All of a sudden Viva La Raza hits the stage as Eddie makes his way down to the ring in a shiny green low-ride. He gets out and slides into the ring happy about something. He dances around some then he finally grabs a mic and begins to talk.

[- 'The Liar Cheater and Stealer-][-Eddie Guererro -] Boy does it feel to be back essas! Finally Eddie is in a WWE ring once again holmes! Now, im gonna make this short and sweet because I got some mamacitas to drive around the city! So here it is. I am entering my self in the rumble match for the WWE Championship! And I am going to walk in belt-less, and walk out the WWE Champion! Olda le Vato!!! And you know why!? Its my simple three words I live by.. Because I lie...I cheat...and I steal!!!! When I enter that ring against Hulk Hogan, I am going to end the so called legend of Hulkamania! He prances around like hes on dope callin' himself hulkin up. Whats that all about holmes. I mean, lets face it, Hulk has nothin on me, which is why I am going to defeat him and go on to win the rumble for the WWE Title odalay vato!!! I know your in the back Hulk, I know you can hear me. So listen up bro. When you step in the ring with me tonight, your focus better be on me, and not on your fans bro, because the second you lose your concentration, im gonna bust it with some Latino Heat holmes! You think you went bald now essa, just wait till I get done with you "brother"! And when you see me begin to climb the ropes and then jump off and land the Frog Splash, and I get the 1-2-3, we will know who the REAL legend is holmes. So get ready cause here I come. Now onto other things. The rumble for the WWE Championship! There is going to be lots of great talent in the ring tonight, and I understand that. But what I dont understand is why they all think they can beat Latino heeeaaattt. Theres no one here tonight thats gonna be able to stop the

All of a sudden glass shatters, and out comes austin on his 4-wheeler, he drives it down and goes around the ring once and parks it. He gets off and gets in the ring and grabs a mic and Eddie stands looking confused. He begins to talk.

[- The Texas Rattlesnake-][-Stone Cold Steve Austin-] Im sittin in the back, mindin my own business when I hear your ass come out and say that no one can stop ya! Hell, im the sheriff, I can stop ya, ya little mealy mouth bastard! WHAT!? Now I dont like you! And you dont like me! But I gotta tip! Theres been some rumors in the back that Vince McMahon is gonna try to cheat you outa the rumble! Now even know I dont like ya! Im willing to help you, Because I damn sure dont like Vince McMahon! So ill come out and site down wit Jr and King, and if I see any trouble coming to that ring, I gotch back! WHAT!? I said! I got your back! And thats the bottom line! Cause Stone Cold Said so!

Stone Cold gets on his SUV as Eddie walks up the ramp looking back at Austin confused but happy, Austin then revs it up as Eddie hightails it out the way as the scene goes to commercial.....

Backstage with "Coach"
Raw
..Desire comes first..

As Eddie is walking down the hall Coach approches him.

' The punk kid announcer ' Coach: " Eddie I just have one question for you if you dont mind but... What are your thoughts on tonights rumble?

[- 'The Liar Cheater and Stealer-][-Eddie Guererro -]My thoughts!? Holmes, I just found out that for no reason, Vince is gonna try to cheat me from acheiving my dream man! How do you think I feel holmes!? But I do have something to tell each individual in this Rumble! first off..We Have Kaos. I never wrestled him nor do I know who he is. But Latino Heat is gonna catch him on fire! See, Kaos you may be the new fool around here, but im Eddie Guererro holmes! And I take no shit from anyone, nor do I ever lose holmes! Then we got! Heh, the Vanilla Icey Slim Shady Wannabe fruitcake back their essa! Listen John, you can come out, and rap about whatever you have to say, because it all comesa down to one thing, and thats who comes out ontop. Your so called "thuganomics" arent gonna do you any good when i get fired up holmes! In the rumble, your ass is mine! 3rd we have.... None other... Then the peoples champion, The Rock. What can I say, hes a movie star, a wrestler, and also did sum music recordings before. I have the upmost repect for you Rock, I really do! Matter of fact, I see a future tag team betweeen me and you after I throw you over the top rope holmes, I really do. Then we have, K9. What kind of name is that holmes? Are you supposed to be a little doggy or something holmes? Haha! Your gonna be no troubles for me holmes, I can tell by your name im gonna beat you easily tonight, your not up to my standards yet essa! I mean, first off, get off Cenas nuts essa! And then you say your a headline legend? Your nothing until you win "the big one" holmes! Its people like Hogan that pave the way for use to win the WWE Championship man, but its also old people like Hogan that allow us to win it! HAHAHAHA! ( Coach starts to laugh)Hogan your washed up man, your a has-been, go take your pention check and buy some rogaine and go sit down somewhere holmes, for real man! Im just trying to help you out! And then we have one of my fellow friends! Rey Mysterio, what up holmes! All I can say about you is, good luck holmes let the best man win(Eddie coughs and says which is me!) I really hope you win it holmes, I really do, goodluck out their man, you deserve it. And last but not least... Blade, funny thing about you blade is that I havent heard from you once yet man! You ARE in WWE right i mean come on holmes! Anyways, tonight is Eddie Guererros night! Winning this title means alot to me holmes! Winning this title is my way of saying sorry to my family! WInning this title is my way of proving I CAN have my kids back essa! And if anyone in the back thinks they are going to take that away from me, you are all wrong! Eddie Guererro is fired up holmes! Wheather, you like it or you dont, I AM going to win the title! ODALAY VATO!!!! Latino Heat is coming holmes! The only question is! ARE YOU READY FOR THE ERA, OF EDDIE GUERERRO!!!!!!

Eddie then walks away as the scene goes to commercial as the rumble match is next......