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The World Wrestling Federation comes back from a long and boring commercial break. The audience scatters to their seats, trying desperately not to drop their nachos or their ice cold beer that they went to get during the intermission. The lights dim and the audience erupts into a loud cheer, hyping up the next superstar to come down the ramp for their next match. Instead, the Titantron comes to life and Stephanie McMahon's face appears on the screen, sending the audience back to their seats in disappointment and pure disrespect for the Billion Dollar Princess. A small smile forms on Stephanie's face while she waits for the fans to settle themselves down. Finally, Stephanie takes a deep breath and begins to speak, sharing her exciting news of the night. | | Stephanie Shares Her Announcement |
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Ladies and Gentlemen, fans of the WWF, boy do I EVER have some exciting news! Earlier tonight we heard the announcement of next week's Raw matches according to Trish Stratus. Of course, Trish, being the incompetent fool she is, never confirmed the matches with myself. And, being the Raw General Manager, I have every right to overrule her ideas and put my own in place of hers. Therefore, as your General Manager of Raw, Stephanie McMahon, I present to you the changes in this week's Raw Card! Now originally, I was scheduled to be one of the surprise women in this week's battle royale for the women's title, but I am going to have to withdraw myself from that match due to other plans. Instead, the battle royale will continue as planned, and there will be another surprise guest, but I would also like to add an addition to the list of participants. Ladies and Gentlemen, your special guest referee for this Battle Royale will be none other than the dumb blonde herself... STACY KEIBLER!!!! Now Stacy, I have already set up an appointment with you for a match teacher, and they're going to teach you how to count to three, okay? Repeat after me bitch, 1... 2.... 3.... good. Practice that day and night until you get it right. I know it'll probably be hard at first, but I know even stupid people like you can get the hang of it! Now for my second change to the Raw card, I would like to challenge Rob Van Dam to a non-title match. There will be some stipulations though. If I should win this match, whether it be by pinfall, disqualification, or a draw, then Rob, you will have to face me at Vengence for your Undisputed title. Now don't worry Rob, I am a business woman and you won't be losing out on the deal here too. Being the generous person I am, I am going to allow you to choose the stipulation for yourself if you should win by pinfall, disqualification, or a draw. Make it a good one Rob, because I'm sure it'll be fun to tell all your friends about seeing as you're not going to win anyway. Hey, it's okay to dream. That is all for the moment, thank you ladies and gentlemen for your time and have a great night!
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Stephanie McMahon's face fades off the screen as the camera cuts to another commercial break. |
