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Jason Lee Is Greatness

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Jason Lee Is Greatness

Jason Lee Is Greatness

A.S.A.P
Amazing.Sexy.Athletic.Perfection

04/00/00

Kid 2 Extreme
Josh Lokamp

-Adrenaline Main Event-
V.S Josh Lokamp

|~!~!Im Unbeatable!~!~|


~ Impact is finally over after Jason Lee did what he said he would do and that is beat out fourteen other superstars to win the X Cup Battle Royal to become the number one contender for the X Championship. The scene opens up outside of the Mcmorran Place in Port Huron, MN. The fans are seen piling out of the arena. Fans are screaming and cheering as they leave out. Just then through the crowd, Jason Lee is spotted heading for his limousine. The people around him begin shouting out "You suck" and other things, But Jason just ignores them and continues to head for his limousine. He looks over and then spots a fan with a Josh Lokamp T Shirt on. He slowly walks over to him. ~

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"Hmmm, What do we have here? A Josh Lokamp fan huh? How in the hell do you actually like that guy? He's nothing but a scum bag who has no buisness in the WWCF! He doesn't have any wrestling skills...He isn't in good shape like me...What do you see in him?"

Fan:

"Um..."

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"SHUT UP! I didn't tell you to answer me! You speak when i tell you too you got it?! Like i was saying...Josh Lokamp is a fluke. He's not a real wrestler...He's just a waste of space here...Now Jason Lee...Thats a GREAT WRESTLER! Did you see me in that ring tonight? Jason Lee totally dominated fourteen other men in that ring! And i did it with ease! I didn't even break a sweat and do you know why? Because Jason Lee Is GREATNESS! Can Josh Lokamp defeat that many people by himself? I DON'T THINK SO! He can't even defeat Brent Daley one on one! He's so pathetic! Why are you wearing his T Shirt? Why are you representing for a man that has no skill what so ever? Now you want a talented mans Shirt...A Shirt that actually sells...You need to get a Jason Lee shirt! Now that would be GREAT!"

Fan:

"Um, Are you done? YOU SUCK! Josh Lokamp is gonna kick your ass Thursday night on Adrenaline!"

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"Ha ha ha...That was a bad joke, right? Josh Lokamp kick Jason Lee's ass? I don't see that happening any time soon! Kid 2 Boring thought he had a chance in that Battle Royal but i through is ass over that top rope so quick it made his head spin!"

Fan:

"Please, YOUR GARBAGE! You won that match by ALL LUCK!"

~ Jason Lee nails the fan with a hard forearm to the side of his face sending him crashing to the crowd! Jason then pulls the fans limp body up as the people gather around and watch on. Jason rips the Josh Lokamp T Shirt off and throws it on the ground. He then nails the fan with a hard right closed fist laying him out on the concrete. He walks over to the shirt and spits on it. He then walks off stepping on the shirt as he goes. ~

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"How's that for luck?!"

~ Just then Jason stops and right in front of him is Kid 2 Extreme, The man Jason Lee eliminated in the Battle Royal. ~

Kid 2 Extreme:

"HEY! Who do you think you are?! You may have eliminated me in that Battle Royal, But I WILL NOT let you beat on an inocent fan like that!"

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"What the hell are you in my buisness for?! I finished your lousy ass off in that Battle Royal! Get the hell out of my face before i do you just like im gonna do that poor son of a bitch, Josh Lokamp!"

Kid 2 Extreme:

"You might have beat me out in that match, But you through me out FROM BEHIND!!! You couldn't do it like a man, Face to face...you gotta sneak up behind me like a little pussy! I told you you don't count as a man! And you actually belive your gonna beat Josh Lokamp?"

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!! Just because you wasn't smart enough to watch out for yourself at all times doesn't make me a "Pussy"! It makes me BRILLIANT!! Your ignorant ass should learn how to wrestle...Then maybe we can.."

~ Kid 2 Extreme swings at Jason but he ducks under it. Jason Lee then turns around and trys to return a punch but out of no where the WWCF officials break everything up. Jason Lee tries to fight through them as does Kid 2 Extreme, But neither can get through. They continue screaming and shouting at one another untill Jason Lee finally just gets into his limo as is skids off. Kid 2 Extreme also gets into his limousine and leaves. ~

~!Scene Ends!


~

~ The scene opens up once again with the view inside of Jason Lee's limousine as he then gets a call on his Cell Phone from The Coporate Champion, Dave Hunter."

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"Hello?!..."

+THE Walking LegendDave Hunter:

"Whats up m..."

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"Man can you believe what just happend?!...Im standing here having a nice conversation with a WWCF fan and this Kid 2 Extreme wants to come in and talk to me like im crap! Doesn't he know when to step out of the spotlight?! He had his two minutes of fame when he was in the ring with me! I tossed his ass out, Now it's OVER! But no...He wants to keep sticking his big nose in buisness that he doesn't belong in! Im telling the fan about how im gonna kick the living shit out of Josh Lokamp Thursday Night and he decides he wants to..."

+THE Walking LegendDave Hunter:

"Calm down, man. You know the Coporate Coalition can take care of that problem in a second..."

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"NO! Im gonna finish this bastard off once and for all! Im gonna get him when he least expects it! Im not even supposed to be on this subject!!! Josh Lokamp is my focus, But Kid 2 Extreme..URGH!!! I hate that son of a bitch! He is gonna DIE! When i beat his sorry little ass one last time...He'll know not to mess with Greatness!"

~ Jason slams the phone shut and throws it down. The limousine comes to a stop at a local Bar. Jason Lee gets out of the vehicle and walks into the bar. He walks around as everybody stares at him..."

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"Thats Right damnit! Im Jason Lee...GREATNESS in the flesh! You can all stop staring now!"

~ Jason walks to a stool and sits down. A man walks over and sits beside him. ~

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"Who are you? What the hell do you want?! Nows not the time!"

Man:

"My name is steve...Don't worry im on your side. I know your Greatness, Perfection and everything else."

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"FINALLY! Someone that realizes greatness when they see it! Most of these other idiot in here wouldn't know greatness if it came up and bit them in the ass."

Steve:

"Yeah, About your match on Adrenaline..."

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"What about it?!...Yes Jason Lee is gonna walk down that ramp. He's gonna climb between them ropes...And he's gonna dismatle that lousy excuse of a wrestler..Josh Lokamp! He's talking bout tearin me limb from limb, But how is he gonna do that when he won't have no limbs in the first place! Like i said when i was standing in the middle of the ring...Jason Lee can beat Josh Lokamp EASILY! No doubt about it! No matter what keeps getting in my way! I proved myself by becoming the number one contender for the X Championship! He better respect me! I'll fold his ass up like a suitcase!"

Steve:

"I know it. Your the greatest wrestler to ever step foot in a wrestling ring!"

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"Jason Lee knows this! Theres no reason to tell me that! Theres no need to tell me known facts. Thats known by every WWCF fan in the world...Even if your not a wrestling fan you know that Jason Lee is the greatest EVER and Josh Lokamp is gonna get his ass beat by ME! I don't care what any other superstar in the WWCF thinks about me...They can think i suck...They can think im boring...They can think i am..Whatever..It doesn't matter to me, Because when i step into that ring..I show that i DESERVE to hold the GOLD! The Coporate Coalition didn't just choose Jason Lee for his looks...Even though that would aslo make sense...They chose him, Because no other superstar could match up to my talent!"

~ The guy slowly moves off his seat and walks away, Because Jason is talking too much. ~

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"Hey! Come back here...I wasn't finished!"

~ Jason Lee stands up and looks around. Im not gonna waist my money in this dump! He then walks out and gets back into his limo as the driver takes off. ~

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"I can't belive i was gonna spend money there. The people are so rude! When Jason Lee is speaking you don't just get up and walk away! You sit there and listen to every single word i have to say!"

~ ~!Scene Fades!~

~ The scene opnes back up once again and Jason Lee is still riding in the limousine talking to himself. ~

+Greatness+Jason Lee:

"I Can't wait untill Adrenaline! That bastard is gonna feel the same feeling that every other person has felt after having a match with me...He's gonna feel empty inside! Im too good for him! After just four matches in the WWCF im in the Main Event! The Main Event!!...Your the best Jason!"

~ The limousine is passing back by the arena when Jason thinks to himself...He then has the limo driver go back to the arena. Jason hops out of the limo and goes inside the arena... ~

~!Scene Fades one last time!~

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