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A new Federation is born, Superstars from all over will breath life into it…causing it to grow by leaps an bounds as time goes by. From former Champions to rising stars…all will be joined by one common goal…to earn some shiny, new WWF Gold an the pride, respect an honor that comes along it. But what Federation would ever be complete without its weekly dose of…Mattitude?! That’s right Matt Hardy Version 1.0 has signed on an is ready to begin kickin azz an takin names as well as spreading the belief an work ethic that he’s come to embrace so dearly known as Mattitude. Matt was once part of one of the biggest an most successful Tag Teams in all of WWE history…The Hardyz also known as Team Xtreme. But after parting ways with his brother Jeff he’s seen that he was just holdin Matt back an suppressing the talent an fire that burns within his hart. A new Matt Hardy was born containing more determination, intensity an fearlessness then ever before. Time an time again he proved his worth in the WWE an now it’s time to do the same here in WWF…come Raw Matt Hardy Version 1.0 will get the chance to give his younger brother Jeff Hardy a serious Mattitude Adjustment!
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«¥°Scene One: A Weird Old Lady, An Annoyin Kid an The Sensei of Mattitude°¥»
Time And Date: 10:45 PM, August 10th, 2003
Location: Delta Airlines Flight 125
A male’s voice comes over the loud speaker announcing Flight information as the Plane pulls onto the Runway of a North Carolina Airport. Stewardesses scurry up an down the Isle getting Passengers prepared for take off as North Carolina native Matt Hardy buckles his belt an relaxes back in his plush, comfy First Class. A few minutes pass before the Plane is airborne, the pilot comes over the speakers an gives the “ok” for the Passengers to move about the Plane then goes on to give the estimated time of arrival at the Memphis Airport. Matt smiles an glances at his watch then catches the attention of a Stewardess walkin by.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt Hardy×¥»: Excuse me Miss, when you get a minute can you bring me a pillow? I need to rest an prepare for tomorrow night…can’t have the innovator of Mattitude walkin around tired an with his bags under his eyes, haha.
«¥×"Over Perfumed" Stewardess×¥»: Sure Mr. Hardy, can I get you anything else?
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt Hardy×¥»: Humm…actually yes, I’d like a bottled water also if it’s not too much trouble.
The Stewardess smiles at Matt an nods then makes her way down the Isle to get the things he asked for. Matt unhooks his belt, stands up an retrieves his Carry On bag from the overhead compartment then takes his seat again an opens it. An elderly lady sittin next to Matt looks over an watches him as she opens her purse an takes out a bottle of Prune Juice. Matt doesn’t notice her watchin him an continues to dig through his Carry On in search of something. Finally he finds what he was lookin for an pulls it slowly out of his bag an stares at it a bit. It’s a photograph of himself an Lita from back in their WWE days lookin happy an cheerful. In the photo Matt’s got his arm around Lita’s shoulder an she’s got hers around his waist, both are smiling an doin the old school Hardy hand sign. He continues to stare at the photo, runnin his thumb lightly over Lita’s image as the elderly lady next to him leans closer to him an looks at the photo.
«¥×"Prune Loving" Old Lady×¥»: Is that your wife, sonny? She’s a lovely lookin young lady an you’re not too bad lookin yourself…though you really need a haircut. Young men should not have long hair, it’s uncivilized.
Matt looks over at the elderly lady an smiles a bit, restin the photo down on his lap.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: Huh? Oh, it’s not my wife it’s my girlfriend…or was, I’m not quite sure which it is right now. Ya see I was so buzy at my last job an she was injured then trainin an Rehabbing that we didn’t really see much of each other. This Thursday’s gonna be the first time I’ve got to see her in months.
The elderly lady nods an opens her Prune Juice as a Stewardess comes back with a pillow an bottled water for Matt. She smiles in that fake Stewardess fashion an sets the items down on the tray folded down in front of Matt then leaves back down the Isle. He takes the pillow an puts it behind his head then leans back an twists the cap off his bottled water. The elderly lady smiles an holds her Prune Juice out to him.
«¥×"Prune Loving" Old Lady×¥»: Would you like some, young man? It’ll clean you right out an make you regular. I drink ten bottles of Prune Juice a day an I feel as that talking Bunny from that Cereal says..grrreeatt.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: I think you mean Tony the Tiger, ma’am. No thanks I’m good with just my water, besides my veins are following with Mattitude…an that cleanses an purifies me both in body an mind.
«¥×"Prune Loving" Old Lady×¥»: Is that some kinda laxative, sonny? If so I’ll have to pick some up when I get home. You can never have enough Prunes or Laxatives.
Matt shakes his head an smiles as he takes a sip of his water.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: No it’s something that comes from within, it’s an ethic an belief that no matter who you are you can better your life an fulfill any dream no matter how big or small. Most people lack Mattitude an condemn themselves to livin a hollow an boring existence, but you see I’m the Sensei of Mattitude an I’ll help whomever I think has a lil Mattitude hidden within them to bring that out an live their life to max, to the xtreme an to the fullest.
The elderly lady opens her purse again an takes out a bag of Prunes as she listens to Matt then offers him a Prune. He smiles an shakes his head.
«¥×"Prune Loving" Old Lady×¥»: Are you sure you don’t want one sonny? Cause it seems as though you’re pardon my language…but full of shit. I’m ninety years old an I’ve lived a great life without what you call Mattitude or whatever.
Matt’s jaw drops a bit at her comment an he just looks at her. She smiles sweetly an eats a Prune then looks at the photo still sittin on his lap an goes to pick it up but misses in her old age an grabs Matt’s crotch a lil. Matt makes a face an gently swats her hand away.
«¥×"Prune Loving" Old Lady×¥»: Oops sorry there, young man. My eyes ain’t what they used to be.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: It’s ok, being a Superstar an what not I’m used to havin females grabbin at my crotch…just not really old ones. An ya know I can see a lil fire an Mattitude in you, whether you wanna admit it or not…I dare say that you are an MFer, ma’am.
«¥×"Prune Loving" Old Lady×¥»: Sonny, did you just call me a cuss phrase…a mother beeper?!
Matt laughs a lil an shakes his head as the elderly lady looks over at him curiously.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: No no, an MFer is short for Mattitude Follower.
«¥×"Prune Loving" Old Lady×¥»: Ohh ok, I got it. Well I guess bein your form of an MFer’s a lot better then bein a mother beeper huh, sonny? Are you sure you don’t wanna Prune, they’re really good an soft. I need to eat soft things on a count of me havin no teeth…that’s probably a big reason why me an my husband have been together so long. Whatcha think sonny?
Matt makes a sour face an tries to smile as he takes another gulp of his water, the elderly lady leanin close to him an showin him her mouth an lack of teeth. Matt leans away from her, his head an upper body protruding into the Isle a bit as he nods. The elderly lady stays leanin close to him an showin her gums to him when a young boy walkin by accidentally smacks Matt in the back of the head with a Toy. Matt’s head jerks forward a bit an he raises an eyebrow as he turns his head to look at the young boy.
«¥×"Hyper Active" Young Boy×¥»: Sorry Mister!
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: It’s ok lil guy, accidents happen.
The young boy smiles an holds up his toy in Matt’s face, causing Matt to have to lean back a lil to see what it is. A big smile dawns his face as he sees that the young boy’s Toy is a Wrestling Action Figure. The young boy must’ve chewed on the head it though which made it impossible for Matt to identify who the Figure is of.
«¥×"Hyper Active" Young Boy×¥»: Whee! I love Airplanes! Do you like them Mister?! I love lookin up the Stewardesses dresses too! Do you Mister?!
The young boy bounces around in the Isle next to where Matt’s sittin as Matt smiles an takes a gulp of his water, peekin out of the corner of his eye to see that the elderly lady as fallen asleep. He lets out a sigh of relief to himself an smiles more.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: Yeah to the first question an no to the second, haha. So do you like Wrestling?
«¥×"Hyper Active" Young Boy×¥»: Oh yeah! I love it! You know you kinda look like that guy that used to be in the WWE that my mom called an arrogant azz monkey! Are you Mister?!
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: Well I could be the one your momma was talking bout, but I’m not an arrogant azz clown I’m just confident in my skills an abilities an the fact that with Mattitude I can accomplish anything an everythin I wanna.
«¥×"Hyper Active" Young Boy×¥»: Umm ok! Gee that old lady next to your snores loud an I think she’s drewlin in her sleep, eww! I still wet the bed sometimes but at least I don’t drewl all over myself, that’s nasty!
The young boy makes a face an stares at the elderly lady in the seat next to Matt. Matt laughs an glances over at her then looks back the at the boy an takes another drink of his water. The Young boy jumps around in the Isle an swings his Action Figure around in the air, knockin Matt’s bottled water out of his hand an causing it to spill all over his lap.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: Oh no, great it looks like I wet my pants. Excuse me lil guy, I gotta go to the Restroom an dry this off.
Matt stands up, looks down at his pants an tries to wipe some water off then waits for the young boy to bounce out of his way an steps out into the Isle. He begins makin his way down the Isle towards the Restroom with the young boy hopin after him. Matt Reaches the Restroom an sees that the green “unoccupied” sign is on the door. The young boy begins to make engine sounds an jumps all around in the Isle behind Matt while he quickly opens the door an goes inside to wipe the water off his pants as well as to get away from all the weird people that appear to be sharing the same flight as him, leadin the Scene to an end.
«¥°Scene Two: Two Xtreme Paths Finally Cross Again°¥»
Time And Date: 5:30 AM, August 11, 2003
Location(s): Tupelo Airport and Bancorp South Center
The Scene reopens in a bustling Tupelo, Mississippi Airport as Matt Hardy makes his way through the crowds of travelers to the baggage claim, where he waits impatiently for his bags to go by on the conveyor belt. A few moments pass when he sees his bags pass an grabs them off the conveyor belt then quickly plows through the crowds in the direction of the exit.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: Excuse me, excuse me…I’ve got places to go, azzes to kick, the word of Mattitude to spread…can ya’ll possibly move outta the way a lil faster? My grandma moves quicker then this an she’s ninety years old with two fake hips.
Matt chuckles an continues to plow his way through the mass of dawdling travelers, finally reaching the exit an headin outside onto the loadin an unloadin zone. He sets his bags down an looks in both directions for his Limo. Matt glances at his watch an sighs a bit as he continues to look for his Limo. A few more minutes pass when a black Limo pulls alongside the curb in front of Matt. The door flies open an the Driver jumps out then sprints around the Limo an over to Matt, apologizing for bein a bit late as he picks up Matt’s bags.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: It’s ok man, can you just take me to the Arena? I’ve gotta get a work out an some practice in before later…along with a lil meditation to get myself focused for tonight, where I’m set to take on my cocky younger bro Jeff. Ya know he was always the favorite between us…but the only reason for that was the teeny bopper girls all drewled over him, they didn’t care that his in-ring abilities were very limited an that I carried the Team as his azz was most likely unconscious somewhere in the Ring or around it.
The driver smiles a lil an nods as he puts Matt’s’ bags into the trunk then pulls open the back door for him. Matt smiles an climbs into the backseat, the Driver shuttin the door behind him. Matt settles into the Leather seat an grabs a bottled water an some Strawberries from the Mini Fridge as the Driver gets back into the driver’s seat an pulls out into the roadway.
….thirty minutes pass….
The Limo pulls into the back parkin garage of the Arena an slows to a stop near the back door. The Driver quickly hops out, jogs around to the back of the Limo an pops open the trunk as Matt swings open his door an climbs out of the Limo. He glances around at the few parked rental cars an other Limo’s then smiles an walks back to the trunk, takin his bags from the trunk.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: I got it from here, I can take these. Oh an just a sec you deserve a tip for getting here in such good time.
Matt smiles an sets down one of his bags then takes a handful of bills from his pocket, handin the Driver a fifty before pickin his other bag back up an headin for the back door. Matt pulls open the door an steps into the Arena, which is mostly empty due to the hour bein so early except for a few people here an there. Matt swings his bags over his shoulders an strolls down the hallway in search of his Locker Room. He finds an unlabeled one at the end of the Hall an assumes it must be his as he didn’t see his name on any of the other doors. He smiles an turns the knob then walks into the Locker Room. A red haired woman comin out of the next room over stops dead in her tracks as she sees Matt, her jaw drops open a tiny bit.
«¥×Woman×¥»: ...Matt?
Matt’s eyes widen, he drops his bags from his shoulders an his jaw drops open as he sees who was callin him. He stands there frozen for a moment an looks at her, a smile creepin across his face.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: Amy…?
The woman we now know to be non other then Lita, looks Matt over an chuckles lightly.
«¥×"The Original Queen of Xtreme" Lita×¥»: I can't believe it's really you..
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: Umm…I could say the same for you…long time no see.
Matt smiles an gazes at Lita for a minute, takin in her beauty as if seein her for the first time. He then laughs a bit an picks his bags back up.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: Sorry, I guess I got the wrong Locker Room…I’ll get outta your way…again sorry bout that.
Lita looks down a moment, bitin her bottom lip a bit then moves a lil closer towards him.
«¥×"The Original Queen of Xtreme" Lita×¥»: ..Wait Matt.. stay a lil bit..
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: Are you sure? Cause I sure don’t wanna be a bother or nothing.
He smiles an watches Lita bitin her lip a bit, chuckling softly.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: I see you still have the habit of bitin your lip when you’re nervous…I always thought that was so cute, I used to tease you bout it…say if you kept doin that you were gonna chew right through your lip.
Lita touches her fingertips to her bottom lip, lowerin her eyes and smiles a lil.
«¥×"The Original Queen of Xtreme" Lita×¥»: I remember…
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: So…you have a Match tonight too I’m guessin?
Matt smiles a bit as he makes his way over to the couch, takes a seat an drops his bags down onto the floor next to his feet, one of them tippin over an some of its contents fallin out, such as some clothes, a few CD’s an a couple of old photo’s of himself an Lita from back in their WWE days. Matt leans down an scurries to pick up his belongings an shove them back into his bag. Lita kneels down close to him, offerin to help as she notices a picture of herself an Matt layin on the floor before he picks it up.
«¥×"The Original Queen of Xtreme" Lita×¥»: Uh no.. I got the night off.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: That’s cool, umm…maybe you can watch my Match tonight…if you’re not buzy then. I’m facin Jeff…an he’s gonna have his girl Trish down at Ringside, I’m pretty sure anyway…but ya know that don’t really bother at all cause I’ve been dyin to go head to head with Jeff for a long time. He acts like it was me in the spotlight…an he was poor lil Jeffy in my shadow, yeah right. He always got everythin handed to him back in the WWE just cause girls all liked him, who cared if he couldn’t wrestle without hurtin himself or costing himself or us a Match. I busted my azz to win Matches an earn what I got…all he had to do was put on some silly face paint an hurl himself through a table. I’m so sick of hearin how I got everythin, I didn’t GET anything…I EARNED it. An now since I’ve discovered Mattitude I’ve got more determination, courage an hart then ever to win an achieve whatever I set my mind to.
Matt reaches for the last item of his that’s still sittin on the floor, his hand touchin Lita’s a lil. Lita shyly pulls her hand back close to her.
«¥×"The Original Queen of Xtreme" Lita×¥»: Well.. good luck anyways.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: Thanks Amy...
Matt lowers his eyes an bites his lip a bit as he zips his bag up an sits back up, leanin back against the couch an holdin his hand out to Lita to help her up. Lita takes his hand, standin up then crosses her arms.
«¥×"The Original Queen of Xtreme" Lita×¥»: Thanks.. So, what've you been doin with yourself since..the last time I saw you?
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: Ahh…not a lot actually, I mean I was in the WWE for a while an I picked up the Cruiserweight Title there a few times…wish you would’ve been there to see that. Then just went back to Cameron, trained hardcore an worked on masterin the art of Mattitude even further then I already did. ..you?
«¥×"The Original Queen of Xtreme" Lita×¥»: Hm.. well after my neck injury a few years back.. I eventually did return to WWE also just over to Raw.. but I had a fallin out with the company an since then I’ve just been keepin in top shape til I got a phone call one day an well, here I am..
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: That’s cool...it was too bad you didn’t come over to Smackdown with me back then, you could’ve been not just the Queen of Xtreme but the Queen of Mattitude as well.
Matt gets to his feet, smiles a lil an clears his throat before lookin at Lita an bitin his lip a bit.
«¥×"The Sensei of Mattitude" Matt×¥»: Umm it’s ok if you say no an all but…uhh I was wonderin if maybe I could have a hug Amy…I missed you.
Lita smiles a lil, lookin at Matt an nods slightly. Matt smiles a lil also, steps closer to her an wraps his arms around her, huggin her tightly. She closes her eyes, leanin her head against his shoulder lightly as she hugs him tightly back, gettin almost too comfortable. Matt smiles a lil more an continues huggin Lita tightly, leanin his head against hers a bit as the Scene fades to black.
«¥×End Of R/P×¥»
