STAND BACK! Theres a Hurricane BelowTHE BIO
Name:The Hurricane

Height:6 Foot

Weight:191 Pounds

Hometown:Raleigh, NC

Achievements:FU Member

Fight Record:0 Wins - 1 Loss

Fighters THE HURRICANE Union
THE ROLEPLAY
~Scene One~
Hurri-Heel Turn!

STAND BACK

THERES A HURRICANE COMIN' THROUGH

The Crowd Errupt in boos as The Hurricane comes out to the stage, wearing a pair of bone cargo pants and an Fighters United Shirt, which says Fighters United on the front and 'If you dont like us, F U!' on the back.

~Jim Ross~
Gawd King I cant believe this is happening, These 6 'Fighters' and John Carroll, all trying to kill wrestling.I mean look at this kid, Hurricane..he had a good future in wrestling..Adam Norton gave him an opportunity to be great, and The Hurricane just spat in Nortons face, Gawd King i dunno about you, but this kid has got some audacity coming out here.

~Action~
Hurricane Gets a microphone from Lillian Garcia outside and walks over to the announcers table.

~The Hurricane~
Jim Ross..Why do you say i shouldnt be permitted to come out here?

~Action~
No Response

~The Hurricane~
ANSWER ME YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!

~The King~
Uhh..

~The Hurricane~
WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU CROWN WEARING FREAK? YOU FUCKING PAEDOPHILIAC BASTARD, YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR TRYING TO GET WITH GIRLS A THIRD OF YOUR AGE.Now JR..Why do you think i spat in Nortons face?

~Jim Ross~
W..We..Well wha what did Norton and the WWFX and Pro-Wrestling do to you?

~The Hurricane~
I dunno JR, what did that poor cow do to you so you could kill that for your own survival?

~The King~
I gotta be straight with ya JR, hes a bastard, but hes funny!

~Jim Ross~
Shut up King for once in your life.Well i was Hungry, thats why i ate that cow, and if i didnt, i could of starved.

~The Hurricane~
See JR? I did this out of survival too.I was getting nowhere as a lovable superhero.Sure i was everyones favourite, but the fans..AND YOU BETTER HERE THIS..I dont give two Fucks what they think, alright?

~Action~
The fans booing get louder, and a couple of people chuck empty food wrappers at The Hurricane.Hurricane gets in the ring.

~The Hurricane~
Christ you people really, REALLY piss me off. *Fans Boo their loudest* I mean hell i lost to X-Pac, thats hitting a lowest of lows.Oh by the way X-Prick ill get you back next Monday.I decided, that wrestling wasnt my thing anymore.I handed my resignation papers to John Carroll after Adam Norton left,and guess what? he told me about his brilliant plan, FU.He said if i didnt like it, hell sign the release papers, and i was free to go. However, i decided, that with my Shining Wizard and other kicks, i might just hang around.Now i dont know why you morons out there, hate that. *Fans Boo* Why the fuck are you booing me? i didnt do anything to you, you know what? as they say where i come from, FU!*Fans Boo their loudest*

~Jim Ross~
I cant believe that i used to like this guy

~The Hurricane~
Oh cut the crap people, you think booing me will solve anything? *Fans Start the Asshole Chant* I might be an asshole, but just think. Its the fat ugly pieces of crap like you in the crowd, that are the ones who will be cleaning my asshole pretty soon. See you mustnt have liked me to start with, because im doing the right thing for myself here. Anyway, im sick of you pieces of shit im not even gonna waste my time talking to you all. HIT MY MUSIC!

~Jim Ross~
That Arrogant son of a gun..he only came out here to abuse the fans

~Action~
The Hurricanes music plays as he walks out of the ring and up the ramp, giving people the finger and swearing at them. He goes behind the curtain to be cornered by Terri the Interviewer.

~The Hurricane~
Ohh Hurricane, why did you join Fighters United? is that what youve got to say to me you little blond slut? get outta my way before you get hurt.

~Action~
The Hurricane pushes Terri aside as he walks to the door of John Carrolls office.He knocks at the door

~John Carroll~
Unless your FU Fuck Off

~The Hurricane~
John its me, Hurricane

~John Carroll~
Helms! come in man, take a fuckin' seat.

~Action~
John is watching the footage of last nights Raw.He pauses it as Everyone except him and The Rock start to walk down to the ring.

~The Hurricane~
Hey man, how many times have you watched that today?

~John Carroll~
6..You?

~The Hurricane~
Four

~John Carroll~
Haha good.You wanna fuckin' beer? what did you need to see me for?

~The Hurricane~
Yeh ill have a beer

~John Carroll~
What do you want?

~The Hurricane~
Dont particularly care man, anything its all free, its all good.

~John Carroll~
Haha i like your fuckin' honesty.The beers in the fridge

~The Hurricane~
You want one?

~John Carroll~
Yeh a Budweiser will do.

~Action~
Hurricane gets up and gets the two beers from the fridge.He sits back down.

~John Carroll~
Thanks.So how can i help ya?

~The Hurricane~
How the fuck do i deal with these damn people? ive had them up in my face all day tellin me im a bastard for selling out.

~John Carroll~
Yeh well you are a bastard.But i like Bastards.The people will just have to deal that the Hurricane is now a Hurri-Bastard.Thats all.Dont worry the fans mean fuck all.theyll go away when some other controversy comes up.

~The Hurricane~
Thanks John.

~John Carroll~
Anyway you got fucking X-Pac and that thing..Jeff Hardy..the peroxide machine.Hows my FU Kick Specialist gonna defeat these 2 motherfuckers?

~The Hurricane~
Pretty simple John.I am better than X-Pac, i proved that last week i got screwed outta that match.You know that, becuase you put me back in with a chance, which i deserved.You know what who does Jeff Hardy think he is? he said i wasnt gonna be a challenge.I can understand X-Pac, but trust me, John, Jeff Hardy has another thing comin' if he thinks im not a threat.Jon, theres one thing Jeff Hardy needs to learn, its that in the Cruiserweight Division, Im the man there.No one opposes me, no one matches up to me.I mean you got that Mexican Dwarf Burrito Eating Rey Mysterio, Mr 'Gimmicks dont have use-by Dates' X-Pac, Jeff Hardy, who has a question mark on both his natural hair colour and sexuality.How can i not be the cruiserweight champion? theres no one and i mean NO ONE John, that can possibly beat me.Anyway man, i gotta get going, i gotta meet an old friend, ill see ya later.

~John Carroll~
Ahh okay, take care man.Dont worry about them Ass-Fuckers who call themselves fans. Worry about number one and FU thats all you need worry about.Now go deal with some fuckin' fans.

~The Hurricane~
Okay thanks John, see ya later.

~Action~
Hurricane steps out of the room and down a corridor.

Fin