Spetember 15th, 2009

Hails from: Manchester, England
Weight: 18 Stone, 2 lbs
Debut: 2004

GLW: Born in Blackpool England , came to this Landfill called American when I was a teenager.

GLW: I had always enjoyed watching the weak and feble minded nee-duwells get so upset when Roddy Piper and Harley race and The freebirds would speak . I knew that, that was my destiny . I would and should anger every worthless ingrate that I come in contact with . I enlisted the services of some of the world top grapplers . I began my training

GLW: I made my Ameican Debut in 2004 for World Of Hurt Wrestling , I have worked for MFW out of Syracuse , Ny area , CPW , CWP , SAW , XWA ,wild world of wrestling,TSW, IYFW, ADK. Before I came to American I had wrestled on every continent on the globe .

GLW: Well your google is broken .... my pen pushing parasite . I was the wooden shoes champion in denmark for six months . I wrestled 13 midgets for 13 hours in cage in Capetown , South Africa . So dont question my titles . I question your intelligenge

GLW: I can tell you the main reason . The simple minded IYFW office . I believe the grappler runs everything behind the scene . All the nascar worshipng fans cheer for him . He loves that rubbish . I have his bloody mask for all of my troubles.

GLW: They are the best group ever essembled in professional wrestling . Jihad strikes fear into all flag waving americans . Roddy Is the Champ and will be untill he retires . Mackie Schrody - is behind the scenes taking care of buisenss . Now The "Millennium Millionaire" ,With all His Money Nothing can stop the Axis

GLW: - They Were A band FromUpstate New York . They billed themself as the most insane band in the land . So people say the singer Smokey Toenails looks like Goodlord willing . Its bollocks

GLW: I would love to wrestle Kamala or Hacksaw JimDuggan . I would bludgeon him with his ruddy 2X4 . I would love to team with Sir William Regal .

GLW: I turned down a multi year contract with TNA . I was asked to proclaim my love for America and grow a mullet .

Fronz Roddy- The Best in IYFW - The Champ , The Man . He is the leader of the Axis

Drake Evans- Worthless American , He should be drawn and quartered

Vigo-proof that people urinate in the gene pools in Vermont

Scott Scarsdale- The Money man of the Axis . Tag Champ , a brilliant mind

Maxx Burton- He is like a boil , a pain on my arse, a toothache, something that never goes away

Alexzandra- a tart

Payne The Hellraiser- would look good in the axis

Rowdy Roddy Piper- the greatest kilt wearing wrestler ever

The Undertaker- dead

Samoa Joe- sweaty polynesian

CM Punk- drunk pill popper needs rehab

Kelly Kelly- another tart

Barbie- She is just like the toy of the same name , cheap and useless