Ladies and Gentleman, it's a new ERA! The Era of the NEW KLIQ! We got the FAG in the group of course, but the others may shock you! Chip isn't a big shocker, seeing as how we've been butt buddies with him for a long time now, but TOMMY DAROCCO??? That's right, we need a mobster in our group! And only the Kliq knows that his real name is Tommy Soprano!!! And what about Myzery??? ROOOOOOOAR! Well, as shocking as it may be it really makes sense! I mean, think about it.... why do you think he's roaring? It's obviously because his bum hurts after a long night with the FAG! What about Charisma?????????? Well... lets face it, just look at him and his big goofy glasses, he fits in perfectly(the glasses protect his eyes from bukkake!) Kid Justice in the hizzouse??? Of course! What does he look like under that mask??? What does he look like under those pants????? THE KLIQ KNOWS! Now onto HB2.... he may be Mr. Do Not Show, but we still love his crazy antics! You'd think it would be all dunn ,but you are wrong my friends because thats right the kliq has HellCat aka The Chad for obvious reasons like the fact that he is GOD! just mentioning Sal Valentino's name we all know how he got in. Then there is the latest memeber Freddie Franchise who proves himself through his half naked sprints through schenectady and that great gimmick! The KLIQ has been revealed ,but the question is who if any more will be the next member?!
