TD: Everybody is down.
KK: Even the referee.
All three men slowly get to their feet. Suddenly Sean Boyle comes running down the isle with a chair in hand. He slides into the ring and waits for Thunder to get up.
TD: What’s Boyle doing there?
KK: I dunno but somebody’s getting hit with that chair.
Thunder gets up and sees Boyle with the chair. Boyle raises it and then suddenly turns around and nails X Kal in the head.
TD: WHAT THE HELL?
KK: Boyle hit X Kal!
Thunder and Boyle then touch fists. Krisus gets up and Boyle jams the end of the chair into the stomach of Krisus. Thunder then follows up with the Thunder Kick.
TD: What the hell is going on?
KK: Boyle’s helping Thunder.
Thunder cockily pins Krisus while Boyle grabs the limp arm of X Kal and counts:
1
2
3!
“Evolution” starts to play as Boyle raises Thunders hand in victory. Both men then start to stomp on the bodies of X Kal and Krisus until security runs down to break it up. Thunder and Boyle go to the outside and grab the mic.
RT: Hey X Kal…Krisus. In case you are too stupid to realize it, the newest member of the High Rollers, SEAN BOYLE, just took you two out!
TD: I can’t believe it! Sean Boyle is a High Roller.
The scene opens up in front of Rollin Thunder's house in Toronto. This is the house Rollin comes and stays at whenever TNT comes to Canada. We see Sean Boyle in front of Rollin's 2005 H2 Black Hummer. He has a bucket with a bottle of AJAX in his left hand and a hose and a sponge in the other. All of a sudden his phone rings. He drops everything and reaches into his pocket and pulls out his phone. He looks at the name on the screen as it reads "Rollin Thunder." Boyle lets out a sigh and presses "ok."
Yes, Rollin.
Boyle good, you're here. Are you in front of my baby.
Yes I am...it's very dirty.
That's why you are there. I need you to clean my hummer for me so we can arrive in style to Chaos tomorrow. Now, don't scrub up and down...I need you to go in circles, can you do that for me?
I can do that, but why can't you just bring it to a car wash.
I guess I could do that...but then what would you do?
I was about to do a promo for Chaos
Promo Schlomo. I need you to wash the car Sean.
Anything else sir?
Do I sense a tone in your voice.
No, sir. Why would you?
I think I do. Are you aggravated? Well, since you are. You can wax, polish, and give me car a buff too.
ANYTHING ELSE ROLLIN??
Yeah. I need you to pick me up some roses and chocolates for Erica.
You got it Rollin.
That's Mr. Thunder to you pal. Sean, don't ruin my car. I'll see you soon. Diddy said "Thanks for the cake."
I'll see you too Rol...Mr. Thunder.
Sean flips his phone off and shakes his head. He puts his phone in his pocket and goes to turn the water on. He dumps the AJAX in the bucket and fills it up with soap. He takes the hose and sprays down the car.
Who the fuck does he think he is? Making me get him cheesecake for P. Papa Diddy Daddy..P. Pizzle My Daddydizzle Nizzle...P. Diddy Daddy..whatever he calls himself. Rollin wants me to get him rubber bands...he wants me to get him extra small condoms...he wants me to run everywhere to get him something.
Boyle takes the sponge and dips in it the bucket. He wrings the excess water out and beings to wash "Mr. Thunder's" car.
He wants me to do everything for him, yet I haven't received any perks. I was promised money, I was promised girls, and more jewelry. Yet, I have to wash this prick's Hummer. You know what...fuck that. He can wash his own car. I'm hungry. There's gotta be a Mickey D's somewhere around here.
Boyle throws the sponge down and steps into the Hummer. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the key. He sticks it in the engine and starts to back up. He goes in the street and begins to drive off. The camera shoots from outside to inside as we see Sean Boyle bob his head to "Turn Me On" by Kevin Lyttle.
Let me hold you. Girl caress my body. You got me going crazy. Turn me on. Turn me on. Let me jam you. Girl wine all around me. You got me going crazy. Turn me on. Sorry...this nigga is good.
Boyle approches a red light. He rolls down his window and yells out to a car with their windows down.
Vous savez où quel un Mickey D's autour.
Oui, vous descendez la rue jusqu'à ce que vous voyiez la prochaine lumière rouge. Tournez à gauche et descendez 2 milles et faites une droite. Il y a un Mickey D's droit là dans le Français.
Merci beaucoup.
Boyle rolls his window up and begins to drive off. He reaches another red light and makes a left. He drives past a playground and makes a right. He reaches Mickey D's and approaced the Order window.
Bonjour, la bienvenue à Mickey D's, peut je prennent votre ordre.
Est-ce que je peux avoir une pépite de poulet de 20 morceaux, 2 grands impers, le poulet 10 choisit-il, et un petit coke de régime?
Est ce tout?
Oui.
Ce sera $28.67.
Sean reaches into his pocket and pulls out a $50. He hands the lady the money and receives $21.33 back. He drives to the pick-up window and waits for his food. The door opens as he grabs his food and drink. He drives off and goes back to Rollin's house. He begins to eat some of his chicken nuggets on the way. He finishes them off and tosses the box out the window. He reaches Rollin's house and steps out of the car, sipping on his Diet Coke. He finishes the beverage and tosses the trash in the garbage can.
That bad boy hit the spot.
Boyle opens the garage and steps into it. He wipes his feet off and enters the house. He falls backwards on the couch and turns to TV on. He flips on TNT Wrestling and sees Reed Harrington bitching about something.
Sean, when you step into that ring with "The Real Man" Sunday night, at the Pay-Per-View, just hope your parents are not watching. You thought LAST TIME was bad. Just wait. You see, I was still a bit rusty back then. You're probably saying "HE WAS RUSTY!" ABSOLUTELY! If I wasn't, you THINK I would've even LET YOU take me to the back? OF COURSE NOT! I was not very sharp back then. But I STILL took you for EVERYTHING YOU HAD! See, the difference in this match is the STAGE in which you will be beat. This is WHERE THE REAL MAN REALLY SHINES! If you thought Michael Jordan was the MVP when it came to the big game, just wait and see what I'm bringing to that ring on Sunday night.
Boyle turns to TV off and rubs his chin.
I'm still a little hungry. I had 20 chicken nuggets, two big macs, and 10 chicken selects..and a diet coke. But I am looking for something else. I am looking for something that really hits the spot. I am looking for Eurasian GOLD! Tomorrow night it's August Chaos, Boyle/Harrington II. The first match as a High Rollers. It's going to be a big night for the 'Rollers. We're going to be walking out with the World Title, Tag Titles, and the Eurasian Title. Because Harrington, you can say you were rust last time, you can bitch how I tried to use my guys to my advantage, you can complain and bicker about being MVP, but you ain't shit. You ain't the MVP. You ain't even MVP Mini-me. You have done SHIT in the big game. The big game is the World Title match. Rollin Thunder is MVP. He has been champion many times. He is the MVP in the big game, not you. Nic Totopolous is the MVP in the big game. Alexi Draconis is the MVP. Krisus is the MVP. Jimmy Vetalo has been MVP. Don't say you've been MVP, when you haven't proved a damn thing.
I like how you always say "You've been Television Champion...you've been Eurasian champion...you think that impresses me." Do I care if me being a champion impresses you. I was Television Champion for 6 months. Whether there was talent or not. I still won for 6 months. I was Eurasian champion for a couple of weeks before losing to Mark Vincent. You are the Eurasian Champion. You are on the the best wrestlers and most talented ones in the game today. But your mouth is what will get you in trouble. Reed, you better keep that title in your sights, you better not let it out for a split second, because I am coming for your belt.
He turns to TV back on and listens more to Reed.
His girlfriend kicked him out, and he was just looking for some companionship. Jimmy, Rollin', watch out...he REALLY LIKES COMPANIONSHIP!
He made fun of me for being straight, then made a gay joke. Wow, you are so fucking clever Reed. No one knows why I joined High Rollers, except for me, Rollin, Vetalo, and maybe Erica. But, no one else will know. You see, I joined then for a few reasons. I joined them for personal reasons. I had offers from Jesse to join him...and I had offers from D Cock to join XKal..but why. So I can be held down. I joined Cundiff..I battled Dante every week. I joined High Rollers, because they are the best damn thing going in TNT.
Reed, the time's a-ticking. The time for me to beat you is here. The time that the High Rollers once again prove they are unstoppable, the time for us to prove that we are the rulers of TNT is here again. We're leaving Canada with four belts gentlemen. There's nothing Krisus, X-Kal, or you Reed can and or will do about it. Call this a test, or maybe a stepping stone, but me bringing the Eurasian title back is heavily important. I'm going to be on Rocky ground for not getting his car cleaned, and for not buying Erica roses and chocolates...like she needs anymore.
Chaos, craziness, corruption...call it what you want Reed...but in just 21 hours and 7ish minutes, you and I will step in the ring. You will look in my eyes, and you will start shaking. Don't worry, I won't have Vetalo or Thunder beat your ass for me to win. Just like Thunder probably wants to beat that bitch XKal on his own, I want to beat you on my own. No help from my friends. Just me giving you your final blow. Me slapping you across your face. Me walking out TNT Eurasian Champion. Would you look at that. Look at the screen. A promo of mine just came up. I'm off to work out. Enjoy the screen.
Boyle stands up as the camera shoots at the TV as the scene fades.
