IT'S A NEW ERA.. A DIFFERENT ERA.. A REVOLUTIONARY ERA! 

This new force of Paul Heyman and Batista have already started to make their mark in the CWF! In a Dark Match on SmackDown, the 'Revolution' Batista went head-to-head and defeated the 'Big Red Machine' Kane! With a big monster already destroyed by Batista, this man is well on his way to making a name for himself! We have already answered one of the questions, which was, who will dare test this unstoppable force? We also once again see some other people who think that they can make a name for themself on Batista's time! Earlier on during the backstage camera incidents, we saw the Rock and Batista talk a little bit! Is this a sign of things to come, or is this just a one time sort of thing? This week, Batista takes on the likes of Sting, Raven, and also Test! Kane was shown that he couldn't take the pain from Batista, but this week, with three men against him, now a new question must be asked! And that question is, will those three men  E A T  T H E  P A I N ! ? ! ?

Location: Pittsburgh Pizza Parlor
Date: May 6, 2003
Time: 9:37 PM

<- The camera turns on inside of the Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania! It shows the burning logo of Batista on the TitanTron, and the camera goes out into the city where it shows a sign that reads 'Pittsburgh Pizza Parlor'! The camera goes into the inside of the pizza place, and it shows Batista sitting down inside of the pizza parlor! He has a box of pizza sitting right in front of him and he opens it! Batista starts to pick up a slice of the good looking pizza when Paul Heyman walks up to him with a salad in his hand! ->

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] Hey big man.. these salads are really good!

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] Paul! Why are you eating salads?

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] Because I like them, and I really think that they are helping me slim down in my weight!

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] Um.. you might think that they are helping you, but it still looks like you haven't changed!

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] Well you just continue to eat your fatty foods!

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] I just hope you know that these slices of pizza fill up my body with the carbohydrates that I need to perform well out there in the ring!

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] Well Batista.. let's just eat!

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] Alright Paul.. whatever!

<- Batista picks up a slice of the pizza and takes a bite out of it! Paul Heyman takes his fork and starts to eat his salad! He starts to pick at the stuff inside of the salad, and he starts to throw away the stuff that he doesn't like inside of it! ->

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] Paul, if you are going to do that, then you might as well not even eat the damn thing!

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] Hey man, I don't tell you how to eat your food! And by the way, how is your food?

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] It sucks man.. just like everything else here in this shitty ass town! And that includes the Penguins, the Pirates, the Steelers, and even that dumb ass milk boy.. Kurt Angle!

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] Yeah.. I can understand what you are saying!

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] I mean.. how can that guy even be an American Hero? That dumb shit couldn't even save his own ass if his life depended on it! Look at him Paul.. all he is.. is a pile of bones! He thinks that he can whip up on my ass.. well he is dead wrong! And on RAW, I will prove that! After all Paul, he has beaten nobody's! He hasn't dared to face me yet! Because he knows that when he faces me, he will end up on the losing end! I just hate people like him, who think that they can just punk you out of everything! Kurt, I delt with people like you as I grew up into what I am today, and let me tell you something, I whooped up on all of their shitty asses! You are nothing jack! You're like a slice of bad pizza, it always shows up no matter how often you throw it away!

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] That was a good one Batista! However, he's not the only guy in that match! There's also Chris Jericho!

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] That guy wishes that he was as good as my ass! He calls himself the 'King of the World'! What the hell is that shit? If he's the king of anything, he's the 'King of Losers'! Look at his record Paul! He has three wins, and one loss! And then look at me! Three wins, no losses! Now who would you say is the better wrestler?

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] That would definately be you big man!

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] This guy is not even in the same league as me! He just wishes that he could hang with my ass! I guarantee you this! He will be one of the first one's that I throw over that rope! And he's not the only shithead in this match, but he's just the worst! He just plain sucks! He thinks that just because he is the 'King of the World', that he can just go in there and win the match! He has yet to face me! He has yet to beat me! He has even yet to step into the same ring as me! That's just how scared he is! On my first day, I challenged the biggest fish of them all! I challenged Rhyno! And that punk didn't even have the guts to stand up to me! So this little punk thinks that he can take the place of another punk! Well he's dead wrong! The only thing right, is the result, and that's me ending up with a win!

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] There's also Brock Lesnar! ' Paul takes a bite out of his salad ' Man I hate that guy! I made him what he was in the WWE, and he just tosses me aside! That's the kind of thanks that I get!

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] Don't worry Paul, I'll whip his ass especially just for you! 'Mr. Bring the Pain' is gonna be 'Mr. Can't Feel My Legs' after I get done with ass! I'm going to just deliver the most damndest Sit-Down Powerbomb that the world has ever seen! By the time I get through with his ass, he will be begging me to just end his ass! He's a nobody! You made him Paul, and on RAW, I get to break him! It will be my pleasure to do this! I will throw him over the top rope like yesterday's garbage! This guy has faced nobody's like everyone else in this match! All they do is just let their mouths do the talking, while all I do is let my fists do the talking for me!

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] What about that rapper ass, John Cena?

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] What about him Paul? He's a nobody! He thinks he's a somebody, but in true reality, he's still just a stupid ass nobody! He raps to get his point across! And might I add, he does quit shitty for himself! He's trying to be like that white pussy ass rapper, Eminem! Only difference is, Eminem is good! He's not even worth my time! Who else is there?

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] Well, there's also Sean O'Haire! You know who he is right?

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] Paul, don't talk down to me! Don't you ever do that again! But speaking about Sean O'Haire, what is up with the way that that dude talks? He thinks he is like a damn god or something! But in all reality, he isn't! He talks like he is a preacher! If he was a preacher, he wouldn't be wrestling! That begs me to ask another question though! Why isn't he a preacher? He seems that he would be a better preacher than a wrestler! And I will prove that on RAW! I prove that to the entire world! Is there anybody else?

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] Lastly, there's Stone Cold Steve Austin!

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] To me Paul, this is my toughest challenge! He is a great wrestler, but that won't save his ass on RAW! He will finally feel what it is like to lose to a wrestler of my outstanding caliber! He has the Stone Cold Stunner, I have the Sit-Down Powerbomb! He thinks that he is the shit, and I am the shit! He will be my biggest problem because of his outstanding wrestling ability! But he still should be no problem for me!

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] Well I just finished my salad!

[- ' The Revolution ' Batista -] That's good for you Paul.. because I am not finished yet! And when I am finished, then we live!

[- ' The Worm ' Paul Heyman -] Fine!

<- Batista continues to eat the pizza right out of the box inside of the pizza parlor as Paul Heyman just sits there staring at the television screens on the walls! He's looking at the sports that are going on, and he's cheering as the New York Yankees are playing the Seattle Mariners! The camera slowly fades out as Paul Heyman continues to watch the television screens, while Batista just eats his pizza! ->