JR: Welcome everyone to the newest episode of JAM!!!!
JR:I am Jim Ross next to me is Jerry "the King" Lawler", tonight will be a barn burner, we have the contract signing for the Megaclash Main Event between the Rock and The Undertaker, For The WWO World title!!
King: That is right JR, does it seem like we have been off longer then a week to you?
JR: Why no king what ever do you mean?
::Over loudspeakers:: OH, OH, SHAWN I THINK I'M CUTE....
JR: Here comes the former WWO Champion and current board of directors member Shawn Michaels!
JR: Really Glad to see that he hasn't changed that much since returning.
King: maybe now we can all get more girls in the WWO! The only puppies we have now is Goldust!
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::Over Loudspeaker:: I'M JUST A SEXY BOY (SEXY BOY) I'M NOT YOUR BOY TOY (BOY TOY)
Shawn: You know it has been bothering me since I can't wrestle any more, what do I do to enforce laws. I need to bring someone in to do that
Shawn: So I got to thinking, during this big time contract signing later in the night, I might need to defend myself from some sort of attack or brawl...
Well I then went back into well and got myself a good friend to watch my back!
Hit his music!
::Over Loudspeakers--A heavy guitar/blues riff::
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JR:It's Kevin Nash King!
King:Whew I thought it was going to be Sid!
JR: Obviously, in that brief case must be the contracts for the Rock and Undertaker.
King: I never thought I would see these two in an Organization ring again
King: Wait a minute....This isn't looking too friendly.....
J.R: What do you mean King..The Two Dudes With Attitudes are together again!!!!
Kevin: Well Shawn, glad you called, I was sitting at home collecting dust. Now that I am back, your worries are over, we are going to totally right the wrongs and make sure things go off with out a hitch...
::Over Loudspeaker::IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME!!!...
HHH: Welcome back Kevin, and Shawn. It's nice to know you two have nice cushy jobs. So do your best buddy Triple H a favor, and forget about the Undertaker, and give me the World Title Shot At Megaclash
Trips, I can't do that....but I will tell you what I can do. At MegaClash 19, you will get a chance of a life time. You will battle Chris Jericho. For the number 1 contender ship
Well that isn't giving me a title shot. I want Rocky. I want to KILL Rocky...GIVE him to me or I will guarantee that I will not let friendship
stand in my way of being WWO Champ!
Jeez, don't be so uppity...to make it even I will make MYSELF guest Referee for you and Jericho!
JR: Well Triple H you got your wish sort of, your at the PPV, your just going against your partner in crime Jericho for the #1 contender ship! With your Ex Friend as guest referee!
King What a explosive return!!!
JR: Tell me something I don't know king!
King: I like to fill uncomfortable silenlences with unnecessary chatter...
JR: Ummmm???
J.R> But MegaClash not withstanding we have an action packed show tonight so lets get to our first match of the evening\
