home and shit

prelude

part1

part2

A Story About Love

A Story About Pizza

Jack Rabbit Slim

WHY?!?

And I return.

Reasons why:

• I am bored.
  • And when bored, I start up a new series or story or...whatever.
  • Also when bored, doing shit like this prevents me from doing smack or killing myself or whatever.

  YOYOY OYOYOY! KLIK DA LINKS! NJOY!

hey, this is future alan. i'll burn the books.