How would you describe your career in DDW?

Peachy keen.

DDW is known for its brutal deathmatches. Why did you get involved in that division?

I do it cause I like it. I don't enjoy throwing moves out of a basket like our cruiserweights do, and I don't enjoy throwing punches and hitting people with garbage cans like certain world champions do.

What are some of your favorite matches that you've been in and that you've seen?

My all time favorite match that I've been in has to be against Arsenic. And against Anarchist in the final DDW deathmatch of 2002. My favorite match I've ever seen was Bob Backlund vs. Antonio Inoki 61 minute draw and my other favorite match was Sabu vs. Terry Funk, anytime.

What's your oppinion on the current DDW champion, Dragon?

(At this point, GI went into a long interlude of the word "fat" and was not heard to say anything else for the next ten minutes)

What are your goals for this year of DDW?

I'm gonna rule ass. Smack that badboy up.

Who is your dream opponent and why? (Non DDW)

I'd say it'd have to be uh, to face Sabu in a no rope barbed wire exploding ring match.

Has a fan ever done anything crazy to get to meet you?

Dragon once ran a mile to shake my hand. It took 4 hours, but he did it.

You have a choice to live with Jim Hellwig, Martha Stewart and Bob Villa for the rest of your life on a deserted island. Who do you choose and why?

Jim Hellwig, cause he's a rock hard chunk of man.

You have a hammer, a midget and a roulette wheel. What are you plans for the evening?

Strap the midget to the roulette wheel and rapidly abuse his naughty bits with the hammer while spinning.

Finally, any parting words for the fans?

Go to put your mouth on it, BUT DON'T REALLY DO IT!!!!!