06/08/2004

((START OF SHOW.))

((The show starts with the video package going along to the song of Raining Blood by Slayer. It shows some of the faces of the current superstars in DvW along with classic clips of Friday Fear moments. When the video package ends pyros and fireworks go off. The camera pans around the arena looking at fans showing their respect to the DvW. The camera then turns to the nights commentators Ragin' Eric Steele and Tommy Davis!))

Ragin' Eric Steele: Hello everybody and welcome Friday Fear, from the Allstate Arena in the great town of Rosemont, Illinois... I’m Ragin’ Eric Steele…

Tommy Davis: And I'm Tommy Davis! We’re here infront of a sold out crowd of 17, 000 bloodthirsty wrestling fans surrounds us! Tonight we will see Max Maxim take on NIN Horror for the World Title belt in what shall be a steel cage match, also we will see what Terry Tate and Kevin Storm take on Demon Ted Soul and Chancre for the Tag Team Title number one contenders spot!!

((Blind by KoRn is heard over the P.A. the fans start to cheer as Prez Johnson and Vice Prez Bouch make an entrance. The are both dressed in flash suits and the way down the isle. Both men get into the ring and get a microphone each.))

Prez Johnson: As many of you know, Vice Prez Bouch fired every single member of Acid Rain last week.

((The crowd cheer.))

Prez Johnson: What some of you may not know is that they have now set a law suit against my company and Mr. Bouch. Lets just take a short look at what they had to say

((The scene shows Northgate speaking in a law attorneys office.))

Northgate: So right now we have two options. The first is that Joel, Rocky, Skitlez, and myself can have are jobs reinstated, along with a five to twenty percent pay increase and a public apology from Vise President Bouch. The second option, if DvW management dispels the first, is that Rocky, Joel, Skitlez, and myself represented by Miguel Juan Felipe, will sue DvW, it’s board of directors, and Vise President Bouch for a currently undetermined sum of well over a million dollars.

((The scene then cuts back to ringside.))

Prez Johnson: As you can see Acid rain have left us in a very very difficult situation. At first my decision was to just pay them off because I KNOW that these guys are drug abusers, I just have no proof, but then I thought about the loss of money and the result that could have on DvW.

Vice Prez Bouch: Me, Luke and the board of directors sat down to discuss this dilemma and we came to the conclussion that we should not go for the first option...

((The crowd boo knowing what the second option means.))

Vice Prez Bouch: We decided not to go with the second option either!

((The crowd go wild.))

Vice Prez Bouch: We thought, what if we WERE able to prove it, then the case would be dropped and they would be out of our hair for good! I know your watching guys and I know you wanted a public appology from me, well guess what... you can bow down and kiss my ass because you are not getting a cent from us you low life thugs!

Prez Johnson: There you have it guys, oh and about you little claims that you bring in the Hispanic audiences... do you not think I can't head my ass down to mexico and scout for actual tallent because down south there is a wider, more entertaining bunch of guys other than you low life wrestling wannabe's! So the bottom line is this, we are going to search for evidence which proves you are guilty of the charges put towards you guys!

Vice Prez Bouch: Guilty as Charged boys.

((Blind hits again as the two men top of the DvW staff ladder walk backstage to the cheers from the fans.))

Ragin’ Eric Steele: Johnson and Bouch are taking no shit from anyone!

((The scene cuts backstage to show the Whole F'N Beef standing by with Alex Carlton.))

Alex Carlton: DvW fans, I am here with the Whole F'N Beef who recently made his return and shocked the world when he well, I hope you don't mind me saying this Beef, turned your back on the fans by taking a shot at our country.

The Whole F'N Beef: First things first Alex, I never turned my back on the fans! Deep down my back has always been to the fans and more so, this damned corrupt country! Alex tell me what is it that makes this country so great huh?

Alex Carlton: Well theres alot of things?

The Whole F'N Beef: Who tells you all this? The US government? Let me tell you something, There is no such thing as Freedom because in this damn country. This country is inferior to the REAL land of hopes and dreams... England!

Alex Carlton: I have to say Beef, it is really disrespectful that you can come here and speak like this about my country!

The Whole F'N Beef: Alex, the only reason you blew your top there is because you know that I am right. I am a patriot to my country and I have come to America to spead that love across all 50 states and hopefully change the ways in which you see this country and turn your love and attension towards my great country, my home, England!

((Alex Carlton then just walks off.))

The Whole F'N Beef: In Due time you will realise, but first I must MAKE you realise and by beating and American Patriot I can suceed. That American Patriot is none other that "Mr. DvW" Himself, Max Freeman! This is your superior speaking, over and out, Tommy back to you!

((Scene cuts to ringside.))

Tommy Davis: That man is really beginning to get on my nerves. So arrogant!



Gordon White: The following match is a singles match and is scheduled for one fall. Making his way down the isle first from San Diago California, He is Josh Manson!

((Welcome To The Jungle blasts through the PA system, after a 10second delay, Josh Manson appears. Manson taunts the crowd and he jogs down the ramp and slides in the ring and poses for the crowd who don’t take to kindly to him.))

Gordon White: And his opponent Weighing in at 240lbs, from Phoenix Arizona, He is "MVP" Curtis Mayhem!

((A Lil ain't enough by David Lee Roth is heard over the P.A System as Curtis walks down to the ring with the cheers from the crowd.))

Ragin’ Eric Steele: This is going to be a great match, I can see Curtis taking Josh to school in this one.

((Curtis and Josh circle each other in the ring and then launch in at each other to grapple. Curtis takes Josh into a headlock and turns it straight into a wrist lock. Josh trys to escape but Curtis trips Josh's legs. Curtis wraps his legs around the arm and falls back with an armbar. Curtis really puts on the presure but Josh gets his other arm on the ropes. Curtis breaks the hold and Josh gets up. Curtis turns to the fans and gets them to chant asshole. The fans do just that and from behind he is attacked. Josh drags Curtis to the corner and stomps the hell out of him. He then drags him up and whips him into the other corner. Curtis backs out and Josh delivers a tornado clothesline. Josh goes for the pin ...1 ...2 Kick Out. Josh gets up and argues with the ref. Curtis gets up and rolls Josh up with a school boy ...1 ...2 ..Kick Out. Both men get to there feet. Josh throws a clothesline and Curtis ducks. Curtis hits a neckbreaker. Curtis knips upto his feet and absorbs the love from the crowd. Curtis gets on the top rope and calls his finisher to the crowd. Josh quickly gets up and dives to the ropes pulling them causing Curtis to fall down, landing his nuts straight on the unforgiving metal bar holding the corner pad to the post. Josh plays to the crowd and then climbs to the top rope. Josh puts Curtis's legs over so they are resting on the second rope. Josh then says its over and says Frankensteiner! Josh leaps up and wraps his legs around Curtis's neck and then all of a sudden Curtis powerbombs Josh to the mat with authority! Curtis then jumps off the second rope with a guilotine legdrop. Curtis makes a cover ...1 ...2 ...KICK OUT! Curtis cannot believe it! Curtis gets up and picks Josh up with him. Josh then out of desperation low blows Curtis. Josh hits a DDT. All of a sudden Alexis Manson runs from the stage. She comes down to ringside and gets on the apron. Josh comes upto her and askes her what she thinks she is doing. The ref trys to intervene but cannot do anything. Josh and Alexis trade insults and then Josh grabs her hair. Curtis then starts to get up. He walks up behind the distracted Josh Manson and hits a reverse death valley driver. Alexis jumps off the apron and starts laughing. Curtis makes a pin ...1 ...2 ...3!))

Gordon White: And the winner of this match Curtis Mayhem!

((Alexis gets in the ring as Curtis leaves. Alexis then talks trash to Josh.))

Tommy Davis: He finally got what he deserves! A good ol’ beat down!

((Alexis then holds her brothers head up and slaps him right around the face leaving a nasty red mark. Alexis turns around and plays to the adoring crowd. Josh slowly gets up and then clotheslines Alexis from behind!))

Ragin’ Eric Steele: This guy has got something wrong with him seriously!

((Josh stomps at his soster when all of a sudden Kevin Storm runs down the isle with his nine iron in hand. Josh slides under the ropes and weilds his club around. Josh sees this and exits the ring faster than a cheetah!))

Tommy Davis: Kevin Storm is a hell of a guy!

((Josh then talks trash as Kevin talks smack back to him. Josh leaves the scene and Kevin helps Alexis up. Kevin then askes for a microphone.))

Kevin Storm: Alexis, I’m sick of seeing your brother treat you like this. I know and all these people know you are better than him and you don’t have to go through this torment any longer because I am offering you a spot to join the Patriots!

Tommy Davis: WOW!

Kevin Storm: I’ll give you as long as you need to decide, I hope you make the right decision.

((Alexis is smiling at Kevin. Kevins music hits as he walks backstage with Alexis.))

Ragin’ Eric Steele: Kevin has just offered Alexis a spot in the Patriots, I think I know her answer already!

((The scene cuts backstage to show NIN Horror standing looking straight at the camera. He is next to Jack Kent.))

Jack Kent: NIN Horror, we are just nearly an hour or so away from your biggest DvW match-up to date against "The Golden One" Max Maxim. Where you will take him on in a steel cage bout for his World Title. This must have come as a shock to you am I right, when you found out you had a title shot.

NIN Horror: Yeah it did Jack and you know what, I'm ready for this. Behind the scenes I have had some more extensive Martial Arts training and tonight I feel as though I can put them to use tonight, Max you have your boxing, I'll bring my martial arts... Max you bring the fight, I'll bring the pain!

Jack Kent: Well I must say there is nobody as deserving for a title shot than you, your performances have been incredible and to back that up you have two titles to prove it, one in which you and Spackle will defend against Terry Tate and Kevin Storm next week.

NIN Horror: Terry and Kevin are good opponents, Ecspecially Terry... The man who took away my Internet gold and turned it into well... a shitheap title! Well Terry listen here, your hardcore style wont protect you next week and Kevin that golf club of yours definatly wont help at all, it's going to be 2 on 2. A straight down the middle tag team title match... and hey guys, you better get training because next week you could be against the new world champion. Think about that.

Jack Kent: That could well happen tonight and I will be rooting for you.

NIN Horror: Well I'm gonna have a good luck drink before my match tonight so if you want to come along you are more than welcome.

Jack Kent: I think I'll pass, drinking on the job isn't really my thing.

NIN Horror: Your choice Jack.

((NIN walks off.))

Jack Kent: NIN Horror ladies and gentlemen, MAYBE, just maybe your new world champion!

((The scene then shows the outside of an arena. The cameras then come down a little to show DvW newcomer Rupert Calloway in his ripped clothes and his cardboard box home in his hand!))

Rupert Calloway: Well I'm finally here, lets meet the guys.

((Rupert goes through the front doors and sees a reception desk. Rupert has a great big smile on his face and he walks right upto it.))

Rupert Calloway: Hello young lady.

((The woman at the desk looks at Rupert weird.))

Woman: How may I help sir?

Rupert Calloway: I was wondering if you could point me in the direction of the DvW locker rooms because I have to meet up with the Prez you see because I'm a newcomer.

Woman: Sir, The DvW arn't here until next week.

Rupert Calloway: Huh?

Woman: There not here this week, there here next week.

((Ruperts smile just drops. Rupert then falls to his knees screaming "NOOOOOOO" as the cameras change the scene.The scene is then in a locker room. In there stand Terry Tate, Max Freeman and Sally Storm who is standing on her crutches. The door then opens and Kevin walks in.))

Kevin Storm: Yo Terry we're up now.

Terry Tate: Cool, lets go do this baby!

((Terry goes to walk off.))

Sally Storm: Wait guys. Kevin come in a second.

((Kevin walks fully into the locker room.))

Sally Storm: Good luck guys.

((Sally kisses both men on the cheek.))

Sally Storm: Make a fool out of them two clowns tonight for me please!

Kevin Storm: Don't worry sis, we've got it covered. Come on Terry.

Terry Tate: By the way, Freeman, whatever happens I want you to stay back here with Sally, keep a good eye on her... and JUST an eye, nothing more.

((Freeman cracks a smile.))

Max Freeman: Don't worry man, She's too young for me anyway, No offence honey.

((Sally starts to laugh.))

Terry Tate: Even if it gets really nasty out there I mean it, stay back you don't know what crazy fuckin plan Ted or Chancre have up there sleaves.

((Freeman nods.))

Max Freeman: Good luck.

((Terry and Kevin leave the room and the cameras cut to a new scene. It shows Spackle by a vending machine getting an energy drink. Spackle picks it up and opens it. He takes a swig of it and then he is attacked with a lead pipe around the back. The cameras turn around to show Keyser who is standing over Spackle with a sadistic smile on his face. Keyser drops the pipe and walks off laughing. Spackle is just lay out on the ground in extreme pain. Cameras cut back to ringside.))

Tommy Davis: No Eric, this could mean that Spackle could be taken out of that triple threat match all together. Folks this is bad news for Spackle.



Nicola Robson: The following match is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall. The winners of this match shall be named number one contenders to the DvW tag team titles. First weighing in at a combined weight of 665lbs, they are the team of Demon Ted Soul and Chancre!

((The team of Demon and Chancre come out to the sounds of Worm in a dogs heart by Dog Fashion disco. They walk down the isle and threaten the fans. The team gets in the ring and awaits there opponents.))

Nicola Robson: And the opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 499lbs, They are the team of Terry Tate and Kevin Storm, The Patriots!

((I Stand Alone by Godsmack is heard over the P.A. The song kicks in and Terry and Kevin explode on the stage getting the crowd hyped up. They walk down the isle tagging hands and they slide into the ring.))

Ragin’ Eric Steele: I’m putting my money on Kevin and terry to take this one after all Ted and Chancre have put them through!

((Chancre and Terry Tate start off the match. They circle around each other and then come together to lock up. Chancre takes Terry in a top wrist clutch but Tate powers out and sends Chancre falling to his butt. Chancre springs back up and unleashes a flurry of punches and then knocks Terry down with a discus clothesline. Tate stands up and fights back, picks Chancre up onto his shoulder and plants him with an Oklahoma Slam. Terry tags Kevin Storm in and pulls Chancre up and whips him into the ropes. Chancre comes back into the middle of the ring and is driven into the mat with a double flapjack. As Tate leaves the ring, Kevin hooks Chancre’s leg… 1… 2… Chancre kicks out in the nick of time. Kevin scoops Chancre up and slams him down close to a corner for a split-legged moonsault and another pin… 1… 2… Chancre gets his foot to the bottom rope to stop the ref’s count. Kevin Storm drags Chancre over to his corner and tags Terry Tate back in. Tate whips Chancre into the ropes and slams him down with a Sky High into a pin… 1… 2… Demon Ted Soul has stepped over the ropes into the ring, and kicks Terry in the head to break the pin. As the ref orders Ted out of the ring, Terry tags Kevin Storm. Kevin gets Chancre in a wristlock and pulls him over to a corner and climbs the turnbuckles. Demon Ted shakes the top rope and Kevin falls down and crotches himself on the top turnbuckle, letting go of Chancre’s wrist. Chancre tags Ted in and Ted slams Kevin from the top rope into the middle of the ring. Ted picks Kevin up and whips him into the corner where Chancre is standing on the apron. Chancre holds Kevin in the corner as Ted charges in for a devastating Car Crash and tags in Chancre. As Ted backs out of the corner, Storm crumbles, landing flat on his face. Chancre peels Kevin off the mat and holds him in a full nelson as Ted punishes him with vicious punches to the torso. Terry Tate comes in to help out his teammate but the ref steps in his path and orders him back to his corner. With the referee’s back turned, Demon Ted starts to choke Kevin Storm with his huge hands. The ref comes back and orders Ted back to his corner. Ted releases the chokehold and turns to intimidate the ref. Chancre still has Kevin in the full nelson and pulls him into the middle of the ring. Ted turns round and clocks Kevin with The Toll and Chancre does a Supine Blast and bridges into a pin… 1… Terry Tate comes into the ring and kicks Chancre in the gut to break the pin. The referee ushers Tate back to his corner and Ted Soul re-enters the ring to double-team Kevin with Chancre. They brutalise Kevin with kicks and punches until the ref turns his attention back to the action. Chancre heads back to his corner, indicating to the ref that he had tagged Ted. Ted picks Kevin up into a standing fireman’s carry. Ted swings Kevin round into a neck breaker as he drops backwards and covers Kevin for the pin… 1… 2… Kevin rolls a shoulder just before the ref counts the three! Ted pulls Kevin over to his corner and tags Chancre, who comes in and throws Storm across the ring with a T-Bone suplex. Kevin is near to his corner and attempts to tag Terry Tate. Demon Ted comes into the ring to distract the ref as Kevin tags Terry. Terry rushes into the ring and floors Chancre with a power clothesline as Kevin collapses against the ropes. Ted leaves the ring and the referee turns back to see Terry lay into Chancre with ferocious punches. Since the referee didn’t see the tag, he hurries over and orders Tate back to his corner. Terry is furious but reluctantly returns to his corner and Chancre whips Kevin across the ring to the corner, where Ted chokes him with the tag rope. Chancre tags Ted in. Demon Ted lifts Kevin up for a gorilla press drop and tags Chancre. Chancre picks Storm up and whips him into the ropes. Kevin ducks the clothesline and hits a desperation DDT. He crawls over and tags Terry Tate. Chancre stands back up, only to be knocked back down with a shoulder tackle. Ted comes in and Terry attacks him with brutal punches, runs the ropes and takes Ted down with a momentous spear. Ted rolls out to the floor as Chancre slowly stands up. Terry approaches Chancre from behind and levels him with an inverted DDT and tags Kevin Storm who scales the turnbuckles for a shooting star press into a pin… 1… 2… Chancre displays his resilience and kicks out! Kevin tags Terry who picks Chancre up for a thunderous powerbomb. Tate doesn’t stop there and hoists Chancre up again for The Pain Train in the middle of the ring as Kevin starts to battle with Demon Ted on the floor. Terry covers Chancre, hooking his leg… 1… 2… 3! Chancre kicks out too late.))

Nicola Robson: And the winners of this match and number one contenders to the tag team titles, The Patriots!

((Demon completely flips out and grabs Kevins face. Demon smashes Kevins face off the guard rails busting his face open. Ted doesn’t stop. Terry is celebrating in the ring oblivious to what is going on. Ted slides into the ring.))

Tommy Davis: WATCH OUT TERRY!

((Terry turns around and takes a toll. Terry falls into the corner. Ted then picks up Chancre and out of knowhere lands a toll on him!))

Ragin’ Eric Steele: What the hell is going on?! Has he forgot who his teammates are?!

((Kevin is recovering as Ted beats on Chancre. Kevin goes under the ring and gets a steel chair. Kevin slides into the ring and smashes Ted’s back in with it. Then from the stage comes DvW newcomer Black Widow!))

Tommy Davis: I think she has come to help Ted, I’ve heard rumors these two are affiliated with each other!

((Black Widow gets into the ring and jumps on Kevin. She uses her nails to scratch at the bloody face of Kevin. Ted recovers along with Terry. Terry gets up and starts to brawl with Ted. Chancre gets up and starts to do something we thought we would never see… he helps Terry beat Ted. Kevin is fighting with the extremly strong Black Widow. Kevin does not punch the woman instead he restrains her. By putting his forearm over her throat!))

Tommy Davis: This is complete anarchy!

((Ted then just clotheslines both men and picks Kevin off Black Widow. All of a sudden another newcomer Lord Deth races down to the ring!))

Tommy Davis: It’s about time somebody helps the patriots!

((Lord Deth gets into the ring and just goes straight for Terry and Chancre! Ted takes care of Kevin so that Black Widow can get an advantage again! Ted then helps Deth by beating on Chancre.))

Ragin’ Eric Steele: What has occurred this to trigger!?! This is madness!

((Deth, Ted and Widow have completely decimated there opponents. Ted then gets a microphone.))

Demon Ted Soul: The moral of the story is this… Darkness Rules!

((Deth, Ted and Widow raise each others arms and walk off.))

Tommy Davis: Has Demon turned his back to go with Black Widow and Lord Deth?

((The cameras show backstage in the medical room. 2 doctors are speaking to Spackle.))

Doctor: Spackle your back could go on you at any minute! There is no way you can wrestle tonight.

Spackle: Listen doc, I'm a fuckin gambler OK. I'm gambling my life every damn night when I wrestle so tonight aint going to be different! Besides I'm only facing Max Freeman and Dredd... they aint going to hurt me for shit.

Doctor: Spackle it's not wise, I advise you, for your own health not to go out there.

Spackle: What can you do if I leave this room now and walk into that ring?

Doctor: Nothing except say, I told you so.

Spackle: Well I'm going to give you the satisfaction of saying those 4 words. I bid you farewell!

((Spackle gets up and leaves the room.))

Doctor: Why do they ALWAYS do that?

((The scene then fades out to a rich locker room. In there we see Ethan Hunt in a sharp suit and Katrina on his lap. Max is doing press ups.))

Ethan Hunt: Thats number 500 Max.

((Max gets up.))

Ethan Hunt: NIN don't stand a chance against you, your going to destroy him and keep that title that so rightfully belongs around your waist!

Max Maxim: Not a chance in hell. I've beat him before... It can be done again. I'm ready for this match, my damned speciality! A cage match.

Ethan Hunt: You heard the latest crap spouted out of his mouth?

Max Maxim: What about him wanting to become every champion?

Ethan Hunt: Yeah, something like that.

Max Maxim: It's all just dreams for him, and I'm going to shatter his dreams tonight. Don't worry about it. Ethan, when your good to get back into the ring we are going to take those tag titles back home. Perfect Specimen will rise again, you count my words.

Ethan Hunt: First you have to take care of that small matter of NIN Horror.

Max Maxim: Easyer done than said Ethan, Easyer done than said.

((The two men laugh.))

Max Maxim: Pour us some more champaine Ethan, its going to be a good night tonight!

((The scene then cuts to ringside.))

Tommy Davis: Max Maxim looks very confident about tonight.

Ragin’ Eric Steele: Can you blame him, he truly is a man of our time.

((All of a sudden before the next match gets underway Vice Prez Bouch comes out and stands on the stage.))

Vice Prez Bouch: Now, the next match is the triple threat match between Max Freeman, Spackle and Dredd… but I want to make this match more interesting. Lets have it a number one contender to the American Title match! Thank you and goodnight!

((Bouch walks off and the fans go wild.))



Gordon White: The following match is a triple threat match and is for the DvW American Title number one contendership. Making his way down the isle first weighing in at 385lbs, From Deep Ellum in Dallas Texas, He is “The Monster” Dredd!

((Divine by KoRn is heard and slowly Dredd walks to the ring looking extremely intimidating. He enters the ring and waits in the corner.))

Gordon White: Next weighing in at 280 pounds, from Ancorage Alaska, he is “Mr. DVW” Max Freeman!

((Superbeast by Rob Zombie is heard and Max Freeman bursts onto the scene. Max is hyped up for his match and walks down the isle turning a blind eye to the fans only focused on the match. Max slides in the ring and poses to the cheers of the fans.))

Gordon White: And finally, From Moosonee Ontario Canada, weighing in at 247lbs, He is Spackle!

((Some old generic rap beats crank out over the PA. The lights dim and turn dark blue, and all of a sudden blue flames bust out of the entranceway. From behind the curtains emerges Spackle. Spackle walks to the ring with a smile on his face as the crowd gives a mixed reaction, some screaming and cursing his name, while others chant "What's that all aboot?" non-stop. Spackle hops up on the apron and springboards in to the ring.))

Tommy Davis: Remember that Mr. Jayson Bouch has added a special prize for the winner, he will become the new number one contender to the American Title.

((Dredd who is obviously the bigger guy in the ring stares at his opponents. Spackle and Max then just run at Dredd with a series of punches and kicks. Dredd is backing off from the assault. Dredd then pushes both men away. The men get up and Dredd comes at them with a double clotheline. Dredd picks up Spackle and throws him into the corner. Max comes behind Dredd and locks on a sleeper. Dredd wont go down but Spackle gets out of the conrer and helps him go down by dropkicking his shins. Dredd goes down all the way and Max locks on a camel clutch. Spackle runs off the ropes and then dropkicks the face of Dredd. Max then picks up Dredd but all of a sudden Dredd comes alive and starts firing at Max with punches. Dredd then big boots Max to the outside of the ring. Spackle comes behind Dredd and turns him around. Spackle whips Dredd off the ropes. Dredd takes a huge crossbody. Spackle drops a legdrop and then gets on the top rope. Spackle waits for Dredd to stand up and then all of a sudden jumps up and spins 180 degrees so he is facing the crowd and then springs out with a whisper in the wind taking Dredd down. Spackle goes for the pin ...1 ...2 The pin is broken up by Max Freeman. Spackle gets up and pushes Freeman. Freeman fires back with shots to the face. Spackle fires back with some of his own. Spackle kicks Freeman and whips him off the ropes. Spackle lifts Max up for a samoan drop but Freeman gets behind him and hits a release belly to back suplex! Freeman gets up and covers Spackle ...1 ...2 ..Kick Out. Freeman lifts Spackle up and whips him to the corner. Freeman runs in and Spackle puts his elbow in the way. Freeman backs out and turns around. Dredd grabs Freeman around the throat and hits a chokeslam. Spackle comes out and gets grabed around the throat by Dredd. Spackle kicks Dredd in the jewels and amazingly hits a snap suplex with such velocity! The crowd go wild as Spackle plays to them. Max Freeman comes behind him and grabs his dredlocks. Max throws him over the top rope. Max picks up Dredd and chops him into the corner. Max puts Dredds arms over the ropes and gives three huge chops to Dredd. Dredd retaliates with a headbutt and then throws a punch. Max ducks a second punch and hits a haymaker. Dredd does not go down. Instead Dredd tackles Max back into the corner then lifts him up and hits a spinebuster. Dredd makes a pin ...1 ...2 ..The count is broken by Spackle who springboarded into the ring with a legdrop on Dredd's head. Spackle picks up Dredd who moves Spackles hands out of the way and gets into a brawl. Dredd gets the upperhand and then whips Spackle into the corner. Max gets up and takes a Big Boot as he runs in at Dredd. The Boot busts Max's nose open and it gushes with blood. Max rolls out of the ring. Dredd puts Spackle on the top rope and then climbs to the second. Dredd then grabs Spackle in a sidewalk slam. Spackle struggles out and manages to kick about and hit Dredd in the temple. Spackle drops out of the corner whilst Dredd sits on the second rope dazed. Spackle gets up and thinks quick and hits the Confessions! Spackle makes a cover …1 …2 …3!))

Gordon White: And the winner of this match and number one contender to the DvW American title, Spackle!

((Spackle is helped up by the ref and he puts his hand trousers and pulls something out. All of a sudden from the crowd runs the man who hates the living hell out of Spackle, Keyser. Keyser gets into the ring and straight away gets leveled by Spackle who spins around and punches him in the face. Spackle then unwraps some bling from his fist and throws it at Keyser. Spackle leaves the ring to the cheers of the crowd.))

Ragin’ Eric Steele: Spackle knew that Keyser would come after him, what a smart move… not from Keyser but Spackle!

((The scene shows Felicity Harden running down the corrridor.))

Felicity Harden: Mr. Soul! Ted Soul!

((The camera look down the corridor to show Demon Ted Soul. He turns around.))

Demon Ted Soul: What do you want?!

Felicity Harden: I just want to get a few wor.. AGHHHHHHH!

((Demon gets smashed around the back of the head with a chain knocking him down. The man holding the chain is Chancre. Chancre doesn't stop lashing at Demon with the chain. All of a sudden Kevin Storm comes down the corridor with his nine iron. Kevin smashes Chancre around the back with it to get to Ted. Kevin beats the hell out of Ted with it. Chancre then gets back into the scene and the three man get into a pier six brawl! 3 security guards come down and break the fight up! The scene then cuts back to ringside.))

((Rule Britannia is heard over the P.A. as Beef walks from the stage with a bag on his shoulder. The crowd boo Beef all the way down the ring. Beef throws the bag into the ring and then slides in. Beef gets on the second rope and shouts something into the crowd. Beef then grabs a microphone.))

The Whole F'N Beef: Some of you may hate me, but get this straight... I despise every single last one of you! From the way you speak to the way you act, you Americans really do make me want to strangle the life out of every single one of you! Now I'm not going to stay out here tonight and talk, because that obviously doesn't get through to you. You guys want to see action, so thats what I'm going to give you!

Tommy Dvais: What the hell does Beef mean by that?

The Whole F'N Beef: I am offering an open challenge to ANYBODY in the crowd who thinks they can take me on, beat me and I may just go back to England!

((There is a huge responce in the crowd of people who want a fight. From Woman to Men, Old People to Children, Nearly everybody wants a piece. Beef gets a smile on his face.))

The Whole F'N Beef: I didn't know I was THAT popular, well you know how it goes...

((Beef looks around the audience then he stops.))

The Whole F'N Beef: You right there.

((Beef points in the direction of an average sized guy possibally in his mid-twentys. The guy knows its him and walks towards the guard rails. Crowd Stewards let him over and he slides into the ring. The guy gets a huge ovation. Beef then goes over to his bag and gets out a piece of paper.))

The Whole F'N Beef: This my friend is a Release Form, it protects me from getting sued for destroying your body. Now you have to sign this or else its back to the crowd with you and I will have to choose somebody else.

Ragin' Eric Steele: You have to be kidding me, He's not going to sign it is he, Beef will destroy him!

((Beef hands him the form and a pen. The guy goes to the corner to sign it. When he signs it Beef just charges into the corner and squashes the man!))

Tommy Davis: This is completely wrong!

((Beef picks up the man and body slams him with ease. He then picks him up again and sends him off the ropes. The man comes straight into a beefy boot! Beef then climbs to the top rope and laughs at the crowd. Beef jumps off the top rope with his lung crushing Beef Bomb! goes over to his bag and pulls out a flag of St. Georges Cross. Beef places the flag over the man and picks up his microphone.))

Ragin' Eric Steele: I can't believe how low he had to stoop to make his point!

The Whole F'N Beef: Hit my music!

((Rule Britannia is heard again. Beef has one hand on his heart and the other on his microphone upto his mouth.))

The Whole F'N Beef: When Britain first, at heaven’s command,
Arose from out the azure main,
Arose, arose, arose from out the azure main.
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang the strain.

Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.


Tommy Davis: How disrespectful can one man be?!

((Beef carrys on singing as the cameras fade out again. The cameras then show DvW’s newest tag team The Emerald City Boys who are standing with Jack Kent.))

Jack Kent: Hello DvW fans, may I be the first to introduce on national television, The Emerald City Boys who consist of Marty Kenzinan and Evan Bodum! I must say it's great to have you here.

Marty Kenzinan: And bro, it's great to be here... It's time for the Emerald City Boys to get a little rowdy and raise hell in DvW!

Evan Bodum: Dude, I've been drinking all week to regain composure and I still can't believe I'm here, It's like... amazing dude!

Jack Kent: You already have a match booked for next week, its a handicap match against Young Randall III.

Evan Bodum: Randall it's time the Emerald City Boys taught you a lesson you'll never forget! You run your mouth dude about how your so rich, so powerful, well it aint gonna fly bro!

Marty Kenzinan: I couldn't give a rats ass rich boy if you owned a company at the age of six years old, that knowledge isn't gonna help you beat the Emerald City Boys. So you sit there in your limo, you sit there in your $5000 dollar suit, you sit there in your 1 and a half million dollar country home, you sit and think about a game plan, 2 on 1... I think the odds are stacked on our side, all thats stacked on yours is a guaranteed visit to hell and back!

Jack Kent: Thank you for your time guys. Eric back to you.

((Scene cuts back to ringside.))

Tommy Davis: Folks it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for the Steel Cage match for the DvW World title!



Nicola Robson: The following match is a steel cage match for the DvW World Title, where the only way to win is to score a pinfall, submission or get both feet on the ground by either climbing the cage or walking through the cage door. Firstly The champion, making his way down the isle, He is the DvW World Heavyweight and American champion, weighing in at 415lbs from Los Angeles California, "The Golden One" Max Maxim

((The arena grows dim, as introduction beats of South Texas Deathride is heard. On the Titantron, is a dark screen and a silhouette of a very large man walking up to the front of the screen. A message pops up on the screen and says "Are you ready to ride?". Seconds later the man makes it to the front of the screen as the message fades, and red colored pyros pop loudly. lighting up the entrance way, as the song kicks in and Max Maxim steps from behind the curtains. As this occurs the message on the titantron reads "Then get ready to experience Maxximum Pain.", just before cutting to his video package. He stops at the top of the ramp and looks to the left, then slowly to the right as he cracks his neck. Red and white strobes begin to flicker as the pyro dies and he makes his way down to ringside. He wears simple black tights with silver lettering, down the right leg it reads "Franchise", down the left leg it reads "Players", and this is capped off at the bottom with huge black boots laced up over the tights and up to the mid calf. He wears no shirt, black elbow pads, and has his hands and wrists wrapped in boxing tape. Once at the ring he reaches up to the top rope pulls himself up onto the apron, then steps over the ropes to the middle of the ring and then slowly rises his right fist as more red and white pyro goes off, just before the lights come back.))

Nicola Robson: And the challenger from Dallas Texas, weighing in at 210lbs he is the current South American and Tag Team champion, NIN Horror!

((The lights go out smoke begins to fill the ramp as ultra violet lights dimly lighten the entrance ramp. Thunder Kiss '65 is heard over the arena and NIN Horror walks out from the curtains with half the crowd booing and the other half chanting "Horror Show". As NIN walks down the ramp strobe lights begin. NIN climbs the ring steps and up to the top rope. He then makes an X pose with his arms above his head and jumps off the top rope into the ring and the lights go back to normal.))

Ragin’ Eric Steele: Both these men look focused as the cage now lowers on the ring.

((The cage lowers all the way and the match starts off with a brutal slugfest with Max Maxim striking NIN Horror with destructive hooks and jabs. As Maxim swings a right hook, NIN ducks and spins into a violent kick to Max’s left knee. Max staggers back but stays on his feet, favouring his knee. NIN Horror kicks Max’s right knee a couple of times and spins into a back kick to Maxim’s left knee and the big man goes down. With Maxim on his knees, NIN roundhouse kicks him in the left side of his head and attempts a second. Max blocks the kick and utilises a Dragon Screw leg whip to take NIN down to the mat. NIN rolls through and straight back to his feet as Maxim stands, also, and they standoff to a thunderous round of applause. The two men close in and lock up. Max uses his massive size to gain the advantage and shoves NIN into a corner, measures his man and clobbers him with a Maxim KO Punch. NIN is dazed and falls down in the corner. Stomps on NIN for a while, before lifting him onto his shoulder to drive NIN Horror head first into the steel cage. NIN is busted open above his left eye. Max backs away, charges across the ring, and throws NIN like a javelin into the side of the cage. NIN’s head bounces off the steel and he lands in a heap. Another cut opens up above Horror’s right eye and he is now bleeding profusely. He grabs the ropes and pulls himself up, staggering into the centre of the ring. Max unleashes the Maxim Boxing Combo, but as he throws the left cross, NIN counters and uses Max’s momentum to take him down with a shoulder throw into a triangle choke. Max battles against the excruciating pain and somehow manages to stand up with NIN still trying to choke him out. Maxim stumbles across the ring and falls backwards on top of NIN, driving the air out of his lungs. Horror releases the hold immediately and squirms out from under Max. The two wrestlers stay down for a long while, but NIN Horror is the first to recover. He starts to climb the side of the cage but Max Maxim grabs his foot to prevent the escape. Max tugs NIN’s leg and pulls him down to the mat and clamps a massive hand around NIN’s throat for a sit-out Chokeslam. Now it’s Max’s turn to try to escape the cage. He gets as far as the top rope before, NIN finds manages to grab the rope and shake it out from under Max. Maxim holds onto the side of the cage and starts to kick NIN Horror away. At the third attempt, NIN grabs Max’s foot and twists it into a torturous ankle lock. Max screams in pain and falls to the mat with NIN still holding his ankle. NIN adjusts himself into an STF and then a rear naked choke. Max begins to fade and his eyes get a far away look. NIN takes this as his signal to make his escape but as he reaches the top of the cage he can’t resist punishing Max further with the 70 52 from the top of the cage. The crowd erupts with a chant of “HOLY SHIT!” as the two men writhe in pain. As Max crawls to the ropes and begins to pull himself up, NIN slowly manages to find his own feet. He runs across the ring and leaps into a flying thrust kick to Max’s head, crushing it against the steel structure that encloses the ring. Copious amounts of blood begin to pour from Maxim’s mouth and he spits out what appears to be a tooth as he lays crumpled in the ring. NIN springs up onto the top turnbuckle and does a picture perfect corkscrew moonsault until the last moment when Max rolls out of the way. Maxim picks NIN up and throws him into a corner and beats him with ferocious punches until Horror blocks and turns Max into the corner. NIN Horror side kicks Max in the gut and follows up with a couple of knees to Maxim’s ribs. NIN springboards off the middle rope and knees Max in the face, who then raises his hands to guard his face. Horror springs off the middle rope onto the top rope and kicks Max in the back of the head, sending him reeling into the middle of the ring. As NIN approaches Max, he is cut off with a kick to the gut and is driven into the mat with a Tiger Bomb. Max falls against the ropes to allow himself to recover. He picks Horror up, whips him into the ropes and almost breaks NIN’s back with a driving spinebuster. Max begins to climb the cage but looks back at NIN, jumps down to the ring and punishes NIN Horror with a Maxim Deathride. Max climbs the cage and lowers himself to the floor for the win, leaving NIN Horror a bloody mess in the ring.))

Nicola Robson: And the winner of this match and STILL DvW World Champion, Max Maxim!

((Max Maxim celebrates on the outside as the cage gets lifted up.))

Tommy Davis: Can nobody stop Max Maxim!

Ragin’ Eric Steele: I don’t think they can Tommy, I don’t think they can!

Tommy Davis: That’s all we have time for tonight, be sure to join us next week. God Bless!

((The scene fades out on Max Maxim coverting his titles.))

((END OF SHOW.))