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[FORWARD]
On the first ever DWO RAW, bombshells were dropped and they were some what huge! Vince McMahon had signed the company over to not only one person but to 4! The DWO's president would remain Stephanie McMahon, but Vince McMahon hired Dawn Marie as Vice President, Kimberly Paige as Commissioner and Sable as Stephanie's personal assistant! But that wasn't the only bombshell of the night! At the beginning of the night we saw a massive performance to kick off the DWO's first ever televised event from none other than the dirrtiest girl in pop - Christina Aguilera! In the first of what was many 'executive decisions' Sable fired Midajah and Scott Steiner moments after Midajah had lost a match to Desire! Next we saw Kimberly Paige making her own executive decision by booking new DWO diva Nidia in a 'cooking and cleaning' match against Molly Holly! But that wasn't all because Dawn Marie went on to put Torrie Wilson in a 'compromising position' as she won't enter the ring at risk of Victoria hitting her over the head with the ring bell! Victoria thinks she has 'won the match' but Dawn Marie makes her presence felt and makes the match continue but as a no disqualification match, and if Torrie doesn't compete she will be fired! Then in the final bombshell of the night! In the main event it was the queen of extreme taking on the queen of stratusfaction in a match to qualify to the next round of the world title tournament, we saw Lita picking up the victory, but then Stephanie McMahon hit the ring announcing that Trish would also go through to the next round and next week's main event would pit Trish Stratus against the 'purple goddess' Ivory! If that wasn't enough it would be none other than a 'hell in the cell' match! A short while after RAW went off the air and the divas had cooled down in the back after an exhausting first show, the 4 chairwomen of the DWO held a meeting with all the divas to announce the new SmackDown! card for next week. There were many 'Second Round World Title Tournament' matches but also a few surprises including a 'cooking and cleaning' match and two 'show or go' matches! The first featuring Lana Star, Gail Kim and Francine and the other pitting Trinity against Savvy! What will go down when these 5 divas get into what seems to be a 'predicament' with their jobs on the line? Who will keep their jobs and who will be handed the pink slips? Well truth be told...every single diva is going to put on an amazing show to keep their job! Following a disappointing debut match against Chyna last week Gail Kim looks to use her high flying and charismatic ways to pick up a victory this week and make sure that she is the diva that walks away without a pink slip! But will the Asian Canadian belle be able to do it? Find out next Thursday from Columbus, Ohio at 8pm and 7pm Central live on UPN!

[SCENE ONE]
The scene kicks off at the First Union Centre, the fans are buzzing as we are at a DWO house show - Velocity. JR and The King are at ringside calling all the action. We are just a couple of a week away from the first ever DWO SmackDown! We've just come off the first ever DWO televised event and what an event it was! DWO RAW was off the hook and now DWO SmackDown! looks to defeat the RAW ratings as we've got an amazing line up of matches for SmackDown! The crowd are pumped up as Lillian Garcia is sitting at her usual announce position ready to call out all the superstars. Suddenly the lights dim down and the attention turns to the titan tron. We see the Velocity logo flash across the screen and then we see a picture of Beyonce Knowles.

[GOOD OLE JR] JIM ROSS: Ladies and gentlemen that's right the R'n'B sensation Beyonce Knowles will be here tonight on Velocity!

[THE KING] JERRY LAWLER: Oh my god JR Beyonce Knowles is gonna be here tonight? How do I look JR?!

[GOOD OLE JR] JIM ROSS: Oh do settle down King, she's not here for YOU! As we all know Beyonce's 'Crazy In Love' is the current theme tune for the DWO's very own Gail Kim, and tonight Beyonce will be performing live from the First Union Centre in front of our sell out crowd here for Velocity!

[Just then the scene switches to the backstage area where we see Josh Matthews standing by with the Asian Canadian belle Gail Kim!]

[NOT SO TOUGH ENOUGH] JOSH MATTHEWS: Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing by with the Asian-Canadian Belle - Gail Kim! First of all Gail last week on RAW you took on Chyna in a match to advance to the second round of the title tournament, and you didn't do to well to say the least. Why do you think Chyna one over you?

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: Well Josh, as you all probably saw on RAW I wasn't at 100%. While the DWO had been in the process off setting up I was wrestling at OVW where I sustained an injury to my stomach at the hands of Daffney. But thank god it wasn't serious and I am still able to wrestle but I wasn't 100% on RAW so that's why Chyna got one over me.

[NOT SO TOUGH ENOUGH] JOSH MATTHEWS: Do you think if you were 100% you would have been able to beat Chyna?

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: Without a shadow of a doubt, yes I would've beat Chyna on RAW. Chyna has offered so much to the wrestling company and done wonders for us divas in establishing a women's division back in the WWF/E but Chyna needs to learn that women can not only be powerful nowadays using their body and strength. But women can be powerful using their minds, and I think I'm one of the only high flying divas in this profession and it takes a lot of guts and courage to get into that ring and put my body on the line by jumping from ring corner to ring corner. Chyna uses her body mass and strength to make the ring her domain, but nowadays you'll find that we've got divas here in the DWO that are intellectual and use their intellect to use the rings, and use their cunning skills to prove divas like Chyna that it doesn't matter how big the dog is, it's the fight in the dog...or however the saying goes.

[NOT SO TOUGH ENOUGH] JOSH MATTHEWS: Do you think there are divas here in the DWO that have the power and the skill to rule that ring that aren't having enough confidence in themselves?

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: Absolutely! There's so many divas in the back that are amazing athletes and they've been in years of training to be here today but once you see that crowd you lose confidence in your self. But the key is to stay focussed on your objective - aka your opponent, do what you gotta do and win the match! It doesn't matter how the audience perceives you. It's just a great buzz to go out there and perform. It doesn't matter if the audience hates you, or loves you. It's about you and your passion for wrestling.

[NOT SO TOUGH ENOUGH] JOSH MATTHEWS: Do you think the DWO is better than the WWE and why?

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: The DWO is 100% better than the WWE. The WWE took for granted what the women had to offer and it was over powered by the guys. But now this is a divas federation and we have the class and talent to make this federation better than any mixed company, and we will excel at what we do and this company will obviously be the best! Because we've got a team of talented divas and staff who each bring a different flavour to the company and we all bring a unique attribute that keeps the viewers on the edge of their seats and wanting more.

[NOT SO TOUGH ENOUGH] JOSH MATTHEWS: Do you think fans are important to wrestlers?

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: On the whole if the fans at arenas don't like you and boo you well you just gotta live with it. But individually the fans are what make a wrestler! Fans do so much for their idols. I've had websites made for me, I've had portraits painted and you wish you could just take that time out to thank them by calling them or writing to them but unfortunately in this profession we're usually on the road and it becomes harder and harder to do little things like that. But I love each and every one of my fans, they're all amazing people and they make me so proud of my job. Because I'm being acknowledged as a competitor and this is the sport I will always excel at. Fans are the most amazing things to have and I love them all!

[NOT SO TOUGH ENOUGH] JOSH MATTHEWS: Well Gail this week on SmackDown! you have a match with Lana Star and Francine and the loser or losers shall I say will be fired! What do you think about this match?

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: You know if I'm fired that's the DWO's loss because I am one of the best competitors in the industry to date! I'm a 1 time WWE Women's Champion, and I won the title in my debut match! I beat divas such as Jacqueline, Victoria, Trish Stratus and Jazz to win the title and I'm proud of myself, and I am the last ever diva to hold the women's title before it closed and that's saying something! I have a unique flavour that I bring to the DWO and I think I've been holding out as of yet as I couldn't do any high flying moves on RAW coz my injury but on SmackDown! I will pull out all the stops and I mean ALL of them to retain my job here in the DWO! As for my opponents I don't give a crap...because I'm looking out for #1 and thats me! I'm going to do whatever the hell I have to do to retain my title and I'm going to walk away with my job and once I've proved myself to my bosses I will move on and I don't care which title I win but I promise you, that I will walk away a champion at some point in the coming weeks! I don't care who I have to beat, I'll walk through hell, fire and brimstone to get any title on offer! Because I'm a fighter...I don't take things that are handed on a silver platter. I work and I excel and I will become a champion of some sort!

[NOT SO TOUGH ENOUGH] JOSH MATTHEWS: Next off, what do you think of the DWO chairwomen - Stephanie McMahon, Dawn Marie, Kimberly Paige and Sable?

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: Let me just start by saying I don't trust any of them as far as I could throw them! The only one of them who deserves even a tiny bit of respect is Stephanie. Stephanie has always been a business woman, the others are just failed wrestlers turned wannabe 'businesswomen' Vince McMahon must've been on something when he chose Kimberly what's her face? Paige?, the 'black bitch' Sable and the woman who married a man who needs Viagra every two seconds - Dawn Marie to be her co-chairwomen? Well you know what I don't give a damn anyway! I'm here to do what I gotta do I don't care about who's in charge as long as I'm booked in matches and being paid I'm happy. But I'll tell you if any of those 'women' decide to mess around with La Felina - they're asses are going to be oh so sablllleeeeee...[laughs]...fatalized, and believe me there's nothing they can do about it! Well now Josh if you'll excuse me I've got to go meet someone.

[With that Gail walks off as Josh watches her in amazement]

[SCENE 2]
The scene opens up in someone's locker room, there seems to be no-one in there. All of a sudden the door opens and in walks Gail Kim, she sits down on the black leather couch and turns on the TV monitor to see the in-ring action. She looks at her watch as if she's waiting for someone and then we see a black leather revolving chair turn around...

[MYSTERIOUS CHARACTER] UNKNOWN PERSON: Hello Gail!

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: [smirks as she sees who it is] Well, well, well...look what the cat dragged in miaaaooww!

[The character gets up off the chair and begins to walk across the locker room and then as he is insight of Gail we see it is none other than...VAL VENIS!]

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: I'm so sorry I'm late, the interview with that loser kid...Josh Pansy or whatever his name is ran a little late! [she leans in to kiss Val, and the two share a steamy kiss]

[THE LADIES MAN] VAL VENIS: Well it's better late than never. [kisses Gail again on the neck, and runs his hand up her smooth brown leg]

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: Wow well, I take it you've signed your contract then?

[THE LADIES MAN] VAL VENIS: Yup, after you dumped Rey it was pretty obvious your work relationship wasn't going so well, so Stephanie agreed that since I was your new boyfriend she would sign me as your manager...Rey's now fired!

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: Damn that guy's a little too over protective! A girl's gotta live a little... [Gail kicks her shoes off and grabs Val by the neck and the two start kissing on the couch as the cameras switch to ringside once again]

[GOOD OLE JR] JIM ROSS: Well it looks like Gail Kim's got herself a new manager in Val Venis, which unfortunately means that Rey Mysterio has been fired!

[THE KING] JERRY LAWLER: Oh my god JR! Did you see Gail Kim and Val Venis getting all frisky! Woah that'd made good television right there!

[GOOD OLE JR] JIM ROSS: Oh please grow up King, this is the DWO not the Adult Channel! God give me strength! Why can you not just appreciate the fact that young Gail and Val are in love and are merely sharing their affection for one another!

[THE KING] JERRY LAWLER: You know what JR, I don't know what's got up your nose, but I'm just having a sense of humour which is more than I can say for you!

[GOOD OLE JR] JIM ROSS: What ever you say King, but moving on. As we said earlier tonight we see a live once in a lifetime DWO/Beyonce Knowles collaboration as Beyonce performs live here on Velocity!

[THE KING] JERRY LAWLER: And what a red hot performance that is going to be! Have you seen the video to Crazy In Love with the part where she licks her finger and rubs it down her chest? Ooh baby!

[All of a sudden the lights go dark, and the attention again switches to the titan tron and we see a clip of the Crazy In Love video, then the Velocity logo flashes across the screen and we see a picture of Beyonce and the word 'Tonight' is at the bottom of the screen! Then the scene switches backstage once again]

[We are now backstage, and we see 'hotter than hell' Fyre aka Teri Byrne walking down the corridor. She walks over to the coffee stand and pours herself a cup of hot coffee into a cup. She takes a sip of the coffee and then looks up and makes a friendly gesture to someone, as the person comes into sight we see the figure is none other than the sultry beauty - Gail Kim! Gail pours herself a cup of coffee too and the two begin to talk]

[HOTTER THAN HELL] FYRE: Hey Gail, what's up?

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: Absolutely nothing [laughs] I'm totally bored! I'm not scheduled to go out for my promo for a while yet so I guess I'm just seeing what's on offer backstage.

[HOTTER THAN HELL] FYRE: Things look a bit 'hot' with you and Val Venis? I was watching backstage...

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: Val and I are a couple, it's what couples do! We're still at early stages you know how it is, with all this time on the road you can't have a proper committed relationship. How are things with you and Hardy?

[HOTTER THAN HELL] FYRE: Matt can be a total idiot when he feels like it...it's always this or that. I swear he's taken a few too many blows to the head. But he's amazing as well, he's very romantic when he wants to be...

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: Ain't you the lucky one. I saw your match on RAW, damn girl you got some moves! Francine's one tough bitch...don't know how you got past her...

[HOTTER THAN HELL] FYRE: Practice makes perfect. You know she may be all 'hardcore' but you know she's easy to take down really. What happened to you on RAW? You're meant to be the big bad Gail Kim, the female Rey Mysterio tut tut, you disappoint me...

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: I wasn't at my best on RAW, but I promise you that come SmackDown! oh yeah you'll see Gail Kim at her best, coz I'm gonna take both Francine and Lana Star out of action, and who knows maybe somewhere down the line you're gonna fall victim to the Feline Fatale!

[HOTTER THAN HELL] FYRE: All I gotta say is when that time comes...I'm gonna bring all I have, and believe me actions speak louder than words.

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: Hmm isn't this the cosiest little chat ever...if you'll excuse me, I've got business to attend to so I guess I'll talk to you later?

[Gail walks off smirking with her coffee in her hand as Velocity hits a commercial break]

[SCENE 3]
As Velocity returns from it's third and final commercial break, we are at ringside once again with JR and The King, the fans are hyped as the stage crew are setting up a set on the entrance ramp as we draw closer and closer to the performance of R&B sensation Beyonce Knowles. Just then the lights in the arena go dark and all attention turns to the titan tron where we see some sort of Matrix style code running down the titan tron...

Then all of a sudden...
"GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW..."
"...You ready?
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no..."
'Crazy In Love' By Beyonce blasts into the arena and then a single spotlight shines on the entrance ramp, and we see a blacked out figure standing with their arms in the air as the fans give her a standing ovation! The music continues to play into the arena
"...Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's
Got me looking so crazy right now (in love)
Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch
Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)
Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss
Got me hoping you'll save me right now
Looking so crazy in love's,
Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love..."
The figure then begins to walk down the ramp as the music continues to blast into the arena, the fans on their feet cheer louder and louder as the figure walks down the ramp, we then see the body form of Gail Kim, who's sporting a brown skirt and white strapless top. She stops midway down the ramp and then throws her arms in the air and just then behind her a huge pyro explodes as the fans look amazed. She turns around and looks up the entrance ramp to see a man walking down the ramp...Val Venis. He stops in her tracks and extends his arm and Gail clings on to him as the pair make their way up the steel steps. Gail climbs up the steps followed by a very happy looking Val Venis, Val then graciously sits on the middle rope as Gail enters the ring, and Val follows. Gail walks over to the centre of the ring and looks towards the floor and a single spot light is shining on her, and then she again throws her arms up in the air as the fans cheer. The lights then come up but the music is still blaring into the arena, She waves to the fans and is absolutely dumbfounded at their huge applause for her. She then walks slowly over to ring announcer Lillian Garcia who hands her the microphone and makes her way into the centre of the ring, and holds the microphone up to her lips, still smiling and feeling overwhelmed by the reception she begins to speak...

[THE ASIAN-CANADIAN BELLE ] GAIL KIM: Wow! Do you treat everyone like that or is it just me? [smiles] I didn't know I had so many fans! But thank you, each and every one of you for that amazing round of applause! I don't know what I've done to deserve that but wow! Yeah well I gotta get through quite a bit first of all...it looks as though last week on RAW in my debut match I kinda blew it! You know and I take full responsibility, you see on RAW I wasn't 100% fit to wrestle, and so that's why I hadn't made a promo or anything before RAW. I wasn't meant to be on RAW! I got a phone call the other day from Stephanie McMahon saying I was booked in a match, but of course I wasn't 100% fit so I tried to back out but she wasn't having any of it, so Monday I disappointed many of you fans but I promise you this week on SmackDown! I'm going to prove myself to the owners, but I'm going to prove myself to each and every one of you in the audience! On RAW it's so obvious that he-she Chyna got lucky over me! Because we all know that if I was 100% fit to wrestle that slut would've felt the effects of the Feline Fatale, Chyna you and your un-womanly ways may have got a victory over me last week on RAW, but you know what I say? BRING IT ON! I'll show you once and for all who the dominatrix of the DWO is! And it sure as hell ain't you hun! Because now I'm feeling ready, I'll be happy to have a rematch with you one-on-one, and we'll show the audience that it should've been Gail Kim who should've gone through to the next round of the tournament. But that's okay, because I don't like to sleep my way or use drugs to climb up that ladder and be the best in the business! I like to earn my position, and I'm going to earn the chance to win a title by proving myself on RAW, and after beating all the divas in the back...it's going to be me who's the only one left standing and I will be the next DWO World Champion! I don't care who wins the title tournament, coz after it's all said and done that person will face me! And I promise you I won't take you lightly...this cat moves quicker than air, and it's going to take you a lot and lot of training to match up to the queen of all cats! So Chyna and every other bitch in the back can bring it coz I'll be ready for each and every sad individual who steps before and wants an ass kicking! Gail Kim is always ready for a fight, anywhere, any time, just bring it on! Now it seems to me that on RAW I'm taking on Lana Star and Francine and the loser or losers will be fired? Hmm can I just say who in the hell is Lana Star? Coz from where I'm standing she sounds like she's older than The Fabulous Moolah, Hmm never heard the name Lana before? Maybe she doesn't exist at all? But anyway I don't give a damn because if she is some old slut it won't take a genius to figure out how easy it is to beat her ass! You see the wrestling industry nowadays needs divas who can actually wrestle two matches without breaking every single bone in their body...so I don't see why we need an 89 year old bitch around here? But I dunno why I'm complaining, because that just makes my job easier on SmackDown correct? [Gail turns to Val, and he nods] Lana, whoever you are, I can't wait to finally see you face to face on SmackDown! maybe I could help you find a plastic surgeon to help you clear up all those wrinkles? Or maybe I could kick your ass and put you out of action for GOOD! [audience cheer] how fun! I'm sooooo excited I just can't wait to meet you Lana. Wow I can just picture wow ugly your face'd look [sighs] hmm. So yeah I can't wait to meet you - seriously! Then we've got Francine, tut tut...the ECW's very success story [giggles] success at what I wonder? Maybe for winning all the matches you've ever been booked in? Maybe for managing the greatest ECW champion in the history of the company...or just maybe for sleeping with each and every superstar to ever grace the ECW...girls and all? Hmm I'll leave you to think about that! Francine you call yourself 'hardcore' just because you spent a wasted what 8...9 years in the shitty ECW? But you know what who can blame you! The ECW was the best place for you, it's not like the WWE or WCW needed you is it? Why? - because you can't wrestle, and you look like crap! In the ECW you were the so-called 'queen' but I ask you...queen of what? Queen of all sluts? Queen of the ring [laughs]? As if you could ever be queen of the ring...I ask you Franny, do you think you're actually cut out to step in to the ring...with ME? [runs her hand down her body] Fran, things aren't as they were in the ECW...see the divas actually wrestle here. We don't sit around the back painting our nails and come out and valet people - if you hadn't noticed this is an all divas federation, and we wrestle - it's bitches like you who give the women of the wrestling industry a bad name! The DWO is all about opportunities and proving yourself, now I'm going to prove myself to Stephanie McMahon and the other staff, but Francine you gotta prove to me that you're worthy enough to compete in the same ring as me, you don't have to win the match to earn my respect...you just gotta turn up and put on a good show. Basically the fact plain and simple is that I am too damn good for you, and you need to prove to me that you can hang with all this! See I'm not your average diva like Stacy Keibler or Torrie Wilson, I didn't start out in this business as a ditzy valet...I always have been and always will be a competitor, and I don't have to prove myself to any of you low life divas in the back. The only people I have to justify myself to are the staff members. Not Francine, not Lana Star, not anybody but the staff! I have what it takes to beat each and every single diva in the back, I can do it and I will do it if I have to. I can be everything that those divas in the back want to be. The top divas right now may be Lita and Trish Stratus - but I mean how typical? They always get their way...but all that's about to change...why? Because I'm here and I'm going to do exactly what I've always set out to do in every federation I've ever been in and that's to become a champion and I WILL become a champion no matter who the hell I have to beat I'll do it, whether it be Lita, Trish, Stacy, Stephanie, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez...hell I'd even beat Santa Clause! It's time that things changed around here for the better...and they're going to change very very soon! Because after my match on SmackDown! I'm going to be hot on everyone's lips and then I'm going to be the next world champion, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it! But now, I know you've all been waiting for this all night so I'm not going to make you wait any longer! You see tonight is the first ever edition of DWO Velocity, and as a special surprise to celebrate, DWO staff have invited R&B sensation Beyonce Knowles down to catch all the action and perform her latest record which just happens to be my theme tune 'Crazy In Love' so without further ado, ladies and gentlemen...the DWO and Gail Kim are proud to present to you for the first time in DWO history, put your hands together for the R&B sensation BEYONCEEEEEEE KNOOOOOOWLES!

[As the fans stand on their feet, jeering and clapping the lights in the arena go dark. Then we begin to hear #...uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no...# but still no-one is seen in the arena. Then all of a sudden a huge flame pyro explodes at the top of the entrance ramp and we see a line of fire down either side of the ramp. The 'Crazy In Love' video begins to play on the titan tron. As the 'uh oh' chant continues into the arena. Then another huge flame pyro explodes and the music begins courtesy of the live band on the entrance ramp. Then all of a sudden Beyonce Knowles comes skipping onto the stage]

[THE FIRST LADY OF R&B] BEYONCE KNOWLES: What's up First Union Centre?! Ya'll know the lyrics to this song? Come everybody let's make some noise up in here!!!

[The music begins again, and Beyonce starts singing 'Crazy In Love' the fans are on their feet as the flames around the entrance ramp are stilling blazing]

[THE FIRST LADY OF R&B] BEYONCE KNOWLES:

Yes, so crazy right now
Most incredibly
It's ya girl, B
It's ya boy, Young

You ready

uh oh uh oh uh oh, oh no no
uh oh uh oh uh oh, oh no no
uh oh uh oh uh oh, oh no no
uh oh uh oh uh oh, oh no no

History in the makin
Part two
so crazy right now

I like to stare so deep in ya eyes
I touch on you more and more every time
When you leave I'm beggin you not to go
Call ya name 2, 3, time in a row
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain
How I'm feelin and my pride is the one to blame (yeah)
Cuz I know I don't understand
Just how your love can do what no one else can

Got me lookin so crazy right now
Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now
Got me lookin so crazy right now
Your touch got me lookin so crazy right now
Got me hopin you'd page me right now
Your kiss got me hopin you'd save me right now
Lookin so crazy love got me lookin,
Got me lookin so crazy in love

[Just then Beyonce begins to run down the ramp and stands on the ring apron]

uh oh uh oh uh oh, oh no no
uh oh uh oh uh oh, oh no no
uh oh uh oh uh oh, oh no no
uh oh uh oh uh oh, oh no no

When I talk to my friends so quietly
"Who he think he is is?
Look at what you did t
Tennis shoes don't even need to buy a new dress
If you aint there aint nobody else to impress
The way that you know what I thought I knew
Is the beat that my heart skips when I'm with you
But I still don't understand
Just how your love can do what no one else can

Got me lookin so crazy right now
Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now
Got me lookin so crazy right now
Your touch got me lookin so crazy right now
Got me hopin you'd page me right now
Your kiss got me hopin you'd save me right now
Lookin so crazy love got me lookin,
Got me lookin so crazy in love

[Beyonce then enters the ring as Gail Kim and Val Venis get out and stand near the announce position. At this moment the attention turns to the titan tron which is playing the Crazy In Love video, and Beyonce stops singing as we see on the screen Jay Z's solo]

young Hov
Yall know when the flow is loco
young B
and the R-O-C, uh oh
OG big homie the one and only
Stick bony but the pockets is fat like Tony
Soprano, the ROC handle like Van Axel
I shake phony's man you cant get next to
A genuine article
I do not sing though
I sling though
If anything I bling yo
Star like Ringo
??
Crazy bring ya whole set
JayZ in the range
Crazy and deranged
They cant figure him out
they like "Hey! Is he insane?"
Yes sir I'm cut from a different cult
My texture is the best fur, chinchilla
I been dealin to chain smokers
How u think I got the name Hova
I been real and the games over
Fall back young
Ever since the label changed over to platinum
The games been a wrap
One

[The attention turns back into the ring where Beyonce begins singing again, the fans are cheering and look ecstatic at the sizzling performance!]

Got me lookin
So crazy, my baby
I'm not myself, lately I'm foolish
I don't do this
I been playin myself
Baby I don't care

Cuz your love's got the best of me
And baby you makin a fool of me
You got me sprung and I don't care who sees
Cuz baby you got me
You got me
(You got me so crazy baby)

Got me lookin so crazy right now
Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now
Got me lookin so crazy right now
Your touch got me lookin so crazy right now
Got me hopin you'd page me right now
Your kiss got me hopin you'd Save me right now
Lookin so crazy love got me lookin,
Got me lookin so crazy in love

Got me lookin so crazy right now
Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now
Got me lookin so crazy right now
Your touch got me lookin so crazy right now
Got me hopin you'd page me right now
Your kiss got me hopin you'd Save me right now
Lookin so crazy love got me lookin,
Got me lookin so crazy in love

[Beyonce finishes as the fans, announcers, Gail Kim, Val Venis and everyone else give her a standing ovation as Velocity draws to an end]