| Ht/Wt: | 6'4"/295 lbs. |
| Birthplace: | East Rutherford, New Jersey | Finisher: | "The Thunder Strike" |
| UWA Record: | 1 - 0 - 0 (Current TV Champion) | Next Match-up: | vs Nicky Mills @ Stranglehold (TV Title Match) |
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"Mills is a B*tch!!! (Stranglehold #3)" |
 (The scene opens up at the UWA House Show from the UWA Towers in New Orleans. Not too much exciting has gone on since the show began, and like every other House Show, the fans don't seem very entertained. Just after the second match finishes, the arena lights darken. The fans rise to their feet in suprise. "Thoughtless" by Korn begins to play and immediately the arena is filled with cheer. Pyros flare off from the platform as Johnny Thunder makes his way out from behind the curtain. He wears dark sunglasses, a t-shirt that reads "W.W.R.D, What Would Ringo Do?" and his Television title over his shoulder. The fans continue to go crazy as Thunder makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. Then without further anticipation, Johnny walks over to the side of the ring and takes a mic.) "Ever since I came into this Federation, I have said it time and time again. You UWA Veterans in the Kovenant need to make your way out of the ring. I made a statement two weeks ago that The Kovenant is a group of washed up Superstars who cannot 'cut it' around here anymore. Let's take last night for example. United States Championship match, three great UWA Superstars........one young gun, one Hall of Famer and one washed up 'has-been.' Now last night, Kevin Cosmos was nearly crippled in that match.......taken away on a stretcher and strait to the Hospital. Now that was a scary sight and I would never wish that apon anyone in this business. Love 'em or hate 'em, Cosmos did not deserve to be taken away by paramedics. But seeing that happen really makes you think. Edwards won that match, and I congradulate him for it..........The Beazt put up one hell of a fight, and I commend him for his efforts as well........but look at what happend. You guys in The Kovenant need to learn that you can't handle wrestling us young guys anymore, you can't keep up with the fast pace Matches that are arising. Now Beazt, I know you blame yourself for what happend to Cosmos, and who knows maybe Edwards feels at fault too........but nobody is to blame for that. We are in the Professional Wrestling business, a business that has it's risks. When every single person, including myself, first got into this business we knew the risks we were taking. Anywhere from broken fingers to paralysis........we all know that at any time we could fall to serious injury. Now Cosmos, your one of the greatest competitors to ever step into a UWA ring. I don't like you, but that doesn't mean I can't admit you were one of the best. I mean you practically won every UWA title there is to win........and you have definitly made your mark on this Federation. But look at yourself now, your in a Hospital bed and God only knows what kind of permanent damage you may have suffered last night. What I am getting at is that Cosmos is a perfect example of the point I am trying to get across. Cosmos could have retired at the top.......Cosmos could have retired as a Heavyweight Champion. But no, Cosmos decided to try and push himself farther than he could go.......Cosmos tried to keep up with the young blood in this Federation. Cosmos decided to hold onto that United States Title untill it killed him. Well last night, that United States title match practically did kill him and his career. So now I ask the rest of you long time UWA veterans.......is that what you all want to happen to yourselves? Would all of you like to be confined to wheel chairs for the rest of your lives? Does it actually take a kneck brace and a stretcher to prove to you guys that you can't handle this business anymore? Like I have said all along, the next Generation in the UWA grows bigger and stronger every day. And everyday, the UWA Veterans and Hall of Famer's grow older and the least bit slower every day. So plain and simple, to all of you long time Superstars..........last night was a wake-up call to all of you. A wake up call that says get out while you still can, or the young guns around here are gonna throw you out." (Johnny pauses for a moment. He switches his title from one shoulder to the other, raises his sunglasses, and continues.) "Now don't get me wrong when I say that the UWA new Generation is king.......because I can tell ya' one thing right now, we do have pathetic younger Superstars roaming that Locker room. Tommorrow night on Stranglehold, I myself will be stepping into the ring with a pathetic UWA Superstar, who is part of the new Generation of talent. Nicky Mills is no UWA Veteran, but he's also no young guy with a whole lot of potential either. Mills, for the past week I've been hearing all about this 'Millsnake' crap and the 'bite of snake'..........but I have yet to see exactly what the hell you are talking about. Now Mills, we all know that snakes try and bite ya' before you catch them.........and last night I bit you before you could do a damn thing in the ring. I attacked you last night Mills to get a point across. I showed you that to contend with Johnny Thunder, you gotta' do more than just talk alot of sh*t.......you gotta' do more than make promises. Last night Nicky, I took off of that ring apron and beat the hell outta' you.......'Thunder Strike' right onto the concreate! And you should have seen the look on your face right before I beat your face in. You had no clue I was coming for you last night Mills, you had no clue that I was even standing right behind you. See like a snake, I slithered up to ya' and I bit ya'. Complain all you want about it, but the fact of the matter is not only am I better athlete than you are, but I am smarter than you.......I can outwit you. You know you come out here and brag about all this time you spent in jail and this 'thug mentality' you have.......bullsh*t. Last night Mills you didn't know enough to watch your back. You knew I was in the building last night, but I can guarantee that the thought never crossed your mind.......that thought that Thunder would strike on your @ss before the night was over. I played your @ss Mills and tommorrow night, I will do it all over again. You can hang out with Michael Jackson all you want, but playing around in his 'Wonderland' isn't gonna get you this Television title. You want it bad enough, then come and get it boy.......because tommorrow night I'm gonna be waiting for this 'Millsnake' to bite. But it won't go down like that, oh no Mills......I'll have your snake-@ss all venomed-out and stuffed in a sac before you can even hiss!" (Thunder pauses again as the crowd errupts in cheer.) "Now looking beyond tommorrow night and me beating the sh*t out of Nicky Mills, November Reign III is only eight days away. Now originally I was set to defend this Television title at Reign, against M-Pac. But for some strange reason, the match was changed and now I am to team up with Eric Longmeadow and fight the team of M-Pac and Jeff Van Damage. Now I don't know exactly what kinda sh*t the UWA Front Office is packin in their pipes, but this is rediculous. M-Pac, I got alot of respect for you and in my opinion, nobody deserves a shot at this Television title more than you. I mean that Triple Cage Match performance you put on not too long ago was awesome man and you truly would be some good competition. I mean Johnny Thunder versus M-Pac for the UWA Television Title at November Reign III really has a nice ring to it. I would finally have a real test in this ring. But instead, instead I get screwed......you get screwed and we have to team up with a couple of no-named, half-@ss excuses for Professional Wrestlers. I don't know about you Pac, but it pisses me off! Van Damage, I don't know what your story is......but I know that you have been on one too many House Show's to gain my repsect any day of the week. As for you Longmeadow, you little sniveling, rich f#ck........you are my partner at Reign, not by choice, but I have to live with it. So that means you better get your d*ck out of Melvin's @ss and start preparing for this Match! Longmeadow I swear to God, if you make us look like sh*t in that Tag team Match, I will take you out! I know that you don't quite measure up to me and what I bring to this ring.......but you damn well better put on the best performance in a ring you ever have at Reign. I will not carry your @ss through this Match Longmeadow and I certainly will not pick up the 'W' on my own and have it tacked onto your record as well. So get your @ss in gear Eric.......or don't even bother showing up on November thirtieth." (Another pause as Thunder takes a deep breath and suddenly seems a little angered.) "While I'm on the subject of November Reign.........it's time to address another d*ck match-up going down. Now I don't know if anyone noticed, but last night at Rampage, I was greeted backstage by my whole @sshole, half brother Rollin' Thunder. As I explained to Chris Wild last night, Rollin' Thunder and I came from the same mother. Rollin' Thunder and I went to the same Wrestling Academy and we signed our first Wrestling Contract together. I won't lie, we were great together......the best Tag Team on the West Coast. But like all good things......we had our problems. You see, as the older brother, Rollin' always thought he was so much better than me. Even when were kids, I would be the one gettin' beat on by my older brother, put down.........I was the one who did the looking up. All that sh*t carried on to our Careers in Sports-Entertainment. No matter how good we were together, no matter how many titles we won or matches.......Rollin' always took all the credit. To him, our Tag team was so good because of his efforts.......to him I was just a tag along. And when the opportunity arose for us to jump to an even bigger and better Federation........Rollin' did what any greedy @sshole would do. He hit me over the head with a steel chair, turned his back, and left me there in that ring, in a pool of my own blood. Rollin' turned his back on his own brother and moved onto bigger and better things without me. Now if you ask him, he will probably tell some kind of bullsh*t story about how much I held our team down and how much I dragged @ss. But the truth of it is that Rollin' saw me growing......he saw me getting better, even better than he was. Rollin' saw me, his little brother, as the biggest threat to his career. He didn't want me to move onto a bigger Promotion with him, why would he? In a short period of time, I would have turned into what I am today. I would turn into ten times the competitor he is and his precious little career and image would fade. So he took the cheap way out, stabbed me in the back.....I was sidelined for a couple of months and he moved on by himself." (Johnny pauses to look over at the title slung over his shoulder.) "But as fate would have it, Johnny Thunder landed a spot in the United Wrestling Alliance, where Rollin' Thunder now Wrestles. And in all honesty, I wasn't planning on talking to the son of a b*tch at all.......as far as I'm concerned he doesn't even exist. But when I won this Television title in my very first appearance in this UWA ring, I thought to myself.....Rollin' is gotta be pissed. I thought for sure he'd be raging in jealousy........because me winning this title in my first match was a reminder to him of how much better I am than him. But no........the November Reign World match is announced and suprise, suprise, Rollin' Thunder to challenge Reverand Snow. See that's how it always was between us, I would gain something Rollin' didn't have, I would look like the better of us two and before I can even enjoy it..........that piece of crap comes out with something even better. But that's okay because the way I see it......I had to earn this title. I was not handed the Television title like Rollin' Thunder was handed a World Title shot. I know that I deserve to wear this belt around my waist, and I know that Rollin' Thunder is the last person in this Federation to ever deserve a chance at any kind of UWA gold. And Rollin'.......Derek........brother.........I'm telling you right now, you will not walk out of November Reign III as UWA World Heavyweight Champion. Reverand Snow may be old, he may be slow, and he may be stupid.........but I will not sit back and watch an un-deserving, disgraceful prick like you wear the most prized possession in this business. I don't care if it kills me...........you won't be World Champion Rollin'.........not if I have anything to do with it!" (Johnny throws the mic down in a rage. The crowd errupts as "Thoughtless" begins to play again. The fans continue to cheer Thunder as he exits the ring and heads back up the ramp. Before walking back behind the curtains, he stops and raises his Television title in the air. The scene fades.) 
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