MATCH: JENSEN KENT v. JOSH CARTER
"QUIT, JENSEN, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME: IMPACT PART II" "Woo. Only three days away. I get to own JENSEN KENT. Nothing can stop me, not just yet. You know it's become obvious over the days that have passed that JENSEN has the power to defeat me. I mean the guy is 3 and 0. Not many guys at this level make it that far without picking up some sort of loss. Not even me. I landed at 1 and 1. I gotta hand it to you, J." Josh Carter appears, standing in a dark room with a spotlight shining down on him. In the background we see three silhouettes, all of which remain statue-still. Josh raises a hand to his chin, and rubs it slightly before a chair rolls into his path, a chair with wheels. He spins it, takes a seat, and spins facing the camera again. "It's a time of joy when you mark out as undefeated for one more week. Ask Peyton Manning. He and the colts have yet to lose, they're 8-0 this season. And if, by some act of God, they lose to the Houston Texans, I'll never see them the same way again. But like all great teams, excluding Bob Griese and the 1972 Miami Dolphins, there has to be a loss. And, JENSEN, unfortunately, your loss comes against me, "PSYKOTIC" Josh Carter. I don't need to remind you that I am...7...7...and 1. I don't think that's horrible. But 8-7-1 sounds better. Hey JONATHYN do you count PPV matches? Because It'll be 11-7-1 by the time LOTR is over. But I digress and return to marking against JENSEN KENT. JENSEN, you've faced three easy wins. You've never stepped into the ring with Josh Carter, and once you do, your style of wrestling will become obsolete. Because I'm what you call unorthodox. I'm what's known as unpredictable. One night I'm all submissions, the next night I finish you off with a discus punch. It's worked 7 of 15 times so far, a little under half. So JENSEN, what dirt do you plan to pull up on me? The fact that I got beat by JUGGALO twice, SCOTT YOUNG, O'BRADY, DARKHAN, and I can't even remember the other loss. Although maybe DARKHAN doesn't count, that was a PPV gauntlet. Which would mean I've forgotten two losses. Anyway, my point is that I've gotten more experience since I've learned from my mistakes. And if you'll kindly notice, I went on a 2 and 0 run before I met SCOTT YOUNG, and I've won every match since. Uh, which has only been one match, but still. What's this music, you are asking? It's my new, permanent theme. It showcases how I've fallen, but gotten back up again. I've lost, but I've never lost two straight, except to JUGGALO. Every time I lose I pop right back with a win. I'm going to pull out double-digits in my W column before November is over, trust me. It'll just be staying up, no falling. I know I'm rambling here but JENSEN, give it up, man. You can't beat me! I'm "PSYKOTIC" Josh Carter! I have taken every wannabe here on Impact and turned them inside out! JUSTIN SPIRES, DR. BADD, PROTOTYPE, TWIZTED JUGGALO (not the same as the JUGGALO we knw), KRETOS, TED SOUL, all of them, look where they're at now. None of them appear in a higher spot on the card than me. That tells you something. That tells you that everyone I've beaten has pretty much lost all self esteem and dropped to lowcarder status. I have that effect on people. Josh wheels the chair closer to the camera, and in doing so, the three silhouettes move forward, also in chairs with wheels. Only, now there appears to be roughly 7 silhouettes. Josh smirks and pulls the camera facing the 7 silhouettes. "Take a look, JENSEN. Each of these silhouettes, the shadows of these men, represent one man I've defeated on Impact. In retrospect, they could also represent each man I've lost to, but that isn't the point. I'm not going to pull out a lifelike mannequin of you and say this is your future, that isn't my style. I will tell you that next time you see me will be in the ring at Impact, and another tick mark will go up in my W column. I just want to finish by saying...Good Luck, JENSEN KENT. You're 3 and 0, but I dare you to try and take four without a loss." "It won't happen, you know. I have a distinct advantage. I've got time on my side. While you want your wins in order, it doesn't matter when they come to me. Once a week, once bi-weekly, once a month, whenever. Soon enough, I'll be on ANARCHY and you'll still be picking the blood from your teeth after a lowcard Impact match. There isn't much more I can say without bringing a whole different factor into the match. So I will." "FLASHBACK: IMPACT, NOV. 5, 2005" JENSEN whips CORMETHIUS into the ropes, and on CORMETHIUS’ way back, JENSEN spears him to the mat. JENSEN climbs to his feet, and makes his way to the top rope. JENSEN LEAPS off with an impressive moonsault!!! JENSEN goes for the pin! 1.... 2..... THREE!! "A moonsault, man? That's not going to do anything. While a Shooting Star Press (my finisher, if you didn't care.) is only an inverted moonsault, the degree of rotation is severe and brings a ton of momentum. In short: Life From Above could CRUSH The Jensen Kent moonsault we saw last week. In long: I could kick your ass with an SSP while your Moonsault would only phase me. Anyway, last week's match between you, JENSEN, and CORMETHIUS was very sloppy. I've seen better matches light cigarettes, but I'll not complain. We all know it's CORMETHIUS that held you down, JENSEN. Surely you can do better against me. Taking into consideration the given that you WON'T beat me. But you performed great and carried CORMETHIUS that entire match, I'll give you that much. But the only carrying in our match will be the EMTs carrying your ass out of the arena, okay? And just so we're clear, I don't want you forming any stables or tag teams unexpectedly and having them run in on me during the match. I've had about enough of that, and enough is too much. I'm about tired of rambling, JENSEN, but we'll see who's the better man come Saturday. I'll let you go. But I'll leave you with this quote from my theme song. "Falling is easy as getting back up, that becomes the problem...if you don't believe you can find a way out, YOU'VE become the problem." I'm telling you not to give up when I'm kicking your ass Saturday, and you might stand a snowball's chance on the sun. Peace." Josh begins to laugh hysterically as he wheels away from the camera. He jolts back through and the seven silhouettes fall to the ground on their faces, simulating the falling of Josh's opponents. The XWF logo appears, fades, and then the IMPACT/LORD OF THE RING logo appears, with the words "SUPPORTED BY THE TROOPS IN BAGHDAD" and underneath BAGHDAD, we see "AND AFGHANISTAN", and the screen fades to black.
"Woo. Only three days away. I get to own JENSEN KENT. Nothing can stop me, not just yet. You know it's become obvious over the days that have passed that JENSEN has the power to defeat me. I mean the guy is 3 and 0. Not many guys at this level make it that far without picking up some sort of loss. Not even me. I landed at 1 and 1. I gotta hand it to you, J." Josh Carter appears, standing in a dark room with a spotlight shining down on him. In the background we see three silhouettes, all of which remain statue-still. Josh raises a hand to his chin, and rubs it slightly before a chair rolls into his path, a chair with wheels. He spins it, takes a seat, and spins facing the camera again. "It's a time of joy when you mark out as undefeated for one more week. Ask Peyton Manning. He and the colts have yet to lose, they're 8-0 this season. And if, by some act of God, they lose to the Houston Texans, I'll never see them the same way again. But like all great teams, excluding Bob Griese and the 1972 Miami Dolphins, there has to be a loss. And, JENSEN, unfortunately, your loss comes against me, "PSYKOTIC" Josh Carter. I don't need to remind you that I am...7...7...and 1. I don't think that's horrible. But 8-7-1 sounds better. Hey JONATHYN do you count PPV matches? Because It'll be 11-7-1 by the time LOTR is over. But I digress and return to marking against JENSEN KENT. JENSEN, you've faced three easy wins. You've never stepped into the ring with Josh Carter, and once you do, your style of wrestling will become obsolete. Because I'm what you call unorthodox. I'm what's known as unpredictable. One night I'm all submissions, the next night I finish you off with a discus punch. It's worked 7 of 15 times so far, a little under half. So JENSEN, what dirt do you plan to pull up on me? The fact that I got beat by JUGGALO twice, SCOTT YOUNG, O'BRADY, DARKHAN, and I can't even remember the other loss. Although maybe DARKHAN doesn't count, that was a PPV gauntlet. Which would mean I've forgotten two losses. Anyway, my point is that I've gotten more experience since I've learned from my mistakes. And if you'll kindly notice, I went on a 2 and 0 run before I met SCOTT YOUNG, and I've won every match since. Uh, which has only been one match, but still. What's this music, you are asking? It's my new, permanent theme. It showcases how I've fallen, but gotten back up again. I've lost, but I've never lost two straight, except to JUGGALO. Every time I lose I pop right back with a win. I'm going to pull out double-digits in my W column before November is over, trust me. It'll just be staying up, no falling. I know I'm rambling here but JENSEN, give it up, man. You can't beat me! I'm "PSYKOTIC" Josh Carter! I have taken every wannabe here on Impact and turned them inside out! JUSTIN SPIRES, DR. BADD, PROTOTYPE, TWIZTED JUGGALO (not the same as the JUGGALO we knw), KRETOS, TED SOUL, all of them, look where they're at now. None of them appear in a higher spot on the card than me. That tells you something. That tells you that everyone I've beaten has pretty much lost all self esteem and dropped to lowcarder status. I have that effect on people. Josh wheels the chair closer to the camera, and in doing so, the three silhouettes move forward, also in chairs with wheels. Only, now there appears to be roughly 7 silhouettes. Josh smirks and pulls the camera facing the 7 silhouettes. "Take a look, JENSEN. Each of these silhouettes, the shadows of these men, represent one man I've defeated on Impact. In retrospect, they could also represent each man I've lost to, but that isn't the point. I'm not going to pull out a lifelike mannequin of you and say this is your future, that isn't my style. I will tell you that next time you see me will be in the ring at Impact, and another tick mark will go up in my W column. I just want to finish by saying...Good Luck, JENSEN KENT. You're 3 and 0, but I dare you to try and take four without a loss." "It won't happen, you know. I have a distinct advantage. I've got time on my side. While you want your wins in order, it doesn't matter when they come to me. Once a week, once bi-weekly, once a month, whenever. Soon enough, I'll be on ANARCHY and you'll still be picking the blood from your teeth after a lowcard Impact match. There isn't much more I can say without bringing a whole different factor into the match. So I will." "FLASHBACK: IMPACT, NOV. 5, 2005" JENSEN whips CORMETHIUS into the ropes, and on CORMETHIUS’ way back, JENSEN spears him to the mat. JENSEN climbs to his feet, and makes his way to the top rope. JENSEN LEAPS off with an impressive moonsault!!! JENSEN goes for the pin! 1.... 2..... THREE!! "A moonsault, man? That's not going to do anything. While a Shooting Star Press (my finisher, if you didn't care.) is only an inverted moonsault, the degree of rotation is severe and brings a ton of momentum. In short: Life From Above could CRUSH The Jensen Kent moonsault we saw last week. In long: I could kick your ass with an SSP while your Moonsault would only phase me. Anyway, last week's match between you, JENSEN, and CORMETHIUS was very sloppy. I've seen better matches light cigarettes, but I'll not complain. We all know it's CORMETHIUS that held you down, JENSEN. Surely you can do better against me. Taking into consideration the given that you WON'T beat me. But you performed great and carried CORMETHIUS that entire match, I'll give you that much. But the only carrying in our match will be the EMTs carrying your ass out of the arena, okay? And just so we're clear, I don't want you forming any stables or tag teams unexpectedly and having them run in on me during the match. I've had about enough of that, and enough is too much. I'm about tired of rambling, JENSEN, but we'll see who's the better man come Saturday. I'll let you go. But I'll leave you with this quote from my theme song. "Falling is easy as getting back up, that becomes the problem...if you don't believe you can find a way out, YOU'VE become the problem." I'm telling you not to give up when I'm kicking your ass Saturday, and you might stand a snowball's chance on the sun. Peace." Josh begins to laugh hysterically as he wheels away from the camera. He jolts back through and the seven silhouettes fall to the ground on their faces, simulating the falling of Josh's opponents. The XWF logo appears, fades, and then the IMPACT/LORD OF THE RING logo appears, with the words "SUPPORTED BY THE TROOPS IN BAGHDAD" and underneath BAGHDAD, we see "AND AFGHANISTAN", and the screen fades to black.
Josh Carter appears, standing in a dark room with a spotlight shining down on him. In the background we see three silhouettes, all of which remain statue-still. Josh raises a hand to his chin, and rubs it slightly before a chair rolls into his path, a chair with wheels. He spins it, takes a seat, and spins facing the camera again. "It's a time of joy when you mark out as undefeated for one more week. Ask Peyton Manning. He and the colts have yet to lose, they're 8-0 this season. And if, by some act of God, they lose to the Houston Texans, I'll never see them the same way again. But like all great teams, excluding Bob Griese and the 1972 Miami Dolphins, there has to be a loss. And, JENSEN, unfortunately, your loss comes against me, "PSYKOTIC" Josh Carter. I don't need to remind you that I am...7...7...and 1. I don't think that's horrible. But 8-7-1 sounds better. Hey JONATHYN do you count PPV matches? Because It'll be 11-7-1 by the time LOTR is over. But I digress and return to marking against JENSEN KENT. JENSEN, you've faced three easy wins. You've never stepped into the ring with Josh Carter, and once you do, your style of wrestling will become obsolete. Because I'm what you call unorthodox. I'm what's known as unpredictable. One night I'm all submissions, the next night I finish you off with a discus punch. It's worked 7 of 15 times so far, a little under half. So JENSEN, what dirt do you plan to pull up on me? The fact that I got beat by JUGGALO twice, SCOTT YOUNG, O'BRADY, DARKHAN, and I can't even remember the other loss. Although maybe DARKHAN doesn't count, that was a PPV gauntlet. Which would mean I've forgotten two losses. Anyway, my point is that I've gotten more experience since I've learned from my mistakes. And if you'll kindly notice, I went on a 2 and 0 run before I met SCOTT YOUNG, and I've won every match since. Uh, which has only been one match, but still. What's this music, you are asking? It's my new, permanent theme. It showcases how I've fallen, but gotten back up again. I've lost, but I've never lost two straight, except to JUGGALO. Every time I lose I pop right back with a win. I'm going to pull out double-digits in my W column before November is over, trust me. It'll just be staying up, no falling. I know I'm rambling here but JENSEN, give it up, man. You can't beat me! I'm "PSYKOTIC" Josh Carter! I have taken every wannabe here on Impact and turned them inside out! JUSTIN SPIRES, DR. BADD, PROTOTYPE, TWIZTED JUGGALO (not the same as the JUGGALO we knw), KRETOS, TED SOUL, all of them, look where they're at now. None of them appear in a higher spot on the card than me. That tells you something. That tells you that everyone I've beaten has pretty much lost all self esteem and dropped to lowcarder status. I have that effect on people. Josh wheels the chair closer to the camera, and in doing so, the three silhouettes move forward, also in chairs with wheels. Only, now there appears to be roughly 7 silhouettes. Josh smirks and pulls the camera facing the 7 silhouettes. "Take a look, JENSEN. Each of these silhouettes, the shadows of these men, represent one man I've defeated on Impact. In retrospect, they could also represent each man I've lost to, but that isn't the point. I'm not going to pull out a lifelike mannequin of you and say this is your future, that isn't my style. I will tell you that next time you see me will be in the ring at Impact, and another tick mark will go up in my W column. I just want to finish by saying...Good Luck, JENSEN KENT. You're 3 and 0, but I dare you to try and take four without a loss." "It won't happen, you know. I have a distinct advantage. I've got time on my side. While you want your wins in order, it doesn't matter when they come to me. Once a week, once bi-weekly, once a month, whenever. Soon enough, I'll be on ANARCHY and you'll still be picking the blood from your teeth after a lowcard Impact match. There isn't much more I can say without bringing a whole different factor into the match. So I will." "FLASHBACK: IMPACT, NOV. 5, 2005" JENSEN whips CORMETHIUS into the ropes, and on CORMETHIUS’ way back, JENSEN spears him to the mat. JENSEN climbs to his feet, and makes his way to the top rope. JENSEN LEAPS off with an impressive moonsault!!! JENSEN goes for the pin! 1.... 2..... THREE!! "A moonsault, man? That's not going to do anything. While a Shooting Star Press (my finisher, if you didn't care.) is only an inverted moonsault, the degree of rotation is severe and brings a ton of momentum. In short: Life From Above could CRUSH The Jensen Kent moonsault we saw last week. In long: I could kick your ass with an SSP while your Moonsault would only phase me. Anyway, last week's match between you, JENSEN, and CORMETHIUS was very sloppy. I've seen better matches light cigarettes, but I'll not complain. We all know it's CORMETHIUS that held you down, JENSEN. Surely you can do better against me. Taking into consideration the given that you WON'T beat me. But you performed great and carried CORMETHIUS that entire match, I'll give you that much. But the only carrying in our match will be the EMTs carrying your ass out of the arena, okay? And just so we're clear, I don't want you forming any stables or tag teams unexpectedly and having them run in on me during the match. I've had about enough of that, and enough is too much. I'm about tired of rambling, JENSEN, but we'll see who's the better man come Saturday. I'll let you go. But I'll leave you with this quote from my theme song. "Falling is easy as getting back up, that becomes the problem...if you don't believe you can find a way out, YOU'VE become the problem." I'm telling you not to give up when I'm kicking your ass Saturday, and you might stand a snowball's chance on the sun. Peace." Josh begins to laugh hysterically as he wheels away from the camera. He jolts back through and the seven silhouettes fall to the ground on their faces, simulating the falling of Josh's opponents. The XWF logo appears, fades, and then the IMPACT/LORD OF THE RING logo appears, with the words "SUPPORTED BY THE TROOPS IN BAGHDAD" and underneath BAGHDAD, we see "AND AFGHANISTAN", and the screen fades to black.
"It's a time of joy when you mark out as undefeated for one more week. Ask Peyton Manning. He and the colts have yet to lose, they're 8-0 this season. And if, by some act of God, they lose to the Houston Texans, I'll never see them the same way again. But like all great teams, excluding Bob Griese and the 1972 Miami Dolphins, there has to be a loss. And, JENSEN, unfortunately, your loss comes against me, "PSYKOTIC" Josh Carter. I don't need to remind you that I am...7...7...and 1. I don't think that's horrible. But 8-7-1 sounds better. Hey JONATHYN do you count PPV matches? Because It'll be 11-7-1 by the time LOTR is over. But I digress and return to marking against JENSEN KENT. JENSEN, you've faced three easy wins. You've never stepped into the ring with Josh Carter, and once you do, your style of wrestling will become obsolete. Because I'm what you call unorthodox. I'm what's known as unpredictable. One night I'm all submissions, the next night I finish you off with a discus punch. It's worked 7 of 15 times so far, a little under half. So JENSEN, what dirt do you plan to pull up on me? The fact that I got beat by JUGGALO twice, SCOTT YOUNG, O'BRADY, DARKHAN, and I can't even remember the other loss. Although maybe DARKHAN doesn't count, that was a PPV gauntlet. Which would mean I've forgotten two losses. Anyway, my point is that I've gotten more experience since I've learned from my mistakes. And if you'll kindly notice, I went on a 2 and 0 run before I met SCOTT YOUNG, and I've won every match since. Uh, which has only been one match, but still. What's this music, you are asking? It's my new, permanent theme. It showcases how I've fallen, but gotten back up again. I've lost, but I've never lost two straight, except to JUGGALO. Every time I lose I pop right back with a win. I'm going to pull out double-digits in my W column before November is over, trust me. It'll just be staying up, no falling. I know I'm rambling here but JENSEN, give it up, man. You can't beat me! I'm "PSYKOTIC" Josh Carter! I have taken every wannabe here on Impact and turned them inside out! JUSTIN SPIRES, DR. BADD, PROTOTYPE, TWIZTED JUGGALO (not the same as the JUGGALO we knw), KRETOS, TED SOUL, all of them, look where they're at now. None of them appear in a higher spot on the card than me. That tells you something. That tells you that everyone I've beaten has pretty much lost all self esteem and dropped to lowcarder status. I have that effect on people. Josh wheels the chair closer to the camera, and in doing so, the three silhouettes move forward, also in chairs with wheels. Only, now there appears to be roughly 7 silhouettes. Josh smirks and pulls the camera facing the 7 silhouettes. "Take a look, JENSEN. Each of these silhouettes, the shadows of these men, represent one man I've defeated on Impact. In retrospect, they could also represent each man I've lost to, but that isn't the point. I'm not going to pull out a lifelike mannequin of you and say this is your future, that isn't my style. I will tell you that next time you see me will be in the ring at Impact, and another tick mark will go up in my W column. I just want to finish by saying...Good Luck, JENSEN KENT. You're 3 and 0, but I dare you to try and take four without a loss." "It won't happen, you know. I have a distinct advantage. I've got time on my side. While you want your wins in order, it doesn't matter when they come to me. Once a week, once bi-weekly, once a month, whenever. Soon enough, I'll be on ANARCHY and you'll still be picking the blood from your teeth after a lowcard Impact match. There isn't much more I can say without bringing a whole different factor into the match. So I will." "FLASHBACK: IMPACT, NOV. 5, 2005" JENSEN whips CORMETHIUS into the ropes, and on CORMETHIUS’ way back, JENSEN spears him to the mat. JENSEN climbs to his feet, and makes his way to the top rope. JENSEN LEAPS off with an impressive moonsault!!! JENSEN goes for the pin! 1.... 2..... THREE!! "A moonsault, man? That's not going to do anything. While a Shooting Star Press (my finisher, if you didn't care.) is only an inverted moonsault, the degree of rotation is severe and brings a ton of momentum. In short: Life From Above could CRUSH The Jensen Kent moonsault we saw last week. In long: I could kick your ass with an SSP while your Moonsault would only phase me. Anyway, last week's match between you, JENSEN, and CORMETHIUS was very sloppy. I've seen better matches light cigarettes, but I'll not complain. We all know it's CORMETHIUS that held you down, JENSEN. Surely you can do better against me. Taking into consideration the given that you WON'T beat me. But you performed great and carried CORMETHIUS that entire match, I'll give you that much. But the only carrying in our match will be the EMTs carrying your ass out of the arena, okay? And just so we're clear, I don't want you forming any stables or tag teams unexpectedly and having them run in on me during the match. I've had about enough of that, and enough is too much. I'm about tired of rambling, JENSEN, but we'll see who's the better man come Saturday. I'll let you go. But I'll leave you with this quote from my theme song. "Falling is easy as getting back up, that becomes the problem...if you don't believe you can find a way out, YOU'VE become the problem." I'm telling you not to give up when I'm kicking your ass Saturday, and you might stand a snowball's chance on the sun. Peace." Josh begins to laugh hysterically as he wheels away from the camera. He jolts back through and the seven silhouettes fall to the ground on their faces, simulating the falling of Josh's opponents. The XWF logo appears, fades, and then the IMPACT/LORD OF THE RING logo appears, with the words "SUPPORTED BY THE TROOPS IN BAGHDAD" and underneath BAGHDAD, we see "AND AFGHANISTAN", and the screen fades to black.
Josh wheels the chair closer to the camera, and in doing so, the three silhouettes move forward, also in chairs with wheels. Only, now there appears to be roughly 7 silhouettes. Josh smirks and pulls the camera facing the 7 silhouettes. "Take a look, JENSEN. Each of these silhouettes, the shadows of these men, represent one man I've defeated on Impact. In retrospect, they could also represent each man I've lost to, but that isn't the point. I'm not going to pull out a lifelike mannequin of you and say this is your future, that isn't my style. I will tell you that next time you see me will be in the ring at Impact, and another tick mark will go up in my W column. I just want to finish by saying...Good Luck, JENSEN KENT. You're 3 and 0, but I dare you to try and take four without a loss." "It won't happen, you know. I have a distinct advantage. I've got time on my side. While you want your wins in order, it doesn't matter when they come to me. Once a week, once bi-weekly, once a month, whenever. Soon enough, I'll be on ANARCHY and you'll still be picking the blood from your teeth after a lowcard Impact match. There isn't much more I can say without bringing a whole different factor into the match. So I will." "FLASHBACK: IMPACT, NOV. 5, 2005" JENSEN whips CORMETHIUS into the ropes, and on CORMETHIUS’ way back, JENSEN spears him to the mat. JENSEN climbs to his feet, and makes his way to the top rope. JENSEN LEAPS off with an impressive moonsault!!! JENSEN goes for the pin! 1.... 2..... THREE!! "A moonsault, man? That's not going to do anything. While a Shooting Star Press (my finisher, if you didn't care.) is only an inverted moonsault, the degree of rotation is severe and brings a ton of momentum. In short: Life From Above could CRUSH The Jensen Kent moonsault we saw last week. In long: I could kick your ass with an SSP while your Moonsault would only phase me. Anyway, last week's match between you, JENSEN, and CORMETHIUS was very sloppy. I've seen better matches light cigarettes, but I'll not complain. We all know it's CORMETHIUS that held you down, JENSEN. Surely you can do better against me. Taking into consideration the given that you WON'T beat me. But you performed great and carried CORMETHIUS that entire match, I'll give you that much. But the only carrying in our match will be the EMTs carrying your ass out of the arena, okay? And just so we're clear, I don't want you forming any stables or tag teams unexpectedly and having them run in on me during the match. I've had about enough of that, and enough is too much. I'm about tired of rambling, JENSEN, but we'll see who's the better man come Saturday. I'll let you go. But I'll leave you with this quote from my theme song. "Falling is easy as getting back up, that becomes the problem...if you don't believe you can find a way out, YOU'VE become the problem." I'm telling you not to give up when I'm kicking your ass Saturday, and you might stand a snowball's chance on the sun. Peace." Josh begins to laugh hysterically as he wheels away from the camera. He jolts back through and the seven silhouettes fall to the ground on their faces, simulating the falling of Josh's opponents. The XWF logo appears, fades, and then the IMPACT/LORD OF THE RING logo appears, with the words "SUPPORTED BY THE TROOPS IN BAGHDAD" and underneath BAGHDAD, we see "AND AFGHANISTAN", and the screen fades to black.
"Take a look, JENSEN. Each of these silhouettes, the shadows of these men, represent one man I've defeated on Impact. In retrospect, they could also represent each man I've lost to, but that isn't the point. I'm not going to pull out a lifelike mannequin of you and say this is your future, that isn't my style. I will tell you that next time you see me will be in the ring at Impact, and another tick mark will go up in my W column. I just want to finish by saying...Good Luck, JENSEN KENT. You're 3 and 0, but I dare you to try and take four without a loss." "It won't happen, you know. I have a distinct advantage. I've got time on my side. While you want your wins in order, it doesn't matter when they come to me. Once a week, once bi-weekly, once a month, whenever. Soon enough, I'll be on ANARCHY and you'll still be picking the blood from your teeth after a lowcard Impact match. There isn't much more I can say without bringing a whole different factor into the match. So I will." "FLASHBACK: IMPACT, NOV. 5, 2005" JENSEN whips CORMETHIUS into the ropes, and on CORMETHIUS’ way back, JENSEN spears him to the mat. JENSEN climbs to his feet, and makes his way to the top rope. JENSEN LEAPS off with an impressive moonsault!!! JENSEN goes for the pin! 1.... 2..... THREE!! "A moonsault, man? That's not going to do anything. While a Shooting Star Press (my finisher, if you didn't care.) is only an inverted moonsault, the degree of rotation is severe and brings a ton of momentum. In short: Life From Above could CRUSH The Jensen Kent moonsault we saw last week. In long: I could kick your ass with an SSP while your Moonsault would only phase me. Anyway, last week's match between you, JENSEN, and CORMETHIUS was very sloppy. I've seen better matches light cigarettes, but I'll not complain. We all know it's CORMETHIUS that held you down, JENSEN. Surely you can do better against me. Taking into consideration the given that you WON'T beat me. But you performed great and carried CORMETHIUS that entire match, I'll give you that much. But the only carrying in our match will be the EMTs carrying your ass out of the arena, okay? And just so we're clear, I don't want you forming any stables or tag teams unexpectedly and having them run in on me during the match. I've had about enough of that, and enough is too much. I'm about tired of rambling, JENSEN, but we'll see who's the better man come Saturday. I'll let you go. But I'll leave you with this quote from my theme song. "Falling is easy as getting back up, that becomes the problem...if you don't believe you can find a way out, YOU'VE become the problem." I'm telling you not to give up when I'm kicking your ass Saturday, and you might stand a snowball's chance on the sun. Peace." Josh begins to laugh hysterically as he wheels away from the camera. He jolts back through and the seven silhouettes fall to the ground on their faces, simulating the falling of Josh's opponents. The XWF logo appears, fades, and then the IMPACT/LORD OF THE RING logo appears, with the words "SUPPORTED BY THE TROOPS IN BAGHDAD" and underneath BAGHDAD, we see "AND AFGHANISTAN", and the screen fades to black.
"FLASHBACK: IMPACT, NOV. 5, 2005" JENSEN whips CORMETHIUS into the ropes, and on CORMETHIUS’ way back, JENSEN spears him to the mat. JENSEN climbs to his feet, and makes his way to the top rope. JENSEN LEAPS off with an impressive moonsault!!! JENSEN goes for the pin! 1.... 2..... THREE!! "A moonsault, man? That's not going to do anything. While a Shooting Star Press (my finisher, if you didn't care.) is only an inverted moonsault, the degree of rotation is severe and brings a ton of momentum. In short: Life From Above could CRUSH The Jensen Kent moonsault we saw last week. In long: I could kick your ass with an SSP while your Moonsault would only phase me. Anyway, last week's match between you, JENSEN, and CORMETHIUS was very sloppy. I've seen better matches light cigarettes, but I'll not complain. We all know it's CORMETHIUS that held you down, JENSEN. Surely you can do better against me. Taking into consideration the given that you WON'T beat me. But you performed great and carried CORMETHIUS that entire match, I'll give you that much. But the only carrying in our match will be the EMTs carrying your ass out of the arena, okay? And just so we're clear, I don't want you forming any stables or tag teams unexpectedly and having them run in on me during the match. I've had about enough of that, and enough is too much. I'm about tired of rambling, JENSEN, but we'll see who's the better man come Saturday. I'll let you go. But I'll leave you with this quote from my theme song. "Falling is easy as getting back up, that becomes the problem...if you don't believe you can find a way out, YOU'VE become the problem." I'm telling you not to give up when I'm kicking your ass Saturday, and you might stand a snowball's chance on the sun. Peace." Josh begins to laugh hysterically as he wheels away from the camera. He jolts back through and the seven silhouettes fall to the ground on their faces, simulating the falling of Josh's opponents. The XWF logo appears, fades, and then the IMPACT/LORD OF THE RING logo appears, with the words "SUPPORTED BY THE TROOPS IN BAGHDAD" and underneath BAGHDAD, we see "AND AFGHANISTAN", and the screen fades to black.
"A moonsault, man? That's not going to do anything. While a Shooting Star Press (my finisher, if you didn't care.) is only an inverted moonsault, the degree of rotation is severe and brings a ton of momentum. In short: Life From Above could CRUSH The Jensen Kent moonsault we saw last week. In long: I could kick your ass with an SSP while your Moonsault would only phase me. Anyway, last week's match between you, JENSEN, and CORMETHIUS was very sloppy. I've seen better matches light cigarettes, but I'll not complain. We all know it's CORMETHIUS that held you down, JENSEN. Surely you can do better against me. Taking into consideration the given that you WON'T beat me. But you performed great and carried CORMETHIUS that entire match, I'll give you that much. But the only carrying in our match will be the EMTs carrying your ass out of the arena, okay? And just so we're clear, I don't want you forming any stables or tag teams unexpectedly and having them run in on me during the match. I've had about enough of that, and enough is too much. I'm about tired of rambling, JENSEN, but we'll see who's the better man come Saturday. I'll let you go. But I'll leave you with this quote from my theme song. "Falling is easy as getting back up, that becomes the problem...if you don't believe you can find a way out, YOU'VE become the problem." I'm telling you not to give up when I'm kicking your ass Saturday, and you might stand a snowball's chance on the sun. Peace." Josh begins to laugh hysterically as he wheels away from the camera. He jolts back through and the seven silhouettes fall to the ground on their faces, simulating the falling of Josh's opponents. The XWF logo appears, fades, and then the IMPACT/LORD OF THE RING logo appears, with the words "SUPPORTED BY THE TROOPS IN BAGHDAD" and underneath BAGHDAD, we see "AND AFGHANISTAN", and the screen fades to black.
Josh begins to laugh hysterically as he wheels away from the camera. He jolts back through and the seven silhouettes fall to the ground on their faces, simulating the falling of Josh's opponents. The XWF logo appears, fades, and then the IMPACT/LORD OF THE RING logo appears, with the words "SUPPORTED BY THE TROOPS IN BAGHDAD" and underneath BAGHDAD, we see "AND AFGHANISTAN", and the screen fades to black.
