DDW King of the Deathmatches

First round:

Anarchist vs. Johnny McSwastika
Lucky 21 staplegun match
First man to staple the better half of 21 one dollar bils to the opponent wins

Dragon vs. Pariah
W*Ing style barbed wire bat match
The barbed wire bat is in the middle of the ring, and both men must run for it

Blade vs. Kid Jester Krazzo
Ultraviolent Ladder match
1 Ladder wrapped in barbed wire, 1 not

GI Jackinit vs. a special surprise opponent
Christmas Tree Deathmatch
Christmas Tree Wrapped in barbed wire and gift wrapped weapons

Anarchist/Johnny vs. Pariah/Dragon
4 Corners of Pain deathmatch
A staple in DDW! A board wrapped in barbed wire, a board covered in thumbtacks, a board covered in lightubes and a board covered in mousetraps.
Interesting things about this match:
Anarchist was split wide open by Pariah, so how angry is he about that. And Dragon owns DDW, and is not to happy with Johnny's character.

Blade/Kid Jester vs. GI/?
Freefall match
There's a good sized roof. To win, throw your opponent off.

*****FINALS*****
The winners will meet in a no rope, barbed wire, I quit match.