Tim Divine: Is Nic Totopolous coming out here?

“Tipsy” by J-Kwon hits as Nic Totopolous rolls to the top of the stage backwards.

Kraig Karman: What disrespect to Lyricz, by coming out to his theme. Nic disgusts me!

Tim Divine: Nic coming out to Lyricz’ music disgusts you, but not Lyricz knocking Totopolous out of his wheelchair?

Kraig Karman: No.

Nic Totopolous raises his hands in the air as the fans begin to cheer “To-top-o-lous”. Nic whirls his chair around as we see Lyricz sitting there, with his Television title in his lap, in a blonde wig. He has on a “Titans > High Rollers” shirt on as he rolls his chair down the ramp. The fans begin to boo Lyricz.

Kraig Karman: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Lyricz is dressed up as Nic. Oh my this is great!

Tim Divine: This is a slap in the face of Nic Totopolous.

Kraig Karman: If you don’t shut up, I’m going to slap you in the face.

Lyricz rolls down the ramp and rolls too much. He hits the apron and falls over his chair. The security guards come over and help Lyricz into the ring. They pull the top rope up and push the chair in the ring. Lyricz crawls to the chair and puts his hand on the seat. The TNT Telelvision Champion pulls himself up and rolls to the corner to grab a mike. The Titans member rolls himself to the center of the ring and puts the mike to his mouth.

Lyricz (as Nic Totopolous): Whew…good god. Rolling around here…takes the breath out of you. Hello. My name is Nic Totopolous and I’m an alcoholic. Wait…what? This isn’t A.A.. Oh all those shots to the face, and head, and mouth from Jesse “the Kid” Westcoat are taking it’s toll. He might be 13, but being called “the Kid” does not do justice for him. I’m out here to run my mouth about how I’m going to screw Lyricz out of his Television Title. I already screwed that immature brat out of the World Title. The title that I had many times. Just like those UWA title. I love titles. I love bragging. I love bragging about loving title. I’m Nic Totopolous, show me respect. Don’t push me out of my chair. I’m a father figure! I help worthless pieces of shit in the back with their problems. When Marcel needs help, I’m there for him. When Jesse was here, I helped him with all his problems. I helped him with his needs, even the “special” needs.

Tim Divine: I can’t believe Lyricz is showing this much disrespect towards one of the greatest in TNT history.

Kraig Karman: Whoa…that’s Lyricz? I thought Nic got a tan, ha!

Lyricz (still as Nic Totopolous): This Sunday, Lyricz goes one on one with Krisus. That 7’0”, 320 pound, piece of garbage. Krisus is just like Nic Totopolous. We both suck. We both have no lives. We both are going to receive the Final Blow from Lyricz. We both like sucking…lollipops. We both are going to receive the Final Blow from Lyricz. We both are former champions. We both are going to receive the Final Blow from Lyricz. Also, we both suck. Now, Krisus, here’s some words of advice…

Lyricz stands up and takes off the wig. He throws the wig into the crowd and then tosses the chair over the top rope. The Television Champion throws his title to the ground and grabs one of the camera.

Lyricz: Some words of advice Krisus, don’t show up. You talk about a bloodbath? You go and see what I did to Dante in our Hell in the Cell match. That was a bloodbath. It’s sad, ya know. You obsessing about the World Title, yet you’ll accept a lower title. Krisus, you are obviously better than the Television Championship. So if you were to take this title away from me, you’d blow through the competition. You wouldn’t get respect from the critics or fan. Though that probably doesn’t mean a damn thing to you. You won’t be known as a great champion, since the Television Title talent is far lower than that of the World Title.

Krisus, you want my title? Come and get it. You don’t scare me. “The Voice” doesn’t scare me. You bigger than me, I don’t care. Call it David vs. Goliath. It won’t matter. The Television Championship, just like Shooter’s Hardcore Championship, just like Alexi’s World Championship, just like Pellett’s Champ..oh nevermind. He doesn’t have a title. But, the World Title, Hardcore Title, and Television Title are all staying with the most dominant force in TNT history, the Titans.

Tim Divine: You may not like Lyricz, or the Titans, but they are dominating TNT, having the majority of the titles.

Kraig Karman: I don’t think the Television Championship is going anywhere. Lyricz has been the Television Champion since November. He, of the current champions, has had his championship the longest.

Lyricz: So Krisus, do what you have to do to TRY to take this championship away from me. It won’t matter, because it’s not going anywhere. Krisus, you want to talk about defeating Dante and myself a couple months ago. You come out of retirement and defeat two TNT Superstars. Wow, you defeat a bunch of rookies. Do you feel proud? Honestly, you do scare me. I’m scared of you. I’m shaking in my Timberlands. I’m peeing in my Joe Boxers. I’m afraid something is going to jump out of that bald, veiny, deformed Uncle Fester head of yours.

Getting counted out or being disqualified would make me a coward? No. It would make me smart. If I’m tired of whoopin’ ass, I might as well be counted out to keep my title. You say you’re the most dominant TNT superstar that we have ever seen? No, you aren’t. Dominant stars are Nic Totopolous, Bladerskum, Johnny Fly, and the Titans’ leader Alexi Draconis. You ain’t shit Krisus. You haven’t tasted World Title gold, so don’t you dare disrespect Alexi Draconis, or the other crappy wrestlers I mentioned.

Tim Divine: Lyricz…talking about disrespect?!

Lyricz: You’re right. My attention is not fully on you. It’s on the “Canadian Crippled” Nic Totopolous. So if my distraction makes it easier for you to beat me, do what you can. You know you can’t beat me without Nic Totopolous distractin’ me, so you take it upon yourself to take my title without fairly beating me. That’s what people are assuming will happen. But, Krisus, they’re wrong. You’re wrong. When push comes to shove. When the Main Event is here. When we meet, in the center of this ring, and we square off. When we go eye to eye, all distractions are behind me. I won’t be focuses on ANYTHING except retaining my TNT Television Championship.

Krisus, Sunday, my career won’t be the one that’s over. When you mess with one Titan, you might be messing with them all. Témanos porque usted no puede batirnos. Fear me for you can not beat me. Fear the Titans. Fear fear. Fear me Krisus. The time of your demise is a little more than 80 hours away. Krisus get ready for a battle.

Lyricz drops the mike as “Tipsy” by J-Kwon hits the speakers. Lyricz turns around and bends down to grab his Television Title. He walks over to the ropes, in front of Kraig Karman and Tim Divine. He yells out “This belt ain’t going nowhere.” Lyricz raises the championship, as the fans begin to boo. Lyricz slides out of the ring and walks to the barricade. The fans chant “You suck,” as Lyricz takes it in and smiles. He walks down the barricade, stomping on the blonde wig. Lyricz spots the wheelchair and paces towards it. He picks it up and rolls it up the ramp. Lyricz gets to the top and looks at a technician below. He gets a mic from the technician and puts it to his lips.

Lyricz: Nic, if you try to screw me out of the Television Title, like you did with the World, this will be your future.

Lyricz drops the mike and grabs the chair. He walks over to the edge of the stage. He turns the chair around so his back is towards the fans. He runs to the other side of the stage with the chair and lets go before the edge as the chair flies of stage.

Kraig Karman: Oh my god! Nic is in trouble if he screws with Lyricz.

Tim Divine: I hate to say it, but you may be right.

Lyricz raises his arms over his head and walks behind the curtains as the scene fades.

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