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BITTER FROSTBITE

Starring: Dyna Might, Kev Mania, Jon Kellar

~A black learjet with "toXin" written along the side in black writing touches down at a private airfield somewhere in Hong Kong. The door opens and the stairs lower as Dyna Might steps out of the jet and onto the runway, where Kev is waiting for her. After a quick hug they make their way towards a nearby limosine and step inside~

Dyna: So, how is he?

Kev: It's not good news, he's got enough bandages to make Tootandcomein jealous...

Dyna: It's Tutankhamen not "toot and come in"... but I get the idea. Did the doctors say anything about his condition's stability?

Kev: Nothing good I'm afraid.

Dyna: Well... I couldn't just stay back in the US and do nothing. Fuck that pervert Zander Frost... my place is here with you two...

Kev: toXic TRIO FOR LIFE!!!!

Dyna: Don't do that... ever.

Kev: Well anyway, it's a short drive... so you'll see him in a minute...

~We rejoin them in the hospital, where Dyna approaches the door, but is stopped by a nurse~

Nurse: Sorry ma'am, you can't go in there...

Dyna: Excuse me? My friend's in there and I want to see him

Nurse: Oh... I'm sorry but...

Dyna: NO!

Nurse: His injuries were too horrific, we had to let him go...

Dyna: YOU BITCH!!!

~She goes to grab the nurse by the throat but Kev holds her back~

Kev: Bad idea... Hong Kong prison = bad. Trust me...

~Dyna summons up the strength to speak~

Dyna: Look just... just... let me see him... one more time, ok?

Nurse: Ok... 5 minutes, then we have to take him down to the coroners...

~Dyna enters the room where the now-dead Kellar is lying in the bed, bandaged up completely, with the bedsheet pulled over his head~

Dyna: Hi Jon... I... I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Sorry that I wasn't here for you, sorry that I didn't have the strength to stand up to Zander like you did... this is all my fault... I mean I knew with your profession this was always a possibility but I just couldn't prepare myself. I always told myself that if the worst happened, it'd just be a matter of getting over the hardest part- saying goodbye... but I wasn't ready to say goodbye!!!

~She falls on top of him and begins crying her eyes out~

???: You done? Cos I want to go back to the hotel?

~Dyna turns her head to see Jon Kellar standing in the corner of the room, his arms folded and a cocky grin on his face. Half of his face is bandaged, and his hands are taped up, but otherwise he looks relatively unscathed~

Dyna: JON!!!

~Kellar smiles in an "oh she so loves me" as Dyna runs towards him and throws her arms around his chest. He winces~

Kellar: There goes another rib...

Dyna: Sorry!!!

Kellar: Hey, you think my ribs are bad you should see Zander Frost's foot!!!!

Dyna: I am so happy you're alright... I thought you were... hang on a minute, how long have you been standing there?

Kellar: Well they moved me out of this room just before Kev was due to arrive the other day and put me in the recuperation department upstairs which was full of very attractive oriental nurses who didn't speak a word of English... so basically there wasn't really a reason or means for me to get out of there. But when they discharged me I figured you'd be looking for me in the original room, so after all the commotion over this guy was over I just waited in here for you and...

Dyna: So basically you sat here while I poured my heart out over you thinking you were dead...

Kellar: Kinda... yeah.

~Dyna slaps Kellar on the burnt side of his face and storms out of the room, Kev walks in~

Kev: She missed you really... and I've never seen Dyna break down like that...

Kellar: So based on that evidence... in order to win Dyna back as more than a friend I have to die...

~Kellar looks at himself in a nearby mirror, and grins cockily~

Kellar: Bad deal... who'd want to deprive the world of this.

Kev: Zander Frost...

Kellar: Yeah but what did he do to deserve his wish to come true. The self proclaimed master of the hardcore environment failed to get the better of me on his home turf... frankly regardless of what he promises if he continues to fail to deliver then his credibility is going to hit minus figures, along with his predicted life expectancy. That process will be speeded up if he dares interfere in my upcoming World Title match with John Taylor...

Kev: Seth Raide...

Kellar: What?

Kev: Seth Raide won the main event... you weren't conscious for it but Seth Raide beat John Taylor.

Kellar: So our World Title is in the hands of a power hungry, butt ugly, boring, egotistical sledgehammer-wielding sack of shit? What kind of federation allows their title to be devalued like that?

Kev: God knows... but it's true. Seth Raide has the belt, and because of the Contest of Champions result you get the first shot to bring it back to GZW...

Kellar: Screw GZW, I'm no "leading reprasentative" of GZW, I'm not their f**king ambassador. Of course I'm going to go all out and win it but when I lift that title it wont be out of GZW pride and the feeling of responsibility to snatch it's beloved title back from the grasp of HKWF, it'll simply be down to Jon Kellar deserving the right to call himself world champion, and Seth Raide being unworthy of of it. If the GZW locker room and fans want to look on me as the company's saviour after I win the title... fine, but that isn't my goal. When I came to this company I said quite clearly that I didn't give a damn what they thought, and my opinion hasn't changed.

~Kellar picks up his biker jacket from a nearby chair~

Kellar: Was there anything else?

Kev: Oh, a week later at Crimson you have to defend the Extreme Heavyweight Title against NeCro...

Kellar: So Zander Frost accuses me of devaluing the title yet lets his retarded bum buddy challenge for it without batting an eyelid? Sounds like NeCro gets special favours in more ways than one in Zander's funny little world...

Kev: ...and if you beat Seth Raide

Kellar: *clears throat*

Kev: Sorry, WHEN you beat Seth Raide, you have to defend that title too against Vernon Vanderbilt?

Kellar: Sounds like the Human Dynamite's got a busy week... better get training

Kev: What about Zander Frost?

Kellar: What about him?

Kev: Well apparently you've upset him so much that he now singles you out for special treatment... says he's going to make you suffer and destroy everything you hold dear.

Kellar: He's THAT pissed about losing to me? Look, the only way anyone has managed to take this title off me is by attacking me from behind. Sharpe did it, and all the guys in the Open Season did it. Now that the Open Season's finished... the only way Zander Frost can take my title is to face me one on one... and we all know how that's going to end. *snap*


FLASHBACK

[Cameras flashing all over Kowloon Park, the two men circle the table, not taking their eyes off each other as they stare through the heatwave, the flames flickering in the night's gentle wind. Zander rushes at Kellar - backs him into the turnbuckle! Frost with the quick jabs before lifting Kellar on to the second turnbuckle, the crowd rising in anticipation as the two men jostle for position in the corner. Kellar steps up to the top turnbuckle - Zander climbing on to the second... before then following Kellar up to the top! Both men wobbly on the top, Kellar retreats down a step, his head between Zander's thighs. Snap! Huracanrana from Zander, reversed into a superbomb from Kellar - ZANDER CRASHING THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!]

[DING! DING! DING!]


Kellar: And if Zander dares to show his face at Storm, and suddenly gets the suicidal urge to involve himself in my World Title match, flying through a flaming table will be the least of his worries. It seems that a request I made to CCW headquarters causes some exciting hubbub, and they're considering it for a future date... and who better to inflict it upon than the self professed "master of hardcore." He wants suffering? Jon Kellar is only too happy to oblige...

~Kellar pulls an envelope from his pocket, and removes a photograph from it. He shows it to Kev, who recoils slightly~

Kev: But I thought it was banned after the first one...

Kellar: By UCW, yes, and they never did answer why bearing in mind what a HIT it was... for Inferno especially, but it seems CCW's higher-uppers are more easily persuaded...

~Kellar puts the photo away in his pocket~

Kellar: After all, everyone knows lightning doesn't strike the same place twice... and it's not as if Inferno's forced retirement was anything more than coincidence...

Kev: True, after all he did make a comeback...

Kellar: Yes... it's a pity quadraplegic wrestling never caught on...


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