He than gets inside of the ring and jumps on the top turnbuckle where he than taunts.

He than gets off of the top turnbuckle and gets a microphone where he than begins to speak about his match at the fleetwood arena this Thursday night for Smackdown in Boston Massetuchetts where he tags with Brock Lesnar to face Paul White and J-Trell.

I'd like to be serious for a minute. With that said. Please play my Canadian national anthem.

"Oh Canada" plays and Lance sings along with it.

Oh... Can..ada.... we stand on guard for.... thee......

All of a sudden "The Next Big Thing" plays and out on the rampway is the current WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar.

He than gets into the ring and talks.

Cut my music! Lance I was back there listening to you speak and than you started singin your Canadian national anthem and well Lance that's cool but god were in America and you only sing your Canadian national anthem when were in Canada. So do you understand what I am saying??

Yes I do understand what your saying Brock and well let's get to something else besides me hating you americans. Let's talk about our tag match this Thursday on Smackdown against Paul White and J-Trell.

Alright than. How bout I start it off??

Ok Brock. Well incase all of you people are wondering why I picked Brock as my partner even though he is not Canadian its because he is strong, he can wrestle and he is the current WWE World Heavyweight Champion! Well let's see here J-Trell, Paul White. You both challenged me to a tag match because I was bad mouthin america and well I accepted your challenge because I know I can beat your asses and well now that I have Brock I know I can for sure.

Yes well I am only being your partner because I needed a match and I needed someones ass to whoop. But besides that I want to face J-Trell again and beat his ass! You see J-Trell you faced me against Booker T and Ken Shamrock and well I so tooled the three of you asses! I showed all three of you and well especially you that I am the best, why I am the current WWE World Heavyweight Champion and also I showed you that I am "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar! And well now you challenged Lance and why not be his partner I mean I had a hell of a time a fun time beaten your ass on Raw so why not do it again.

Yeah and well guys, you said somethings about me and how I am a stupid Canadian and also you burnt my fucking Canadian flag! You assholes!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Shut up Brock it's not funny man. But anyways guys you are going to pay for burning my flag and well Rhyno you haven't replied to me on if you want to have a match with me. But you guys will pay the ultimate price for burning it.

Well you know what J-Trell you only alligned yourself with Paul White because he's big and he can protect you well this Thursday he won't be able to protect you because I am going to hurt him, I am going to show him how good the current WWE Champion is and I will show him and you again like everyone else knows why I am called "The Next Big Thing! I ain't losing to you guys I can tell you that for sure. I haven't lost since the time Sean O'Haire pinned me and got his WWE title. And from this day on I don't plan on losing again. And well if you don't mind Lance I need to talk about something else besides our match so please leave.

Alright than Brock but before I go I have to say one last thing, J-Trell, Paul White. Get ready to be beaten by a great Canadian wrestler like myself, Lance Storm!

Lance Storm than leaves the ring and heads back to his locker room. Brock than talks.

Well now that he's gone I can talk about something more exciting. This Thursday night on Smackdown Triple H goes one on one with the great one, the peoples champ the Rock and well who ever wins gets a shot at my title at the next pay-per-view and well whoever loses faces Road Dogg at the pay-per-view so it's basically a win, win situation for the both of them HHH and Rock. But you know what it doesn't matter to me who I face because I have basically beaten everyone here in the WWE and well I have beaten HHH before and I know I can do it again and well The Rock I haven't beaten him before but I have beaten his brother Rocky and well if he's anything like his brother Rocky than he will be a sinch, he will be easy to beat and he will FEEL THE PAIN! So good luck to HHH and Rock and I will see one of you at the pay-per-view.

"The Next Big Thing" plays again as Brock Lesnar leaves the ring and heads to his locker room. He than opens the door of his locker room and finds someone on the sofa couch.

Wow you look great. You look beautiful. What are you doing in my locker room for??

It than shows a pic of who it is on the titantron.

"Reply to this Torrie"

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