{Location: The Honorable Shihan's Gym}
Goumon: {Sit's down at a butterfly machine and begins pumping iron.)
Gym Member: Hey excuse me man but I was on this.
Goumon: Yeah, well last night I was on your girlfriend pal so now we're even. Hit the road punk.
Shihan: {in his office} Hey Goumon get in here. You need to be looking at this.
{Goumon gets off the machine and the guy is still standing there looking confused. Goumon grabs the guy by the head and slams it into the machine and the guys falls out over the seat.}
Goumon: There you go. Knock yourself out. Whoops too late. {laughing to himself}
Goumon: {enters Shihan's office and views the television} Hey I thought you told me you hated anime.
Shihan: This isn't an anime. This is your opponent for the upcomming Anarchy match.
Goumon: My opponent is a ball of light? What the hell is this sci fi videogame bull?
Shihan: I was wondering the same thing. No your opponent made this. The words are his. His name is "The Iceman" John Black.
Goumon: I don't care who he is. When I get him in the ring I am going to melt his sorry ass. Just like that guy I just knocked out, out there.
Shihan: Goumon how many times have I told you not to beat up my paying members. Non less it's inside the ring.
Goumon: Hey what's the problem. He's using the machine right now. He said he wanted to get back on. So I put him on it. What's the big deal. I am the one who should be upset. I wanted a wrestling opponent for Wednesday. Instead I get damn Dragon Ball Z Kame Hame wave.
Shihan: You should listen to what he is saying.
Goumon: I am listening. I haven't heard one damn word that relates to wrestling or our wrestling match. I mean what the heck is this guy doing? Auditioning for the upcomming superhero movie? Don't think I am not taking him seriously. If he tries to pulls this magic act in the ring and I will shove it up his magical alimentary canal. After I destroy him and school him in the difference between wrestling and philosophy 101. He wants to tell stories, tell him to take his act to hollywood. If he wants a bad dental plan and ugly facial make over, you tell him to come meet Goumon in the ring.
Shihan: Listen to this...{Your instinct has been replace by an instruction manual. So transform! Its not too late, Your weapon is confusion, the battle will be won or lost with it}
Goumon: Shihan listen to this man. He's obviously high on life if you know what I mean. My instinct has been replaced by an instructional manual? Well here's an equation that was left out of the manual. Goumon + John Black + Wrestling Match = John Black a loser down on his back in the ring defeated because he'd rather tell stories than fight. I can see it now Shihan. John Black is in the ring he grabs a microphone and begins to say "Goumon let me rescue you from yourself. The world is blind and you are apart of this blind world. I can help you open your eyes." And then CRACK! with my fist right between his eyes. No Bitch you are blind because you didn't see that coming. Ref rings the bell and I annihilate is frozen ass.
You know this John Black is the typical American wrestler. He thinks it's all about how good you are on the mic. Not about in ring ability. That's the problem with all these American wrestling piss ants. They don't want to take time out to hone their natural physical skills. To John Black it's all about acting. How well you can act in front of a crowd. Well I can act pretty damn dangerous in front of a crowd. Inside the ring however he will find out that I wasn't acting at all.
Besides the AIWF fans don't want to hear all of this crap he is talking about. They want to know about the match. They are interested in wrestling. So they may be mesmerized by this little powerball. But after he starts speaking they are going to fall asleep on him and wonder what the hell he is talking about. Then that's where I come in to wake them all up. And in the process I will wake John Black up and destroy his high.
Shihan: Told you we should have stayed in Japan.
Goumon. Hey I am not complaining about the AIWF. It's a good league. It's wrestlers however, they are garbage. Now I am going to go train for my match instead of making some silly movie.
{Goumon exits the office. Scene fades out.}
