake- It's 'bout time to go.
Casey- Yeah, just a minute. What kind of pants should I wear? Very Mini skirt?
Snake- Is nothing an option?
Casey- It is if you win the title.
Snake- Alright, where the very mini skirt!
Casey- Ok, how long do we got?
Snake- Five minutes.
Casey- Go ahead, I'll meet you there.
Snake- Aight baby. Love ya.
(Snake Eyez runs down to the interview room as full speed.
Snake- What the hell do you want? He barges into the interview room and sees Kid Scream in there. Snake Eyez acts to go out the door as Kid Scream laughs Snake jumps on him and starts punching Kid Scream. Snake picks Kid Scream up and kicks him and the gut and throws him against the wall. Snake sees Van Daminator rush at him from hte open door but then he sees Van Daminator run smack into the door. Wolf pushed Van Daminator into the door. Wolf Picks Van Daminator back up and throws him to Snake Eyez were Snake gives him the Snake Bite right onto a table. Kid Scream runs at Snake Eyez with a flower vase but gets tripped by Casey who just entered the room. The vase hits Kid Scream in the head as he gets tripped. Kid Scream get picked up by Snake and is givin the Snake Bite right on top of Van Daminator. Snake than procedes to hit Kid Scream with his own WwO Unified title numerous times. Snake puts the title on Flash's unconcious body. Snake gets a little smirk on his face as he leaves the totaly trashed interview room. Brockman comes out of hiding in the shower area of the room. Kent Brockman looks at the destruction and gets wide eyed. Brockman than picks up a camera that seemed to survive the attack. Brockman picks a microphone up also.
Brockman- Uhh, yeah.....where do you wanna do the interview?
Snake- Lets go to my locker room.
Wolf- Can I get a little thanks for that?
Snake- Yeah,thanks Wolfy. Even though I could of controlled the situation my self.
Casey- No you couldn't.
Snake- I know, thanks Brockman. Where were you?
Brockman- I was just going to make my entrance.
Casey- Come on I even did something.
Brockman- I had your back all the way. I just wanted you three to celebrate the glory your selfs. Ohh, this is your locker room? How nice. I think we should start the interview.
Snake- Thats a good idea. All the Natural Preditors are together now.
Brockman- Yeah,isen't that cool.
Wolf- Fo Sho, dawg.
(Snake has a dumbfounded look on his face.)
Snake- What the hell was that?
Wolf- Notta mucha Depot. Chris Blaze taught me it.
Casey- Word up G-Money.
Snake- Where you learn that baby?
Casey- You always said it when you talked to Brandon.
Snake- I remeber that, Depot
Brockman- Homies, can we start this interview?
Wolf- Word up dawg
Brockman- Snake, how do you think you will do against the tough Kid Scream, not to mention Van Daminator in his corner.
Snake- Well, you saw what just happened.I may of got him when he wasen't paying attention but that still will happen if he is paying attention. I may not have a record like him but I know I can beat him, I've beat some true giants in the WwO. IBA, Madd Mike Payne, ELITE and soon to be Kid Scream. Scream thinks he's the greatest thing since toilet paper,only losing nine or so matches. But I will give him number ten and I will get my first WwO Unified championship. I may be one of the first wrestlers in hte WwO to win the unified title without winning the platinum title. That will be the only title I have left to win and I will be the fifth or so grand slam champion. I know only legends have got the grand slam honors but I will be a leagand after I reneder Kid Scream unconcious and I get the title from him.
Brockman- Ok, now, many people habe been woundring, where were you the last two and a half months?
Snake- Well I've been with my girl Casey and I was healing my knee for the first time since I faced IBA and Madd Mike Payne in a tag team match five months ago. That was the same tournement where me and Wolf won the tag team straps. we Beat IBA and Madd Mike Payne and also Hawkeye and Maximus, also known as ELITE in hte same tournement. Anyways I was taking time off for my girl and my porr little knee. But now I'm one hundred percent and ready to fight Kid Scream.
Brockman- Next question, How does it feel being back in the WwO after your absence?
Snake- It feels great. I've already been in one match but I wouldn't call it a match but Kid Scream got his title back after I stole it from him. But I couldn't wait to get back into the action. Now that I'm back I'm going to reak havoc on anybody who tries to step in the middle of my path to the WwO Unified Championship
Brockman- Ok, moving along to Wolf, where were you the last two and a half months?
Wolf- Just resting and stuff.
Brockman- That was a short response. Anyways I have to go. Anything else?
Snake- Flash sleep with that title tonight. It will be the last you see of it.
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