Kurt Angle - WWFX World Champion: 07.18.2003

WWFX Statistics: W: 06  L: 02  D: 00   -   Roleplay: 17

WWFX Achievements: Current WWFX Champion [x1], Rp'er of The Week [x1], Overall #1 WWFX Star [x1], Headlined Two Straight PPV's

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KURT ANGLE: Team Angle is THAT Darn Good!

Forward: July 21st, 2003, the stage was set. Two heart-wrenched warriors, both on individual paths of life, and partners for the night walked into an arena with their hearts set on achieveing something so precious to them, well at least one of them anyway, that in the second they would compete for it, nothing else could possibly matter. But it was not meant to be. Team Angle's return to the ring was marked with something special...a screwjob. While Shelton was workin on Brock Lesnar outside the ring, Kurt Angle laid down for Charlie Haas, so now the Top belts in the WWFX are held by the best darn team around..Team Angle. This drove Lesnar to almost destroy Shelton Benjamin as Adam Norton came out and announced a match for the ages..Angle/Lesnar II in a Hell In A Cell. Thus at the end of the night, the two would do battle for the World Championship. It will the most physically demanding match of their careers, and when it's all said and done...only one will be able to get out of ring on his feet..the other not so lucky. There had been many hopes of a rematch for Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar, and so it has happened, after a month of the one of WWFX's grandest hatreds, a match unlike any other shall conclude the most watched fued. An aminous structure shall contain their ego's, contain their hate, and most importantly contain their unspoken fear, all inside the confines of steel playground, known to us, as Hell in a Cell. So in the days to come..focus might be set by other superstars on their matches, but don't let anyone fool you..EVERYONE will be paying attention when the cell drops down and hell is unleashed upon two men..two men fighting for one thing..that by the end of the night they will be grasping onto the main piece of WWFX History. The time has come for VENGEANCE.

Scene: Life..something that everyone takes for granted. Everyone except those that are near the end of their precious lives..they say you are not truly alive unless you come close to death..only then are you fully alive. Kurt Angle understands this as he came close to losing his life..the life of the Kurt Angle we once knew. But everything has changed now, the old Kurt has come back once again..this time for another encounter with the beast known as Brock Lesnar. Denver, Colorado.. the Mile-High City...this is where all hell as we know it will be unleashed, a fury between two men and nowhere to run, a match for the ages many predict. Backstage we are, in the Pepsi Center where tonight the hell will be unleashed upon Lesnar and Angle. In the Team Angle locker room sits the trio, with Kurt hooking up a large TV screen as Team Angle is left wondering why.

' The Hopeful ' CHARLIE HAAS: " What are you doin Kurt? You have to get ready for your friggin match, not sit and watch TV like a couch potato! C'mon let's get some milk man..tonight's the night! "

' WWFX Champion ' KURT ANGLE: " Oh thats true Charlie..tonight IS the freakin night. The night where Lesnar went to heck and back! Whoo! Anyways you shut your frigign mouth, dont you ever tell yours truly what to do, I'll flip you off and SNAP SNAP! Just like that, your career will be over. Now thats true my friend..haha..anyways what you see here is a TV screen because I AM gettin ready Charlie, I'm gonna study the history of Hell in a Cell!! WHOO!! "

Kurt finishes up with the TV and puts in a tape as Team Angle sits back to watch. Suddenly, on the screen two women are showing licking each others tits and pussies! Kurt's eyes get wide open as he rushes to shut the TV off. Shelton Benjamin cracks a little smile as he says' Whoops.' Kurt looks over and grabs another tape, sticks in it, as watches as all of the past Hell in a Cell matches, all the brutality, all the pain and anguish is shown..finally the tape ends and fades to snow as Kurt sits with a smile on that Olympic face of his..

' The Prospect ' SHELTON BENJAMIN: " My gosh Kurt..that match is total hel..heck!! "

' WWFX Champion ' KURT ANGLE: " Yeah my friend, that is true. Tonight is where Kurt Freakin Angle goes out there and puts his body on the line, not just for this grand little beauty right here, not for myself, heck not even for you two, but for all those little Americans out there that have a dream..yeah that's who this match is for..they get to see Kurt Angle beat the poop outta Brock Lesnar for the second time baby!! "

Kurt Angle stands up, and stretches a bit, before heading over to his fridge where he pulls out, what else, 99% Fat Free Milk. Angle chugs it down, like the horse he is...and tosses the bottle over on the side..Angle throws some milk over to Team Angle and the trio shares a toast to their upcoming matches..

' WWFX Champion ' KURT ANGLE: " Guys, whoo, this is your shot once again! You go out there and show them darn cheaters just what an Olympic Butt-Kickin feels like! Oh Yeah! Cause the big man upstairs knows, there isnt a soul out there that wants those dirty cheaters to get that gold!

' The Hopeful ' CHARLIE HAAS: " You said it Kurt! Tonight we do TEAM ANGLE proud! OH yeah..Umm..Kurt, what about you man, you dont wanna let the entire WORLD down do ya? "

' WWFX Champion ' KURT ANGLE: " Heck no Charlie, tonights a piece of pie..make that Momma Angle's Chocolicious Cream pie..with the cherry on top! Mmm..man that was some good stuff..anyways, there isnt any need to worry man..I didnt get this here piece of gold for nothin..gosh darnit, I'm a winner, the Champion's Champion and I'll be danged if some big stupid retard like Brock Lesnar is gonna take this title away from me! NOW that, my friends, is DAMN TRUE!! "

' The Prospect ' SHELTON BENJAMIN: " WHOO! That's what we like to hear man! Gosh darn it, I'm feelin all tingly inside..thats what your speeches do to me man..make you feel all good inside. "

' WWFX Champion ' KURT ANGLE: " Pal, that's good to hear..cause baby, every single word I speak is true..now my friends, let's get somethin to eat..cause you cant defend Titles on an empty stomach, anyone knows that..Haha...oh yeah.."

Kurt and Team Angle laugh as they head out their locker room door and towards the garage area. Team Angle piles into their Red, White, and Blue 4 Runner and take off into town. A few minutes later at a little cafe, Team Angle is shown inside the restaurant already eating..man do these guys eat a lot.

' WWFX Champion' KURT ANGLE: " Man..am I freakin stuffed...c'mon guys..here's a toast..a toast to a new Butt-kickin TEAM ANGLE! Whoo!"

All three men laugh and smash their glasses together as they guzzle down the milk. Benjamin and Haas do really well at chuggin, but of course not as good as our almighty Olympic Hero. Angle slams his glass down first as he seems a bit dizzy, must have gotten a brainfreeze..the poor bastard.

' WWFX Champion ' KURT ANGLE: " Fellas, you know somethin? I havent felt this friggin good about a match since my 1996 Olympic victories and that was only cause I faced some Russian and Bulgarian..everyone knows that they suck..but for some reason, I'm not worried a bit about this Heck in A Cell match..I mean I'm walkin into that match the freakin WWFX Champion and facing a man, whom I've already beaten! How hard will it be to do it again..I mean c'mon, couldnt Bischoff have at least found someone rather suitable to get a butt-kickin from me..? "

' The Prospect ' SHELTON BENJAMIN: " Yeah right Kurt..there isnt no one out there that is even close to being suitable to walk in the ring and get their butt handed to them by you. C'mon..all three of us know that one man.. "

' The Olympic Champion ' KURT ANGLE: " As much as I agree with you there Shelton, someone has to do it. and Brock Lesnar just got picked twice..such a shame too..that I gotta freakin end his career with a Broke Ankle..but heck, its life guys..oh yeah! And tonight You're gonna hear 40,000 strong cheerin for the main man..yours truly! Oh thats damn true guys, this match is going to make or break Kurt Angle..and you know exactly what its gonna freakin do..prove I am simply the best thing to ever hit this almighty sport of wrestling..that is true guys. Believe it. "

' The Hopeful ' CHARLIE HAAS: " You're darn straight Kurt..there isn't a thing out there that is simply better than you when it comes to wrestling. Heck there isnt anyone out there better than you at ANYTHING..Period baby! You know that true..Brock Lesnar knows its true..Bischoff knows its true..its just FRIGGIN TRUE! Darn it, guys, we're gonna have to go..its bout that time..c'mon Kurt we need to start warming up for the match of your CAREER!"

Kurt Angle and Charlie and Shelton walk out of the restaurant and hop into their SUV, as they start to head down the road into sunset. The camera starts to fade out and slowly the picture goes black..wait! Kurt Angle reaches his hand through the picture and pulls the scene back up as the camera is staring straight back at Kurt in the SUV!

' The Olympic Champion ' KURT ANGLE: " Who do you think you freakin are pal, ending my roleplay like that without my knowledge? You know what you're fired! Whoo! Now thats true..anyways Brock..here we go. Tonight we step into heck, tonight I end your freakin career..and you should thank me..cause I doubt you can live much longer knowin the fact that you just simply cant hang with yours truly! THE WWFX CHAMPION, KURT FREAKIN ANGLE!! WHOOOOOOO!!! OH IT'S TRUE, IT'S DAMN TRUE!"

Kurt Angle ends the camera staring into the lenses as Charlie drives off in the direction of The Pepsi Center. Angle heads into Vengeance 1-0 against Brock Lesnar..which is what drives Lesnar. So ladies and gentlemen, buckle your seat belts, this one's gonna be 'Hell'..and in the end..will Vengeance prevail?

The End