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Starring: Jon Kellar, Sean O'Gara, Dyna Might, Kev Mania


Kellar: Vanderbilt... Vanderbilt... VAN-DER-F<bleep>ING-BILT!!!

~The scene opens as Kellar rips a Crimson poster from a wall on some street near the arena in Japan. The rest of toXin are just behind~

Sean (sarcastically): Hey... that's a logical balanced response to a problem!

Kellar: Everyone's talking about this match, everyone, everyone, EVERYONE... the two bright sparks in the dark void that is GZW's young talents... the future of the company... the future of the industry, blah de blah... and everywhere I look his face is everywhere it's like... like a disease... like Vermin spreading. Vanderbilt is the epitome of one of pro-wrestling's greatest enemies. One who makes a living on fans's adoration rather than pure talent.

Dyna: Do you not think that fan support has some extra value? A push if you like?

Kellar: Fans distract and form a cancerous sore on the career of even the greatest wrestlers. Look at Verminon Vanderbilt himself... had the chance to beat me in the Contest of Champions, and send me home with the same as all the other competitors... but his wish to please and to entertain the fans led him to make the foolish mistake of trying to humiliate me... and what happened? He fell from grace, and I walked off with the Contest of Champions trophy! So does fan support give you a push? Yes of course it does! It pushed him into a stupid decision, pushed him off the ladder, and pushed him under my foot for the crushing he so richly deserved...

Dyna: Don't you think he might see the error in judgement there? Be all the more ready?

Kellar: He hasn't realised that he looks crap in make-up and is playing with the big boys in a game he can't play well enough to survive. I mean look at him, claiming he's worthy of the World Title, and he couldn't even get the better of Jon Kellar in the Contest of Champions, now he wants to prove he's the better of the so called "bright sparks"... and the worst part of it... everyone seems convinced he's going to do it!! 

Sean: Hey, what about us? Everyone this side of the Pacific is just itching to see the Misfits get the better of toXin... 

Kev: You ever get the feeling we're not "popular."

Kellar: What is this obsession with popularity??!!! Kev, in UCW you and I were the most hated stars on the roster, but we ripped that federation apart and proved that we were better than those who stood before us... and Sean, as a fan favourite you achieved nothing... but when your evil streak came out you were picking World Titles off the battered bodies of some of the country's best wrestlers! Dd it matter that you weren't popular? Of course not...

Kev: Hell yeah! It's good to be bad...

Kellar: Minus the cheesy cliches...

Sean: Yeah Kev, save them for our opponents. They seem to be running out having finished with the impotence gags and the "I'm begger dan yooooo" attitude. With lines like that it's clear to anyone in hearing distance that these guys couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Kellar: I saw... but you have to love the irony. They questioned my sexual capability and then.... what was it he said.... *snap*

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Saxon: My...weakness...is... when Big Damien here handles...my... muscle.... from behind... 

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Sean: Heh...Close enough... there was definately something about Damien handling muscles and the other guy having a speed problem...

Kev: If the instructions were written on the heel wouldn't they p...

Kellar: Shut up Kev...

Sean: In any case, it'd be a shame if we kept those guys from their nocturnal speedy muscle handlings... so it'll be a pleasure to send them back to the locker room in the shortest time possible. Although I am worried...

Kellar: Oh?

Sean: Well they threatened to show us what they can do in the ring... and based on the signals they seem to be giving out... I'm not sure I want to see that behaviour in public!!!

~The four of them laugh as the scene fades~

WE ARE EVERYONE, WE ARE NO-ONE, WE ARE TOXIN, THE REVOLUTION BEGINS...