You asked for the interview

::Neil and Gideon are in the production room for the Howard Stern show waiting for things to get ready for taping.::

Neil: How’s things?

Howard: Not bad Neil how is married life treating you?

Neil: Great.

Gideon: Remember we have a 2 Finale joke quota.

Howard: Why do you guys insult Finale so much?

Gideon: Because it amuses us a lot. We like hearing him whine and moan and bitch. Well actually we don’t like it we just find it funny.

Neil: You still got the handler ready Gideon?

Gideon: Definitely Jake is going to blow a fuse when he sees this.

::They start snickering. Howard looks a bit confused.::

Howard: What have you got planned?

Gideon: This is a live show isn’t it?

Howard: Yes.

::Gideon is smirking and Neil is snickering as they are told everything is ready for the interview to start. After a minor delay the interview starts.::

Howard: I would like to welcome back to the show Neil Fracas and Gideon Fontaine better known as the Alliance.

Neil: Go ahead G.

Gideon: I would like a bottle of water. Mini Finale please bring me a bottle of water.

::You see a chimpanzee carrying a bottle of water to Gideon. http://cgi.corewrestling.net/c/html/avatars/finale1.jpg Gideon is smirking Neil is laughing his head off while Howard laughs.::

Gideon: Just think he can get the paper or fetch your slippers. Just like Alex Seeves you can have your own Mini Finale. He is more intelligent then the original and doesn’t spend 15 minutes talking like he is suffering from a tourettes attack.

Howard: You are F$%kin insane Gideon.

Gideon: Nah I’m an asshole. I was thinking of bringing him to Core but it is so hard to tell Mini Finale and Jake Finale apart I’d likely end up taking the wrong one home and lets face it potty training two primates is not fun.

Howard: You have a big match this Monday.

Neil: We got a game plan. Hell we studied the tapes on both Ryan and Danny. Danny might hit a new move maybe even 2 but so what he has to beat me and Gideon. We are going to incapacitate Ryan and dbl team Adams. One on one Gideon beat him.

Gideon: You couldn’t beat me Danny and I doubt you will do any better with Neil. Your only prayer is to work as a team and quite frankly you are not a team.

Howard: Any secrets you want to give out.

Neil: Yeah Hughes gave us a few pointers on Adams and even Mendez when he was wrestling as AWOL.

Gideon: Just because you have the perfect hairstyle for comedy and the tendency to be a running gag Mendez doesn’t mean you are entertaining. You are a lot like a Pauly Shore marathon. You are supposed to be funny but are way over paid for what little work you do. You can be the clown, the jester to the Gothic Mime. Together you may be Britain’s answer To Finale and Willie but really was there ever anyone asking the question in the first place?

Neil: The Mime and the clown VS the TUE. There is a reason we are better then these two idiots. Adams would rather play mind games then wrestle a match. He is so F$%ked up he makes Apocalypse look normal. Let’s play some mind games. Alinie is going to be at the show. Hear you are kinda sweet on the bitch. You have a match coming up with Jason Hughes. Let me draw you a road map Adams. Steph is going to kick her ass and if Jason wants to really send a message to you all he has to do is say "Neil Gideon do what you do best and make it memorable."

Gideon: Would we attack a defenseless woman? We generally only do that type of quality work on people that annoy us. Still if the money is right we do make exceptions and Jason can afford the very best. When it comes to violence and carnage there really is no other choice besides the Alliance due to our flexibility in morals.

Neil: Got you thinking now don’t we Danny boy. Is your precious little Alinie safe or are we blowing smoke to rattle you. Never liked poker. All that bluffing bullshit is pointless if you ain’t got the cards to back the play.

Gideon: Never let it be said we do not believe in gender equality. We have been riding Finale on his abuse of women. Yes we find the antics of Finale offensive but truthfully it didn’t matter. We enjoyed annoying the living hell out him more then actually making a point.

Howard: Anything you would like to say about your other opponent?

Neil: AWOL with the bad hair day Ryan Mendez is a joke. You know how many Mixed Martial Arts matches are lost by a punch? If you can’t knock us out with a punch you sure as hell best know how to break a joint lock. Gideon is 94 wins, 0 losses, 81 wins by knockout in MMA matches. I’m 76 wins, 3 losses, 33 wins by knockout. We can take you down lock you up and tap you out and keep Goth boy from making the save.

Gideon: He may have talent but really he is minor league compared to the damage Neil and I can do.

Howard: The fans wanted me to ask you this ever since you joined TUE. Are Veronica Paige’s tits real.

Gideon: I think it is safe to say they are real. I’ve seen a lot of breasts over the years and there are only 5 doctors in the World that can do a boob job of that quality. While I haven’t seen them in action on a personal level I would have to say they are likely real.

Neil: Didn’t you say Jason told you they are "100% natural"?

Gideon: I think I’ll go with the traditional "No comment" Howard.

Howard: Love your style Neil. Anything you can tell me about Stephanie.

Neil: Nothing that she wouldn’t kick both out asses for.

Gideon: You do not want to get on her bad side Howard. Sure may be the hottest woman in wrestling but she is a lady that isn’t afraid to go after you, me, Neil, or the entire starting line up of the Raiders. She is more dangerous then most men we have wrestled and we have fought a lot of sociopaths in our day.

Neil: (Laughing) That is pretty much why I married her. Nothing like going into a bar and making bikers back off and kicking ass with the wife between beers.

Howard: That is all the time we have thank you for coming.

Gideon: The pleasure was ours. We really weren’t looking forward to waiting for a promo by Danny Boy.

Neil: Makes Skill Willie look like an interesting and charismatic guy.

Gideon: I’ve seen a block of wood do the same thing.

::They are laughing as the Howard Stern Show segment with the Alliance ends.::