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FORWARD
After BottomLine last night John Cena has debuted
and astonishingly cost Kurt Angle his match last
night, the docta of thugonomics looked very happy
with that he did, he continued the onslaught,
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Scene 1 - Backstage
With Untouchable
' We
go backstage to where a reported sighting of John
Cena has been found, John Cena is lurking
backstage and does not know why everyone is
surrounding him, he then is approached by Funaki!
and John Cena cannot believe he is getting this
sort of attention, but Cena doesn't mind it one
bit and agree's to do the one on one interview,
Some of the fans begin to chatn "Cena
Sucks", Cena just goes up to them and waves
his hand in front of his face and sez "What
you cant touch me Punk!", the crowd get even
more restless, But the UWF titontron comes up and
begins to cut the footage with John Cena and
Funaki.
'
' Number
1 Interviewer ' Funaki | Well hwallo
mister Cena, what the world wants to know is
whatta you doin in the UWF.
' Untouchable ' John
Cena |
Hey yo Dawh i just sat back here and i didn't
understand a single word you just said you why
dont you slow it down man and ask me something in
English!.
' Number
1 Interviewer ' Funaki | Well Mister
Cena, you h-arrived lasta night on Bottomline and
i wanted to know ifa you...
' Untouchable ' John
Cena |
Yo, Yo, Yo kid just chill check this out i know
what you are thinking, you basically want to know
how does it feel to be in the UWF, and frankly
dawg its ok but nothing can ever compare to John
Cena, i mean i am Thugonomics, in fact Funaki i
am the docta' of Thugonomics and all these phoney
ass superstars in the back especially Kurt Anle
better step off the plate and see that i am where
its at in Wrestling right now.
' Number
1 Interviewer ' Funaki | OK Mister Cena
what about your goals in the U...W...F.
' Untouchable ' John
Cena |
You know Funaki your interviewing is weak dawg,
and if your the number one interviewer for UWF
then i think we all have a problem here [ Some
Cheers
], Well anyway Funaki, basically my goals are the
same as anyone else here in the UWF, to be the
best i dont give a damn who i have to roll on
through to be the best but you know last night i
think i made it very clear that Kurt Angle just
became target number one in the Thugonomics
school of hardknock's, and Funaki, Kurt Angle is
going to graduate from Thugonomics, room 101 very
quickly around here and i can't wait to step into
the ring with that bald talentless fool.
' Number
1 Interviewer ' Funaki | Buta Mister
Angle is a former o...o...Olympic gold medal
winner.
' Untouchable ' John
Cena |
Funaki man you should know that crap dont mean
shi# to me, in fact Kurt Angle can bring his game
any time and any where because Dawg that Bald
freak will see that i am the new man to beat
around here, even sooner then you could imagine.
And yo son that Cueball may think he has all the
moves to contend with John Cena but if he does
decide to clib into my ring one on one then Dawg
Kurt Angle his gonna feel my pain and i am going
to be the one to make him tap, oh its true
Funaki! its damn true!, WORLD LIFE!.
' With
that John Cena punk's Funaki out to the floor and
continues to walk down the coridor, he then
notice's a UWF promo cutting some footage about
Kurt Angle and all he has accomplished so far in
his wrestling carear. A desrie promo comes on
with "Saliva - Always" playing to his
UWF carear so far, Cena looks unimpressed, it
even shows footage of Cena attacking Angle at
Afterburn, Cena begins to smiles a UWF worker
comes up to Cena and talks to him '
' UWF
Worker
' David | Hey your John Cena, i see
you decided to pick on Kurt angle as your first
man and that could be fatal for you.
' Untouchable ' John
Cena |
Yea and whys that?.
' UWF
Worker
' David | [ smiling ] oh boy, dont you
know. Kurt Angle snaps peopls ankles for even
looking at him wrong and i am willing to bet you
pi##ed him off last night.
' Untouchable ' John
Cena |
Well Dawg let me tell you something i dont sweat
Kurt Angle and i dont care how pis#ed off he is
because David let me tell you something i am
better then that white boy! and oh yea dont think
i dont know i'm white because i ain't stupid, the
fact is i am conected to the hood Dawg, and one
word from me and ill have that punk toasted like
pop tarts!.
' UWF
Worker
' David | Uh...Huh well good luck
on that.
' Untouchable ' John
Cena |
Aight' Is that right Dawg well just watch me
because this sunday night i am going to show Kurt
Angle that winning the olympics dont mean Jack
unless you have the moves to back it up with, and
you know what after that Dawg the skies is the
limit for John Cena. WORD LIFE!.
Scene 2 - Ringside
' Thugonomics
begins to hit the pa system and the fans begin to
boo John Cena as he begins to walk down to the
ring, Cena begins to get annoyed with everyone
booing him and begins to speak some smack on the
microphone to the people '
' Untouchable ' John
Cena |
Yo, hey yo listen to me you people have a problem
with me coming down here well check this you
certainly wont like what im about to say next, so
you monkey's in the back kick me a beat and lets
do this.
| UWF Tron |
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| WORD LIFE!. |
Yo,
wouldn't that be funny
Kurt Angle a low classed dude, and he can touch
me!.
Yea thats right dawg im talkin' to you,
Your wrestling was ok but what more can you do,
Yuo see i aint seen wrestling like thati n years,
oh yea did i mention it nearly brought me in
tears.
Yo Angle my rhymes are so lethal im wanted in
every state.
So at Brawl For all ill send you to the pearly
gates!.
Yo sone you can't even touch this,
Untouchable thats more then just a promo,
its the way of life so let everyone know.
Yo i aint even lyin i beat down that dawg without
even trying,
Angle you all hung up on your gold medal win in
nighty, nighty six,
Yo son that was then this is now and if you dont
like what im sayin,
you can some Suck my! (crowd say it!).
Yo kid dont even matter, every day im on the
microphone,
whether im in the stuido, ring or home alone,
i put words that rhyme together,
but you just stink up the place but i wont let
ya,
Yo Angle you think your the best well your just
telling lies,
i know this cos when i beat you down i saw
Yuo you people hate me because i speak the truth
and you hear it
Yo Angle this is my FIST! and your gonna fear it
Anyway son you can even touch this ill think ill
end this little rap simple,
WORD LIFE.
' Suplex
Machine
' Tazz | Well Cole John Cena
certainly is getting under the skin of these fans
and i dont think they are taking to the docta of
thugonomics very well. And it looks as though he
is heading towards the ring
' Shoelace's ' Michael
Cole |
Well Tazz last night on Bottomline John Cena came
down to help Triple H get the win over Kurt Angle
and Cena just assulted him with the steel chair
and the sledgehammer, and who knows what Angle
will do to Cena come this sunday night at Brawl
for All.
' Suplex
Machine
' Tazz | Well Cole John Cena is
showing no signs of caring about Kurt Angle and
the fans here he is out here for one reason and
one reason only and thats to be the best, like it
or not you have to give it up for the docta of
Thugonomics.
' Shoelace's ' Michael
Cole |
Well Tazz its the eway Angle did the attack to
Angle that the people didn't like, he caught
Angle of gaurd but this sunday night Cena has no
where to go and no where to run because he will
have to fight Kurt Angle one on one.
' Suplex
Machine
' Tazz | Well Cole i doubt if Cena
will run because believe me he can wrestle with
the best of them and we already know this, but i
do know you never want to pis# of an olympic gold
medal winer, and especially not someone like Kurt
Angle.
' With
that John Cena gets inside the ring and begins to
talk some more trash about Kurt Angle, the crowd
begins to boo him and Cena just smiles and gets
ready to talk '
 ' Untouchable ' John
Cena |
Yo all you people here tonight seem pritty
steamed about me mocking your favourtie
superstars, i mean Kurt Angle just doesn't cut it
and i mean come on he got what he deserved, so
Kurt let me tell you why i wanted to take you
down at Bottomline, you see Kurt we all need to
start somewhere so i have decided to go for the
biggest ego in the business, Aight' dawg ill give
you your props you do suck up to this crowd but
they dont give a damn bout you, because when you
go back home to your lovely house all these
people remebered one thing about Kurt Angle this
week, and it wasn't how impressive he was in the
ring, Nah it was how badly John Cena beat his
ass! [Booing] Oh yea you people thought
that was bad then wait till Brawl For all when i
get my first win over one ofthe UWF's top talent
and Kurt Dawg you may think you have what it
takes to beat me inside the ring but i know
better so Kurt Check this.
Yo Kurt At Bottom line i
beat you ass and you thought that was it!,
But Kurt this sunday night i am going ot but you
back in the pits...
Oh Hell that is because kid you already know you
can't touch me...
Which goes to prove there can be no beating me.
Cos son when i get done with you ill nail you
with the F-U and thats cos i say so.
And then your be left lying like all the rest of
these ho's!
Yo when Kurt gets in the ring he gonna be put to
shame
When i nail him with this metal chain.
Yo im messin' wit yo Head,
And calling you a Geek
Kurt your medal?, you think this makes you man
Ah been fighting at new level's.
Yo' be shi'in' in yo pants.
I don't respect what I don't understand
Living day by day
that's my plan
I don't think people realise
that Cena is the man
When i nailed you at bottomline it wasn't luck
Kurt face it you just SUCK! [some pops]
Yo The Title's isn't far for this superstar.
My freestyles are so cold.
its making you and everyone else feel too old
You have to know ill be better then you'll ever
be.
its word life
And i came to fight
You want some Of John Cena
Then Punk ill come down to yo' Arena.
Its just basic Thugonomics!
WORD LIFE!
' Cena
Stands in the middle and the crowd cheer a little
for the rap but then remember who it is there
cheering for and being to boo him again Cena
stands in the ring and cannot believe this
reception and begins to talk again. '
 ' Untouchable ' John
Cena |
Yo you people dont like that then thats just to
bad, because Kurt come Brawl for all im gonna
waste you, Yo Kurt you can come down to this ring
with your medals and whatever you want but dont
forget i represent America i am the voice of
every american kid and tennagrs, your past your
sell by date Kurt so why dont you give it up now
because this sunday all you going to get is
another beat down and be humiliated again. Cos
kurt i am Untouchable and this sunday night i
will run game all over you. Becuase that just
brought me onto another good point, The Game
Triple H [booing] Yo you people better
respect him, because he is your future World
Champion, but thats only until i get my shot at
The Game, But before i go on about Trip's i
better take a minute and explain myself on
Bottomline, you see peoples its so easy to
explain i can't believe i'm gonna even try this,
but i am going to prove that i am the only one
deserving here to be the number one superstar.
Kurt you and the rest of the UWF are goin' to see
me shoot up the rankings so quick its going ot
have to take the whole roster to stop me
dominating yo. But Dawg dont worry at least this
sunday you have your own claim to fame because
you becaome victom number one in the John Cena
game, and Kurt dont feel bad that you could never
measure up, cos son its not your fault that you
jsut plaining in and out SUCK! [booing], oh yea dawg my
rise to fame is so quick no one could hardly
believe that, but you see Kurt Bottomline was
just the start and come Brawl for All the era of
Thugonomics is starting so Dawg just remember you
can't touch me and ill end this cus down with a
simple WORLD LIFE!.
Yo now that i am done with
talking about that half wit lets talk about more
important things, like why i am here and what i
want, and basically i know all yo people are a
little slow so let me explain things and kick it
down a notch. [booing] yo that fine i
spill words line after line and people can't take
that, but its cool cos im gonna leave you all
hanging like fool's, Yo bascially That world
title has my name on it, and even though Trip's
might get the win it done even matter but before
i get my hands on the biggest prize in the
federation i have to deal with the trash, that
being the Olympic twerp, so Kurt prepare yourself
for Brawl for All because come this sunday its my
time to shine and your time to FALL!...WORD
LIFE!.
' With
that Thugonomics hits the pa system and the crowd
begin to boo John Cena, he doesn't even care now
he just walks up the aisle and give the word life
sign to everyone as the UWF logo comes onto the
titontron and commericials begin rolling '
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