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EWF television is coming from commercial break as we see the camera in front of a Walgreens drug store. The camera zooms in as a black stretch limo pulls up into the parking lot, the front door opens and out comes the limo driver. He opens the door and out comes two buff guys in black who seem to be bodyguards. They step away from the door and then out climbs The Rock who is wearing a black leather vest with matching pants. He pulls off his shades and inhales the air and then begins to cough. He then gets a disgusted look on his face as the limo driver shuts the door that The Rock and his body guards came out of.




(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Damn, The Rock knew they called Chicago the Windy City. But he sure as hell didn't know that the wind smelled like hot ass!

The two body guards laugh as The Rock gets a big grin on his face. He then walks away from the limo as the two men follow him closely, The Rock then turns around and points at them.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Listen up! The Rock is gonna go in here and buy some stuff and if you even THINK that someone is gonna try to get close to me lay the Smackdown on their candy ass! I'm a movie star and I don't want the trash of Chicago putting their nasty little hands on me and opening their little nasty mouths. Hell, if they even look at me don't hesitate to break them off a piece of that ASS KICK bar!


(-] Body Guard #1 [-)
Okay but can I ask you a question, Rock? Why have you all of a sudden started to act diffrent, I mean you used to love it here in Chicago.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Love Chicago? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been taking a little puff puff of that stuff stuff? I mean saying that I used to like Chicago is like saying that The Rock doesn't like Pie! And we all know that The Rock loves pie like he loves to lay the Smackdown! Now if you're done asking your 21 questions Mr. 50 Cent I'd like to go shopping. Oh and how would you know I LOVED Chicago anyways? I just hired you two last week after that old woman tried to get me to sign her oxygen machine!

The Rock then walks off heading towards the entrance of the Walgreens. The two bodyguards begin to walk behind him as the one who talked to The Rock touches the other one to get his attention.


(-] Body Guard #1 [-)
I guess that website was wrong. The Rock HATES Chicago and loves Miami!


(-] Body Guard #2 [-)
Yeah, but since the site said he's from Chicago shouldn't he love it?


(-] Body Guard #1 [-)
Good point. Sometimes I think we should be college professors instead of bodyguards!

The Rock and both men enter the Walgreens as the whole store stops and looks at The Rock and begins to run towards him. He jumps on top of a table and begins to shake his head and point into the crowd, the two men stand in front of the table and push the fans back.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, WHOA! The Brahma Bull demands that all of you go back to buying lotion to please yourself with, because by the looks of things none of you get pie! And for the ladies I'm married, plus all of you look like Drag Queens!

The people then slowly walk away from The Rock as he jumps down from the table and fixes his clothes to make sure they're straight. He then looks around the store and nods his head as one of the security guards walks closer to him.


(-] Body Guard #1 [-)
That was amazing! I've never seen a celebrity make people go away like that! You've got balls!


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
You damn right The Rock has balls. Hell, The Rock has more balls than the NBA and NFL put together!


(-] Body Guard #1 [-)
Haha! Man you're a trip Rock.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Hmm, maybe I should have told them I was the CHICAGO BULL instead of the Brahma Bull because then they wouldnt have only got away from me, but they would have left the whole store!


(-] Body Guard #1 [-)
Man, you should consider being a comedian!


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Okay, what's your name?


(-] Body Guard #1 [-)
My name is --


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! What you need to do is take your candyass down that aisle and go get some lipstick because if you wanna kiss The Rock's ass you should at least try to fix yourself up! Go!

The guy gives The Rock a pissed off look and walks away as The Rock smiles and walks down the aisle that he told the body guard to go down. The Rock then picks up a box as the camera zooms in on it and we see it is a box of band aids. The second body guard walks over to The Rock and touches him on the shoulder as The Rock jumps and turns around. He looks at the body guard and raises an eyebrow.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
What in the BLUE hell is wrong with you? You're lucky The Rock is the kind of person thats thinks before he does something because if he wasn't you'd be on that floor trying to connect your head to the rest of your body!


(-] Body Guard #2 [-)
Sorry, so why do you need band aids? Are those scars from when Shawn Michaels and Triple H attacked you?

The second body guard begins to get closer in The Rock's face looking at a few scrapes on his forehead that seem like they weren't done not too long ago. The second body guard then begins to point at it and look harder.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
What the hell are you talking about? The Rock would never have scars from those chumps DX, I mean those two sons of bitches could never hurt The Rock!


(-] Body Guard #2 [-)
So how'd those scars get there?


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Don't worry about how The Rock got his scars or why he needs these band aids you just worry about protecting me!

The Rock signals for the second body guard to follow him as he walks to the front of the store, the first body guard then appears with them. The Rock walks over to a rack and grabs bottle of Tylenol.


(-] Body Guard #1 [-)
What do you need those for?


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Why are you all in The Rock's buisness? If some crazy pimpled face geek runs up to The Rock to interview me for his internet site are you gonna ask questions? Or are you gonna take his little laptop and shove it straight up his Candy ass!? The Rock is getting these Tylenol because he's going home after RAW is WAR and his daughter likes to cry and it hurts the ears like hell.

The second body guard attempts to whisper in the first body guard's ear but he's really loud and The Rock hears him.


(-] Body Guard #2 [-)
Yeah right, it's for the ass kicking he got from DX!


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Hold it right there you Shrek lookin' jabroni! You're lucky The Rock has on his good clothes today -- wait, all my clothes are good. You're lucky that The Rock has stuff to do because if he didn't he'd be laying the Smackdown on both your asses! Right here in front of all these pieces of trash in this store! Hell why is The Rock even talking to you two? How about this, I leave in MY limo and leave you two jabronis here with no way out of Chicaco?


(-] Body Guard #2 [-)
No! Rock we're sorry!


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Too late, boy. And what did I tell you about kissing my ass? I told you to get lipstick but I see you didn't so here you can use this!

The Rock reaches in a box and pulls out lip chap, he hands it to the guy as the guy gets a pissed off look on his face. The Rock walks past the checkout area and is out of the door, he sticks his head back in and points at the cashier.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
I'm one big ol' lovin machine, but I'm sure you already know that! So I'll pay you for these items later by giving your daughter the most electrifying night of her life!

The Rock then walks away from the store as the camera follows him. The two body guards begin chasing after him begging for him to let them ride with him.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Have some pride you jackasses! Here get yourselves plane tickets!

The Rock throws a dollar on the ground and then climbs into the limo and shuts the door. The limo pulls off and the camera pans out as we see the two body guards chasing after the car. The camera then fades to commercial break as we see a commercial for the upcoming RAW is WAR main event.



We come from commercial break and see that we're in a locker room, the camera goes a little to the left and we see The Rock standing updancing. There's a stereo behind him that is playing "Never can say Goodbye" by the Jackson 5. The Rock then does the moon walk but trips over his duffle bag but tries to plays it off by spinning around. A guy with a black EWF shirt on comes in but The Rock is too busy dancing to notice, the guy stands behind The Rock. All of a sudden one of the light bulbs from the top of the ceiling falls down and crashes on half of The Rock's head as he yells.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
AHH! TITO MY HAIR!

The Rock then begins to rub his head and sees that only a little bit of the bulb got on him and he just has a little cut. He then cuts the stereo off and shakes his head and begins to look pissed.




(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Only in Chicago! (We hear the fans boo from the ring area.)

The guy who entered the locker room touches The Rock on the shoulder and The Rock jumps up quickly and is in a karate stance. The Rock then sees who it is and gets back in a normal stance and straightens up his clothes.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
You better watch yourself, The Rock was about to go Jackie Chan all over that ass! What in the hell do you want?


(-] EWF Staff Member [-)
Well EWF has scheduled an interview segment with you and The Coach and it's in five minutes. So unless you've got another performance to do I'd suggest you get there.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Who in the HELL are you to come in here and boss The Rock around? I'm the biggest name in ALL of entertainment and you're nothing but a little messenger. But you know what? The Rock wants to let his voice to be heard by ALL the pieces of garbage in Chicago and all of the pieces of trash around the world! So how about you guide me to where this interview is Mr. Messenger Boy?!

The guy opens The Rock's locker room door and walks out as The Rock follows. They walk down the hall and then the guy points to a door that The Rock opens, he opens it to see something VERY strange. The Coach has a stereo sorta like The Rock's and it's playing "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls! The Coach is standing up dancing like Carlton from "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" as The Rock stands there with a look of awe on his face. The Rock walks over and turns The Coach around as The Coach's eyes get big.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
YOU SICK FREAK! It's Raining Men? Looks like someone has a little sugar in their tank.


(-] The Coach [-)
No, it's not that Rock. There's a dance contest tonight at a club and I wanna win! So I need practice and you never know what song they'll play!


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Yeah, and you never know whether you're into men or women. But anyways Coach I've got things to do and people to see, so what do you want?


(-] The Coach [-)
Well before we get started you need to just take a seat over there.

Coach sits in a chair and Rock sits in a chair next to him, The Rock then scoots his chair away from The Coach's.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Don't want you trying to steal The Rock's manhood. Because it's obvious that you don't have yours!


(-] The Coach [-)
Rock on RAW we saw you attacked by your old Corporation buddies Triple H and Shawn Michaels. What do you think drove them to do this and do you have anything to say to those two who have now formed Degeneration X in EWF.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
You know what, Coach? Shawn Michaels and Triple H are two jabronis who can't do anything by themselves. I mean look it took like the whole damn roster to help Shawn Michaels beat John Cena! But wait I made a mistake, there is ONE thing that those two can do by themselves and that thing is what made them have the nerves to attack The Great One!


(-] The Coach [-)
What would that "thing" be?


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Hmm, okay. So The Rock is walking down the hall going to go chat with Triple H and Shawn Michaels, he opens up the locker room door. AND WHAT DOES HE SEE? Those two SICK freaks engaging in HHA!


(-] The Coach [-)
What's HHA, Rock?


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
HOT HOMOSEXUAL ACTION! I guess they didn't want The Rock spreading around their secret so they tried to beat me down but you can never keep me down boys.


(-] The Coach [-)
Are you sure that's a real story?


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Are you sure that your dancing contest story is the real story?


(-] The Coach [-)
Okay I'm sorry. Forget I even asked that last question, Rock. Now do you have any plans on revenge against Degeneration X or are you just gonna let it slide?


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Let it slide? Hell no! You got Shawn Michaels coming out here telling all the FEW achievements he's earned in his career and also bragging about beating John Cena for the world title. First off The Rock has got more awards and titles than Shawn Michaels will ever have! Second off beating John Cena is nothing to rap about I mean just a few months ago he was out here wrestling in hot pink trunks! But now all of a sudden he's a hip-hop superstar! Anyways, I'm gonna roll into Memphis, TN whip some candy ass and become the number one contender for the EWF world title and after that I'm gonna beat the hell out of Shawn Michaels. That is IF he can manage to get past The Undertaker!


(-] The Coach [-)
Speaking of RAW is WAR do you have anything to say about your match?


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Yeah, I've got alot to say but I'm not gonna do it in here with you. What I'm gonna do is head out to that ring and show the MILLIONS and MILLIONS of my fans that I unowned out there that I never needed them, I don't need them and I NEVER WILL NEED THEM!(The fans boo.)


(-] The Coach [-)
Okay, nice to see you Rock.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Hey, don't get the wrong idea. I know I've got the black leather on lookin REAL sexy tonight but Coach I don't swing like that. The Rock doesn't enjoy guy on guy action, if you want that you need to head to DX's locker room!

The Rock stands up and smiles, he then walks out the room and shuts the door. Coach gets up and looks out the door to make sure The Rock is gone, he then turns "It's raining men" back on and continues to dance! The camera then goes into the halls as we see The Rock on his way to the ring.



The Rock is about to turn the corner when him and the new EWF world champion Shawn Michaels run into each other. Shawn then stops and smiles, he puts the EWF world title over his shoulder.


(-] "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels[-)
If it isn't The Rock. Last time I saw you they were helping you out of the ring. I hope you aren't mad about that attack, I mean it's not our fault you couldn't cut it. But anyways Rock I'd suggest you TRY to lose on RAW because if you win you're going up against me, and you don't want that.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Damn, that's amazing.


(-] "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels[-)
What in the hell are you talking about?


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
It's amazing that you found a doctor that could remove Triple H's nose from up your ass!


(-] "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels[-)
C'mon Ro--


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
SHUT YOUR MOUTH! The Rock could kick your ass right now but then he wouldn't be able to get that World title strap off of you so what I'm gonna do is wait till next week. Now I know I can beat Steve Austin and Kurt Angle but the question is can YOU beat The Undertaker?


(-] "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels[-)
You damn right I can beat Taker and you better believe I can beat you too, Crock.


(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Shawn quit all the talkin because next week it can be you or it can be Taker but one of you sons of bithces is gonna bring the ass and The Rock is gonna bring the Whoopin!

Shawn and Rock get in each others faces and stare each other down. Shawn walks off as the camera zooms in on Rocky and he's got a big smirk on his face. The show then goes to a commercial for Fanta.



EWF returns from it's second commercial break and we are now in the ring area. The camera is going through the crowd showing fans on their feets with signs like "I smell it" and "I wanna be Stacy's Degenerate". The camera then goes over to the announce table where Jim Ross and "The King" Jerry Lawler are sitting.


(-] Jim Ross [-)
Well folks if you're just joining us you missed The Rock and Shawn Michaels, two former stable mates meeting face to face and exchanging some words.


(-] "The King" Jerry Lawler[-)
We also saw The Rock tell The Coach that Triple H and Shawn Michaels havea SPECIAL relationship!


(-] Jim Ross [-)
I'm not a fan of HBK or Triple H but I'm pretty sure those two are swinging for the right team, King.


(-] "The King" Jerry Lawler[-)
I don't know about that, J.R! I think when those two came to our announce table Triple H was trying to check out my legs!


(-] Jim Ross [-)
Yeah, sure he did. ANYWAYS on the upcoming RAW The Rock will be taking on two of his best opponets ever in Kurt Angle and Steve Austin. The winner of the match becomes the number one contender for the EWF world title which is held by Shawn Michaels!


(-] "The King" Jerry Lawler[-)
Yeah and speaking of Shawn he's gonna have his hands full with Taker in a Hell in a Cell match but believe me Undertaker is NO WHERE near Shawn!

All of a sudden the lights in the arena dim and something appears on the titantron. We hear strange music playing and see a helicopter flying over a city on the titantron. The titantron then shows cars moving really fast on the freeway and after that we hear the words "..is cooking" over the public announce system. The lights turn back on and The Rock's theme music plays as the fans begin to chant "Rocky Sucks!". The Rock then appears at the top of the stage moving his shoulders up and down as the chants get louder, he makes his way to the bottom of the steel ramp and then looks around the arena.



He then makes his way up the steel steps and climbs into the ring. He then climbs on the turnbuckle and is about to do his trademark pose but he points in the crowd and shakes his head no. He drops down from the turnbuckle without posing as all the fans boo him and he smiles. The Rock walks over to Howard Finkel and snatches the microphone out of his hand as all of the fans chant "Rocky sucks!" so loud that he can't get his words out. He then pauses and looks around at the fans and looks to be pissed off.




(-] "The Great One" The Rock [-)
Hey! Be Nice! Now The Rock isn't out here to entertain any of you, he's out here to talk about some things that are pretty important to The Rock. Now you all can boo me all you want but the fact of the matter IS THIS, I never needed you people. You people didn't help me become the biggest name in sports entertainment I helped myself become the biggest name so The Rock only cares about The Rock! So all that booing and chanting is a waste because The Rock don't give a damn about you, you fans ain't nothin! Now this Monday The Great One steps foot in the ring against not one jabroni but two jabronis! These two guys are not even on my level, hell if the match didn't have a big stipulation I wouldn't even show up because they suck! And in case all of you idiots don't know what the stip is, it's for number one contendership for the world title. The front office in EWF is kinda screwy I mean look The Rock shouldn't need to win a match to get a shot he deserves it automatically! But you gotta do what you gotta do so this Monday I'm gonna do what I do and that's Lay the Smackdown on both their candy asses!