He comes down to the ring and gets in it. He uses the mic as the fans fall silent.
|| Mat Fryer ||
You here in attendance and the people watching all around the world dont know how proud i am to be standing in this very ring, with this very show, Warzone, about to kick off with a World Title Tournament ending at the Pay-per-View
The Crowd roar
|| Mat Fryer ||
So without further ado, lets bring out my Senior Vice President, Mr. Stephen Carroll!
'The Shining' by The Misfits hits and Carroll makes his way to the ring, dressed in a suit much the same as Fryer.
He gets in the ring and gets a mic off the Ring Announcer.
|| Stephen Carroll ||
Your Fuckin' Right were proud Matty! This show tonight shows that we are going places. Soon enough, in about another 3 weeks, We will have a Pay-Per-View, which we will name at the End of Tonights show. And, me being the main wrestling brains of this company, let me bring to you, our commentators for all the UWF Shows, Jim Ross and Jerry The King Lawler!!
The Oklahoma Sooners' theme hits and good old JR, Jim Ross, comes out to a standing ovation. He walks down the ramp over to the commentators position, which is right next to the ring. Royal type music plays and Jerry the King walks out behind JR, and takes his seat.
|| Mat Fryer ||
And also, we thought we would bring a Commissioner to the UWF, because three brains are better than two. So please welcome, Ryan Freeman
'Im Back' hits as Ryan Freeman comes out with a microphone
|| Ryan Freeman ||
I got nothing to say but lets get the show on the road!
The three men make their way backstage, and 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool hits and Damon comes out.
Damon v Hitman
|| Ring Annoncer ||
Our First match is scheduled for one fall, and a quarter final in the UWF World Title Tournament.First, coming down the aisle, standing at 6 Foot 10 weighing 305 pounds, Damon!
Damon gets into the ring as Blood in My Eyes by Disturbed hits and Hitman comes out
|| Ring Annoncer ||
And his opponent, standing 6 Foot 2 Inches, weighing 250 pounds, Hitman!
The two men start to size eachother up, as the crowd start to chant each wrestlers name.Damon and Hitman lock horns and Damon throws Hitman down to the mat to start the match.Hitman recovers and sends Damon into the ropes, and goes for a dropkick.Hitman nails Damon with the Dropkick, which doesnt knock the 7 Footer down. Hitman goes for a vertical suplex, but Damon reverses it into the Northen Lights Suplex. He stays in the position as the referee counts 1..2..Hitman gets the shoulder up.Damon gets up and nails Hitman with some right hands and kicks to the midsection. He sends Hitman into the ropes and delivers a clothesline which sends Hitman to the outside. The ref starts the count as Damon gets out to send out more punishment to Hitman. (1..) Damon throws the hitman into the steel steps outside (2..) Hitman recovers and punches Damon a few times, knocking him to the ground (3..) Hitman grabs Kanes legs and slingshots him into the steel ring post! (4..) Hitman jumps up onto the barrier between himself and the fans (5..) He goes for the diving elbow drop, but Damon is able to roll out of harms way and Hitman misses.(6..) Both men are still down and its a race against time to get back into the ring (7..) Damon gets up and throws hitman into the steel ring post (8..) Damon throws Hitman into the ring and gets in to break the count at 8 Damon hits a huge backdrop on Hitman. As Hitman tries to get up, Damon tightens the glove on his right hand. He raises the glove in the air, signalling the Dare-Damon, and the crowd start to cheer as Damon moves in for the kill. He grabs Hitman by the throat and lifts him up, and slams him back down to the mat. The verocity of the Chokeslam sends a tremor through the ring and the referee Charles Goodwin falls over, and grabs his ankle, which looks to be sprained or Broken.Suddenly, The Latin Assasin appears from under the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope and nails Damon with a low blow! with the the monster down, the Hitman recovers and he delivers the headshot to Damon! Hitman covers Damon as the ref recovers to count 1..2..3! Thats the match! Hitman progresses to the next round.
|| Ring Annoncer ||
Your Winner, Hitman!
|| Jim Ross ||
I cant believe that! Hitman has defied the odds, and beat this Bohemoth Damon!
|| Jerry Lawler ||
Well with a bit of help from Diego Riviera.
|| Jim Ross ||
True, but a win all the same. Weve just had word that Terri Runnels is backstage standing by with the Latin Assassin
Segment:The Latin Assassin Strikes
Terri Runnels is standing next to the Latin Assassin Diego Riviera
|| Terri Runnels ||
Well, Diego, that was some impact you made on the 7 Footer Damon. Why did you attack such a big target?
|| Diego Riviera ||
Thank you Terri, but, its quite simple Really. All i did was go after the biggest and the baddest that this federation had to offer. My friend Hitman finished him off though, so i cant take all the credit.
|| Terri Runnels ||
So this is some sort of partnership forming?
|| Diego Riviera ||
Nope, just two guys on the same page for about 10 minutes, this is all about me and Damon. And next week, i already went and asked The Boss, its me and Damon, one on one, and the Latin Assassin will strike again!
|| Terri Runnels ||
Thank you for that Diego. Back to you in the ring.
Kid Kaos v Eric Von Maksim
'A Bruise Upon The Silent Moon' by Cradle of of Filth hits as Eric Von Maksim makes his way out to the ring.
|| Ring Annoncer ||
Our Next match is scheduled for one fall and is another quarter final of the UWF World Title Tournament.Coming down the aisle, standing at 6 Foot 3, weighing 225 Pounds, Eric Von Maksim!.
Eric Von Maksim gets into the ring and waits for his opponent. 'Why' by Da Band hits, and Kid Kaos runs out on to the stage and down to the ring.He runs and slides into the ring under the bottom rope and Eric Von Maksim goes straight to work, stomping Kid Kaos.Eric Von Maksim throws Kid Kaos into the ropes and clotheslines him to the ground. Eric Von Maksim grabs Kid Kaos and throws him into the ropes again. Eric Von Maksim bends down for the Back Body Drop, but Kaos has it scouted and Eric Von Maksim gets a knee in the head. Kaos goes up to the top rope and hits a moonsault!. He covers Eric Von Maksim and the ref counts 1..2..Eric Von Maksim kicks out. Kid Kaos pulls Eric Von Maksim by his hair upto is feet. Kaos punches Eric Von Maksim a few times and irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Kaos runs to deliver a shoulder tackle, but Eric Von Maksim moves and Kaos headbuts the ringpost.
|| Jerry Lawler ||
'The K-I-D' is O-U-T C-O-L-D.
Eric Von Maksim picks up the prone body of Kid Kaos, and throws 2 kicks to the midsection of Kaos. Eric Von Maksim then hits a DDT on Kaos. Eric Von Maksim goes for the pin, 1..2..Somehow, Kid Kaos gets his shoulder up. Eric Von Maksim goes for a suplex, but Kid Kaos Falls on his feet behind Eric Von Maksim. Kaos grabs Eric Von Maksim and locks him in a reverse front face lock. He goes for the Kaotic Krusha, and nails Eric Von Maksim! he goes for the cover, 1..2..Eric Von Maksim kicks out! Kaos is infuriated! he goes outside and gets a steel chair. He comes back inside but the ref blocks him. Eric Von Maksim recovers, and superkicks the chair into Kid Kaos's face. He goes up to the top rope and hits the Demonic Ritual! Eric Von Maksim covers Kid Kaos and the referee counts 1..2..3!! Eric von Maksim is into the second round to face Hitman!
|| Jim Ross ||
Kid Kaos needed to be more experienced, hes got a temper on him, and he cant control it, thats gonna be a problem.
|| Jerry Lawler ||
And the fact that hes seeing double after headbutting the steel ringpost isnt going to help him either.
|| Jim Ross ||
Well after the break weve got another match, Sugar Simon Frazer taking on Kaine.
|| Commericial Break ||
M&M's
UWF SmackDown!:Here Comes the Pain
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UWF Ruthless Agression Australian Tour, Coming in December
Kid Kaos v Eric Von Maksim
'Sugar' hits as Sugar Simon Frazer makes his way out to the ring.
|| Ring Annoncer ||
Our Next match is scheduled for one fall and is another quarter final of the UWF World Title Tournament.Coming down the aisle, standing at 6 Foot 2, weighing 250 Pounds, Sugar Simon Frazer!.
Sugar Simon Frazer gets into the ring and waits for his opponent. 'Feuer Frei' by Rammstein hits, and Kaine walks out on to the stage and down to the ring.
|| Ring Annoncer ||
And his opponent, standing 5 foot 7 inches, weighing 178 pounds, Kaine! Kaine slides into the ring and stands up just as Frazer is about to stomp him. The two stare eachother down, until Frazer attacks Kaine with a kick to the midsection. He goes to end things early with a powerbomb but Kaine reverses it into a Hurricanrana. He holds Frazers legs for a pin, 1..2..Frazer kicks out easily. Frazer runs at Kaine and Kaine counters with a hip toss, and another, and another. Frazer slides out of the ring, and circles the ring, getting a breather. Kaine runs and goes to attack Frazer with an Asai Moonsault, but misses and lands hardly on the floor outside as the ref starts the 10 count
|| Jim Ross ||
Thats gonna hurt tomorrow morning
|| Jerry Lawler ||
Damn right JR
The ref is at 8 when Frazer Throws Kaine back into the ring. Frazer throws Kaine into the ropes,and as goes for the clothesline Kaine ducks and Frazer hits the ref by accident! As soon as the ref falls down Pitch Black comes down to the ring! he goes for his finisher, The Blackout, which is a superkick, but misses and hits Kaine! Frazer hits the Sweet as Sugar on Pitch Black, then places Pitch Black on top of Kaine, and goes up for the Shooting Star Press! He nails both men! He rolls Pitch Black out of the ring and covers Kaine as the referee recovers! 1..2..3!! Frazer wins the match! Instead of celebrating, he goes outside and gets a ladder and a Table. He puts Pitch Black on the table and sets the ladder up in the ring! He climbs the ladder and hits the Shooting Star Press onto Pitch Black through the table! EMTs come out to cart Pitch Black to the hospital, as Frazer celebrates
|| Ring Annoncer ||
Here is your winner, Sugar Simon Frazer!
|| Jerry Lawler ||
Well JR, theres one thing i learned today
|| Jim Ross ||
Whats that King?
|| Jerry Lawler ||
Not to fuck with Sugar Simon Frazer
|| Jim Ross ||
Im with you on that King.Well next is a match ive been looking forward to, Alex Wilkins takes on the American Hero, Shawn Sullivan.
Segment:Pre Match Thoughts
The Camera focuses in on Alex Wilkins, who sits in a dark corner of the locker room, isolated from the rest of the superstars.
|| Alex Wilkins ||
How much can you lose before you have nothing ? How much can you burn before you feel nothing ? How long do you have to suffer before it all ends ? Sometimes , before my life was ripped to shreds , i'd sit in the dark and hope against hope for a divine life-force to come and sweep me away. I didn't deserve that pain. I didn't deserve that feeling of unwanted emotion. I was so full of life.. so full of heart.. but nobody cared. Nobody listened. I cried alone.. everytime. The people of earth face death with ignorance every single day of thier lives. You don't understand what it is to stand at the edge of sanity and not want to go backwards. You don't know what it is to feel absolute desolation.. and if you do you're demented , twisted and vile beings for making me go through it too. Thier is no excuse for what the Human Race as a collective has done to me. You all pointed to the door when i was on my knees and begging for help. And now you want me to bow down and obey your every whim ? You're plagued by your own truth, all of you except for one, Shawn Sullivan. Shawn, you are plagued by the Voodoo Child, Alex Wilkins. You, my friend, will suffer as i have before, you will lose everything, you will feel what its like to have your life ripped to shreds, and your going to feel it right now.
Alex Leaves his corner and starts heading to the ring.
Wilkins walks to the ropes and taunts Sullivan, who is still just outside the ring. Sullivan just smiles and bows to the audience. Wilkins bends over the ropes, and grabs Sullivans's shoulders, lifting him up to the apron. He sets Sullivan on the apron, and reaches to grab him for a German over the ropes, but Sullivan kicks Wilkins in the stomach. He jumps to the second rope, and bounces with a flying DDT.Sullivan takes advantage of Wilkins being down, and focus' on his knees and shins, trying to wear the Englishman down. He repeatedly sends stomps and chops to his lower legs. Sullivan flips Wilkins over with a lot of effort, and goes for an ankle lock but Wilkins kicks Sullivan into the ropes, and sits up himself. As Sullivan bounces back towards Wilkins, Wilkins does a drop-toe hold, and sends Sullivan to the mat. Sullivan quickly gets back to his feet, as Wilkins is still struggling to stand. Sullivan taunts him, beckoning him to stand, and just as Wilkins stands, Sullivan Charges him and takes his feet out from under him with a kick to the back of the knee. Wilkins stands up gingerly, and Sullivan charges at him for a clothesline but Wilkins ducks it and pulls the ropes down, sending Sullivan outside. Wilkins Recovers while Sullivan is on the outside. Sullivan Manages to find a steel trash can lid under the mat, and Brings it inside with him. The ref tries to take it off him and does, throwing it on the ground. As soon as Sullivan is in range, Wilkins kicks him in the gut and delivers a spiked DDT on the Lid! He covers and the ref counts 1..2..3! Wilkins sets up a match with Sugar Simon Frazer!
|| Ring Annoncer ||
Here is your winner, Alex Wilkins!
|| Jim Ross ||
A hard fought victory for Alex Wilkins King
|| Jerry Lawler ||
Yeh JR, no picnic, but a very nice DDT to end it.
|| Jim Ross ||
Hang on King weve just got word theres some commotion in the back.
Segment:Who done it?
The camera in the back is focused on the two bloodied bodies of Joey Sanchez and Stevie T. A crowd of wrestlers circle around, eachother in as much shock as the other. EMTs come and attend to the two men, as the UWF goes to their final commerical break.
|| Commericial Break ||
M&M's
UWF SmackDown!:Here Comes the Pain
Coca-Cola
UWF Ruthless Agression Australian Tour, Coming in December
'Control' by Puddle of Mudd plays and the President of the UWF steps out out onto the stage with a microphone.
|| Mat Fryer ||
Well im hope your glad whoever did that, i know for a fact it wasnt Lasher or Psycore they were getting ready for their match, but all you have done his hurt your own chances at winning the World title and made two workers VERY Pissed off. Oh yeh, thats right, whoever wins tonights main event goes Straight to the Pay-Per-View, which has officially been named Collision! And if Sanchez and Stevie T find out who the fuck beat them up, any match they request WILL be accepted against their perpetrators! Now lets get on with the main event!
The President of the UWF Leaves and Lashers music hits.Lasher emerges from the back to a mixed reaction from the fans
|| Ring Annoncer ||
This is our main event, and this is a ticket to the Final Match of the UWF Title Tournament, as the winner will have a bye next week.Coming down the Aisle, standing 6 Feet and 4 Inches, weighing 240 Pounds, Lasher!
He poses on the ramp and then walks down to the ring and slides in. As he does, Psycores music hits, and Psycore makes his way out from the back.
|| Ring Annoncer ||
And his opponent, Psycore!
He too makes his way down to the ring. Soon after all of the taunts and poses, Lasher is stood face to face with Pyscore. The bell rings, but Lasher and Psycore both just stare a hole through each other. Psycore turns away, Lasher stands there. Suddenly, Psycore turns around and decks Lasher with a right hand to the face. Lasher staggers backwards. Psycore grabs him and sends him into the ropes with an irish whip. Lasher runs back at Psycore and gets a vicious clothesline to the throat. Psycore falls onto his knees and starts to choke out Lasher with a Tazzmission type manouvre. Lasher manages to get his foot on the rope, forcing Psycore to release the choke. Lasher gets up, only to be met with a kick to the gut. Psycore looks for the powerbomb and puts Lasher's head between his legs, but Lasher pushes him away. Psycore runs back at Lasher and gets a huge side kick to the face! Psycore slowly climbs on all fours. Lasher kicks him in the gut, making Psycore double over. He then backs off into the ropes, taunts he then runs back at Psycore and goes for the Meltdown, but Psycore low blows him, and Hits the Pyscho-Bomb! Pyscore goes for the pin but Lasher is able to grab the ropes, kicking out of Psycores pin. Psycore doesnt see it and turns and starts to complain to the referee. Psycore turns back around, Lasher kicks him..Meltdown! Lasher goes for the cover on Psycore, 1..2..Psycore just kicks out! Lasher lifts Psycore up, he kicks him in the gut and hits the Meltdown on Psycore for the second time! Lasher goes for the cover, ...1...2...3!! Lasher has won and goes through to Collision to Face 2 other guys for the UWF World Title!
|| Ring Annoncer ||
Your Winner, and Through to Collision, Lasher!