Lanier is not the only one that can spit on Core pride

::Neil and Gideon are at the Core arena with the tag belts. The go to the interview room. Neil has a duffle bag.::

Neil: I got it. We still going to do it?

Gideon: Yes.

Neil: Good.

::Neil and Gideon get a table and Neil opens the dufflebag. Neil takes out a chainsaw. They are given the countdown. 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…………::

Neil: In case you are wondering what we are doing we are going to take a piss on everything Core stands for.

Gideon: This isn’t a new idea or even ground breaking. Matt has already beat us to this. When he took over Core he basically ruined everything Core stands for. Sure we are angry but look at what has happened.

Neil: Matt is a slimy twofaced dickless pathetic worthless nothing happening loser.

Gideon: Have you seen what he did to Jack Diamond? He basically said he couldn’t have a title shot and in less then a minute Jack beat Skill Willie. Why did this happen you might ask. It is because Matt Lanier only looks out for his friends. Good ole boy politics in action. That is what killed WCW but unlike most intelligent people Matt hasn’t learned from their mistakes.

Neil: He would rather a guy quit and promote any ass kisser that gets on his good side like Jake Finale.

Gideon: Jake Finale is getting what we call in the business "The Jesus push". No matter what he does he gets the very best booking and any assistance he needs to get a win. Regardless of the resources it takes to do it Matt’s boy has to be a superstar and we have to learn to deal with it. Talent is meaningless because the boss likes the guy and is going to force him down our throats until he actually gets over. Or in WCW’s case until the federation closes.

Neil: Now we deal with these useless pieces of shit.

::Neil starts up the chainsaw and they take the tag titles to the work table. Gideon places the tag titles on the slab of wood on the work table. Neil starts shredding the tag belts with the chainsaw. bits on metal and leather start going all over the place. Neil and Gideon are laughing.::

Gideon: All that is left is debris and the straps from the belts.

::Gideon takes the straps from one of the tag title belts and fastens it around his left arm. Neil does the same thing with the other straps.::

Gideon: This is the day of mourning. These arm bands we wear in memory of what the Core tag titles used to mean before Lanier destroyed any credibility left in Core.

Neil: Now for a burial at sea.

::Neil gets a garbage can. Gideon gets a broom and dust pan. The bits of metal and leather is all put into the waste basket.::

Neil: Follow us.

::The camera follows Neil and Gideon.::

::Neil flushes the bits of metal and leather down the toilet.::

Gideon: This is what Matthew does to this sport. He takes everything that the legends before us and uses it to feed the colossal ego of his. He doesn’t care that the tag division died. He only cares about pushing his own guys and his lackeys. Nothing matters to Matt beyond his ego being stroked by his stooges. Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.

Neil: Crap to crap.

::Gideon puts the arm with the armband over his chest. Neil blows his nose into the toilet and spits as he pulls the handle sending the shattered remnants of the tag division to where it has been sent under Matt Lanier’s control. Swirling the toilet to be forgotten.::

Neil: The tag titles are shit. There isn’t a tag team left because Matt killed the tag division.

Gideon: Let us have a moment of silence.

::Gideon bows his head. After dumping more of the debris down the toilet Neil turns his back to the camera and takes a leak in the toilet before flushing it.::

Neil: Really lucky I don’t have to take a "Lanier" right now.

Gideon: To those of you that are not used to the more politically correct comments from Neil I will explain. By saying "Lanier" Neil is politely mentioning excrement. A bodily waste much like Matthew Lanier is a bodily waste of Core.

Neil: Back to the interview room.

::Neil and Gideon go back to the interview area.::

Neil: I’m facing Sidarian and he is another guy that Matt is protecting. Fenix was given the bums rush out of Core to protect Sid.

Gideon: Now Matt thinks that he can feed Neil to him. Reality doesn’t work that way Matt.

Neil: When I get screwed in this match with Sidarian I’ll settle the score next week.

Gideon: Matt you want to play games we will play a game you don’t understand. It is based on pain. You see you may have gotten in a cheap victory but remember history repeats itself. Back at Pearl Harbor the Japanese got in their cheap attack and were able to gloat. Then there was the retaliation. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were dealt with in a way that showed the world… How did you put it Neil?

Neil: You don’t F$%k with an American.

Gideon: Lanier isn’t Japanese but his last name does come from France known for spineless cowards. Perhaps cowardice is hereditary inherited from your parents. Perhaps it is a product of your environment. Perhaps he is just a coward because it is his gimmick. Whatever the reason much like the Japanese he will be dealt with as the insignificant little insect he is.

Neil: You F$%ked over the wrong people. We are going to hurt you bad and make you bleed.

Gideon: We will make you see just what you unleashed.

Neil: We will work your ribs and we will mess up your face. You thought you understood pain but you haven’t dealt with 2 mean vicious sadistic SOBs like me and Gideon.

Gideon: Back to Sidarian. We aren’t going to sell you short but you are facing the wrong man at the wrong time.

Neil: I’ve got to make an example out of someone and you got the short straw. I’m tired of F#$kin around. Matt wants to screw me out of a match he will bleed. I think this match is a F#$king set up too. I’m point blank going into the match to injure you. I’m going to bury knee after knee into your ribs. I’m not going to stop until you start coughing up blood.

Gideon: You might be asking why.

Neil: You poke a grizzly with a stick and it will maul you for being a F$%kin idiot. In Core I’m the meanest Grizzly there is. I know Matt plans another screw job and guess what I don’t care. My only plan is to make Sidarian hurt bad. Belt isn’t on the line so I don’t have to try and get the belt.

Gideon: You could have thrown the belt at Neil as a distraction. Now that is not an option.

Neil: Sucks to be you Sid. I’ve studied the tapes. You think you are going to use the Dragon Rage on me son? Ain’t happening I’m 359 and even if I was slow and stupid you couldn’t lift me up for it. High flying shit might take me down but that "float like a butterfly sting like a bee" crap doesn’t fly. This is reality. How often does the small guy win? Last time I remember the small guy winning was way back in David and Goliath and that was only because the punk had a sling.

Gideon: The Diving Spear will be converted to a DDT. The Dragon Death is a power move that you can’t do if Neil cracks some of your ribs.

Neil: Power and technical VS me. While you were in elementary school I was shoot wrestling in Japan. I have created moves that end careers and used them on people. My Fracas Driver put out Genocide. My Fracasplexes injure people. I can lock a joint or flat out do damage with pure power. I’ve looked at your tapes and I’m planning on countering the best you want to toss at me. I was screwed out of a match. I’m going after you Sid to get that match back.

Gideon: Now we have things to do. Let us raise our arms in a salute to Matt Lanier with the Core tag team titles.

::Neil and Gideon lift their left arms then give the camera the finger with the straps of the Core tag team titles around their arm. Neil packs the chainsaw in the duffel bag and takes it with them as Neil and Gideon leave as the camera stops taping.::

EPILOGUE

::Neil and Gideon are out in the parking lot. Neil takes a title belt out of his dufflebag. It has the NEW sticker on it. It must be one of the tag team title belts.::

Neil: 10 to 1 they will never even notice that they didn’t have the stickers on them.

Gideon: Just because you see a tree doesn’t mean you realize you are in a forest.

Neil: Yup.

Gideon: As bad as we are disrespecting the tag titles like that would be wrong.

Neil: Yup they may be shit but they used to mean something before Matt and Fitz killed the tag division.

Gideon: The fake belts do make interesting arm bands.

Neil: Can’t wait to use it to Fracasline someone.

::The Epilogue ends with Neil and Gideon chuckling.::