(Fireworks egnite the Spokane Arena, as the tenacious crowd waves their signs for their chance to be seen for a split second on H.W.A.'s Monday Night Glory. Announcers Quinton Bunk and Kristine Woolard stand in the center of the centre of the ring along side referee Danny Mustaine by their side, ready to begin the first match of the night. The camera sings throughout the arena before panning over to the commentary table.)

"Old School" Eric Bills: Welcome ladies and gentalmen to Monday Night Glory!!! We come to you LIVE from ESPN and Sportsnet here in the The Event Center at The Silver Nugget of Las Vegas, Nevada!!!Folks, My name's "Old School" Eric Bills--

Clayton "The Veteran" Lynch": With ME! Clayton "The Veteran, If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. " Lynch!

"Old School" Eric Bills: Well thanks for the waning Clayton! Folks, we've got a great show for you tonight!

Clayton "The Veteran" Lynch: I can't argue with that Billy, cause tonight we have the team of Donn Manes and DreamMaker taking on Nick Sharpe and Mack McMichaels in the first round match of the tag tournament set up by Deadman last week.... For the HWA or should I say.... NEW Tag Team Championships!

"Old School" Eric Bills: That's right, Clayton. Of course the semi finals and the finals will be determined at Seventh Circle of Hell LIVE on Pay Per View in only a couple weeks away. The main event on that night will compete in a Seventh Circle of Hell Deathmatch, whatever the stipulation of this match may be..... We don't know. It WILL be dangerous we can tell you that much. But tonight we also have the East Coast Wrecking Crew in the main event going head to head with Kemono and.....

Clayton "The Veteran" Lynch: The Joker!

"Old School" Eric Bills: I don't know if this is some kind of a joke or a request from Kemono himself, but whatever the case may be, we should be in for a treat.

Clayton "The Veteran" Lynch: Or a trick!

"Old School" Eric Bills: Huh?

Clayton "The Veteran" Lynch: A trick -or-treat! Get it?? Ha ha!

"Old School" Eric Bills: You're too much....

Clayton "The Veteran" Lynch: You're too kind.

"Old School" Eric Bills: And this isn't even October.

Clayton "The Veteran" Lynch: But it's always Halloween when Kemono's on the card!

"Old School" Eric Bills: Well let's put the camera on Kristine Woolard and the Bunk to start the first match-up!

Bunk: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 250 lbs, the HWA National Champion, Mack McMichaels!!!

(The lights go out and the crowd falls silent. A huge blast of bright white pyros by the entrance stage goes off, lighting up the arena by itself for a moment. A Metal Guitar rift begins to blare slowly as Tealish and white lights surround the the entrenceway... )

"Hey You....." "Big Star..." "Tell Me...." "When its OVER....."

(The crowd stands on their feet and gives a mixed reaction of cheers and boos, as they recognize the music.)

-Mack McMichaels Logo lights up the Glory TRON-

"Hey You...."

"Big Mood...."

"Guide Me...."

"To SHELTER...."

(The words "American Icon" appear on the HWA-Tron and Mack McMichael's entrance video plays.)

"'Cause I'm Through..."

"When The Two...."

"Hits the Six...."

"And it's Summer...."

"Cloud..."

(The Song picks up greatly in Volumne and Speed...)

"COME!!! SHOVE IT!! SHOVE IT!! SHOVE IT!!!"

(Mack trots out from the back...)

"SHOVE!!! SHOVE IT!! SHOVE IT!! SHOVE IT!!"

(The Teal and red stobes hit Mack, as he begins to move with the flow of the music.)

"THE SUN!!! SHOVE IT!! SHOVE IT!! SHOVE IT!!"

(Mack Continues his body movement to the music.)

"ASIDE!!! SHOVE IT ASIDE"

"I Think God Is moving Its Tongue..."

"Theres no crowds in the street..."

"And No Sun..."

"in my own summer.."

(Mack begin his walk to the ring.. He walks slowly to the ring showboating all the way down there.)

"The Shade...."

"Is a tool...."

"A Device..."

"A Savior..."

"See I Try..."

"To Look Up..."

"To The Sky...."

"But My Eyes Burn...."

(Mack enters the ring as "My Own Summer (Shove It)" by The Deftones goes quiet and all the lights come back on. Mack is standing in the ring awaiting the start of this matchup.)

Bunk: And his partner, weighing in at 238 lbs, Nick Sharpe!!!

("Deaf Forever" by Motsÿrhead starts playing over the PA system, and from behind the curtain walks Nick Sharpe. He walks up to the ring, occasionally slapping a fan's hand. He walks up the ring steps, and does three shufling-type steps backwards on the ring apron before climbing through the ropes, and walking to his corner as his music dies off, and he awaits the beginning of the match.)

Bunk: And their opponents, weighing in with a combined weight of 454 lbs., the team of DreamMaker and Donn Manes!!

("Dream On" by Depeche Mode begins to play over the PA system as the lights dim. Midnight blue stars spin around the entrance way as a dark red moon appears at the curtain. DreamMaker, Donn Manes, Ms. Barker, Larry, and K Lub all step out from the curtain. DreamMaker is wearing a flashy vest, as the five of them come out, pyros goes off as they make their way down to the ring. DreamMaker slides under the ropes and spins around in the middle of the ring. Donn leaps up to the apron. He runs atop the turnbuckles and throws his arms out. Make takes off his vest as he hands it to Ms. Barker.)

(The bell rings. Donn and Mack are going at it as Make and Sharpe are exchanging blows. The ref tries to gain control of this match by putting Make and Sharpe to the outside. Make clotheslines Sharpe and catches the ref in the process, taking all three men to the outside!)

Eric: Look at that, at the opening bell too!

(Donn hits a scoop slam on Mack, then follows it up with a rear chin lock. Mack tries to reach the ropes and finally does, but the ref is not there to break the hold, so Donn continues to grind the lock in until Mack is forced to tap out, but still the ref isn't there to call anything! Donn picks Mack up and whips him into the ropes, but Mack comes back leaping up and catching Donn and bringing him down with a great tornado DDT.)

Clayton: Nice DDT by McMichaels!

(Meanwhile on the outside of the ring Sharpe smashes Make's head into the steel steps, and then gives him a backdrop. Sharpe then rolls Make into the ring, and then picks the ref up and rolls him in as well. As the ref comes to he sees only Sharpe standing on the outside and Mack covering Make and Donn Manes is nowhere in sight.)

Eric: Donn Manes is laid out on the outside, which you folks didn't get to see.

(The ref makes the count, 1...2... Make kicks out. As McMichaels is going to pick Make up, Make gives Mack a few elbows to the gut causing the crowd to cheer for him, then he takes off into the ropes and comes sprinting back going for a cross body block, but Mack counters with a dropkick in mid air taking Make down! Make gets up and is crawling to his corner, but Donn is still laid out. Mack tags Nick in and both men walk over and drag DreamMaker into the center of the ring and begin beating him down)

Clayton: Look at this two on one attack, where the heck is Donn Manes??

(Mack is forced to the outside as Nick picks Make up and gives him a hip toss and follows it up with an armbar. Make desperately tries to reach the ropes and gets there, breaking the hold. Sharpe gives Make a double axe handle smash to the back of the neck as he tries to get up. Just then Donn Manes slowly begins crawling up onto the ring apron. Sharpe pulls Make to his feet and calls for a piledriver. Make reverses it, giving Sharpe a back body drop and dives forward tagging in Donn.)

Clayton: Manes is on fire!

(Donn jumps into the ring and takes Sharpe down with a clothesline, and then he gives Mack who jumps into the ring another clothesline. Manes then spins around and gives Sharpe a spinning heel kick to the face! McMichaels jumps back up to his feet only to get clocked with another brutal clothesline from Donn. He then picks Sharpe up to his feet and lifts him up onto his shoulders. Donn then sets him up for Alecto's Revenge, but Sharpe reverses it and hits a brainbuster. Sharpe goes for the pin as Make goes for the save but Mack jumps on Make and begins punching him in the head. The ref makes the count, 1...2... Manes kicks out! The crowd begins to boo. Mack tosses Make over the top, and then runs up behind Donn and hits a dropkick to the back on Manes's head. Mack then rolls out of the ring. Sharpe then picks Manes up and hits the Sharper Image#2. He covers him. 1........2...........3! The bell rings.)

Bunk: The winners of the match, Mack McMichaels and Nick Sharpe!!!

Eric: What an intense tag team match up, and a well earned victory by Mack and Sharpe.

Clayton: Donn and Make gave it their all, but they came up short.

(The lights go out, classical music plays.)

"Old School" Eric Bills: Two weeks in a row now...

(The lights go back on and Sharpe and Mack are knocked out and covered in blood as Make and Manes are gone.)

Clayton "The Veteran" Lynch: And the bloodbath strikes again.

(After the opening match, we find Ronnie getting ready in the back)

Sherri: We're here with Ronnie Dreamer. Ronnie, could you share your thoughts on your match with Mandrake tonight?

RD: My thoughts....

I think that Mandrake's a fool if he thinks that he's gonna win tonight. I know that I'm gonna turn Mandrake's lights out tonight. And once I'm done with him, I am gonna find out who gave me that bloodbath last week, and beat his damn brains out. That's what I think Sherri. Now I gotta get ready, but I'll get at you later.

Sherri(giggling): That wraps it up here. Back to you Eric.

(The lights turn off, music starts up from the chorus of the song, the screen turns red and Brujah's Crucifix Cross symbol keeps on flashing on the screen and then a huge bang as Brujah starts walking down the ramp. He slides under the rope and starts crawling around the ring with a deep synical look on his face.)

(The images the United States at night over its major cities. Boston, Denver, Detroit, NYC, Washington D.C., Dallas, Chicago, St Louis and San Francisco. The light soulful piano melody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem continues to play as images of American citizens in happiness, in tears, and in protest begins to be shown and Jim Logan looking over the city of Dallas, watching the tragedies unfolding.)

(spoken)Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted-In One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? (spoken)

Yo, His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin

What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now

(Then it shows him suiting up in miltary gear, heading to fight the enemy. As Eminem gets into his deep rhyme, its show's Jim Logan in combat, fighting of the enemies.)

The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah! '
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity

Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked

He's so mad, but he won't give up that

Is he? No

He won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes

It don't matter, he's dope

He knows that, but he's broke

He's so stacked that he knows

When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's

Back to the lab again yo

This whole rap shit

He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The Bunk: JIIIIIIIIIM LOOOOOOOOOOGAN!!!!

Clayton: And here comes our second matchup of the night.

Eric: That's right. It'll be Brujah taking on Jim Logan.

( The bell sounds, signaling the beginning of what could possibly turn out to be a violent match-up. The two men hook up as Logan gets the upperhand. Logan pushes off his opponent as Brujah charges back. He breaks the grapple and Brujah scores a dropkick onto Logan. "Strike Eagle" swaggers backwards and onto the ropes. Brujah runs at Jim attempting a clothesline, but instead Logan backbody drops him onto the outside. The referee forces Logan to stay inside the ring, as he attempts to charge Brujah on the outside. During the distraction, Brujah slides into the ring behind the Logan. Quickly, Brujah spins Logan around, and catches him with an unsuspected DDT, followed by a pin attempt. The referee quickly gets into position, and only counts a two as the Logan kicks out. )

Eric: If Brujah keeps this up, he'll break his losing streak.

( Brujah questions the referee, by holding up three fingers, but continues to mount an offense on the Logan with numerous boots to the gut. Logan soon rolls out of reach, and gets to his feet. Brujah runs towards the standing Logan, but is hoisted over head in a gorilla press before he is slammed to the canvas. The crowd applauds Logan's display of strength. As Logan goes for the pin, still only a two for "Strike Eagle". Logan rolls out of the pin, and grabs a hold of Brujah's legs. He then hooks him in the Sharpshooter, as Brujah immediately begins shaking his head "no". He crawls over to the ropes, but can't seem to reach. Finally he receives a second wind and wraps his arms around the ropes. The referee starts another 5- count as Logan keeps the hold locked in for a few more seconds, before finally releasing it. Brujah hangs himself over the second rope as Logan bounces off the other side, and attempts to drop the leg across the back of his neck, but Brujah moves. Logan spends a few seconds holding his midsection before standing up, and running into a scissors kick by Brujah. The crowd "OH's" as the shot is heard all around the arena. Brujah goes for a quick cover, and gets a near-fall. )

Clayton: Another two for Brujah.

Eric: These two are really taking it to each other.

( Brujah lifts Logan back to his feet and attempts a piledriver, but "Strike Eagle" backbody drops him. Logan then goes off the ropes, attempting a clothesline, but Brujah snags his head into a sleeper. Logan's momentum slowly begins to fail, but he quickly runs Brujah into the turnbuckle, breaking the move. Logan continues his assault by spinning around giving Brujah a few lefts and rights. He then takes Brujah's head and throws it to the mat. He goes for the cover, but still only gets a two as Brujah kicks out. He lifts Brujah back to his feet and goes for a DDT. He executes it and goes for another pin. Brujah kicks out with Logan staying on him. He gives him a few stomps and lifts him by the hair. )

Eric: Logan showing some of his experience to Brujah.

( Both men again lock up as Logan gives Brujah a swift knee to the mid-section. Logan then seems to be setting Brujah up for a pump- handle slam, but Brujah quickly moves as he bounces off the ropes right into Logan. Logan braces as Brujah goes right back onto the mat. Logan smiles as Brujah tries again. He fails,but without falling. Logan taunts for a third time as Brujah bounces, but dropkicks instead of a shoulder block. Logan goes to the mat, but is right back up to one knee. With Logan still dazed, Brujah bounces off the ropes behind Logan and hits a bulldog. )

Clayton: Brujah is back in control now.

( Brujah picks "Strike Eagle" back up and executes a Neckbreaker. He goes for the pin, but it's still only a two.)

"Old School" Eric Bills: I wonder if the...

(The lights go out and classical music plays.)

Clayton "The Veteran" Lynch: And they didn't even wait for you to ask the question to answer you.

(The lights go back on and Logan is covered in blood and has a number two drawn on his back.)

"Old School" Eric Bills: Well that is odd, I wonder what that means!?

Clayton "The Veteran" Lynch: My only guess is that this match is a no-contest, and we need to take a break!

Bunk: Tonight we have a one fall match and this should be a classic upon the foundation of the HWA will be built!

(The lights of the arena dim as blue and green lights pulsate in the entryway. "Dream Song" by Ministry starts playing as the HWA-tron comes to life with images of desolation. A coastline battered by a hurricane...a burning landscape...a frozen, barren wasteland...and finally the scene of a massive sand dune. A figure comes over the top of the dune and continues down towards the camera. Before he reaches the bottom, though, a light from within pierces out and overtakes the entire screen. Mandrake steps out from behind the curtain and looks over the mass of people. He slowly walks down the ramp to the ring and climbs in between the ropes. Mandrake climbs up on a turnbuckle and surveys the crowd with his arms at his side, then hops down and waits. )

Clayton: This is the very impressive Mandrake who is 6'3 and weighs in at 217lbs. from Kill Devil Hills, NC!!!!!!!!!

Bunk: Now for his opponent!

(The arena goes dark, and a narrator starts speaking...)

The Franchise is here....and there's nothing you can do about it...

("Bloodline Anthem" by DMX starts playing, and the lights come on, and there is Ronnie Dreamer standing on the stage. The Glory-tron is showing his action shots and shots of him around Atlanta. He taks a couple of steps and puts his fist in the air, setting off fireworks from the stage. He then walks to the ring, and slides in, waiting for his opponent.)

Clayton: Let the match begin!

( Mandrake starts off the match running circles around Ronnie Dreamer frustrated him with an assortment of high flying technical moves...until Dreamer hits a Reverse Death Valley Driver. Mandrake lies motionless on the mat. Dreamer then trusts a throat punch into Mandrake's windpipe...as he gasps for air Dreamer locks on a choke hold)

Bunk: C'mon the guy is turning blue! We may need some CPR soon!

( Dreamer sets Mandrake up over near the ring post. He goes outside the ring and locks on The Hook(a figure 4 around the ringpost)...then breaks the move and goes in applies the STF)

Clayton: This a concerted attack on the legs of Mandrake!

Bunk: Can't breathe and can't walk...you can't win!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Mandrake struggles to his feet and Dreamer charges him with a Spear but leapfrog and he slams into the ringpost...he moved the ring a couple inches with that one...Mandrake jumps on his back and rolls up Dreamer...)

1...2...kick out!

(Mandrake ascends to the top turnbuckle and hits a missile dropkick...then back up the turnbuckles to the top rope...he reaches out for Dreamer who is struggling to his feet and grabs his head...swinging around...and Dreamer is planted)

Clayton: Oh my God The Omen!

1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bunk: Your winner is...Mandrake!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The lights go out and classical music plays.)

"Old School" Eric Bills:...how many times is this going to happen tonight?

(The lights come back on and both Mandrake and Dreamer are out and soaked in blood. But Mandrake has the number one smeared on his back.)

Clayton "The Veteran" Lynch: It appears that Mandrake is a marked man.... LITERALLY!!!

Ash: Hello every one, I'm Ash, co-owner of the HWA. I love Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. It's good wholesome fun for the whole family, so I urge you and every one you know to watch it.

Announcer: Adult Swim. Sunday through Thursday, from 11 to 2, on Cartoon Network.

Ash: *Shakes fist angrily* Watch it.....

(As his theme plays, Lord Agony methodically approaches the ring, eyeing his opponent as if they were some sort of sacrificial lamb. Once in the ring, he removes his cape, climbs the turnbuckles, and pumps his fists into the air.)

The Bunk: Introducing first from Parts Unknown, tipping the scales at an impressive 324 pounds...... LORD AAAAAAGONY!!!!!

(The lights go out in the arena, and when they come back on, a deep red spotlight shines up in the crowd where Bladerunner stands as he slowly makes his way down toward the ring. Then the entrance music slowly begins to fade in gettings louder and louder and when it reaches full volume he begins to make his way through the crowd as they slowly part to let him through. He slides through the bottom rope and climbs to the top turnbuckle where he sits and waits for the match to start as he stares blankly ahead.)

Kristine Woolard: And his opponent, from the Bronx. Weighing in at 235 pounds..... BLAAAAAAAAAADERUNNER!!!!!!

(Agony and Bladerunner beat the hell out of each other for a while. Agony took control for a while, just whipping Bladerunner around like a redheaded stepchild. However, Bladerunner rallied from behind to eek out a victory with a quick schoolboy for the 3 count victory.)

Bills: We're back, and there was one hell of a fight backstage during the commercial break!

Lynch: Fight? That was a mugging by a group of wrestlers who should be ashamed of themselves.

*the scene switches to moments ago, and we see Larry, K-Lub, and Larry backstage getting coffee, when suddenly, they are attacked by Nick Sharpe, and the ECWC! They are beaten down, and dragged out to the Arena's loading docks. Nick drags Ms. Barker over to a dumpster, and tosses her in, tying the lids shut, keeping her locked in with loads of reeking trash. Larry and K- Lub try to stop him, but are unmercilessly beaten down. Nick just laughs as they get the living crap kicked out of them*

Nick: You two little f*cks try to f*ck with everyone your team takes on. We're gonna show you exactally what we do to annoyances like you.

*Chaz picks up Larry, and sets him up for a powerbomb, but starts running, and throws him through the scurity room window, where he lands on the floor, bloody and unconscious. K-Lub starts trying to fight back, but Eric just kicks him right in the face, knocking him down to the concrete, also out cold.*

Eric: What do we do with him?

Nick: They love using tables so much. Let's put him through one.

*they drag K-Lub over to the loading dock, and Eric grabs a nearby table, and gets down to the bottom of the dock, and sets the table up. Nick hits a button beside the dock, making it rise up from it's normal position to a height up a little higher, making it an eight foot drop from the dock to the ground instead of a five foot drop. Chaz sets K-Lub up, and drops him straight down, through the table. You can see K- Lub's head bounce off the concrete as he goes through the table.*

Nick: Now that's how it's done.

*Nick and Chaz celebrate as Eric looks deep in thought. Suddenly, Eric just smiles big*

Eric: You know what?

Nick: No, Eric. You can't wrestle in a chicken suit.

Eric: No, not that. We should send those other two on a dumpster ride.

*Eric smiles up to the confused looking Chaz and Nick, whom after looking at each other, suddenly smile, thinking the same as Eric.*

Chaz: For once, you have a good idea.

*Nick and Chaz go back, and Nick unties one of the dumpster lids, and Ms. Barker pops out, and hits Nick with a cookie sheet. He shrugs it off, and as she's focused on him, Chaz slams the lid on her head, sending her back into the dumpster. Nick walks off, and reappears a few moments later, dragging Larry behind him. Chaz picks Larry up off the ground, and tosses him into the dumpster. Nick ties the lid closed again, and just smiles*

Nick: Let's give this big bitch a running start.

*Nick and Chaz get behind the dumpster, and start to push it. It takes a moment, but it begins to roll, and they put more effort into it. Finally, it starts speeding along. They start to approach the elevated dock, and push it up...*

Eric: Here we go...

*... they push it up the dock, and it goes over, falling straight down, landing right beside the still unconscious K-Lub*

Chaz: Hot damn.

Eric: I give the flight a 9, but the landing a 4.

Nick: Those bastards won't be interfering any time soon.

*As Nick and the ECWC smiles and walk off, the scene switches to the current time, and we see medical staff putting Ms Barker, K-Lub, and Larry on stretchers. Three Ambulances sitting outside the dock.*

Bills: What a horrific scene. Ms. Barker, as you can see, is bloody, and being loaded into an ambulance as we speak. The three are ok, just really badly injured.

Lynch: Sharpe and the Wrecking Crew had no right to do this.

*The camera shows the medics closing the back of the ambulance doors that Ms. Barker is in, and show it speeding off*

Bills: I have never seen carnage like this in my many years as an announcer.

(As the lights go out, the only glimpse of light is coming from lighters of the fans, the crowd awaits. The Ring illuminates with black lights. Fog slowly fills around the ring. A Rhyme by children slowly begins to be said over the PA system.)

"And out of the darkness the zombie did call. To Pain and Suffering came brought to them all. Away ran the children to hide in their beds. For fear that the devil will chop off their heads. Tehehahahahahaha"

....1...2... He's Coming For You

...3...4... He's Back For More

...5...6...Pain is a Sickness

...7...8...He Feed's on Hate

...9...10...It Will Never End...

("Drag You Down" by Finger Eleven begins to play, strobe lights begin to flicker along at the entrance way. He steps out on to the stage while the lights flash, then suddenly stop into Black lights. He stands there as blue flames shoot up all around him forming a wall of flames. As he makes his way threw the flames and down to the ring, he begins to walk down to the ring with black lights illuminating on him causing parts of him to glow while fog slowly rolls in. Now around the waist of Kemono is the HWA World Title. He looks up at the full crowd and points to the title. He makes his way down to the ring and takes a lap around the ring crawls up onto the apron and turns to face the crowd and raises his arms slowly and places his hands on his mask, unsnaps the latches and removes it and hands it to a ring side tender and discards the rest of his outfit and gets into the ring, he walks to the center, with his head down. He flicks his head back along with the braids. Kemono unsnaps the title belt and hands it to the official. He removes his shirt and is tossed refs shirt. He slowly puts it on and goes over and sits down in the corner.)

(The lights go out. "GET YOUR WICKED ON!!!!" is heard loudly over the PA as "Murder Rap" by ICP starts.)

[Violent J]

"When I sit there and right the shit for the mic I hold
I make sure my beats are loud, and bold, and cold
Violent J is the name that I go by
Wakin up with blood on my hands and I don't know
why You motherfuckers tryin to get in my path
Don't be surprised when you get a shotgun up your ass
Instigators, I got one for that ass too
I'm gonna hang you from a street light, mangled and blue (eww)
You on my shit like a fiend coke
But if you say the wrong thing i'll put a slit in your throat
So, it's not the answer, no, i'm not a dancer, no I'm not a hero, a zero , but I call myself a juggalo
And this is not a demo
ICP, Above The Law, we let it GO"

(Multi color lights fill the arena in strobe light fashion.)

"Fantasizing, dramatizing, re-enacting MURDER MURDER"

(Joker comes out and stands there with his arms raised up loving the reaction from the crowd. Joker bounces his way down to the ring. )

{Shaggy 2 Dope}

"feel actions, speak loud like words, and verbs and adjectives
They give the scrubs a chance to live
Not who's first, second or third
It ain't he said, and she said, fuck what you heard
When you live like that your life is mangled
In other words your neck is all tangled up
I ain't a hoe, I always go for mine
I was taught it's hard from the start, but you can always CLIMB"

(Joker slides under the bottom rope and bounces around the ring from one end to the other smiling at the crowd.)

[Violent J]

"Violent J, I break backs, back break with my crew"
If i'm jumping in the pit then i'm gettin loose
Cause i'm takin out people, causing bodily harm
Making moves to improve the Dark Carnival brainstor

[Shaggy 2 Dope {Violent J}]

"I'm not inferior, not takin no shit
Last kid that tried to check me got his fuckin neck slit"

(Joker then goes to the center, pats Kemono on the chest and waits for his opponents with a smile on his face. ")

("When The Levee" breaks by Led Zepplin hits and Eric Cross and Chaz Stockwell, the East Coast Wrecking Crew, walk out, followed by their manager, Nick Sharpe. All three men climb into the ring, with Chaz and Eric walking to opposing turnbuckles, and playing to the crowd. Nick just watches them, then climbs back out of the ring, and stands by their corner as they walk back to their corner, and await the beginning of the match.)

(Eric starts the match off against Kemono. Eric immidiately charges at the Man-Monster upon hearing the bell, but to no avail as Kemono is quick to take Cross down with a big boot to the face. Eric gets up with Kemono's hollow eyes staring at his recovering body. Cross unfortunately gets up in the wrong corner allowing Joker to get in a cheap shot, by grabbing Eric's head and bringing his neck across the top rope. The whiplash action of Eric's head allows Kemono to capitalize when Cross stumbles into the monster's awaiting palm, and gets chokeslamed. Joker is shown applauding Kemono's move, as Kemono goes for the cover on Eric. Chaz comes in the ring to break the count at the two count with a quick stomp to Kemono. Kemono gets off of Eric and goes after Chaz, but this instant distraction allows Eric to take advantage and strike Kemono with a floatover heel kick to Kemono, taking him down. With Kemono prone, and the referee busy with Chaz who had just entered the ring, Eric shoots himself off the ropes and hops over Kemono who turns to his stomach. Kemono gets to his feet as Eric comes off the other side, and ducks an extended arm of the monster, who turns around as Eric delivers the springboard backflip kick. Joker on the outside covers his face. Eric crawls towards his corner, hearing Sharpe on the outside instructing him to tag. Eric does so. Upon taging however, Kemono gets to his feet and catches Chaz with a hard spinebuster, into the cover. However, just before the three count, Kemono pulls Chaz's shoulder off the canvas to insist further punishment. Kemono attempts an Irish whip into his corner but Chaz reverses and tries to charge in aftewards only to have a size 17 foot print mark his face. Kemono follows up with a hard clothesline, and hooks the far leg of Stockwell for the cover. However, Eric manages to break up the count with a hard kick to the side of Kemono's head. This however angers the Man-Monster who goes after Eric. Only this distraction allows Chaz to deliver a quick yet low sweep to Kemono while Eric executes his signature heel kick to perform the "Total Elimination." At this point in the match, Joker is afraid that the number game has caught up to the Man-Monster and he needs to do something to stop it! Chaz goes for the cover while Joker Cardz ascends the turnbuckle and crashes down on Chaz with the Pheonix Splash otherwise known as "The Last Laugh" just as the referee's hand is about to come down for the three count. Eric quickly advances on the trouble making Joker who is immediate to roll outside. The chase is on! Eric chases Joker around the squared circle, but when the Juggalo hops over the ring steps to pass the third pillar of the ring, Nick Shape is there to great him with a clothesline out of mid-air. Meanwhile inside the ring, Chaz delivers an impressive Exploder '98 to Kemono that would normally end the match... Especially in a situation such as this: Kemono is prone in the center of the ring. Eric and Sharpe unoccupied on the outside of the ring, Chaz with the hook of both the champion's legs in the center of the squared circle, and the referee in perfect position. But somehow, Kemono powers out of the count just as the mallet was ready to hit the bell at ringside. Kemono pops up to his feet and knocks down Chaz with a hard right. Eric comes into the ring after the champion, but Kemono sidesteps him and whips him into the corner. Chaz gets to his feet, but Kemono whips him too into the same corner as Eric. Chaz bounces out on impact and Kemono takes him out with the 9th gate. At this point, Eric stumbles out of the corner, and Kemono bounces off the ropes with a head of steam and GORES Eric out of his socks. With the East Coast Wrecking Crew both down, Kemono goes to pin Chaz, but is inturrupted by a screaming Joker who jumps up and down on the apron begging for the tag. Kemono gives it to him and in comes Joker who covers Chaz. 1..................... 2................. 3.)

Eric: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! KEMONO AND JOKER CARDZ ADVANCE IN THE TOURNEY!!! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT WEEK!?