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-||- nEm's Whole Fucking SHOW -||-

-||- Rob---Van---Dam -||-

-||- Roleplay Title -||-

 -||- Dude..THE BROWN EYE CHAMP -||-

-||- Roleplay Number -||-

 -||- 02 -||-

-||- Next Opponent -||-

 -||- Christian-||-

-||- W/L/D -||-

 -||- 01-00-00 -||-

-||- Career Achievements-||-

 -||- nLw European Champion(x1), nLw Roleplayer of the week(x1), Main eventing nLw RAW(x1), nLw OOC Asshole(x1) -||-

-||- Not So 5 Star-||-

 -||- Val Venis(x1), -||-
Forward- RVD has won his comeback match and is ready to take on his next opponent in Christian will RVD be concentrating on his opponenet or will he still be frustrated with the face that he go a ransome note saying that someone stole his scooby doo boxers...cna AR VEE DEE win another and find his boxers or will he loose and have no clean undies?.

RVD and Fonz are outside of some house and RVD looks freaked out.

RVD: Dude this is the place.

Fonz: Ok then why dont you knock.

RVD: Chill man imma little nervous..here goes nuthin.

RVD knocks on the door and some guy answers

RVD: Hey dude do you know Christian?

Man: Well why do I by the way hun my name is Jeffery...Christians my boyfriend.

RVD: FREAKIN A MAN!

Jeffery: What is it hunk?

RVD: Well nothin beside that you pack fudge...so can you tell us about Christian.

Jeffery: Sure come right in ill show you around.

RVD looks at Bill and shoves him in behind Jeffery as they head into the house.

Jeffery: Now boys..right over here is one of my and chrisy poos favorite peaces of art work.

RVD: Whats the point?

Jeffery: Its for all the gay victims who were slaughtered in this so called free coutnry.

RVD: I didnt know you celebrated the victims of bleeding buttholes you FREAK.

JEffery: Oh I know you ur that foul motuhed fellow from the nEm I hope Christian kicks you butt after all he is the peeps champ.

RVD: No...hes the peeps brown eye champ.

RVD and Fonzie leave with Fonzie speechless.

RVD and Fonzi are back at the arena once again and they walk in AR VEE DEES locker room and see another ransome note on the table.

Dear RVD

I sitll have your precious and most favorite boxers if you win your match tonight I might give you some vclues as to where you can find them.... but until then lets keep the suspense goin...goodluck tonight.

Your Friend...Anonymous.

RVD: Ok what kind of person whos older than 14 would write a note like this...AND STILLS MY FAVORITE BOXERS this is freakin pissin me off dude...if I dont get those back soon I might run out of clean underwear.

Fonz: Well beat Christian and youll get em back.

RVD: Your no help just go shine your whistle or something or go be gay with Christian and his boyfriend and firstly everyone knows that tonight on SMACKDOWN im gonna pin Christian 1 2 3 and hope he doesnt VIOLATE me...sweet that ttoally rhymed. All I know is this is another week for Mr Thursday Night to add a win to his column and show everyone, im gonna get so high that Christian will be ready to run back to his freakin queer boyfriend and play stinky pinky...if you know what I mean....FONZ I WILL WALK OUT TONGITH THE WINNER...Christian will lose just like he lost megan and had to wear thong underwear with Jeffery...tonight nEm gets to taste a little 5 star talent...NOW THATS WHAT IM SAYIN....THE WHOLE FUCKIN SHOW....RoB---VaN---dAm.

BLACK SCREEN....

THE FOLLOWING PROCEEDINGS WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDS AND SUPPORTERS OF ROB VAN DAM...


THIS LEGACY WONT LIVE ON!!!
HAHAHA!!!
-||- OOC-Good luck to Christian ...im glad to be back lets make nEm ROCK!-||-