Bastion
Booger was one of the single worst ideas ever. His gimmick was that he was a fat,
stupid, smelly guy who ate a lot. This man was pure lard. I don’t think he had
any muscle at all on him. Just look at his picture! He made his first
appearance in June 1993 with a dramatic loss to Virgil. He quickly rebounded
though with a stunning victory against Virgil a few weeks later. Bastion Booger
should be very proud indeed for only needing two tries to beat an equally
talent-less wrestler who weighed 150 pounds less. After his feud with Virgil he
went on to beating jobbers and losing to most of the WWF’s other superstars.
Sometimes, jobbers would offer him deodorant before a match. He usually
finished them off by doing a short dance and then doing a vertical splash on
his opponents, in which he would almost sit on their face. In Survivor Series
’93 he teamed with the Headshrinkers and Bam Bam Bigelow to face the
Bushwackers and M.O.M, all of whom were dressed like Doink. His first priority
seemed to be eating the Headshrinker’s bananas, and not winning the match. He
was eventually pinned by Mabel, which is embarrassing in itself. He was
supposed to be in the ’94 rumble, but he never showed up. The announcers
claimed that he had eaten too much and gotten sick. He was relieved of his
duties shortly afterwords.
Accomplishments
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Getting on Survivor Series ’93.
Disgraceful Moments
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Stealing an ice cream sandwich from a girl
in the audience.
