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 Hello ladies and gentlemen, sadly we are LIVE but not sold out here at The Ice Palace in Tampa, Florida. We bring a slim 3 matches to you which we hope will KICK ASS!!! Let’s not waste any time and get the party started! Max Mathews VS American Tiger Twist plays as Max Mathews walks out onto the ramp way. Howey Frinkle: Now making his way to the ring, standing at 6’1”, and weighing in at 226 pounds, Max Mathews As Max is making his way out to the ring the Heretic Anthem plays and American Tiger runs out from behind the curtains and jumps at Max with a Kendo Stick. The stick breaks in half and goes flying at the crowd as Max falls down and starts to roll down the entrance ramp. Max starts to get up but American Tiger nails him in the ribs with his leg. Max goes down holding his ribs. American Tiger takes off the top of the steel steps and puts them on Max's back. American Tiger then goes to the top of the turnbuckle and jumps down and lands vertically, legs first onto Max's back. That must have broken or sprained his back, and broke his hand due to Max laying it! American Tiger picks Max up and gives him the Tiger Bomb right onto the other half of the black steel steps. That is it! American Tiger then goes for the pin, …1...2...3! This match has ended before it has even started! The winner, via pin, American Tiger!  Women's Championship Night Gown Jell-O Match Bomb Shell VS Skittles Hokus Pokus plays as Bomb Shell walks down the ramp and stands next to the pool in a rather revealing see through black night gown. Howey Frinkle: Now entering, standing at 5’11” and weighing 127 pounds, Bomb Shell. Next Downfall plays as Skittles comes out in an extremely short red night gown and stands next to Bomb Shell engaging her in a stare down. Howey Frinkle: And her opponent, standing at 5’11” and weighing in at the weight of 120 pounds, Skittles. The jell-o pool is filled and Bomb Shell and Skittles get into the jell-o. The bell rings and the babes go at it. BS tugs on Skittle’s hair and pulls her face down into the jell-o. Skittles tries to get up but BS begins to drown her. Skittles finally twists Bomb Shell’s arm and plops her down into the jell-o. Skittles begins pulling on Bomb Shell’s hair but BS gets up and slaps Skittles numerous times. Skittles finally loses her balance and bomb shell hits her with the Shotgun Shell. Skittles falls down and loses partial consciousness. BS grabs her night gown and tears it off. OHH MY GOD! PUPPIES! Skittles is wearing a thong and now bra. And she’s unconscious. The ring crew comes in with a towel and an ace pack. They wrap skittles up in the towel and rest the ice on her head. This match was one for the ages. That damn ring crew! Anyway, the winner of this great match, and new Women’s Champion, Bomb Shell.  Extreme Championship BLT Match Maddogg VS Incredible Ian Seek and destroy plays as Maddogg walks out carrying his Extreme belt. Howey Frinkle: Now making his way down the ramp way, standing at a height of 6’3” and weighing 269 pounds, Maddogg. Next Eyeless hits as Incredible Ian comes out carrying his belt even though it’s not on the line tonight. Howey Frinkle: Now entering the ring, standing at 6’2” and weighing 280 pounds, Incredible Ian. The match starts with Maddogg sliding out of the ring. He Grabs the ladder and tosses it into the ring. Just then Ian runs and delivers a flying fore-arm to Maddogg. Ian lifts Maddogg and whips him into the corner. he then takes the ladder and sets it up. As Ian begins to climb Maddogg runs over and Drop kicks the ladder causing Ian to fall. Ian bounces off of the ring ropes and lands on the outside. Maddogg sets up the ladder. He climbs on top. Maddogg is inches from the title. He then looks down and sees Ian on the ground. He looks at the title then back at Ian. Maddogg jumps up and over the ropes with a diving elbow drop to Ian. He clocks him right in the chest. That was unbelievable. Maddogg grabs Ian by the hair and tosses him into the ring. Maddogg lifts the apron curtain and pulls out a chair covered in barbed wire. As he slides into the ring he is met by the driving force of Ian's boot. Ian though dazed picks up the chair. He swings for Maddogg's leg and connects. Maddogg is now cut. Ian gets the ladder and places it on top of Maddogg's back. He gets on top rope. Ian does a leg drop with the chair under him to the ladder hitting Maddogg in the spine. Ian gets out of the ring and sets up a barbed wire table on the outside. He gets into the ring. Maddogg suddenly gets up and delivers an Aztecan suplex to Ian. Maddogg picks up the ladder and clotheslines Ian with it. He sets it up in the middle again. Ian gets up and spears Maddogg in the back making both him and the ladder fall to the ground. Ian lifts Maddogg and delivers the That’s Incredible. He sets up the Ladder. Ian starts climbing to the top. He has reached the final step, however; Maddogg kicks the ladder and Ian falls once more. Maddogg goes on the outside and places the table that Ian set up earlier on the Spanish announce table. He goes into the ring and hoists up the Ladder. Ian gets up and starts climbing it. Maddogg follows on the other side. They have both reached the top. Maddogg punches Ian and lifts him over his shoulder. He Dogg Pounds him from the ladder in the middle of the ring trough the double tables set up on the outside. Maddogg has truly out done himself. They both seem to be unconscious. Wait there is still movement in Maddogg. He starts crawling to the ring. He gets up. The ladder is still standing; Maddogg starts a very long climb to the top. As he is there Maddogg reaches for his extreme title. He gets it and falls to the ground. Maddogg holds his title and a happy grin appears on his bruised face. Winner and still champion Maddogg. Wait what's this SPAZ comes out and starts attacking Ian who is still lifeless on the ground. He slides in to the ring with a mic and says. "I am the new MYSERY member. MYSERY will grow in size and strength. I will personally be Maddogg's manager to see that he succeeds even more in this business." The two wrestlers leave the ring leaving Incredible Ian lying there in between the tables. |