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Television Championship Chain Match
Main Event VS Switchblade

Just about every match on tonight’s card is a slobberknocker. I can't wait. Suddenly the speakers boom out Walk by Pantera and Main Event walks out.

Howey Frinkle: Now entering the ring, standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 180 pounds, Main Event.

Next Wait and Bleed plays as Switchblade makes his way down the ramp.

Howey Frinkle: Now entering the ring, standing at 6'9", and weighing 325 pounds, Switchblade.

Main Event has the chain attached to his wrist and as Switchblade is getting his attached, Main Event runs at him and hits him in the head with the metal part of the chain that is on his wrist. Main Event gets on top of him and starts to punch him in the face. He then moves off of Switchblade and starts to choke him with the chain. Michael Jeffery counts to 4 and then makes Main Event release the hold. Switchblade then crawls up to the turnbuckle gasping for breath. Main Event notices this and puts his boot up to Switchblades throat. But what is this? Switchblade was only playing possum! He still has all of his breath. He grabs Main Event's foot and then trips him to the ground. Switchblade is now giving Main Event an ankle lock. Main Event somehow gets his foot out and trips up Switchblade. Main Event now starts to give Switchblade an ankle lock. Main Event just lets go of Switchblade. What is he doing? Now he is pulling Switchblade's arms back and his legs forward. He is hog tying Switchblade with the chain. I am telling you folks I have never seen anything like this. Main Event holds the chain and drags Switchblade up to the top turnbuckle. Main Event then releases the chain as Switchblade falls and dangles in the air between the top turnbuckle and the floor of the arena. Main Event then jumps down and Switchblade falls also. As soon as Switchblade hits the floor, Main Event nails him with an elbow drop. Main Event then picks up Switchblade and rolls him in to the ring. Main Event goes in and picks Switchblade up again. Switchblade starts to fight back as he punches Main Event in the face. Switchblade tries to run back to the ropes but he forgets that he is still on the chain. Main Event then yanks the chain causing Switchblade to fall backwards on the ground. Main Event quickly picks him up before he has time to catch his breath and delivers the Cartoon Nightmare on Switchblade. Main Event then holds him in the pin as Michael Jeffery counts, ...1...2...3! The winner by pin fall, and STILL, Television Champion, Main Event!

United States Championship Inferno Match
Cereal VS Inferno

Marz is heard through the arena as Cereal comes out with the US belt.

Howey Frinkle: Now entering the ring, the NGW United States Champion, standing at 5'11" and weighing 170 pounds, Cereal.

Last Resort by Papa Roach plays as Inferno runs down the entrance ramp.

Howey Frinkle: Now making his way to the ring, standing at the height of 6'2" and weighing 250 pounds, Inferno.

His name matches the match. He ought to do well. Cereal awaits Inferno in the ring. Inferno steps up to ring side and looks up at Cereal who steps up to the ropes as well. The fire is now lit. How does Inferno plan on getting in? Suddenly, inferno spews out lighter fluid at the ropes and shoots out a flame at Cereal. Cereal dodges it but the lighter fluid spilled out of Infernos mouth. His face is on fire! Holy Shit! That was quick! The winner, and still United States Champion, Cereal.

Extreme Championship Japanese Death Match
Maddogg VS Oblivion

Seek and Destroy plays as the STILL undefeated Maddogg makes his way to the squared circle once more.

Howey Frinkle: Now making his way to the ring, standing at 6'3" and weighing 269 pounds, Maddogg.

Next Crush Em’ by Megadeth hits as Oblivion walks down the ramp way.

Howey Frinkle: Now making his way down to the ring, standing at 6’9” and weighing 300 pounds, Oblivion.

The ring is being set up as Maddogg and Oblivion climb into it. As Oblivion is stretching himself out on the post Maddogg runs and tackles him right into the post. Maddogg grabs Oblivion’s head and smashes it into the Barbed wire covered post. Oblivion is cut open. Maddogg turns around and starts playing to the crowd. As he does so he is met by a swift jump kick to the back by Oblivion. Oblivion Takes Maddogg and whips hi into the ropes. Maddogg's back scrapes against the Barbed wire and he gets cut. Oblivion takes advantage by putting Maddogg in an inside cradle. ...1...2... Kick out. Oblivion lifts Maddogg but he gets elbowed in the jaw. As Oblivion hits the ground Maddogg Pulls out Mr. Zappo. He zaps Oblivion in his temple. Then Maddogg Lifts him up. He walks towards the ropes with Oblivion on his back. He then throws him down with a quick sidewalk slam through a table hooked up with Dynamite. As Oblivion impacts the Blast from the explosion sends him back into the ring. Maddogg takes a Barbed wire Ladder and places it horizontally on a flaming table that has been set up on the outside. he grabs Oblivion and sets him on top of it. Maddogg climbs the turnbuckle. He points to the crowd. He delivers a huge splash to Oblivion who is lying on the ladder on the table. He connects and covers. …1...2...3. The winner and still Extreme champion Maddogg.

Tag Team Championship Match
Checkmate VS W*ING's Dark Hawk and American Tiger