Now and Forever King of Legends.

Another Piece of Quality Craftsmanship from The Once and Forever King of Legends, KMD.

Date of RP: 03/03/03
Current Record: 9/3/3
Current Accomplishments:  -None-
~~Failure...a string of failures...he came out of the box looking like a million bucks, the IWF Heavyweight Champion, but he has failed...twice.  This is not acceptable.  This is not proper, and this is not right.  KMD is a champion, not some fly-by-night hero on gilded wings of gold and silver.  He is the only true and proper champion the IWF has left...their final hope, the end of the line...and it has come to null.  He has given what he had, and it wasn't enough...simply because people couldn't play nice.  People couldn't play right.  People are going to pay.~~

VOICE1:  And what did it make you look like?  A chump, KMD...nothing more than a CHUMP.

~~Oh, Paul Jay is going to pay...he is going to pay dearly.  He's gonna wish that he did die a couple months ago.  He's gonna wish that it was ended back then...he's gonna wish his ass was zipped up in a body bag and shipped off to the morgue for what he's done.  What about the others?  Sensation?  Holliday?  Windsor?  Chumps, just like KMD.  Krev isn't looking for help from them...not anymore.  He's going a route that most people would consider bad etiquette.  He's gonna play hardball with Paul Jay and Jaxx...and they're both gonna wish that they were just dead.~~

VOICE2:  I know.

~~What about Ebdon?  What about the man that was so resolute on destroying KMD?  Not a problem anymore...not even in consideration.  He has his own battles to fight, and his own wars to win.  Perhaps the course of action he took with Pete's wife was wrong, but it seemed right at the time...at the time.  That time is past, that time is no longer now...things will never be the same, but our attention is elsewhere.  Now our attention turns to KMD versus Paul Jay, Jaxx, and Miche.  Now our attention turns to the men who did all that they could to put down our would be hero.  Not anymore.~~

VOICE1:  You're pathetic man...just sick.  I don't even know if I should help you out this time.

~~Pretty shitty odds, huh?  Yeah, I'd say so.  I wouldn't be looking for Pete Ebdon to be helping KMD out anytime soon...because if he does help Krev, that's one step further from the title that he so desires.  Although he has done stranger things...things could turn out for the best after this mess.  Krev's predictions were wrong...he predicted Pete would turn on Jaxx...but the opposite was true.  Jaxx turned on Pete.  Krev didn't see it coming, and Pete sure as hell didn't see it coming.  If anything, all this back-biting could make a new man out of Pete Ebdon.~~

VOICE2:  Just a little backing man...it's all I need.  I'm willing to pay-

~~It sure as hell made a new man out of KMD.  He won't say it aloud...but he's afraid.  KMD is afraid for all that he knows and all that he is.  He is afraid, not of being destroyed, but of losing face.  He doesn't want that to happen...especially not now.~~

VOICE1:  Pay, huh?  What you got?  Your business is going downhill my man.

~~Not after losing his title, and then the very next week his son lost his own...yeah, Mike is still 1/2 owner of MacDougan Entertainment, but theres a new hitch in the plans...the ASW just regained Sonny Lighting.  Sonny Lightning...the very same man that never defeated Krev in the ring, and probably still burns him to this day.  Not really a problem for the MacDougan's, huh?  Not so...see, Sonny has decided to go the ranks that Mike went...Sonny has decided to go after the TV title...the very same title that Mike wants to regain from Douglas.  Shitty situation after shitty situation.  Things are heating up for the MacDougans, but they will find peace yet...they will find peace when every last motherf***ing one of those f***ers pay.  They are all going to pay.~~

VOICE2:  Yeah, but it'll pick up.

VOICE3:  We're working on a new strategy...something that will take the IWF and the ASW by storm.

~~Cost?  What is the cost of vengence?  Sanity?  Blood?  Life?  Doesn't really matter, now does it?  Soon enough, the world will find out that vengence is indeed a dish best served cold.  Vengence is another thing that runs through MacDougan blood...right to the bitter f***ing end.  No one f***s with Clan MacDougan and comes out unscathed.  No one.~~

VOICE1:  
Don't even get me started on you, Magic.  How long did you hold your title?  A pathetic 2 weeks?  Yeah, long run for a TV Champion, but I would expect more from a MacDougan.  I'd expect an undefeated champion.  Sure, you did it your entire stint at ASW...hell, your only loss was the loss of your title.  First you do this to me, and now you want help...I don't know who to trust anymore, fellas...and those are strong words coming from someone like me.

~~They say that March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a lion...well, MacDougans come in like lions, and go out like mother-f***ing rabid wolverines.  Paul Jay, Jaxx, Miche, Williams, and, only because he decided to enter the fray, Sonny Lighting are going to feel the bite.  They're gonna feel the crunch of MacDougan knuckled pummeling their sorry pretty-boy faces into the mud.  MacDougans are all about family blood...when something goes wrong for one, something goes wrong for the whole family.  Blood is thicker than water, and MacDougan blood is about as viscious as 6 month old motor oil.~~

VOICE2:  ...just once chance, buddy...

~~Things aren't looking good for either feds the MacDougans grace...IWF has their share of no-shows and superstar wanna-be's who just don't stack up.  Hell, some are as bold to say that the IWF is truly dead.  Even Sensation himself was caught mumbling under his breath to stick a fork in her because she's done.  The ASW isn't looking as bad, but after their last roster hit...someone took a huge chunk out of it...namely the OWF...they aren't as healthy as they could be.  Both feds need a little pick-me-up.  Both feds need a little something to get them going.  Nine out of Ten doctors agree that the best cure for this malady is a steady and solid shot of MacDougan Entertainment.~~

VOICE3:  ...we're willing to do anything.

~~It's just what the doctor ordered.  It's what the feds need to survive...they need the MacDougans, just as much as they need the feds.  Both would be lost without each other...hell, since the MacDougans took their titles, both men have recieved at least 7 offers from various federations...federations not quite as desperate as these two...but they're hanging on.  They're sticking to their guns and giving it their all for the feds that they've come to call home.  The IWF and the ASW...both feds arguably the best federation from time to time.  They're willing to give it 110% and any other number of cliche phrases and terms just to hang on and make the best of the worst of times.~~


VOICE1:  Maybe we can work out a deal...if you're willing to play by my rules.

~~Because that's what they do...they're MacDougans.~~

VOICE2:  What will it take?

VOICE1:  Balls man...balls.

~~But what about the rest of the e-fedding world?  Just what kind of feds want the MacDougans...guys who seemingly have lost their touch?  OWF has been talking to Mike, looking to cut a deal.  WEW has contacted KMD for a new federation...even some of the old-timers in the ASW are begging KMD to come back to the ASW.  Yeah, they may look good on paper, and their deals may be sweeter than what the IWF and the ASW can offer them...but they're going to stick around.  Loyalty is key...the paychecks never hurt...and, in the case of KMD, a bigger paycheck would be much appreciated, but he's lost his title.  He's commited to the concept of taking back what is rightfully his.  As for Mike...yeah, he's going down the same road.  It only takes one shitty week to turn guys who are made of solid steel and adorned with gold to lumps of ore without any of the glitter or shine...but it only takes one week to re-forge those very same men.~~

VOICE1:  You got balls, and we can do what you want to do...my way.

VOICE3:  We got it.

~~And forge we shall.~~

VOICE1:  Yeah, I knew you guys did...just had them in the wrong places.

VOICE2:  What's the first order of business?

VOICE1:  Oh, you know what you have to do first.

VOICE2:  Yeah, I figured that.

~~And forge and forge until we have machines capable of the destruction and tyranny they once held only mere weeks ago.~~

VOICE1:   Thats the only catch my man.

VOICE3:  ...

~~And, slowly, as we faded into nothing more than whispers and sounds, we fade out again...to the silence that surrounded us before the break in peace.~~