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Royal Flush

Starring: Jon Kellar, Sean O'Gara, Dyna Might, Kev Mania


~The scene from HKWarFare slowly fades in, the sound in the background gradually getting louder..~

Crumb: WHAT THE HELL???

Kellar and the rest of toXin have returned, jumping the security wall and begin wailing on Frost, striking him to the ground from behind with a rabbit punch. toXin stomp away at the HKWF Hardcore champion and Seth Raide charges at toXin to help his fellow HKWFer. He smacks Kellar down to the ground, and then takes Kev out with a clothesline, but fails to connect with an attempted kick to Sean O’Gara and finds himself taken down by a huge dropkick.

Crumb: Here we go again!

Sean finger-whistles into the crowd and suddenly a large group of masked men charge from one of the exits in the stands, jump the security wall and hit the ring. They begin pummeling Seth Raide who tries to fight them off, but finds himself overwhelmed by at least 10 of the so called "toxic troops."

Nelson: This is inhumane!!!

Samson: Damn it…why did we ever leave HKWF for GZW2K1?!

Nelson: It was that signing bonus and raise we got!

Crumb: We got a signing bonus?

Dyna grabs a chair from ringside as Kellar and the recovering Frost slug it out, only for Frost to find himself taken down by Kev Mania and Sean O’Gara. Then pull him back to his feet and hold his arms behind his back. Kellar grins and slaps Frost across the face, before nailing him with the "Justified" to send him back to the mat. Dyna sends the chair into the ring, and Kellar sets it up, then shouts instructions to Kev and Sean. Kev grabs Sean around the shoulders while Kellar picks up Frost. Sean jumps and wraps his legs around Frosts neck, so that he is suspended in mid air by Kev’s grip and Kellar holding up Zander. Kellar counts to three and lifts Frosts head slightly as Kev lifts Sean slightly, before, they slam Sean and Frost down to the mat, driving Frost’s face into the chair, and his windpipe into Sean’s knee. Sean is hurt too, but Kev pulls him up.

Crumb: THE INTOXICATION!!!! THE MOVE THAT WAS OUTLAWED IN THE STATES!!! WHAT MUST BE GOING THROUGH ZANDER’S MIND??!!!

Samson: The chair…

Nelson: Like that joke never gets old…

Kellar yells at Dyna, who grabs Zander’s hardcore title from ringside.

Nelson: Now what?

Kellar is shouting abuse at Zander, but looks towards the entrance ramp to see the rest of the Misfits running down to help their leader. Kellar and Co. leave the ring in a hurry and head out into the crowd, with Dyna still carrying Zander’s belt.

Kellar: I’ll be at Crimson and so will your title. If you’re ready to talk about my terms for granting you a rematch for my belt, then you know where to find me…So Zander… see you at Crimson??? I do hope so…

~We hear the familiar "snap" sound, and the scene cuts to Jon Kellar and the rest of toXin sitting in the den at Dyna's mansion, enjoying a game of Texas Hold 'Em. Kellar turns to the camera~

Kellar: The key to success in this game, like any other challenge in life, is know when to take chances... but what people fail to appreciate is that toXin never takes chances lightly... and we only ever take calculated risks. For example, why would I invade HKWF with only Kev, Sean, Dyna and a few toXic troops for company? That's not a calculated risk... that is a fools errand... and Jon Kellar is no fool. However, knowing that GZW were dying to get some payback for the various wrongs bestowed upon them by that backward federation made my job a lot easier... and I knew that if I was a paying customer I was protected from any backlash HKWF had planned so long as I stayed the right side of the security wall.

~Kellar kicks back~

Kellar: After all, why go looking for Zander? We knew exactly where he would be come the main event... and so we made the right choice in staying put and being well behaved until it suited us to change our plans.

~Kellar checks his cards again~

Kellar: And I know I promised I wouldn't get involved, but hey, I didn't get where I am today by telling the truth, I got there by manipulating the situation to my advantage where possible, and taking chances where it mattered. Now Zander Frost is at home recovering from the effects of the first wave of the revolution... and the title he so desperately wants.... and the man who thought he had me beat on the mindgames front is now right where I want him. Now that I make all the decisions concerning this title, and he is aware that assaulting those closest to me will have consequences sometime, even if they are not instant, he is under my control....

Dyna: Jon, I've no problem with you mocking Zander now that toXinTV has finished hacking the GZW network, but you are the dealer in this round and I'd quite like to see the public cards this side of Christmas...

Kellar: How selfish of me...

~Kellar turns over the three cards~

Kellar: King of hearts, six of spades, nine of clubs.

Kev: Check

Sean: Raise 10...

Kellar: See 10...

Dyna: See 10

Kev: Fold...

~Kellar turns over the next card~

Kellar: Eight of diamonds... possible straight... which is more than we can say for my next opponent. Nothing straight about that guy...

Dyna: Vernon Vanderbilt vs Jon Kellar is one that everyone's been waiting to see since the Contest of Champions Jon, don't dismiss him lightly. You got the better of him last time, so he's got that extra urge to even the score.

Kellar: Yeah... no fury like woman scorned right?

Dyna: Very funny...

Sean: You know back in Ireland if we thought somebody was a queer like Vanderbilt we used to drag them out into the streets and twat them about with large sticks...

Kellar: ...

Dyna: ...

Kev: ...

Sean: ...

Kellar: Ooooo...kay. You in Sean?

Sean: Yeah ok... check

Dyna: Same

Kellar: In for 20...

Sean: You bastard... I fold...

Dyna: I'll see your 20, deal the last card.

~Kellar turns over the card, it is the 2 of hearts~

Kellar: Shit...

Dyna: Problem?

Kellar: Er... no...

Dyna: In for 50...

Kellar: See your 50... and call

Dyna: Two pairs

Kellar: You know Dyna, the key to success in this game is...

Dyna: Taking chances... I know... get on with it and give me my money.

Kellar: Well actually, taking chances is only part of it... the real key...

~Kellar turns over his cards to reveal a pair of kings~

Kellar: ...is misdirection.

Dyna: You win again...

Sean: Well if you say the key to victory is misdirection then that's your call Jon, but I think Kev and I will go with old fashioned toXin tactics for our match. Forget winning in the mind, just win in the ring. I mean after all, you've got the psychological advantage over this Vernon guy because you beat him in the contest of champions... whereas we're facing a bunch of clowns who are apparently pleased just because they can string a coherent sentence together *snap*

Cut to Previous Broadcast

"Surprise, surprise boys! The MisFit members can talk too!" 

Back

Sean: Maybe by the time the match comes around they'll have learnt to walk and... maybe... even wrestle!

Kellar: Not being able to wrestle doesn't halt everyone's career... take that house show match I had...

Sean: Don't remind me *snap*

Cut to Amateur House Show footage

Commentator: What must be going through Kellars head as Bogan is pumping his arms and walking around, impervious to pain... Kellar has folded his arms in the center and shakes his head as Bogan dances around him, then points at him and yells "YOU"... this could be the end for Kellar!!!! No one can counter... 

~Kellar kicks Bulk Bogan between the legs and sends him to the mat, then covers for the 1-2-3~

Commentator: Oh... I wonder why no one else ever thought of doing that...

Back

Kellar: Anyway, Zander may not be the smartest guy on the wrestling circuits but he wouldn't have these guys around if they weren't of some use to him... keep your eye out.

Sean: We're not stupid Jon...

~Sean looks at Kev, who is shuffling the cards, attempts to fan them, and promptly spreads the entire deck over a wide area~

Sean: Well, I'm not anyway... the way I see it, they're proud of the fact that one has speed and one has muscle, so they reckon they've got us beat on two fronts... but the fact is that no one is faster than Sean O'Gara, and being large doesn't really help if you're flat on your back and having your legs twisted inside out by Kev... and as for the psychological advantage...

~Sean takes a sip of Guinness~

Sean: Well... they've yet to evolve to the point where they stop thinking "hurr hurr... penis jokes... that'll rule em!" will get the job done.

Kev: Yeah... according to their minds, nothing spells "badass" like making comments about someone's sexual capability...

Kellar: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH scary!!!

Sean: Oh it gets better... they ended their broadcast with the amazingly imaginative phrase "The hammer is going to fall... on you" or something like that.

Kellar: What are these guys gonna do, innuendo you to death or force you to submit to their cliches?

Sean: Whatever their game plan is, they wont have time to pull it off. They'll be on the mat and beaten to a pulp before they know what's hit them. Plus we've got the toXic troops in the building anyway... so it ain't like we're unprepared.

Dyna: That reminds me Jon, how are you paying all those troops?

Kellar: I'm not...

Dyna: What?

Kellar: What can I say, I'm a popular guy in some circles... body builders, fighters, bouncers...

Dyna: And they don't expect to be paid?

Kellar: Nah, they're just glad to get on TV... and they're useful people to have on your side, especially in large numbers. Just ask HKWF....

Dyna: If you say so..

Kev: Frankly I'd rather have them watching my back than that guy who's been watching Vernon Vanderbilt's back... 

Dyna: Who?

Kellar: His names Mina McQueen... and if only he'd stopped at the watching...

Dyna: How do you know this?

Kellar: Need to know basis Dyna, need to know basis. Suffice to say that in war information is everything, and toXin is a war machine when all is said and done. A true general doesn't go into battle blind...

Dyna: A true general doesn't go into battle at all...

Kellar: Well, I'm the hands-on type General... that is the General who got his hands on the Contest of Champions Trophy... and who was the loser I got to look down on from the top of that Ladder? None other than Vernon Vandebilt... and that stat isn't going to change. I'm gonna go into Crimson with the score at Kellar 1 Vanderbilt 0, and come out with the score at Kellar 2 Vanderbilt 0... and once these two have taken care of Zander's buddies earlier in the night... there'll be nobody left to stand between me and Zander.

Dyna: Except NeCro...

Kellar: Oh don't worry... I've got that angle covered...

We cut to a scene outside NeCro's appartment/cage

~A group of between 6 and 10 toXin troops has gathered outside of a door with the word "NeCro" written on the outside. The leader nods, and the biggest of the group kicks the door down... they charge inside, and the scene slowly fades... leaving the resolution of this clash unrevealed...

WE ARE EVERYONE, WE ARE NO-ONE, WE ARE TOXIN, THE REVOLUTION BEGINS...