Redemptribution-
GI Jackinit vs. El Fatso
Comedic excellence. GI started the match by making fun of the slowness of El Fatso by dodging his attempts at grappling. From this point, it was all GI. He wrenched on the arm of El Fatso, until El Fatso nailed the legendary Lucha roll. After some brawling and the like, GI hit the Job Well Done and it was all she wrote.
Arsenic vs. Blade- Strong Style
The two kicking fiends of DDW showed how they got the reputation. Match started off with a stiff kick exchange to the legs, which they went upwards to the back and stomach before Arsenic kicked Blade right in the face. Arsenic hit a brainbuster on Blade and locked in a cross armbreaker. Blade reversed and attempted a boston crab, but ended up taking out the cameraman. Blade then nailed a spinkick and a roll through necksnap. At this point, all bets were off. Arsenic powerbombed Blade, delivered a vicious Toxic Shock, slapped on the Cattle Mutilation,
Mongolian chopped Blade across the back and folded Blade in half with a backdrop driver. Blade, not to be outdone, nailed a vicious Froggystyle, a somersault legdrop that landed his heel right on Arsenic's eye, a implant DDT, a high vertical suplex, a death valley driver, and a powerbomb across a non moving playskool table. Stiff kicks were exchanged throughout the match. The highspot of the match was Blade going for a tornado DDT off a ladder, in which Arsenic caught him and spun him back onto the ladder, only to have Blade nail a hurricanrana off the ladder. The end came for Blade as he went for a clothesline, and Arsenic ducked, kicked Blade in the leg and nailed the Shining Wizard for the 1 2 3.
Johnny McSwastika vs. Dragon-DDW Heavyweight title
An interesting match to say the least. The thing about Johnny is that he really hates us all, making for a particularly brutal contest. The rammel rocker, the
German legsweep, and the sieg heil chop were all broke out in his debut appearance. Dragon landed some forearm shivers, a piledriver, and the Dragonslayer for the win.
Anarchist vs. GI Jackinit-2/3 falls DDW deathmatch title
Not your standard DDW weapons filled deathmatch. This match showcased both athletes wrestling abilities as well as there ability to swing steel and take punishment. The match started out with some fast paced technical wrestling, as both men went from a collar and elbow tieup, to a headlock, to a hammerlock, back to a headlock, double block of the backdrop driver, and down to a headlock takedown in record time. It was clear from the begining that the new referee was not on cue, as he made a 3 count despite Anarchist's shoulders being up at one. However, commisioner Matt Massacre overuled the decision and patched it into the headset of our cameraman. From here on, the match was full blast. Anarchist reversed an arm wringer from GI into his patented hammerlock DDT. Anarchist picked up a steel chair and leveled GI Jackinit with it like only the Anarchist can. Anarchist threw a chair at GI then, but soon GI was on the comeback, wrenching in an arm wringer and then nailing the sexy karate with a chair. Then GI slammed Anarchists face into a chair before nailing a chairshot of his own. Both men exchanged brutal chops, before Anarchist nailed a yakuza kick to the side of the head of GI and a chairshot to the back. GI then went on his way to winning fall one, nailing a snap suplex, a sign throw, an arabian facebuster and pinning the Anarchist with Fruit Roll Up.
Fall 2-
Anarchist, upset over losing a fall to a rollup, wailed GI with the loudest Wet Floor Sign shot in existence. He then went up and went to hit his
patented Hardcore Ninja elbow, but GI moved out of the way. GI then delivered the bullcat, a shortarm clothesline and an Onita-style jumping DDT. Anarchist then cameback and delivered a DVD on the outside of the ring. GI eventually mounted a comeback and nailed the Gay Basher off the ladder. GI went for a punch, but was blocked, and Anarchist delivered a thunderous chop, before sideslamming GI onto a board covered in mousetraps. Anarchist wasn't finished, as he nailed a vicious DDT onto the remaining mousetraps and pinned GI for the second fall.
Fall 3-
At this point in this grueling contest, both men were obviously wounded and tired. Anarchist went and grabbed a lightbulb, and bashed GI, not once, but twice in the head with it. Unfortunately, it did not break. GI punched Anarchist, and then delivered two shots of his own with the lightbulb onto the head of the Anarchist, which again, did not break it. At this point, GI placed the lightbulb onto the back of the Anarchist and shattered it with a wet floor sign. The two men brawled back to the ring, where Anarchist hooked GI for a powerbomb, which was reversed. GI fetched a non-gimmicked guitar, and wailed the Anarchist in the head after playing a short tribute to his idol, Pete Townshend, singing his own rendition of Behind Blue Eyes. GI picked up the nearly
unconscious Anarchist, delivered the Job Well Done and took home the DDW King of the Deathmatch title.
Bloodbath 03 4/16/03
Dragon vs. Bandito.
A fun 2 minute squash over the Luchadore jobber. Dragon wins with the Destiny Breaker
Arsenic vs. Blade.
Brutal brutal match. Starts with a vicious stiff kick exchange between both men. Arsenic gets the advantage with a huge headbutt. Both men brutalized each other with powerbombs. Arsenic nailed the Toxic Shock, a side backbreaker, a brutal kick to the back of the head, and then a Shining Wizard. Blade, not to be outdone, pulled out a huge Implant DDT, a vicious roundhouse to the back of the head, a vicious tornado Hurricanrana, and finished the match with the Edge of the Blade and Froggystyle.
Arsenic/Pariah vs. Innovator of Violence-
Another hard hitting match which featured an even more brutal kick exchange from Blade and Arsenic. Some nice double team moves from Blade and
Dragon. Arsenic and Pariah hit the Fallen Arcadia on Blade and the Head Sandwich on Dragon. Dragon and Blade nailed a double Arabian Facebuster. Arsenic kicked Dragon in the ear very hard and in the stomach hard several times during the match. Blade laced into Arsenic with some brutal kicks as well. Funny moment is Blade pulling out his "Ever Been Fucked by a Rhino move" where he knees you very hard in the ass. Arsenic, seeing this done to his partner, ran up to Blade and kicked him in the ass as hard as he could while screaming "Ever Been Kicked by a Rhino". Arsenic then proceeded to nail several vicious repeating kicks to Blades head. The IOV ended the match with a Doomsday Device.
Anarchist vs. Pariah.
W*ing style barbed wire bat match
This match is one for the record books. Both men ran for the bat, and Pariah arrived first. Anarchist nailed him with the stop sign and took the bat and used it to beat down on Pariah. Pariah took control after a drop toe hold onto a chair. Anarchist was then split wide open from a chairshot, lost three pints of blood, and, after being cut, was Ganso Bombed on a chair for the win by Pariah.
The Rebirth 3/38/03
Show started off with a Mega Rumble.
Anarchist and Krazzo the Kid Jester started this off. Soon Blade entered.
Anarchist was eliminated by a Krazzo swanton. Pariah was next, followed by
Hardcore Hoodie. Pariah was eliminated after a Krazzo corkscrew swanton, and
Hoodie from a moonsault from Blade. Blade was eliminated by a reversal into a
DDT by Krazzo as Arsenic appeared. From hear on it was brutal. Some heavy kicks,
chopps, and a dragon suplex. Krazzo hit a diamond dust, ladder stunner,
moonsault off the ladder and won with the swanton.
Dragon wrestled Matt Massacre for the commisionership in the infamous Hogan/Nash
finger push pin angle.
Krazzo wrestled Blade into a brutal ladder match. Spike DDTs, Swantons,
Moonsaults, Spiral Taps, everything in this match. The stiffest spin kick to the
head ever. Krazzo hits a backflip eye of the hurricane and climbs the ladder to
win. Then, Blade pushes the ladder out from under him and he slams the concrete.
Arsenic vs. Hardcore Hoodie was the damndest 4 minute match ever seen. Hoodie
was being lame, so Arsenic gave him a belly to back suplex that dropped him
right on the head, a stiff roundhouse kick to the head, a painful chop,
delivered the Toxic Shock and then nailed a shining wizard which cracked Hoodies
jaw. Some other stuff happened, such as Hoodie doing stuff, but it was lame, so
I'm not writing about it.
Dragon vs. Krazzo was a good power/speed match. Ended with interference, setting
up
Krazzo/Hoodie vs. Anarchist, Blade, and Dragon. Let's just say in this match I
hit the hardest and loudest chop of my entire life and the match was full of
awesome triple teams. Great stuff.