[\\]FORWARD: We last saw Billy Kidman on the high way when Evolution passed him by. Un-willing to pick him up, Evolution got the hatred between Evolution and DX to grow even thicker. Once Road Dogg finally put two and two together he went to get Billy, about 5 or 6 hours after the call. Once back at the arena Billy had a run in with an old friend, Torrie Wilson. After just starting to talk a bit the two were interupted by Billy's new mate, Road Dogg. :END FORWARD[//]

[\\]The scene opens up back at the WWE arena. After a breif conversation with Torrie, and a short fight between her and Road Dogg, Billy and Road Dogg head back to the DX locker room. They open the door to see Stacy sitting on the couch reading a magaizine. She puts it down on their cofee table and stands up.[//]
[\\]Stacy Keibler[//] Where were you two just now?

[\\]Road Dogg[//] Stud over there was talking to Whorrie Wilson. She thinks she is so good because she use to have the rights to DX. Well whatever but her days are over. Her and her little boyfriend!

[\\]Billy Kidman[//] Look I don't want to start a fight with you Dogg but seriously, Torrie is a good friend. If you have a problem with me being her friend I guess you have to kick me out of DX then. Is that what you want? She isn't anything more than a friend, even ask her if you won't take your partner's word.

[\\]Stacy Keibler[//] Look boys cool it! I don't care if Billy says hi to the ladies around here, he's mine and they know it. I don't want this brilliant team to go to ruins so you know what we are going to do? We are going to shut up about Torrie. So Billy, we got 13 letter talking about your radio show, success or what?

[\\]Billy Kidman[//] Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Look right now I'ma go and see if I can do something about getting my freaking car back. Talk to you guys in a bit.

[\\]After a short commercial break the cameras open up to Kidman in the parking lot. He is pacing back and forth. After about 2 minutes a tow-truck pulls up and a large man wearing grease-stained pants and a dirt-covered, white, tank-top. He was wearing a blue ball cap that read 'Tim's Inta-Tow'.[//]
[\\]Tim Tow[//] You the guy thats going to get your BM Dub'ya?

[\\]Billy Kidman[//] Uh yeah that's me. It's somewhere down the highway, you probably past it on the way.

[\\]Tim Tow[//] Right then. Just hop in and we can get on our way!

[\\]Billy opens the passenger door while Tim walked around. He looks around the truck to see half eaten donuts on the dash, PlayBoy (including Torrie's) all over the floor and middle seat. The man sits down and waits for the driver to get in. Once the man is in he steps on the gas right away. Billy grabs the door handle, not ready for the sudden jolt. After a while of driving the man begun to speak.[//]
[\\]Tim Tow[//] So... WWE folks make lottsa' monay? I need some monay, I tell ya, the wife at home eats it like it's chocolate pie! Damn is she eva getting fat. So she's ah nuttin' like Torra' Wilson! Woo! I wish I was John Cena, he gets to...

[\\]Billy Kidman[//] Dude, you have a freaking wife. Listen yeah Torrie is fine, I can admit to that but you act like she's just some.. some slut? Listen dude the money is great but I think you should just shut up a little bit.

[\\]Tim Tow[//] Ooooo! Harsh words from the little man!

[\\]Billy Kidman[//] Little? I may be a bit smaller than most guys but I'm just as talented. I am infact the man who brought back the Cruiserweight Title just recently. None the less I am going to be the next champ! Now step on it so I can get out of this smelly place!

[\\]Billy looks out the window of the trucks and he waits to get to his car. Finally once at the car the tow truck guy gets out and tries to lower the crank, mistakingly scratching the hood of the car. Billy begins to curse and then just shakes his head and hops back in the tow truck. The rider begins heading off in the wrong direction. Billy begins to question and finally when they get to the shop about 4 hours away from the arena, Billy picks up a phone and calls Stacy.[//]

[\\]Stacy Keibler[//] Hello?

[\\]Billy Kidman[//] Hey Stacy! Look I might not make it in time for Raw. See I went to go and get my car with this fat tow truck moron and he took me excatley the wrong way, so now I'm 4 hours away and my car is going to take something like 4 hours to fix. So 8 hours, I don't know...

[\\]Stacy Keibler[//] But Billy! We need you here for Raw! I mean the big plan, it's all going down and you HAVE to be here!

[\\]Billy Kidman[//] Look I know. It's just I can't leave my baby here, it's going to be pretty expensive, the moron scatched the hood with the freaking crane so thats going to cost more. Look, I'll arange to get back soon, don't worry.

[\\]As Billy he hangs up the phone he is tapped on the shoulder. He turns around and is notified that the car will be longer than expected and he's going to just have to take a seat. Billy goes and sits down. He looks around and sees a McDonalds as his stomach begins to growl. He gets up and walks over to the McDonalds to get some food. Billy walks in and is surprised by the worker behind the counter. Glasses and around 400 pimples. Billy walks to the counter and tries to order without staring.[//]

[\\]Kid Behind The Counter[//] Can I take ya order sir?

[\\]Billy Kidman[//] Uh sure I'd like a medium order of fries please, no ketchup.

[\\]Billy pays for the fries and stands at the side of the counter waiting for his order. Billy watches as the kid makes the fries. He notices something drip into the fries. He looks up and realizes that the kid has a runny nose. Billy looks disgusted and runs into the washroom, ready to puke. After using the washroom Billy left the McDonalds as quick as possible, without his fries. Billy then sat down at the car shop. He looks through a bunch of magazines on a table and picks out the a WWE Magazine with John Cena and Torrie Wilson on the cover. Billy sits back and tries to enjoy the book while he waits for his car.[//]

Don't Mess With This Kid

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