EcKo's Entrance Theme
- Fat Joe - "Safe 2 Say (The Incredible)" -
[[The scene opens in the interviewing station, located in the backstage area of the arena. Standing in front of the camera are the interviewer, Josh. And none other than the “Franchise Soldier” himself, EcKo! Finally realizing they're on the air, Josh begins the interview]]
“Interviewer” Josh
"Good evening, fans! I am standing here with one-half of New Found Power, hoping to maybe get a couple of questions in, if time permits! So, EcKo... we are only hours away from possibly the biggest Pay-Per-View in the WCWF. What are your thoughts on how the evening might progress?”
EcKo
"To tell you the truth, Josh... I could care less. All I care about is Mr. Thursday Night and myself walking out of here the new Intercontinental Champion, and the new Heavyweight Champion of the World!”
“Interviewer” Josh
"What would you say your partner’s chances of winning the Heavyweight Title tonight might be?”
EcKo
"Chances? There are no chances he’s gonna’ win! It’s a proven fact! If you’re wanting to stand in the way of Mr. Thursday Night, then, prepare to lose! There’s no “chances” he’s gonna’ win! It’s a proven fact! At the end of the night, prepare to crown a new WCWF Heavyweight Champion!”
“Interviewer” Josh
"EcKo, tonight, as you’re well aware, you will stepping into the ring with “The Iceman” himself, Frost. Are you at all worried that you will be walking out of here tonight with a loss?”
EcKo
"Wow! You really are looking for an ass kickin’... aren’t you?”
“Interviewer” Josh
"I really didn’t mean anything by it, EcKo. It’s just another one of my...”
EcKo
*cutting Josh off* "...stupid questions? Yeah... that’s what I thought! Now, I’m gonna’ give you one more chance. Ask another question!”
“Interviewer” Josh
"Coming into this match, what is your game plan?”
EcKo
"’Eh... still not great. We’ll work on that. Alright, Josh? My game plan is simply this... dishin’ out one hell of an ass-whoopin’ for ‘ol pubic head! If he wants to come out to the ring, and bore the crowd with his gay jokes, and other crappy humor he learned from Jerry Seinfield, then he can go ahead and do it again tonight. ‘Cuz, tonight, I’m all about kickin’ some ass! There’s two reasons I came here tonight. To kick ass, and chew bubble gum! And I’m clean out of bubble gum! Too bad for Frost!”
“Interviewer” Josh
"Well, here! I have some gum!”
[[Josh lowers the microphone, and begins digging in his pant pocket. He pulls out a package of Juicy Fruit, and pulls a stick out, and holds it out for EcKo to take. EcKo stares at the stick of gum, then back up at Josh. As if saying, “You’ve got to be f*cking kidding me!” Realizing he’s made a stupid mistake, Josh raises the microphone back up to EcKo.]]
EcKo
"God damnit, Josh! You are about five seconds away from an ass-kickin’ yourself! I’ve got a great idea! You just stand there, look stupid, and let me do the talking, mmmk? Tonight, Frost is walking into that match with a snow cone, probably, and his Intercontinental Title. And tonight, he will be walking out with nothing but a concussion! Cherish your last moments with that Intercontinental Title, Frost! I’ll tell you what... polish that title up for me while you’re in you locker-room waiting for our match. And you know what? Go ahead and pry your name off the bottom of that belt. And stick EcKo’s name on it. Ya’ know? Speed the process up a little bit! Because if you actually think you’re winning the match tonight... you’re a lot dumber than you look! But, that’s just stating the obvious! But, you’re also really funny, that's what's so great about you, Frost! Thinking I’m a washed-up loser, and how you are so much better than me because you have gold around your waist! That’s really funny! Considering you didn’t do sh*t to get the title. And for the simple fact you’re a third-rate loser, carrying the second most important title in the WCWF. That’s what I find hilarious about you, Frost! Tonight, you’re gonna’ be stepping into the ring with a first-rate wrestler, who’s all about kickin’ ass and takin’ names! Think of it this way, Frost. Tonight, I’m gonna’ be the teacher, and you’ll be the student with a bit of a learning disability! Once you step into that ring, you’ve just entered “Kick Ass 101” with Professor EcKo! Prepare to get an F minus, minus, minus, minus! Class begins at about nine’o’clock tonight! Don’t be late!"
[[EcKo then turns around, and walks away. The cameras focus on Josh’s confused face. The scene fades to black as Josh puts a stick of Juicy Fruit in his mouth.]]
