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Jordan is seen setting up her red hair, trying to get it nice and wavey, but the camera-man is zooming straight down at her cleavage. A little whirring noise is heard, and a voice crackles...

Man: Err... Guys, we've been live for about 30seconds.... didn't you hear me?

The camera-man quickly sets the camera right, and you see Jordan just take her hands down from her hair.

Jordan: Hi Guys, it's me, Jordan. I'm here to interview a very new addition to the KWA roster. His name is... *she looks down at her hand* KRIFT! The Prez signed him on Thursday. The Prez has said;

"This is the kinda guy we need to bring order to KWA ranks, give the attitude we have desired, and his crude sense to smack critics of our company in the mouth!"

We are now going to go to the locker room to meet... *She looks down at her hand again* Krift.

Jordan and the camera guy walk round the corner, then walk through the door that says "Male Locker Room". As they walk in, they see a guy standing by a locker. He's about 6'8, 280 odd pounds, and has a menacing look. He's got short, spiked hair. Wear's a bandana around his head, and wear's undertaker type clothing. Jordan walks upto him and ask's...

J: Are you Krift?

Krift looks down, and does a huge belch in her face. She has a disgusted look on her face. Krift then looks past her face, and at her chest.

Krift: (with a deep voice) Which one of you said that?

The camera man starts to laugh, but then Krift looks straight at him! The camera-man stops laughing.

Krift: Oh, so you thought it was funny, did you???

Krift starting huckin' up phlegm...

J: This can't be good!...

The next thing you see is a greenish blob smack the camera lens! And then, everything goes dark.

Camera-man: oh, my GOD! Duuuuuuuude, this aint funny, it's really gross! There's no way I'm cleanin that off!!!

***This then cuts to a commercial***