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The titantron turned on in the middle of the show as John Cena appeared in a small room. He was looking very angry as he started to talk..
Yo Chris Jericho you think your a funny guy? Well dog..we'll see who is laughing next..when your the one with the black eye.You want to go brooklyn and dis it dog that was my rap! Why didnt you go to cananda..they all peices of crap. I cant believe you dog and red red pony tail tip...You look like you dipped your hair it a toilet fulla shit. I am ruthless aggression..The prototypes how they used to know me. Well soon dog I will be the World and IC Champ..Then you can just blow me.Chris Jericho your nothing..I mean Tazz can kick your ass. But just wait til living dangerously cause the spaz will be back! Ill be filled with ruthless aggression and bustin up the assclown. Jericho will be goin in the ring smiling and walkin out with a frown. I talk cockily Get up off of me cause I steam your ass like broccoli,You try to copy me cause you're jealous and mad at me,I look good with oversized brain capacity,I don't blame you, don't hate this future hall of famer,Hate that in any given second I can re-arrange ya, hate that my name spells danger, Hate that I hate ya, hate that you're a pawn and I'm a player,Lyrical principal, schools out I dismissed ya,You're all a bunch of trash go and sleep with your sista! Jericho and Tazz, you wont lucky when you cant beat me,But in a verbal battle, nobody can defeat me, And I'm completely unaffected when you taunt me, It's not my fault that all these ladies want me! Suprise, Im right here before your eyes,All you women want me, I'm the envy of all you guys,That's cause you rely on flippin burgers, and serving fries,Your girls with us, I'm about to find her bra size,He speaks softly, he swings his steal chain and rattles your brain,The man of many names, You cant play my game so just give up, before I get a gun and bust yo nut.Next week my chances of winning..Are slimmer than a busload of anorexic women.Jericho, he should be in the Hall of Fame,But I never give up man, that’s why they play the game.Like Hugh Hefner on Viagra bro, I ain’t back down,
Anything can happen you silly assclown.
Cena stops talking to look at the fans reaction..then starts talking again.
I’m worse than the Chicago fire, I’ll burn your whole town. I got Chicago runnin’ scared! I turn your White Sox brown. Jericho your pititful thats all I can say..Enjoy your title now cause its gunna be your last day! Tazz same to you kiss that pup goodbye. After I beat you you retire and go learn to rhyme. Chris Jericho, why do you want to continue this feud? I got you crapping in your pants just like Mexican food. Untouchable clique and Im standing tall.Jericho You are eliminated first like fat chicks in dodge ball. You can’t erase me, I’m going to make you taste me, I’m like a virus, I’ll kill you the next time you face me You’re jealous, You stole my shot at the brass ring, Everybody knows I’m the Next world King. You’re all talk and no fight. Dog you stole my spotlight. Im soon gunna get it back after you rollin out of living dangerously with a broken back! Yo, hey you Jericho,You’re just a copycat of me.I’ve been watching your progression, The and you got an obsession with trying to steal my Ruthless Agression.I’m here for a reason My target is Chris Jericho and it’s hunting season. Tonight I teach Chris a lesson like Mr. Miyagi did But he’s not Daniel LaRusso and this ain’t the Karate Kid Yeah my pants are sagging ‘cause I’ve been working my ass off Tonight I’ll put the ‘wax on’ to a kid that whacks off I’m more of a threat to you Chris than nuclear fallout Tonight’s the night the Living Legend gets called out! WORD LIFE!
It comes back as John Cenas seen standing back behind the curtain.
Then his music hit as he walked out from behind the curtain as he got a mixed reaction of boos and cheers from the fans. He walked down the ramp as he looked to his sides at the fans in the arena. He got to the ring and rolled in under the bottom rope. He then got up and walked in a circle doing the 'Word Life' taunt over his head. John C. then got a microphone and started to talk.
Backstage John Cena was standing out infront of a camera..The fans were wondering why he was there when he just came back from up the ramp as cena started to talk...
-(}John Cena{)-
Yo your wonderin why im hear its cause I ran outa time in the back..but im hear to talk about the person who claims to be all that...Dog you think your hip..that your the mac daddy. Ive seen hipper hold guys drivin around in a caddy. Jericho has his jerichoholics and I have my thugs...The only way anyone would root for chris jericho..is if they was on drugs. Yo it doesn't matter kid,Cuz I'll rip yo nose off,I can battle you naked with no clothes on!! Kid, wutchu talkin' bout? 3 reasons I'm a win this -Reason number 1: I cut you up like cucumbers Reason number 2, that you can't approach this: I be chokin you like Sprewell be chokin coaches Reason number 3 is hard for me to explain to you, but Im gunna get drunk and maybe even root for you. This goes to Chris Jericho who be giving me no respect. Why don’t you step up to me? You’ll get bounced like a bad check. You can’t handle losing Chris, you turn into a sore sport. And wanna crippled me, try to cut my career short. You think that’s funny? Messing with people’s lives? Next week I’m coming after you. Let’s see if you survive! I’m harcore like porno flicks. You’re softballs like slow pitch. Here comes the real king Chris. Payback’s a bitch!Don’t you ever tell me who I can and can’t respect! You’ll wind up in surgery, and cash another blank check.At least you’re all set when you get your release,If you ever go broke, rent the space between your teeth. Oh, you don’t like what I’m saying? I don’t care if you get flipped off! Don’t ever judge me dude, you just a Dynamite rip off.Yo, you’s a thug but you’re missing a gang,I tie strings to acorns, so I can let my nuts hang. You ready to settle this? Then come on out here and fight me..If you dont wanna fight me then F-U! Bite me! Yo Chris, talking to you is like talking to a caveman. I’d be better of drawing little sticks in the sand.
Cena stops talking so he can take a few breaths..then he walks around the ring smiling and looking at the cheering fans..Then starts to talk again.
You’ve gone soft Chris, you’re like Ben-gay ointment. Yeah, you hold the title; “World’s Biggest Dissapointment” With a knife and a dictionary, you still couldn’t cut a promo right.
you say your the King of the World dude, you're not even a Prototype.I told you paybacks coming, so be ready to tape and tuck. You careless? We’ll I’m fearless, and I don’t give a F***! You people say “Don’t talk about Chris Jericho! He’ll come up here and beat me.” Chris Jericho sucks as bad as the city of Philly. At living dangerously im handing out a special; two for one black eyes, It's like a mafia movie, I'll have you cheering the bad guy. Cause we're really goodfellas, making you offers you can't refuse,
Have you jumping off the pier in some concrete shoes.
I'll beat you down so bad, you can't identify the body,
You get baked like manicotti, we're the new John Gotti.
I dominated Goldberg the otha night,From the second I hit the green screen, To wearing thongs and phony afros on Confidential with Mean Gene.Hospitals are packed with wrestling fans,they’re getting Saturday night fever. I’m scared of getting mad cow, that’s why all I eat is beaver.And Yo, I’m the best thing you can see on the weekends,Josh, you were scaring me backstage doing those naked deep knee bends. Yo, you stole my style last week, that’s the reason I got hot bro’.I’m the best poetic genius since “Leaping” Lanny Poffo.I’m so over the top, I’m giving censors fits.Forget the match, let’s go to Hooters so we can grab some tits! You can knock me down but I’m back on my feet And I’m holding down the streets like a new pair of cleats Sacrificing sleep so that in a few weeks
I look you in your eyes and unleash the beast
About to prove to you the unusual things I can do to you Like take my fist and drive it right through you
I take you down Chris at any and all costs I’m super hard, you’re microsoft I’m a heavyhitter, when I step up I don’t back off I’m a king around here, you’re just another jack-off You seen me before Chris, but never intense I’ll fill you of holes like chain link fence..
Cena stops talking again so he can catch his breath..then he looks at the cheering fans and walks in a circle...Then starts to talk again.
Oh and Tazz you didnt think I forgot about you aight? Im just playin with your head so I know you can sort of fight. Your sittin at home on your couch you wont even talk. Your just mad cause your not like me..You can walk the walk. You so little dog..You as slim as the chances of findin a lesbian in a lesbian chat room. Your like kid rock with pamela anderson you can handle her. You can chris jericho wackin eachother off to adam sandler. Im sick of you punks walkin around in your tights..You people like chris Jericho all bark wid no bite. no bite and no fight you cant do nothin right so just quit your like the new host in family feud? Who is it you ask..no one gives a sh*t. Jericho you wanna be a clown but you aint funny. Dont quit your real day job..Auditioning to be a playboy bunny. Yo dog..Im gunna pick you apart like you a four leaf clover..Then after living dangerously Im gunna be champ! Your reign is ova! Word Life!
John Cenas music hits as he slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp..The fans went wild as cena held his chain lock in one hand and held his other arm up. He then walked behind the curtain as the scene fades out.
It comes back as John Cena is walking around backstage when a little kid walks over to him with a pen and paper..
Cena-Hey dog..you want my autograph?
No actually..I was wondering if you can get me chris jerichos autograph..you know..the world champion..
Cena-You want Chris Jerichos autograph dog? Thats just wack..now bend yo ass ova so I can write my name on your back!..Yo..neva mind..you aint worth my time and you aint worth my rhyme! Screw dis dog..you aint even worth a dime.
Cena pushes past the little kid as the scene fades out once again..
It comes back again to John Cena backstage when he is stopped by the backstage interviewer....
Interviewer-Hey John..can I a..
Cena-Yeah yeah yeah...you can ask me a couple of questions..
Interviewer-Well first..that was really mean what you did to that little fan..
Cena-Little fan dog? Is that what I just heard? He aint a fan of me..
Interviewer-Well...
Cena-Well nuttin..He got the nerve bein all up in mah face askin for an autograph from an assclown..I aint be clownin around dog its serious..I dont care if hes curious what goes around here he must be delerious.
Interviewer-Well that doesnt matter you cant..
Cena-I cant what..dog...go around treatin fans like dat..well tough..its one thing if it was a hunny..but dog that kid still believes in the easter bunny.
Interviewer-Hes just a little kid..
Cena- Yo...in the words of eminem....I dont give a .... god sent me to piss the world off.
Interviewer-Well your doin a good job of it..
...Cena gets into the announcers face...
Cena-You got somthin to say?
Interviewer-Uhh..no sir..
Cena-Yeah dog..dats what I thought..now ask questions you be wastin my time.
Interviewer-Ok well..are you prepared for this match?
Cena-Ive neva been more ready dog its like Jason VS Freddy..Jasons gunna kick his ass cause freddy aint ready..Just like my apponents they aint ready for me..They think im just a kid..but Im gunna make them taste me! Im gunna be in they thoughts im gunna end they career. They gunna look like Holyfield when Tyson bit off his ear.
Interviewer-Well..
Cena-Shut up dog let me talk..
Interviewer-Yes sir..
Cena-Im gunna talk alot now cause at the ppv im gunna bring it..Its gunna be worth it when I come out and win it! You two better sleep with one eye open cause Im gunna take every advantage I get! Its like a running race im ready and Im about to get set! They gunna shoot the gun and its time to start..Jerichos gunna be cryin when he loses his title..he'll suffer from a broken heart! I see that your scared Jericho..I see it in your eyes! Your eyes are as wide as Torrie Wilsons legs in the skys. You and torrie have alot in commen cause somethings are always open. her legs and your face will soon be busted open! Jerichos a man whore..hes almost as bad as Torrie...I mean Torries so desprate she sleeps wid men over fourty! She sleeps with Vince McMahon dog you know that she has! Dont deny it Torrie..We all know that hes put it up your ass..I think its kinda funny..but you just wanna get a raise..Im sure he gotta raise then he put it in jerichos face! Yo whateva dog this interviews over I aint got time for this shit. Im gunna kick you two asses and then put it in Torries kit...Word Life!
Cena walks away from the interviewer as the interviewer has a stange look on his face as the scene fades out...
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