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-| Forward | - Over the past few weeks WHW was giving out hints that they might have signed RVD The Whole F'N Shown! As reporters tryed to get it out of Paul Heyman from WHW they couldn't! So over the past weeks WHW has kept its fans waiting for RVD's debut apperance! -| End Forward | - -| Scene |- The scene opens up at the hotel where Rob Van Damn is waiting in his room by a telephone waiting anxiously for a phone call so it looks like when all of a sudden the phone rings and RVD answers it! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Yo Yo Yo its RVD, The Whole F'N Show! Who's This? -|[ Paul E. Heyman]|- RVD you know who this is! It's me Paul Heyman! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Oh hey whats up Heyman? -|[ Paul E. Heyman]|- Nothing much! It's just I need to talk bussiness with you, If you know what I mean? -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Ya no problem! Whats on you mind? -|[ Paul E. Heyman]|- Well I need to talk to you about you coming to wrestle in WHW? -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Yea ok so what about it? -|[ Paul E. Heyman]|- Well do you think you can come over to WHW and give me a quality wrestler! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Well Heyman thats a great offer, But I am going to do one better for you! Not only Am I going to come over to WHW I am going to bring The Whole F'N Show with me! -|[ Paul E. Heyman]|- Whatever you say Rob! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Wait Wait Wait.... Did you just call me Rob? -|[ Paul E. Heyman]|- Umm I believe so... -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Paul Paul Paul.. You can call me The Whole F'N Show RVD! -|[ Paul E. Heyman]|- Yes whatever just a few more things we need to discuss before you head on over here! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Ohh yea and whats that? -|[ Paul E. Heyman]|- Well The Whole F'N Show RVD you see as of right now you are one of the best wrestlers WHW has to offer! Now as seeing as we are having our brand new show by the name of "Evoloution" I would like to schedule you in a match! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Ok sounds good! Might you know who I am facing in my first match? -|[
Paul E. Heyman]|-
Was a matter of a fact I do! RVD you are going
to be in a World Title Qualifying Match -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Those chumps! Man Heyman everytime we talk you make me laugh! Ok whatever I will face those two and not only face them but let them know that The Whole F'N Show is here for 1 Reason and 1 Reason only and thats to show WHW and all it's fans the RVD is The Whole F'N Show! -|[ Paul E. Heyman]|- Ok Glad to hear that! Now you can to American Arilines and pickup your tickets and be here ohh say around May 6th at thats when Evolution will Air for the first time! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Ya ok I'll be there! -|[ Paul E. Heyman]|- Great! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Oh By The Way Paul thanks for bringing me to WHW you won't be dissapointed! [[-After RVD finishis his sentence he hangs up the phone and walks back to bedroom in the hotel to start packing his bags! After he has packed his bags, he picks them up and leaves the hotel!-]] -| Scene |- The scene opens up outside the hotel where he is waiting for his limo to pick him and a man is standing next to him who looks very professional! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Geeessss Limo drivers can't find a good one, and If you do they quit the next week because they use the excuse " You aren't paying me enough " you know what I mean? -|[ Professional Man ]|- Your telling me! I hate god damn limo drivers, I mean I hate them with a passion! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Well The Whole F'N Show don't hate them just thinks they need to stop being such little babies! -|[ Professional Man ]|- Who is The Whole F'N Show? -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Ohh Sorry that would be me! Nice to meet you I'm Rob Van Damn! -|[ Professional Man ]|- Ohh ok your that actor! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- No No No, thats Jeane Claud Van Damn! I'm Rob Van Damn I just got signed to WHW to wrestle! I'm a wrestler you know The Whole F'N Show? [[-The Man Looks Confused-]] -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Ohh forget it nevermind! So back to our subject why do you hate limo drivers with a passion? -|[ Professional Man ]|- Well If you must know, My wife left me a week ago today for a limo driver! WHO IS 18 YEARS OLD. -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Ouch thats gotta hurt! -|[ Professional Man ]|- Your telling me! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- So do you ever watch wrestling? -|[ Professional Man ]|- No I don't really get into it! I mean from what I hear it's fake and well the one time I watched it the promo's sucked! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Well then you have never seen The Whole F'N Show cut a promo, Because if you did you wouldn't be able to turn the t.v. off when wrestling was on! -|[ Professional Man ]|- And The Whole F'N Show is who again? -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- That would be me! -|[ Professional Man ]|- Ok! Well why arn't you there now at the arena where the other wrestlers are! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Well i just got signed so that is where I am headed! I have to be there By May 6th wich won't be hard! Shit nothing about my debut is going to be hard I mean I am going up against two of the weakest people in the WHW! Jamie Noble that dude looks like a hic smells like a hic and well damn he is a hic and have you seen his grilfriend? -|[ Professional Man ]|- No! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Well be glad because she looks like one of the nasty porn stars that they use for the really wierd stuff that involves wips, chains , and handcuffs! -|[ Professional Man ]|- My kind of girl! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Ya ok whatever! Anyways then I have to face Buff Bagwell now this is the funny one in the match! Get this, this guy thinks he is buff, If you saw a picture of this guy you would laugh shit I think your muclels are bigger then his! -|[ Professional Man ]|- Well I have been working out here and there! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Ya good for you! Anyways I will win this match with ease 1..2..3.. and The Whole F'N Show is out of there with a win and a good laugh! [[-The camera pans around to show that RVD's Limo is arriving!-]] -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Well theres my ride! I Wish you the best of luck! Yo by the way watch Evolotion on May 6th you will see me! -|[ Professional Man ]|- Ok I Will! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Aight Lata! [[-The scene fades black as you see RVD's limo driving away from the hotel-]] -| Scene |- The scene opens up as RVD is checking into his hotel across the street from First Union Center. The camera pans around to show RVD standing there unupatiently! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Can I get some God Damn service here? -|[ Hotel Desk Clerk]|- Sir there is no need to curse! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Ya Ya shut up and get me my room! -|[ Hotel Desk Clerk]|- Well why don't we just be rude to! Sir can I ask you what your name is? -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Well you sure may! My name is The Whole F'N Show! -|[ Hotel Desk Clerk]|- Sorry The Whole F'N Show I don't see you booked here for a room! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- What!? What!? ohh my bad check under Rob Van Damn! -|[ Hotel Desk Clerk]|- Ok Rob your room is on the 10th floor room #850 and here are your keys! [[-The man holds his hand out wanting a tip-]] -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Ohh my bad you must want a tip right! -|[ Hotel Desk Clerk]|- That would be nice yes! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Ok ummm... Let Me Think here.... Ok I got it Don't Breath Under Water! That tip might save you one day! [[-RVD Laughs as he walks away! He enters the elevator where he sees beatuiful women and RVD gets a big grin on his face-]] -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- So ladies how's it going today? -|[ Ladies ]|- Preety Good, And yourself? -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Fine Fine Thanks for asking! -|[ Ladies ]|- Hey wait a minute I know you! Your Rob Van Damn -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Well yes I am! -|[ Ladies ]|- Ya great to meet you Mr. Damn! What are you doing here in Philly?.... Wait a second don't tell me you signed with WHW? -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Well as a matter of a fact I have and I have a match on May 6th Vs. Buff Bagwell and Jamie Noble! -|[ Ladies ]|- WoW! Man is this exciting! [[-You hear the Bing that you hear when an elevator door stops and the doors slide open!-]] -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Well ladies its been great but I have to get ready to face a few losers! So I will talk to ya later! [[-RVD steps out of the Elevator and walks down to room #850 , opens the door and shuts it in the cameras face!-]]
-| Scene |- The scene opens up as RVD is sitting watching film of Buff Bagwell and Jamie Noble as Paul Heyman walks in the hotel room! -|[ Paul E. Heyman ]|- Just the man I was looking for! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- I guess that makes me lucky then huh? -|[ Paul E. Heyman ]|- Sure does! Ok so on to bussiness! You have a match next week on Evoloution Vs Jamie Noble and Buff Bagwell! Now RVD I signed you because I know you can boost are ratings because you are The Whole F'N Show! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Damn right I am! Now onto the thos losers! Paul I mean couldn't you have scheduled me in a better match with some more talent! Beucause come next week I am going to rip apart those to idiots and make them wish they never signed with WHW! -|[ Paul E. Heyman ]|- Thats what I want to hear! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Thats why I said It! -|[ Paul E. Heyman ]|- Great! So do you have any more surpirses up ur sleeve? -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Not really I mean I am going to go to the ring in awhile and adresse the crowd! And let buff and jamie know this is not going to be a free ride! So they need to bring everything they got well hell that isn't even going to be enough! Well shit Jamie Buff your just plain out screwed! -|[ Paul E. Heyman ]|- I'll Let them know! -|[ Rob Van Damn]|- Great now get out of my room I have to get some shut eye! -|[ Paul E. Heyman ]|- Ok! I will talk to you later! [[-The scene fades black as Heyman is trying to fit his chunky ass through the hotel door and RVD throwing shit at him and laughing-]]
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