Judgement Day February 22nd on PPV

::Neil and Gideon are in the training center of Gideon’s Mansion. Gideon is in his suit punching and kicking a heavy bag. Neil is curling heavy weights. The camera men get their attention.::

Gideon: Looks like it is time to cut another promo Neil.

Neil: Big F$%kin deal.

Gideon: I’ll get the props.

::Gideon gets a Judgement picture and tapes it to the heavy bag. They are given the countdown. Gideon goes over to the radio and hits play on the CD player as they are given the last number.::

Gideon: Welcome to the day before Jeffrey Wood’s Judgement day.

::I’d say music was starting to play but I was told this song was by LL Cool J so likely I am being very generous if I call it anything more then noise here.::

"I'm gonna knock you out, Mama said knock you out"

::Gideon starts hitting the picture with rights and lefts and rights. With amazing speed Gideon is laying in the punches.::

"I'm gonna knock you out, Mama said knock you out"

::Gideon starts using elbow strikes then follows up with knees.::

"I'm gonna knock you out, Mama said knock you out"

::Gideon starts drilling the face in the picture with several strikes.

"I'm gonna knock you out, Mama said………"

CRASH!!!!!!

::You hear electrical static. There is a minor explosion from the sound system as a free weight is tossed through it. Gideon turns and sees Neil only has one of the free weights in his hand. Mabye this would be a good time to point out that there are 3 things that Neil REALLY hates. The first is Hulk Hogan but that isn’t a shock. His other pet peeves are rap music and country music.::

Neil: It slipped.

::Neil is smirking.::

Gideon: I’m impressed 15ft.

Neil: What can I say. Shit happens.

Gideon: Remind me to tell Steph never to invite you to go line dancing.

Neil: Don’t mind the dress code but something about a red neck whining about his dog sleeping with his wife in a pick up kinda puts me in a foul F$%kin mood.

Gideon: Well I’m guessing that you aren’t a Confederate Railway fan.

Neil: Nah I only heard that F$%kin "Santa’s coming in a boogie woogie choo choo train" 17 times while we were getting Christmas pics with Ricky. That song is the reason there is a justifiable murder defense.

Gideon: You notice they aren’t doing much now? It only took me hearing that song 2 times to bury their careers so deep they could remember when Michael Jackson was black.

::Gideon points at the picture of Judgement that was mangled by the barrage of strikes from Gideon.::

Gideon: I’d use talking about has beens as a segway for talking about Judgement but he hasn’t been successful yet.

Neil: How about just saying he is a loser and a jackoff?

Gideon: How do we make a distinction between him and Lanier.

Neil: The goatee.

Gideon: Works for me.

Neil: Why don’t we tell these production idiots to hit the road.

Gideon: In a second. Judgement when we work Apocalypse’s arm we are going to knock you out. Anything you wish to add Neil?

Neil: Yup. Lanier you can……

::The promo ends before Neil finishes. Given Neil’s complete and total lack of tact and restraint we can only assume it was less then complimentary towards Matt Lanier… It is not likely that half the things are even physically possible and the ones that are possible are illegal and only seen in German porn flicks.::