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[--Scott Hall--] ::YEAH GUYS!! I can already see that Breaking The Rules is going to be one hell of a night I mean with the new members to the nWo Big Kev and I winning the Tag Title's.....Bollocks winning the chance to face the World Champion......and Steiner facing a very easy task that is Gravity HAHA what a joke he is two times in one week we've beat his ass:: [--Scott Steiner--] ::Gravity isn't going to be a problem and after I beat him then well whether it be Scotty 2 Hotty or TJ Roberts it doesn't matter because I'm ready to bring gold around this perfect waist:: [--Johnny Bollocks--] ::Your right guys Austin doesn't know who he is dealing with he's running around thinking he's some big shot by attacking Booker T and Slim Shady....well he needs to worry about JOHNNY BOLLOCKS because he's not getting past me HELL NO he's not:: [--Kevin Nash--] ::Guys that's the right attitude because Breaking The Rules is going to be a very easy night for the New World Order.....we have so many things waiting to happen at the PPV....we have people ready to debut and join us in our battle against the Legacy......and after Breaking The Rules The Legacy will be no more.......but what I want to know is where is this new Legacy member that Booker T was bragging about on the EAW Radio Show the other day.....he was talking so highly of the so called "New Member" and he said he would join before the Pay Per View but I haven't seen a hide or hair of this new member......I'm starting to think that Booker T is full of shit!!!......now guys my watch says it's time for us to make a little trip to the ring so lets go:: ::The nWo get up and walk out of the locker room as EAW cuts to break:: _________________________________ SCENE TWO _________________________________  ::NEW NEW NEW WORLD ORDER!!!! The crowd jumps to their feet with mixed reactions it almost split down the middle.......and out from behind the curtain walks Johnny Bollocks......Scott Steiner along with his freaks.....Scott Hall.....and Kevin Nash!!!::    ::They walk down the ramp and make their way into the ring and all four of them stand inside of the ring and the referee who is out side throws a microphone into the ring and Steiner catches it and he stands in the middle of the ring as the others stand around listening::  (Ignore the belt) [--Scott Steiner--] ::BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOK UP.....HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!!!!!........so it looks like The Genetic Freak has already got a match for this coming Monday at Breaking The Rules against some little punk named Gravity.......now Gravity you say "Fear The Laws Of Gravity" well I'm about to show you some gravity when I take your pathetic body and snap it like a fucking twig.....Gravity you ain't shit your just some worthless piece of shit.....if you have any thought in your head any thought what so ever that you have any kind of chance to win this match then lsoe it because face it I'm The Big Bad Booty Daddy and you well your just some pathetic worthless no good spineless yellow piece of Mexican lucha Libra CRAP!!!!!......Gravity you want to face me at Breaking The Rules well I so down with that but I want to ad a stip to that match.......you say your some high flying little bastard well how about this lets make our little number one contenders match a fucking LADDER MATCH!!!!.......and I'll show you what the fuck gravity is all about......Gravity I hope you have the balls to accept but if you don't then be ready to get your ass beat down before Monday........Gravity this Ladder match will be like no othre match you have ever been in......I am going to rip you apart inside and out I am going to make you beg for fucking mercy but you see your begging will go unanswered because I don't have mercy on ANYONE!!! and I'm not gonna start with you! I am going to make your life a living hell.......this is going to be my first match in EAW and it's going to be your LAST!!!! I'm not cutting you any slack......don't think that just because your smaller then me that I'll go easy on you because really who isn't smaller then me!......I'm The Genetic Freak I've got more Freaks then Bill Clinton himself and I got my main Freak right here at my leg Midajah.......I mean Gravity do you really think you have any fucking chance against Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner? HELL NO YOU DON'T!!! don't you have any respect for yourself man because your commiting career suicide! going up against me is the worst mistake that anyone has or will ever make!!! Gravity just ask anybody that I have faced in the past and they will tell you that I am the baddest mother fucker on the planet!!!!.......Gravity I really hope you accept my little Ladder Match challenge because I'm looking forward to kicking your ass all over this ring!!!.......Gravity you really don't know what your getting yourself into do you? you think it's just gonna be another match.....well you have one hell of a surprise come to you boy because Big Poppa Pump is ready to kick ass no matter who it is......and now that I'm here in EAW and with the nWo once again I will do whatever it takes to prove that I am nWo 4-LIFE! and if that means taking out each and every wrestler in EAW then so be it but I'm not taking my run in EAW lightly because I'm here to prove myself not to you fans but to all those idiots in the back who think their all bad when the truth is their just little mid-card punk ass bitches!!!......so Gravity get ready because when I lock in The Steiner-Recliner on your ass you'll be tapping like a little bitch!!! so Gravity I hope you accept the Ladder match.......and to all my Freaks out there....BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOK UP.....HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!!!!!:: ::Steiner then throws the mic to Hall......Hall then looks around at the crowd before lifting the mic to his mouth and he bbegins the promo::  [--Scott Hall--] ::HEY YO!!!!.......me and the rest of the New World Order feel it's time for a little survey!.......so who came here tonight to see the Sick Hex Faction? (crowd cheers)......now who came here tonight to see the greatest Tag Team in the world The Outsiders!!! (the crowd boos).......SURVEY SAYS? ONE MORE FOR THE GOOD GUYS!!!!.......now last PaYnE we once again did what we said we were going to do and that was beat The Sick Hex Faction and that punk Gravity!.....and now this Monday night me and Big Kev get the chance to claim what is ours and that's the Tag Team Title's and to get those we have to beat those Sick Hex Faction freaks once again.......isn't it clear that The Outsiders are supior to the likes of Nix Hex and "SICK" Nick Mondo?.......those fruitcakes think they are really going to win or something......but you see their not their not even going to have a chance against me and Big Kev.......now Mondo, Hex you should have elarned by now that if you screw the nWo then you get screwed times ten!!........and you see Johnny here showed just why he's nWo because on PaYnE he took down The Sick Hex Faction and Gravity right along with us.......but I could have taken care of all three of those jokes myself but I thought I would let Big Kev and Johnny in on the action.......and then you know The Genetic Freak wanted in on it too so we let him have a piece of that fool Gravity.......butonto our match at the Pay Per View......now Mondo, Hex you two were in the nWo you guys represented but then you questioned Big Kev's judgment so your asses had to go.....but luckily for you guys you left before we could kick you out which made us a little mad since we didn't get to kick ass but oh well we'll take care of that at the Pay Per View......but you see we have a little stip to ad to that match but how about I let Nash talk about that....but I'm going to talk about beating your asses......now you two haven't done shit since you left the nWo your career's have went straight to the shitter......but at the Pay Per View we end your pathetic career's!!!.......you two don't have shit that we cant take.....you can throw everything you've got at us......we can take it all we can take everything you've got because we are The Outsiders the single greatest tag team in wrestling history!! there has never been a team better then The Outsiders! there never will be a team better then the Outsiders.......to the day we die and beyond there will never we a team that can even hope to be like us we are unstoppable!!......and Mondo and Hex if you really think your better then please come on because we are ready to show you that we are and always be the BEST!!!!......the Tag Team Title's have been disrespected by punks like you two Mondo and Hex......I mean look at the people who have held the Title's in the past.....Kane and Edge two worthless being who don't deserve to be flushed down a toilet.......chico's like them are the reason everyone looks down at the Tag Title's but not after they come around our waist and they get tagged n....W....o right accross the middle then everyone will know that they belong to us The Outsiders!!.......no Team in EAW will be able to stande nose to nose with us because those chico's don't have what it takes.......and Mondo and Hex after we hit you with The JackKnife and my Outsider Edge it'll be all over but the crying 1...2...3 we will be the new EAW Tag Team Champions cause Da Bad Guy says so!!:: ::Hall then hands the mic over to the former World Champion Kevin Nash and the crowd gives a pretty good pop for Big Sexy......Nash then puts the microphone to his mouth and says those famous words!!::  [--Kevin "Big Sexy" Nash--] ::BIG SEXY IS IN THA HOUSE!!!!!......Well you know it look's like the New World Order is once again on top of EAW.....and once again The Legacy is down to just Booker and Mr.Man Boobie's Flair.......but we'll take care of the Legacy soon enough it's just a matter of time before we're taking them out once and for all!!!......this coming Monday the Pay Per View Breaking The Rules.....the nWo will be on top of everything.....Hall and I will have won the Tag Team Title's......Bollocks will be number one contender for the World Title......Steiner will be number one contender for the US Title......and we'll have the highly rumoured new members debut.....we will now only out power, out number, out talent The Legacy but we'll just be plain better then them.....the nWo will be right where it should be we will have THREE! new members joining the nWo......and each and every one of them none of you will see coming......we are about to shock the world we are about to take over EAW once and for all......we are about to destroy anybody who gets in the way of the New World Order!......whether it's Flair, Booker T, Slim Shady.....ANYBODY we wont hesitate to elimanate!!!.......but now I'm going to talk about The Sick Hex Faction......now you two are pathetic you cant even win a match anymore.....I'm glad that you left the nWo because we are onto bigger things now that you two are gone.......we are about to take EAW over and we will run things around here and nobody will be able to stop us......and either you'll be with us or you'll be against us!!! and if your against us then you are GONE!!!.......and Sick Hex Faction you two are against us so come Breaking The Rules you two will be DESTROYED!!!! you will be ELIMANATED!!!......no one will hold us back any longer it is time we come forth and take what is rightfully ours and that's the Tag Team Championship Belts that you two hold around your waist......you two haven't defended them ONCE!!! since you've won them so damn it it's time they come around REAL Champions waist and that's The Outsiders!!.......you two aren't even going to last more then five seconds in the ring against us......you don't have what it takes to beat men of our caliber!!!.......and by the way I have a little piece of paper here that Mr.McMahon has givin me to read here on the air so let me get it out:: ::Nash then pulls some legal papers out from his back pocket and begins reading what it says::  [--Kevin "Big Sexy" Nash--] ::OK it says that on August 26th at Breaking The Rules EAW's August PPV that Tag Team Title Match will now be a CAGE MATCH!!!!!.......well now Sick Hex Faction you have even more to worry about......not only is it me and Scott you have to worry about but now you have a 15 foot tall steel cage to worry about there will be only one way out....IN A BODY BAG!!!!......and that's what your going to be doing leaving in a body bag.......now you two better show up and you better have those belts nice and clean for me and Scott because if they have one spec of dirt on them well then your beating will be even worse!!!......you two have no idea of what your getting into......you think we're just going to walk in and let you beat us HELL NO!!! we are coming for those Title's whether you like it or not.....Monday in the Air Canada Centre The Outsiders claim their prize and at the same time we end two wrestlers career's in the proccess!.......The Sick Hex Faction will be no more after we get done with them......we will rip them apart piece by piece and after they have been beatin and bruised and while their laying on the mat bloody and battered me and Hall will be standing tall holding those Tag Team Title's high above our heads while you think about how you have failed......and the nWo will once again be one step closer to running EAW......so Nix Hex and Nick Mondo get ready because I am going to JACKKNIFE BOTH OF YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!:: ::Nash then drops the microphone and all four members of the New World Order leave the ring and they walk up the ramp and head through the curtain as the nWo music plays on and EAW cuts to commercial break:: |
