JR: Hello Ladies and Gentleman and welcome to WWE RAW right here in Madison Square Garden! I'm Jim Ross alongside the street thug from Brooklyn, Tazz! What an arena to get World Wrestling Entertainment up and running. The home of Joe Frasier Vs Mohammed Ali!
**Glash Shatters**
Tazz: Listen to this !
JR: The crowd in the Big Apple are on their feet for Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Co-Owner of the WWE!
Tazz: Any time soon I will be throwing beer over to him ! Just Watch !
JR: Stone Cold is loved by all these fans. He has had many great matches in the Garden.
Stone Cold: Ok, I am going to get right down to the point. Tonight is gonna be special. Tonight has to be special. This is the first show, this is Madison Square Garden! So tonight, there will be a World Title match. It's gonna be Fatal 4 Way. It's gonna be No DQ!
Stone Cold: The competitors in the match will be ...
"I'M BACK"
JR: Well the cheers has turned to boos as the other Co-Owner of the company makes his way out. Eric Bischoff.
Tazz: Come on JR, get on your feet like me ! He is the greatest Owner of any company ever !
JR: Greatest owner? WcW are dead ! JUST SIT DOWN, TAZZ !
Tazz: How disrespectful.
JR: Haha, Austin is holding down the bottom rope for Bischoff ! Bischoff acts like a woman, so why not?
Tazz: How dare you?!
Tazz: Good job, Bisch. He just snatched the microphone away from Stone Cold.
Eric: Steve, you may be Co-Owner of the WWE, but you have to consult me over main event matters. I mean, come on, it's the first night and you want to announce and make the main event all by yourself? Stop being greedy and selfish ! I get my say in this aswell. First off, there will be a Tag Team Championship match tonight. The Dudley Boyz will be in action against 2 members of Evolution, Dave Batista and Randy Orton.
Eric: Ok Austin. You can make the main event, but...I am allowed to make the other matches. Fair? I thought so. There will be a US Title match tonight where Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner will compete against the five time, five time, five time, five time, five time WcW Champion, Booker T. Brock Lesnar will compete against Charlie Haas. There will be a 24-7 Hardcore Title Showdown. And of course, there will be a Hi-Lite Reel by Chris Jericho.
JR: WOW !
Tazz: Hardcore Showdown ! I can't wait !
'EVOLUTION'
JR: Wait a minute...
Tazz: Uh Oh, JR !
JR: The 3rd Generation athlete, Randy Orton, the big gun, Dave Batista, 16 time World Champion, Ric Flair and The Game Triple H.
Tazz: In other words..the best.
JR: They may well be...
JR: Evolution are now surrounding the squared-circle. What do they have in mind?
Tazz: I don't know, JR, but something smells..fishy.
HHH: Austin, seeing as you get to announce the main event tonight, then why don't you go ahead and put me in the 4 way dance because I'm ready to reclaim World Heavyweight gold.
Stone Cold: Firstly Triple H, you don't tell me what to do, secondly, yes you will be in the match tonight! And thirdly, your opponents are The Big Show, Chris Benoit and the Undertaker !
JR: WHAT A MATCH !
Tazz: Look at Triple H's face! He can't believe it !
JR: Batista now getting in Austin's face along with Orton. Guys, I wouldn't try it !
Tazz: Kick his ass!
JR: The good thing is, Bischoff can't do anything about the main event !
Eric: Okay Austin, but you be warned, if you're thinking that Triple H will not stand a chance then you have another thing coming !
Stone Cold: Oh...and Ric Flair cannot interfere!
JR: OH MY GOD !
Tazz: This is not fair !
***GLASS SHATTERS***
JR: Stone Cold having a nice refreshing beer as Evolution in shock !
Tazz: It's just not right, JR!
JR: And there is Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner ! He faces Booker T for the US Title...IT'S NEXT !
'Move to the music...'
