How would you describe your career in DDW?

A long twisting road of ups and downs. It's had its highlights, and it's lowlights. I left for a while because the bookers were ass, but they've improved, so I'm here to stay.

DDW is known for its brutal deathmatches. Why did you get involved in that division?

Because this is where I belong. I can go out there and chain wrestle with you, but that's not my thing. I like doing this because I feel it provides the most excitement, besides doing flips and stuff, and let's face it, my bodies not the right type for flips now is it? I do it because I love it.

What are some of your favorite matches that you've been in and that you've seen?

My favorites matches I've been in over my career have been my matches with Asylum, GI Jackinit, Krazzo and my one with Blade at the first DZW show where I gained everyones respect who hasn't seen me before. I think the greatest match I've ever seen is CM Punk vs. Chris Hero 55 minute Tables and Ladders match. Just wow, damn impressive.

What's your oppinion on the current DDW champion, Dragon?

He tries hard. He's actually funny if you just listen to him talk. Watches a lot of Dragon Ball Z. Needs to buy some indy tapes from me. Http://www.angelfire.com/punk3/dansxetapes Cheap plug.

What are your goals for this year of DDW?

Keep the King of the deathmatch title. Win the first ever King of the Deathmatch tournament. That's all I care about. Leave the other guys to fight over the heavyweight title. That's their thing.

Who is your dream opponent and why? (Non DDW)

Probably Mad Man Pondo in some crazy deathmatch.

Has a fan ever done anything crazy to get to meet you?

One time two kids walked all the way home with me telling me they liked my match and my pants. It was awkward to have male rats, but after locking my door, I felt safe.

You have a choice to live with Jim Hellwig, Martha Stewart and Bob Villa for the rest of your life on a deserted island. Who do you choose and why?

Well Bob Villa could build us a sweet house, but probably Martha Stewart, cause she can cook, and you know, she's a girl

You have a hammer, a midget and a roulette wheel. What are you plans for the evening?

If it's Bridget the Midget, fuck her brains out. Chuck the hammer in the toolshed and place a bet on the roulette wheel on how many orgasms I can make Bridget have.

Finally, any parting words for the fans?

My name is the Anarchist, and what I am is straight edge. I am drug free, I am alcohol free, and I am better than each and every one of you.

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