Stephanie's Quotes

"No Hunter... it's because, ... Hunter... it's because I'm pregnant!" - Stephanie revealing to Triple H that she is pregnant, on Raw Feb 4, 2002.

“As far as my marriage is concerned, I'm going to prove it... I'm going to prove to you, and I'm going to prove to the entire world how much Triple H loves me!” - Stephanie answering to Jim Ross in the interview conducted on Jan 31, 2002 SmackDown!

"Beauty, Brains, and Sometimes Bitch."

"Oh, and by the way Dad, just so you know, Triple H really turns me on!"

"You know what Dad? I'm not Daddy's Little Girl anymore."

"I get naked, ask Triple H."

"Yeah Trish, you'll be fine. Besides, I hear that you're used to two-on-ones!"

"Trish, everyone knows you're bitch, but tonight, in this ring, you will be my personal BITCH!"

"Our personal life is great, the sex with you..great"

"You either get your ass kicked, or you get your ass fired!!!"

"Trish Stratus will never be the same after I get done with her this Sunday night."

"What we’re dealing with is a fake, plastic gold digger who is looking for more than a relationship with my father...I am the dominant female...I am the top bitch!"

"I’m always nervous, but I’m not nervous to kick Trish’s butt. That will come quite naturally."

"I’m Daddy’s Little Girl, so don’t go underestimating me."

"I’m going to beat the living crap out of Trish...rip her to shreds."

"Are you going to watch me kick Trish’s butt on Sunday?"

"Triple H is the dominant man and I am the dominant female."

"Paul, for now on you can call me BOSS!!!"

"I don't want you to die Daddy, I LOVE YOU! I don't want anything to happen to you never ever!"

"I can't believe we have to drive ourselves!?!"

"We had to drive our OWN car!"

"Hunter and I are meant to be, we love each other more than anyone could imagine, and NOBODY will ever come between us!"

"If it wasn't for Rock, I would still be your WWF Women's Champion. I held the Women's Championship for four months, twenty-five days, twenty-two hours, and forty-seven minutes, and I always carried the championship with dignity, honor, and pride. And now, who is your women's champion? A tatooed, lowlife, lowclass bimbo. And Mick Foley, I don't want an apology, I dont want your sympathy, I demand a rematch, here tonight, and I'm not leaving till I get it!"

"No one gets away with messing with a McMahon-Helmsley!"

"You (Tazz) can call your wife whatever you want, but I'm not 'honey' to you."

"Are you blind? If you have been watching the World Wrestling Federation at all, then you can plainly see that I most certainly am a TREMENDOUS asset at ringside! If it weren't for me, Kurt would not have become the WWF Champion."

"Who the HELL do you think you are? I've got news for you, Austin! You're not gonna put your hands anywhere near my father or my business partner, the WWF Champion, Kurt Angle."

"You can hear as many 'hell yeahs' as you want, but the fact of the matter is that my opinion overrides 18,000 people, and my opinion...*smiles*...my opinion, hasn't changed! You do not deserve a title shot!"

"I'm Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, dammit!!"

"...But now, Austin, Triple H's recovery seems to be feeding off of his hatred for you. Triple H is so consumed with ill intentions for you, Austin, that we've decided to put making our family on hold. Who knows where this whole thing is going to end? But I'll tell you what. Austin, If I were you, I'd be looking over my shoulder this Monday night. Matter of fact, I'd be looking above my head and down below my feet. Because sooner or later, Triple H and I are going to drag you down where you belong...We're going to take you, Austin, to the depths of hell."

"I can't believe that little slut, Trish! I hope Trish gets exactly what she deserves tonight!"

"You know, you start off with a small, little pile of garbage. And it's small enough to where you can simply ignore it. But then that pile of garbage begins to grow, and grow, and then it starts to stink Really bad, until it's such a problem that you can't ignore it anymore! The time comes when you gotta take that garbage out! So, tonight, I'm gonna take out the biggest piece of trash I've ever laid my eyes on! Trish Stratus, come down to this ring right NOW!"

"Bend over backwards, Trish? Knowing you, I'd think you'd just plain bend over! And don't EVER compare yourself to me! You know NOTHING about this business! And as far as the WWF is concerned -- I am the dominant female! Now, you can learn that the easy way, or I can teach it to you the hard way."

"What I really think of Trish??? She is a phony, plastic gold digger who has messed with the wrong family! It felt so good to ring her little neck on SmackDown! Trish has decided to learn the hard way that I am the dominant female in the World Wrestling Federation!"

"...Quite frankly, I can't wait till the match to get my hands on that little SKANK! And the moment Trish arrives, I'm gonna teach her just who the dominant female in the World Wrestling Federation is!"

"I am going to take Trish down to the depths of hell. Trish has never known the fury that I'm going to unleash on her."

"I'm gonna make her (Trish) squeal like the pig that she is!"

"...Paul, you have a point. It is all about power, and I do own ECW and together, Shane and I have the power to run the WWF out of business! See, Daddy, Shane was smart enough to buy WCW, and I had the money to buy ECW...but Dad, I mean, can you really blame us for wanting to own our own companies and go up against you? I mean, Daddy, we come from your loins! But Dad, we're better than you are. It's simple evolution, children are smarter, they're stronger, they're faster, and children generall outlive their parents. But Daddy, quite frankly, Shane and I just couldn't wait for you to die! See, Shane and I, we have one fault -- which we got from you. It would be that...well, we're a little impatient. See, we couldn't wait for you to die, and get out of the way, so Shane and I decided to join forces, and together, WCW and ECW will run YOU and the WWF out of business FOREVER!"

"I am gonna kick The Rock's ass!"

"JR, what do you think, I'm afraid? My last name's McMahon!"

"Undertaker, I hope you burn in hell"

"Its not romantic, you know, its very different when you're doing it in front of all these millions of people"

"After all Mick..you really do have a lot to look forward to. Instead of just being a fat, smelly, disgusting Loser. You can be a fat, smelly, disgusting, retired Loser. *Very Proudly* All thanks to my husband, the World Wrestling Federation Champion, The GAME, Triple H!"

"Austin, you better SELL every bit of this beer, because if you don't, you will never, EVER get a title shot!"

"Your big-breasted tactics might work with men, but they certainly don't work with me! Your plastic smile and your fake laugh make me SICK. And if there is ANY truth to the rumor that you were at a certain soup kitchen during the holidays, you can forget about hanging out with the McMahon family! There's only one dominate female in this family and that's me! Now get out of my office!"

“Dad, Triple H was completely justified in his actions against Austin. I mean, did you see what Austin did to me!? Austin dumped beer all over me!! And then, Austin ripped my shirt off...in front of millions of people! And Dad, Austin, as far as I'm concerned, got exactly what he deserved. And Daddy, I know that you're only acting out of the interest of fairness, but I want to thank you for giving my husband the title shot he so richly deserves.” "I'm a McMahon, I'm always ready!"

"I'm tired of your games you insincere Son of A BITCH!"

"Dad, Mom loves you! Can't you see that?"

"My name is Stephanie McMahon Helmsley! Get it right J.R!"

"But you know what, Daddy? Like I said a couple of weeks ago on SmackDown-- what goes around, comes around. You hurt me. And what's the best way that I could hurt you back? By marrying the man that you hate the most, my husband, Triple H - Hunter Hearst Helmsley."

"The World Wrestling Federation championship should never have to have been defended in such a demeaning manner, but Triple H being the true fighting champion that he is, sunk to Cactus Jack's lowest low and rose to the occasion to remain my champion, your champion, the Game, Triple H!"

"That's right. Tonight, history is being made. Never before has the WWF champion entered himself into a random lottery. Random drawing. It could even be one of you facing Triple H tonight!"

"Thank you very much. This concerns each and every one of you, because tonight, one of you will have the chance to face the World Wrestling Federation champion, my husband, Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Never before in the history of the World Wrestling Federation has there been a champion with such honor and dignity, to defend his title in a random drawing against one of you."

"All of your names have been entered, and only one will be chosen. But Triple H will defend against all comers. He is a champion with... with spirit! He is a champion with pride, and I'm honored to be his wife. I am honored to introduce, not only MY champion, but YOUR champion, Triple H, Hunter Hearst Helmsley!"

"You really are pathetic, aren't you? Trying to salvage your reputation after my husband, Triple H, beat you at your own game! And Triple H, he wanted to come out here! But we thought about it, and... why? He already proved that he is just as crazy, just as sadistic, and just as tough as Cactus Jack."

"Triple H and I have been searching through the wonders of life since I have been away. The truth is that Hunter and I are trying to have a baby."

"I have changed my mind. I have decided to share my new years resolution with you after all. It's too bad you dont want to hear it. Because it affects the World Wrestling Federation therefore affects all of you! And my new years resolution is to get what i deserve! *nods head* And i deserve the respect of the wwf superstars. My father is Vince McMahon. My father owns this company! And not to mention my husband, the greatest wwf superstar of all times, the game, Triple H! But the best part of my resolution is that its already started to come to life. I mean Chris Jericho got what he deserved by calling me all those filthy names. Matt Hardy got what he deserved by challenging Chris Benoit to an Intercontinental Championship match. and Buh Buh Ray Dudley got what he deserved by putting Kurt's brother Eric through a table Monday night! But tonight is just getting started!"

"Yeah I like beer"

"I'm sending you a message alright Austin!"

"Tonight, JR, you better get ready. Cuz you're gonna find out just why I am, 'Daddy's Little Girl'."

"You can do us a favor Trish by leaving my father and me Alone! Now get the hell out!"

"An accident? Was it an accident when Stone Cold poured beer all over me last week on SmackDown!? Was it an accident when Austin ripped my blouse off? Was it an accident when Austin kicked me out of the ring, just because I had something in my eye? William Regal pinned Austin and won the match, it is as simple as that. I didn't screw Austin. Austin screwed Austin. And as far as SmackDown! is concerned? Don't worry too much Dad, I've got it covered."

"By the end of tonight, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley will be a name emblazened in people's minds!"

"I really don't care WHAT you think! Because it's not about you J.R., it's about ME!"

"The superstars of the WWF are going to start treating my family, AND ME, with some respect!"

"I did kick a boy in the shin for saying that wrestling was fake and making fun of my father. I later wound up going to high school and college with that boy, and to this day, we're friends. He just wears shin guards when we hang out."

"I am extremely proud of my father, my family's business and who I am, and I was never afraid to say so."

"Come on, Dad, you know Mick would do anything for free food!"

"Oh you didn't see Kane just kick me right in my face last night?! You didn't?!

"Well you know what, Kane is going to pay for the bruise on my face! My daddy is going to make sure of it when he gets here!"

"Well good I'm gonna go find Test, because I've got a little message for him. Test is gonna learn once and for all to stay out of my family's business!"

"Get your hand out of my face! You know, last night when you interfered in Shane's match against the Big Show you got involved in family business and let me remind you Test, you are NOT family!"

"Dad has given the orders to take you out, once and for all!"

"No force of nature and no act of God can stop this Invasion from happening!"

"Nothing can stop WCW and ECW!"

"Last night the WCW/ECW alliance shoved the truth right down your throats!"

"We said the WWF is going to DIE, and it is!"

"You will not be able to stop the WWF from dying a slow and painful death, and it's gonna happen right before your eyes!"

"Stone Cold, we're all here to honor you. I said on Austin appreciation night that you were an inspiration, what you did to Kurt Angle at Summerslam was inspiring. And then Kurt Angle comes and douses milk all over us, and puts the flames out of Austin appreciation night, disrespected Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Alliance. But then in an act of brilliance you doused Kurt Angle's hopes and dreams when you threw his medals over that bridge and they sunk to the bottom of that river. Stone Cold, that move it wasn't just inspiring it was life altering."

"If I had to guess, I'd say that Kurt Angle is probably taking scuba diving lessons at the bottom of the Detroit River."

"There is no chance that Kurt Angle would show up at the arena tonight. No, everytime Kurt Angle is face to face with Steve Austin Kurt Angle gets beat down! I know if I were Kurt Angle I wouldn't show up tonight."

"You know, everything about you Canadians is completely backwards. I mean you can't even form a simple sentence without ending it with a question"

"And another thing that is completely backwards is why would Canadians celebrate the holiday Thanksgiving? I mean last I heard there weren't any Canadian pilgrims."

"I can understand that Canadians would like to be more like Americans but at least celebrate it on the right day, or even the right month for that matter."

"Everybody knows that Canada is the laziest country in the world. And America is the hardest working country in the world. And there is one American that works harder than every other. The man I am out here to honor tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, the hardest working man in America, the leader of the Alliance, the World Wrestling Federation Champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin!"

"You wanna bash MY brains in? DO IT! Raise that hammer high above your head and bash in my brains!"

"Mom, you're simply a conniving BITCH!"

"Dad and I took care of mom, but now I've got another meddlesome bitch to deal with!"