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The American Bad Ass
Scene - The WWE house show RUTHLESS AGGRESSION starts up and The Undertaker appears on the titantron, and he is standing backstage. The fans cheer as he is walking backstage and next to him was Kane. They see a WWE worker lying on the floor and some medics lying right next to him.
Kane - Damndt! That crazy bastard Nathan is causing all kinds of trouble.
Taker - Yes, he does tend to cause a lot of trouble, but the thing is he will never confront things that are up to his standards until he has to. You dont see him attacking anyone like Matt Hardy or Demon do you? No, he is only attacking WWE workers who are still working their way to stardom. He wont fight people as good as him until he has to.
Kane - He will lose his title soon enough. Eventually they will get a real competitor for that title and they will snag it. It could be one of us.
Taker - No, i think we should just try for the tag titles, and remain a powerful tag team. I know we can get those titles, and this is our second chance for it.
Kane - Well, lets hurry and get out to the ring, i have things to do tonight.
The fans cheer when they realize the team is coming out to the ring, and cheer even more when their theme music hits and they appear in the entranceway, Taker on his bike, and Kane right beside him. Flame shoots out from the sides of the entranceway, and Taker and Kane make their way slowly up the ramp while its still going off. Taker circles the ring on his bike while Kane gets in the middle of the ring, raises his arms high into the air, and brings them down fast sending flame out from all 4 turnbuckles. He then does his little pace around the ring while Taker gets into the ring and does his usual taunt. Kane then grabs two mics and hands one to Taker. They listen to the crowd going wild for a few moments, and then Taker smirks.
Taker - I tell you all something. It feels great to know that we can make up for our mistake last PPV in losing to The Hardyz. This week, not only do we get to make up for it in the fact that we WILL be getting those titles in our posession, but we also get to stick a Hardy in a casket! What could be better than that?
Kane - This week we have the chance to relive the past PPV, only this time we get to show everyone what should have happened then. We should have become the champions, and The Hardyz got too lucky for words.This week though, this will be a completely different week, especially since we have them right where we want them.
Taker - He means we have them in a title rematch. Now, i know that Jeff and Matt arent too smart, what with Jeff running out to the ring and shaking his body like some kind of monkey, and Matt talking about some kind of made-up shit he calls Mattitude, but they should still know how hard their last match was, and this rematch will be even tougher. It will be impossible! They cant expect to beat us this week, for the simple fact that they couldnt have expected to beat us the first time! Jeff, Matt, i know you guys won the first match, but i am sure that hasnt boosted your confidence, because you know me, and you know Kane. You know just how good we are, and you know that we will stop at nothing to get those titles.Stephanie McMahon put us together for a reason, and that reason was because she knew we could be the next champions. Now we want to prove her right, and it just so happens you guys are in the way, so its nothing personal on your part. Well, actually if you consider that these titles are very personal to us, yes, its very personal. But not on your account, of course.
Kane - I give you guys a lot of credit, what with you guys coming up with a win against the best there is, but we wont allow luck to strike you two twice in a row. And this time, i feel VERY bad for you two because not only do you have to take us on again, you have to take us on in a casket match, maybe the easiest match of all for Taker and I! Oh, and one other thing. Just because you only have to put in one person to win a casket match, doesnt mean Taker and i wont get that little feeling where we just do things a little differently than asked of. If you dont understand that, it means BOTH OF YOU are going in the damn cakset! So, as all people say to others getting put in a casket, you two can REST IN PEACE!
Taker - We will keep fighting as long as we have our unearthly souls in us, and the way i see it, they are going to be in for a long time. Get ready for the beating of your lives, and prepare ot become the next member in the PAIN SYNDICATE!
Taker and Kane both drop their mics and Kane does one more flame taunt before he leaves the ring. He follows Taker, who is on his bike, back up the entrance ramp. The WWE then goes to a commercial hyping the Tag Team Titles match.
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